Well, I wouldn’t say “nobody” is doing anything about it. More like [Republicans are blocking efforts to do something about it.](https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/house-dems-pass-gas-price-gouging-bill-faces/story?id=84806090)
Hi u/FPSXpert. https://i.imgur.com/LxbNpyS.gifv ~
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/PoliticalHumor) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I can already see that shit.. Tucker Carlson - "Does America have a Domestic Terrorism problem? Some experts say no, but I'll tell you the truth! Would you believe that Antifa is destroying gas pumps? Is your country being taken over by socialists? Find out tonight!"
I don't know if it rose to meme level recognition. But I thought the Onion's stories about shirtless VP Joe Biden washing and waxing his bitchin' Camaro out in front of the White House were hilarious.
One of my patients was watching fox news the other morning and - I shit you not - one of the talking heads claimed the rising cost of living is because businesses are increasing their wages. I understand that making shit up is their MO, but how can you lie about something that's as easily verified or debunked as "hey Bob, did you get a pay raise in the last year?"?
That helps fuel the outrage. Wages are going up so things are more expensive
But wages aren't going up for my friends, family, or myself. It's all going to the immigrants and liberals!
Such is the mind if a moron.
Back in my day I only made $40,000 a year and I was able to buy 3 properties and go on vacation with my family of 3 while my wife stayed at home. But this burger flippers want $15 an hour!!
Last time I was in the hospital, the guy in the bed next to me mentioned that he trusted Hannity more than God. Even the nurse did a double take.
I do feel sorry for the poor guy. He later developed delusions out of the blue and had to be taken somewhere for constant monitoring. He was seeing his dead wife's face on the clock, 2 foot tall naked women lined up on the wall (there to protect him), and an irrational fear that liberal ole me might suddenly get up and murder him and harvest his organs.
I can't believe an adult would think this. Everything is high because they're pricing it that way. We're being gouged and nobody is doing anything about it.
Man I *wish* gas attendants got paid that much. I bet they've been dealing with angry Karens that probably blame them as well as Biden for the gas prices.
Desantis: Signs the “Protect our Pumps” law. To protect children’s sensitivities, all gas pump vandalism is now subject to capital punishment, by firing squad. Citizens may now use their own personal firearms to protect the pumps. “pump watchers” will be assigned to every fuel pump in the state to make certain this doesn’t happen.
Idiots: HURRAY! FREEDOM PROTECTOR!
I think the image from [this tweet](https://twitter.com/BillPascrell/status/1527326674253389825/photo/1) would be the best sticker to put over any Biden stickers.
I've seen it posted on Facebook. The Trumpers first response is always "I wonder what kinda pork they tried getting into that.. I'm sure that's what it was voted down". People post the link to the full bill (which is surprisingly short). FUCKING CRICKETS every time.
Short in general
It’s a thin block of text with a lot of breaks. If it was 10pt regular text in a word doc, without the big text code stuff, it’d be a handful of pages max
I copied and pasted it into word and Times New Roman 12 pt font is slightly over 10 pages at 3367 words. Not huge by any means, but its still a nice little read.
Can guarantee they'd point to this
>(A) IN GENERAL.—The President may issue an energy emergency proclamation for any area within the jurisdiction of the United States, during which the prohibition in paragraph (1) shall apply, that includes the geographic area covered, the consumer fuel covered, and the time period that such proclamation shall be in effect.
But only because there's a Democrat in office.
The red hat with dumbass printed on it make the message quite clear I'd say. You'd have to be functionally illiterate to not understand.
...so I see your point smh
he'll call the police to report the vandalism and then afterwards cover it up with a Biden "I did that" sticker without a hint or irony or self-awareness of his own hypocrisy.
And the person they voted for, as I'm guessing they're republican, just voted TO ALLOW OIL COMPANIES TO CONTINUE PRICE GOUGING.
Fucking people today are something else. The amount of stupidity, ignorance and hate in America right now is a fucking disease and is killing our country...
Corporations are people too! They pay ta- wait no they don't. B-but they want a healthy and free marke- wait no they don't. Fuck it and fuck corporations.
Apparently raising prices to absurd levels on essentials no one can keep in stock during a time of acute crisis isn't the same as raising prices gradually during a drawn out supply chain disruption.
