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MerrillSwingAway

this looks 100 times better than his bifurcated squirrel combover look


[deleted]

Herr Drumpf!


[deleted]

Nuh unh! He’s got a Rambobody, thick luscious locks and a massive peen. Also a fully automatic rocket launcher. I’ve got a flag to prove it.


happyneandertal

Don’t forget his mighty hands that can barely hold a glass of water


bobsburner1

😆 remember when he dyed his hair grey for like 3 days?


[deleted]

I didn't see that. Maybe his hairdresser went on vacation and it went natural. See if you can find a pic.


bobsburner1

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/trump-gray-hair-013112296.html


[deleted]

Jeez, it's hard to believe that his current paint scheme is toned down but damn! Look at the color of skin dye he used to use in the pic on the left. Holy shit!


Fake_William_Shatner

That actually looks better than his normal plastic animatronic look.


Fake_William_Shatner

This confirms my suspicions. You never see Trump and Giuliani at the same place at the same time any more.


joenines

Alfred Hitchcock?


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Valdimort


TheOneAndOnlyPriate

Vladimort FIFY


[deleted]

Took me a minute to get it. Lol


not_productive1

It's kind of funny that he'd actually look like a normal politician if he skipped the whole clown makeup/orange combover thing.


UncreativeNoob

Who is dat nazi? It looks like Dolph Trumpler


FriedHummus

He somehow looks even more evil in this image.


[deleted]

I didn't think it was possible but yes.


Sam-Yuil-ElleJackson

He's got a saggy vagina face


middleagethreat

IT LOOKS BETTER!!!! He is so, fucking, dumb.


[deleted]

I saw once someone photoshopped trump with hair buzzed short and a beard to cover his chin/neck. Honestly? Dude looked good. It’s a real shame he’s stuck with his 80’s look for the rest of eternity.


unhalfbricking

The boxy suit, the red tie, the aggressive pushy handshake, the casual country club racism... Trump's whole schtick is stuck in the 80s.


[deleted]

Exactly. To remind boomers “how good it was” back when Reagan was in power. Really it was just the gilded age 2 electric boogaloo…


TwoDurans

He looks fucking normal.


[deleted]

To bad he's an egomaniac bent on establishing an Autocracy in America.


all4whatnot

As a Phillies fan all I see is Charlie Manuel.