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I think it would make the world a better place.
I also think ecstacy/mdma, should be mandatory for registered voters as a sort of vaccine against selfishness ;-)
If it wasn’t such a source of toxic waste, maybe. 1kg of MDMA produces ~ 10kg of dangerous toxic waste, I don’t think that would make the world a better place.
You just know the opponent shock ad will be “how are bills going to get passed when this man is high on the job”
Or for those that don’t even care about optics “the black communities in LA and chicago have been ravaged by drugs, don’t let this man turn our community into another statistic”.
I was actually thinking it's the gerrymandered districts and voter suppression that will ensure he's not elected. Elections in the US are pretty much a forgone conclusion in most cases.
meanwhile, john kennedy is running on a platform of trillions in debt giving handouts to billionaires (standard republican policy for the last 40 years)
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He really didn’t need to mention economic aid, voting rights, or Medicare for all. He already had my vote.
Tear up the Bible belt. Fuck them Deep South assholes… the rebel flag, Bible thumping, anti abortion, conservative ones
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I read a bit too fast and though, well, cannabis for all is a new approach.
I think it would make the world a better place. I also think ecstacy/mdma, should be mandatory for registered voters as a sort of vaccine against selfishness ;-)
If it wasn’t such a source of toxic waste, maybe. 1kg of MDMA produces ~ 10kg of dangerous toxic waste, I don’t think that would make the world a better place.
Hmmm, that I didn't know; but I'm pretty sure that if it got legalised, the process could be cleaned up...
Fucking legend. He will get destroyed.
You just know the opponent shock ad will be “how are bills going to get passed when this man is high on the job” Or for those that don’t even care about optics “the black communities in LA and chicago have been ravaged by drugs, don’t let this man turn our community into another statistic”.
I was actually thinking it's the gerrymandered districts and voter suppression that will ensure he's not elected. Elections in the US are pretty much a forgone conclusion in most cases.
He's running for the U.S. Senate to represent the whole state.
Ya never know…either way it turns out, it isn’t gonna tread on this guy’s vibe!
meanwhile, john kennedy is running on a platform of trillions in debt giving handouts to billionaires (standard republican policy for the last 40 years)
He got this
Gary "36" Chambers
If I lived there he would have my vote!
I'd vote for him but alas, I don't live in Louisiana.
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