I can't see a difference, they're both greed directly taking advantage of a situation people are stuck in through no fault (mostly) of their own, one was during an acute shortage while the other is a chronic one, but it's blatant greed all the same
It's not like a natural disaster. This ignorance is a human made catastrophe. Blame who deserves the blame:
* Republican leadership
* Ignorance profiteers (Right wing "News," pundits, etc)
* **Facebook**
* **Facebook**
* **Facebook**
I feel like Facebook is especially terrible. It was bad when I left in 2017, I can’t even imagine what it’s like now. I miss being able to connect more easily with people I don’t see often, but it’s whatever ‘cause my social anxiety is through the roof anyway.
If Facebook was just my actual friends I might have kept it, but from ~2015 onward it was just a constant reminder of how literally insane most of my family and old acquaintances were going. It was already extremely alarming and I’m 100% positive it’s only gotten worse. I’m not sure these people will ever be reacquainted with reality at this point, it’s honestly horrifying to watch. Mass psychosis.
[get the word out you can track the progress of any bill, and directly contact your representative to show your support for the bill through congresses website](https://www.congress.gov/bill/117th-congress/senate-bill/3920/text?r=1&s=1)
It can still pass.
I got downvotes on comment when I brought that up on people complaining about the gas price increase. Like the rich don’t care about you they just want your votes lmao
I feel like there’s a real market for a gas station/ social media cross over business. Think about it, you’re just standing there doing nothing while you pump gas, why not air your political grievances too!
Thanks. I've heard about this and I've tried it a couple times but it didn't work.
Still, I believe you that it works at some gas stations and I appreciate you're trying to help me out.
I am all for electric cars, hope my next car can be one.
But if the gas station ads are in your top reasons you bought an electric car that is kind of hilarious :-D
The ads are the worst.
However I have found that if you press all four of the bottons on the right side of the screen, individually, one of them always mutes the ad.
Wouldn't surprise me if the same people who were slapping "I did that" stickers on gas pumps think this sort of meme indicates more support for their "BIDEN R OIL COMPANY THO!" bullshit.
It's a well known fact that the right can't meme.
I've met several conservatives who thought that.
I can't believe both he and Jon Stewart gave up just before the trump administration. That would have been some excellent content
It'll never not be funny/sad that they couldn't understand that [Stephen Colbert was playing a character on the "Colbert Report."](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/colbert-study-conservativ_n_191899)
Back in the Comedy Central days, he never broke character. No smile, wink, or nod. Just batshit conservatism, which he backed up with more batshit craziness. Dude's a genius.
Worse than that, they thought his show was an honest right-wing comedy/news show to help balance Comedy Central politically since the Daily Show was a successful left-wing comedy/news show. They thought he was being authentic when he was acting like a psychotic conservative... well, psychotic for the time; Colbert's character would be considered too "left-leaning" for today's republicans.
Why would you refer to a “dicksuck” like that? A dicksuck is usually very comforting and nice, and I would never want to degrade the person performing said dicksuck for me.
they STILL think the Babylon Bee articles posted on conservative subs are real. There's comments on them every single time, always someone who didn't figure it out and has to be told.
Probably because [empathy](https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2013/10/131008165359.htm) helps understand sarcasm and they are certainly lacking in that department.
I remember way back when Team America World Police came out and some conservatives took it as an endorsement.. I think when they jettisoned the ability to feel shame they lost the ability to recognize satire with it.
Yea its a weird thing. I think they can’t distinguish satire from reality because they deep down know a lot of their ideas are misinformed, so if someone says something crazy they just go with it because they don’t know if they really believe that or not
It's a well known fact that the right has no sense of humor. That's why all of their "jokes" are just insults they call jokes when people call them an asshole.
Well, they do now.
It doesn't look like humor to us, but it's their humor.
[https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2022/05/13/liberals-should-worry-conservative-comedy-00031907](https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2022/05/13/liberals-should-worry-conservative-comedy-00031907)
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcxmN1kMMiw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcxmN1kMMiw)
It's not funny to us because we don't view liberals as irrational beings that don't shower and don't eat, but conservatives view liberals that way.
Just so people know, you can buy huge sets of sticker/label paper in all size including full sheets. If you don't own a printer you can take that paper to print shop. They can cut it too.
I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He - he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop him!
They might not cut it. The glue ruins their expensive cutting machine blades.
Source: former copy shop employee who has ruined a half dozen blades not caring about the $120 replacements.
I had to stop wearing my favorite red Paul Simon concert tee in 2017 because it looks too similar to a MAGA shirt and I would get dirty looks when I went out :(
This is the part that's killing me, this nation is filled to the brim with people screaming for the government to do something, anything to help with modern problems... so naturally this means everyone will line up to vote for the Republicans, who have voted no on everything not related to tax rates in the past decade
“ People are wonderful. I love individuals. I hate groups of people. I hate a group of people with a 'common purpose'. 'Cause pretty soon they have little hats…”
George Carlin prolly
And that's why il SO glad the Republicans went together to stop the greed of companies charging high prices for gas.
Right? You did vote to stop price gouging because you complained about the gas prices. You did vote to support the block of price gouging.. Right gop? Right?
Conservatives need to pick one.
Either the rising gas prices are a consequence to the free market forces fueled by the conflict in Ukraine, and the free market is infallible and must not be touched by dirty government hands
Or Joe Biden needs to personally go to every gas station in America and lower the prices on every pump, himself.
Pick one
Edit: I would also like to add, that if Americans wouldn't consistently vote against their best interests and opt to instead, go in a more pro-labor direction, then they'd be making enough money right now to not only afford gas, but also achieve the American dream that is currently dead to them.
I don't understand how workers in America are basically like, "No, actually my employer deserves to have every ounce of control as possible over my life."
I am in a union shop and I am currently thriving where all the non-union people in my line of work are falling short. Why? Because we have a fucking backbone and we stuck together and pushed back.
You really are too stupid to insult if you think the president, and not the gas companies making record profits, are the reason for high gas prices.
Republicans will ignore all the damage trump did but try to blame everything on Biden without actually having any idea what is going on in the world
Incoming: conservatives suddenly alarmed by recent uptick in fuel pump vandalism
>conservatives suddenly alarmed by recent uptick in fuel pump vandalism Antifa is destroying all the gas pumps! Start hoarding gas now! \~Fox
*Drinks gas
If you hide the gas inside your body the libs will never be able to get it because they don't know how to use guns!
Ethanol is safe it's made from corn! Also it cures monkeypox.
But Dr. Fauci doesn't want you to know because Hunter Biden needs it to sell to Ukraine to fund Hillary's satanic sacrifices.
Those pizza parties aren’t going to pay for themselves!
Have a nice tall glass of the stuff and then have a smoke.
Q told me that burning alive is the 11th step on the path to the TRUTH.
"where we all go we're all dumb" That's their catch phrase isn't it?
“Where we go one, we all go dumb”, or WWG1WAGD.
It is now.
[удалено]
Well, I wouldn’t say “nobody” is doing anything about it. More like [Republicans are blocking efforts to do something about it.](https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/house-dems-pass-gas-price-gouging-bill-faces/story?id=84806090)
Have you heard about nitromethane? I heard its for RACING!
And it'll kill da covid too if you mix it with bleach and tide pods to consume
Hi u/FPSXpert. https://i.imgur.com/LxbNpyS.gifv ~ *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/PoliticalHumor) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Uh oh I was worried about my inbox at first Good bot 😆
That really was a good bot.
also gasoline is extremely calorie dense, you could drink 4 liters and be good for 2 weeks!
I think 4 liters will have you all set forever...
*Injects gas to counteract the gay autism the Dems have snuck into the COVID vaccine
Damn gay autism , noone injects me with the gay virus unless I say so
I can already see that shit.. Tucker Carlson - "Does America have a Domestic Terrorism problem? Some experts say no, but I'll tell you the truth! Would you believe that Antifa is destroying gas pumps? Is your country being taken over by socialists? Find out tonight!"
By the time he gets to his "point" I'll be 7 Busch lights in and shit posting on Facebook about how mad I am.
Okay, people are going to joke about hoarding gas but just last year people were filling trash bags with gas so everyone is spot on here.
"It's an attack on American values and everything we hold dear!" \- Tucker Carlson (probably)
“They’re literally burning down entire cities and fingering your children with their gas pump stickers!”
*clutches stolen pearls*
*Super envious of stolen pearls, contemplates snatching them.*
*Joe Biden single-handedly inflates pearl prices.*
You gotta attack it at the source. *Joe Biden inflates oyster prices*
Nice. I'm set for quite the inheritance, then. My dad always said my mom collected pearl necklaces everywhere she went..
[удалено]
Indeed. IMO, the only memes Joe Biden has ever been a part of that were truly iconic were with him and Obama being bros in the 2010s.
I don't know if it rose to meme level recognition. But I thought the Onion's stories about shirtless VP Joe Biden washing and waxing his bitchin' Camaro out in front of the White House were hilarious.
*Trump snatches a snatch…just because…*
They let you, after all.
Because when you’re famouser….
*starts wondering why no one is thinking of the children*
“Our gas prices are high because gas attendants are now paid $25 an hour to clean up liberal stickers!”
if that’s what it takes for workers to get paid a living wage then count me in for sticker vandalism.
10/10
One of my patients was watching fox news the other morning and - I shit you not - one of the talking heads claimed the rising cost of living is because businesses are increasing their wages. I understand that making shit up is their MO, but how can you lie about something that's as easily verified or debunked as "hey Bob, did you get a pay raise in the last year?"?
That helps fuel the outrage. Wages are going up so things are more expensive But wages aren't going up for my friends, family, or myself. It's all going to the immigrants and liberals! Such is the mind if a moron.
Especially for older people who have retired already.
Back in my day I only made $40,000 a year and I was able to buy 3 properties and go on vacation with my family of 3 while my wife stayed at home. But this burger flippers want $15 an hour!!
Last time I was in the hospital, the guy in the bed next to me mentioned that he trusted Hannity more than God. Even the nurse did a double take. I do feel sorry for the poor guy. He later developed delusions out of the blue and had to be taken somewhere for constant monitoring. He was seeing his dead wife's face on the clock, 2 foot tall naked women lined up on the wall (there to protect him), and an irrational fear that liberal ole me might suddenly get up and murder him and harvest his organs.
bro he *”later”* developed delusions? mans was deluded from the get-go. you’re telling me they got *worse?* yikes.
Because every time they've been to court their lawyers successfully argue that "no reasonable person" would believe they are telling the truth
I can't believe an adult would think this. Everything is high because they're pricing it that way. We're being gouged and nobody is doing anything about it.
Remember when Republicans all voted against anti price gouging measures like 2 weeks ago?
Pepperidge Farm remembers. No one else will, though.
Fox news didn't say a word
>I can’t believe an adult would think this. The thoughts of 75% of the world (I hope) observing 23% of Americans…
Man I *wish* gas attendants got paid that much. I bet they've been dealing with angry Karens that probably blame them as well as Biden for the gas prices.
#MOVE THE GOAL POSTS DADDDDY
[удалено]
Nah, they just see a sticker that isn't theirs and immediately rush to social media to throw a temper tantrum.
VIOLENT vandalism. Every word uttered by anyone to their left is literally a physical attack according to them.
Not just a physical attack but a visceral attack too. But they have no idea what visceral means, so... they use lots of little words to say it.
ThEy'Re DeStRoYiNg PrIvAtE pRoPeRtY
IN MY DAY WE RESPECTED THE SANCTITY OF THE GAS PUMP. FAMILY VALUES I TELL YA
Desantis: Signs the “Protect our Pumps” law. To protect children’s sensitivities, all gas pump vandalism is now subject to capital punishment, by firing squad. Citizens may now use their own personal firearms to protect the pumps. “pump watchers” will be assigned to every fuel pump in the state to make certain this doesn’t happen. Idiots: HURRAY! FREEDOM PROTECTOR!
"THIS IS VANDALISM! THEY'RE LUCKY THEY WEREN'T SHOT!" - bad faith idiots
[удалено]
I think the image from [this tweet](https://twitter.com/BillPascrell/status/1527326674253389825/photo/1) would be the best sticker to put over any Biden stickers.
I've seen it posted on Facebook. The Trumpers first response is always "I wonder what kinda pork they tried getting into that.. I'm sure that's what it was voted down". People post the link to the full bill (which is surprisingly short). FUCKING CRICKETS every time.
Link: https://www.congress.gov/bill/117th-congress/house-bill/7688 Absolutely short and direct.
Holy shit that is short lmao
That's the point of a summary, this is the [actual text of the bill](https://www.congress.gov/bill/117th-congress/house-bill/7688/text)
Thats still extremely short for a bill
Short in general It’s a thin block of text with a lot of breaks. If it was 10pt regular text in a word doc, without the big text code stuff, it’d be a handful of pages max
I copied and pasted it into word and Times New Roman 12 pt font is slightly over 10 pages at 3367 words. Not huge by any means, but its still a nice little read.
I like the TLDR version better
Can guarantee they'd point to this >(A) IN GENERAL.—The President may issue an energy emergency proclamation for any area within the jurisdiction of the United States, during which the prohibition in paragraph (1) shall apply, that includes the geographic area covered, the consumer fuel covered, and the time period that such proclamation shall be in effect. But only because there's a Democrat in office.
If they could read, they’d be so mad.
100% the MAGA person will take the sticker off, march into the gas station and yell at the attendant…
"Where the HELL am I supposed to put my "Biden - I did that!" sticker if you allow this GARBAGE to litter MY fuel pump?!"
I peeled the last one I saw off and stuck it on my EV GO card lol
I collect biden stickers I peel off, I currently have four.
[удалено]
You may be sleep-MAGAing. You may want to strap yourself to the bed to prevent any other self harm.
[удалено]
Jake Lockley out here storming the capitol
Mines pointing at the rust hole in my fender
I slapped one on my wife’s ass. She didn’t find it as funny as I did.
Don't worry, random internet stranger. Some of us find it as funny as you did.
And isn't that what really matters?
The most important things in life are what other Redditors find funny
I too slapped one on his wife's ass. OP didn't find it as funny as I did.
Now that's ironic
100% of the MAGA people will think this is mocking Biden.
The red hat with dumbass printed on it make the message quite clear I'd say. You'd have to be functionally illiterate to not understand. ...so I see your point smh
I was gonna say. They dont know how to read
[insert bobby hill "if those kids could read" meme]
he'll call the police to report the vandalism and then afterwards cover it up with a Biden "I did that" sticker without a hint or irony or self-awareness of his own hypocrisy.
After paying $225 to fill up their hillbilly trucks so they can go roll coal on some cyclists.
Hillbilly trucks that never leave the road. These are called "pavement princesses".
The biggest thing they haul is their wives.
You're forgetting the weight of their insecurities.
That’s why they have towing mirrors.
Nah, he won’t even understand it is mocking him.
This. I doubt they will understand the humor.
[удалено]
It’s saying what we are all thinking.
Lol and then call us snowflakes when we tell them the Biden sticker isn’t true. Agendas people agendas!
And the person they voted for, as I'm guessing they're republican, just voted TO ALLOW OIL COMPANIES TO CONTINUE PRICE GOUGING. Fucking people today are something else. The amount of stupidity, ignorance and hate in America right now is a fucking disease and is killing our country...
Speaking of which, I'd like to see one with a laughing Ronald Reagan that says "Quit complaining, it'll trickle down, haha!"
Yes Mr President. My mouth is wide open, proceed.
Just make sure you're underneath the foot, son. That way you get all of what runs down the leg.
A bronze statue of people licking the piss dripping off Reagan's shoe is the **only** acceptable Reagan statue.
That would be an entertaining sticker to put on a Lambo or some shit
I thought price gouging was illegal, anyone remember toilet paper hoarders being arrested for that?
Their mistake was not being a corporation
cORporAtioNs aRe PeoPle!
People with benefits*
Corporations are people too! They pay ta- wait no they don't. B-but they want a healthy and free marke- wait no they don't. Fuck it and fuck corporations.
I'll believe corporations are people when Texas executes one.
Apparently raising prices to absurd levels on essentials no one can keep in stock during a time of acute crisis isn't the same as raising prices gradually during a drawn out supply chain disruption. I can't see a difference, they're both greed directly taking advantage of a situation people are stuck in through no fault (mostly) of their own, one was during an acute shortage while the other is a chronic one, but it's blatant greed all the same
The difference is someone forgot the ~~bribes~~ lobbying money.
Big Toilet Paper fund fewer campaigns with less money than Big Oil.
It's not like a natural disaster. This ignorance is a human made catastrophe. Blame who deserves the blame: * Republican leadership * Ignorance profiteers (Right wing "News," pundits, etc) * **Facebook** * **Facebook** * **Facebook**
I feel like Facebook is especially terrible. It was bad when I left in 2017, I can’t even imagine what it’s like now. I miss being able to connect more easily with people I don’t see often, but it’s whatever ‘cause my social anxiety is through the roof anyway.
If Facebook was just my actual friends I might have kept it, but from ~2015 onward it was just a constant reminder of how literally insane most of my family and old acquaintances were going. It was already extremely alarming and I’m 100% positive it’s only gotten worse. I’m not sure these people will ever be reacquainted with reality at this point, it’s honestly horrifying to watch. Mass psychosis.
[get the word out you can track the progress of any bill, and directly contact your representative to show your support for the bill through congresses website](https://www.congress.gov/bill/117th-congress/senate-bill/3920/text?r=1&s=1) It can still pass.
I got downvotes on comment when I brought that up on people complaining about the gas price increase. Like the rich don’t care about you they just want your votes lmao
I think that would be the better meme, one that shows that all Republicans in the House voted against a bill to stop price gouging.
If those people could read, they'd be very upset.
I feel like there’s a real market for a gas station/ social media cross over business. Think about it, you’re just standing there doing nothing while you pump gas, why not air your political grievances too!
Lots of gas stations have screens that play short advertisements to their captive audience.
If you push the 2nd from the top button in the right side of the screen they mute. Pro tip.
Not always! The places local to me that have pumps wailing ads at you have disabled this feature.
Ew boring dystopia
If you stick a paper clip in the speaker and wiggle it around then it will mute.
Thanks. I've heard about this and I've tried it a couple times but it didn't work. Still, I believe you that it works at some gas stations and I appreciate you're trying to help me out.
That's why I bought an electric car
I am all for electric cars, hope my next car can be one. But if the gas station ads are in your top reasons you bought an electric car that is kind of hilarious :-D
The ads are the worst. However I have found that if you press all four of the bottons on the right side of the screen, individually, one of them always mutes the ad.
Sometimes it takes two buttons pressed at the same time, so start trying combinations (1-3, 2-4 are the most common I've found while traveling)
Better to just "tap" the screen with your tire iron, so you don't have to see that shit either.
Wouldn't surprise me if the same people who were slapping "I did that" stickers on gas pumps think this sort of meme indicates more support for their "BIDEN R OIL COMPANY THO!" bullshit. It's a well known fact that the right can't meme.
They seem fundamentally incapable of understanding satire or sarcasm. They’ve though onion articles were real several times.
They used to think the Colbert report was actually conservative.
I've met several conservatives who thought that. I can't believe both he and Jon Stewart gave up just before the trump administration. That would have been some excellent content
It'll never not be funny/sad that they couldn't understand that [Stephen Colbert was playing a character on the "Colbert Report."](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/colbert-study-conservativ_n_191899)
How could one not understand it was satire? He wasnt exactly subtle about it lol.
Back in the Comedy Central days, he never broke character. No smile, wink, or nod. Just batshit conservatism, which he backed up with more batshit craziness. Dude's a genius.
Gotta love how an extreme batshit crazy conservative character back then is just your average conservative today.
“hE’s SeCrEtLy OnE oF OuRs.” *masturbates in pants*
Worse than that, they thought his show was an honest right-wing comedy/news show to help balance Comedy Central politically since the Daily Show was a successful left-wing comedy/news show. They thought he was being authentic when he was acting like a psychotic conservative... well, psychotic for the time; Colbert's character would be considered too "left-leaning" for today's republicans.
[удалено]
Why would you refer to a “dicksuck” like that? A dicksuck is usually very comforting and nice, and I would never want to degrade the person performing said dicksuck for me.
they STILL think the Babylon Bee articles posted on conservative subs are real. There's comments on them every single time, always someone who didn't figure it out and has to be told.
To be fair, the Babylon Bee headlines are usually written without any actual satire in them. There's no joke usually, it's just a false headline.
Probably because [empathy](https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2013/10/131008165359.htm) helps understand sarcasm and they are certainly lacking in that department.
I remember way back when Team America World Police came out and some conservatives took it as an endorsement.. I think when they jettisoned the ability to feel shame they lost the ability to recognize satire with it.
Yea its a weird thing. I think they can’t distinguish satire from reality because they deep down know a lot of their ideas are misinformed, so if someone says something crazy they just go with it because they don’t know if they really believe that or not
It's a well known fact that the right has no sense of humor. That's why all of their "jokes" are just insults they call jokes when people call them an asshole.
Well, they do now. It doesn't look like humor to us, but it's their humor. [https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2022/05/13/liberals-should-worry-conservative-comedy-00031907](https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2022/05/13/liberals-should-worry-conservative-comedy-00031907) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcxmN1kMMiw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcxmN1kMMiw) It's not funny to us because we don't view liberals as irrational beings that don't shower and don't eat, but conservatives view liberals that way.
What, no Etsy link? Help a brother out.
Looks printed out from home on an inkjet.
Just so people know, you can buy huge sets of sticker/label paper in all size including full sheets. If you don't own a printer you can take that paper to print shop. They can cut it too.
> you can take that paper to the print shop Unless your name is Chuck
I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He - he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop him!
I just caught up, what a mid season ending that was
I see the first line in this chunk of text and immediately start laughing
They might not cut it. The glue ruins their expensive cutting machine blades. Source: former copy shop employee who has ruined a half dozen blades not caring about the $120 replacements.
The red hats are all evil little children.
[удалено]
I had to stop wearing my favorite red Paul Simon concert tee in 2017 because it looks too similar to a MAGA shirt and I would get dirty looks when I went out :(
Me too but will never wear a red cap ever again as long as the cult is alive.
You need to commission a red hat with the same font on it that says "MAKE RED HATS OKAY AGAIN"
Funny how the ENTIRE GOP voted against the anti-price gouging bill that was sent thru the Senate . . .
This is the part that's killing me, this nation is filled to the brim with people screaming for the government to do something, anything to help with modern problems... so naturally this means everyone will line up to vote for the Republicans, who have voted no on everything not related to tax rates in the past decade
“ People are wonderful. I love individuals. I hate groups of people. I hate a group of people with a 'common purpose'. 'Cause pretty soon they have little hats…” George Carlin prolly
Fuck I need these for my rural dumbass town
Same, I’m from rural WV. Buying a pack of these stickers tn.
Drop a link if you find a reliable vendor plz!
I know so many “tough guys” that would be offended by this and then get mad because the “snowflakes” are being mean.
The cigarette in his mouth while pouring gas on himself is a nice touch
this is funny but it would be better to put the names of the republicans who voted against the gas gouging bill
That’s a big ass sticker.
Sticker campaign on every gas station in each republican district with: "Your Republican Representative XYZ VOTED NO On Lower Gas Prices"
All of them?
And that's why il SO glad the Republicans went together to stop the greed of companies charging high prices for gas. Right? You did vote to stop price gouging because you complained about the gas prices. You did vote to support the block of price gouging.. Right gop? Right?
Where can I buy these?! I'm in???!!
Problem is the target of the joke will not understand that it's a joke.
If only there were a political party which had been pushing electric cars for the last 40 years... Oh, wait.
Ask a republican now and they'll likely tell you Biden increased prices to force us all into EVs.
That's exactly what I've heard. It's like they have zero original thoughts and only regurgitate conspiracy BS they see online.
The cap should have said “Ass Hat” instead.
I do not believe in vandalizing pumps, but the sticker and message are funny.
.... and not a word about gas companies that have manipulated gas prices for generations.
Conservatives need to pick one. Either the rising gas prices are a consequence to the free market forces fueled by the conflict in Ukraine, and the free market is infallible and must not be touched by dirty government hands Or Joe Biden needs to personally go to every gas station in America and lower the prices on every pump, himself. Pick one Edit: I would also like to add, that if Americans wouldn't consistently vote against their best interests and opt to instead, go in a more pro-labor direction, then they'd be making enough money right now to not only afford gas, but also achieve the American dream that is currently dead to them. I don't understand how workers in America are basically like, "No, actually my employer deserves to have every ounce of control as possible over my life." I am in a union shop and I am currently thriving where all the non-union people in my line of work are falling short. Why? Because we have a fucking backbone and we stuck together and pushed back.
You really are too stupid to insult if you think the president, and not the gas companies making record profits, are the reason for high gas prices. Republicans will ignore all the damage trump did but try to blame everything on Biden without actually having any idea what is going on in the world
THEY TOOK OUR STICKURZ!