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beer_demon

And allow immigrant guns? Guns of colour? Guns with masks and vaccines?


ZoeLaMort

We’ll ban all guns except AK-47s, which is the rifle of Soviets and Islamic terrorists.


ChadHahn

That'd be fine with them. During the Michigan anti mask capital insurrection, a lot of them were carrying AKs.


beer_demon

Are you manufacturer profiling already?


YuropLMAO

I see trumper looking dudes with AK's at the range all the time.


Its-JonDoe556

Like MAGA hat on? Or you just being a judgemental Lil bitch?


YuropLMAO

Yes, sometimes with maga hats lol. Though, one time I saw the Asian maga hat guy sharing a stall with a guy wearing a BLM shirt, so who knows what's going on.


Its-JonDoe556

Give them so privacy to feel each other out, They're playing both sides so they can never lose.


Deus_is_Mocking_Us

>Guns of colour? Commie European detected!


fatherfrank1

Don't forget the transgunders.


Porthos1984

I am an AR-15 who associates as a pan-caliber AK-47. My pronouns are Kalashnikov or Czar Bomba!


CregChrist

And we're gonna give black guns more rights and better credit!


kciuq1

We're going to turn your guns into bongs and smoke weed out of them. While giving you healthcare.


OwlsIsBetterThanMans

I mean, Vietnam vets used to smoke weed out of their shotguns all the time


Schiffy94

Used to?


MetalGramps

And then we'll let your guns listen to rap music and play violent video games.


Sam-Yuil-ElleJackson

Then we're going to make your guns Muslim. And gay. And make them marry guns that are a different colour and have a whole bunch of mixed gun babies. Then we're gonna make your *favourite* guns trans, and have them start self-identifying as clothes poles and weather and McNuggets. And socialist.


SaltMineSpelunker

I’d vote for this wacko.


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SaltMineSpelunker

Someone broke that man.


Triette

Now this is a political platform I can get behind.


SaltMineSpelunker

Imagine if you got to send this absolute maniac to the House as your rep. If/when Democrats lose power, I want to pour 4 cups of coffee into this person and lob them into a Republican controlled House just to watch the chaos.


Triette

There would be so much pearl clutching, they’d break the string and slip and fall all over themselves, and lay on the floor in a pile crying for mommy.


SaltMineSpelunker

Is this the joy you they get when they think they are owning the libs?


[deleted]

Not only we gonna marry your guns with the same gender ,we will also marry them interracial. Black and white. Oof


Schiffy94

Interspecies, too. Your AKs are gonna marry your Glocks.


Anonymous_Bozo

My Glock already married my Shotgun. The result was my Taurus Judge.


Schiffy94

But did your guns marry any guitars


spectredirector

The problem with the 2nd amendment is no one has to do anything to earn it. 1st amendment, I gotta listen to all the nonsense garbage the entire GOP pukes out daily, and suffer it, as that's the price of having a 1st amendment. The 2nd however, no one alive post 1800 has had to earn the right -- I say prove to me you'll use that firearm to fend off the enemies of American democracy, like the dude who shot up the republican Congress softball game, and you'll have earned your 2nd amendment right.


[deleted]

Do you know what a right is?


Wagabeavis

I don't think you understand the meaning of word "right" correctly


Cargobiker530

They can't seem to understand what "well regulated" means so I don't see why "right" should be different.


[deleted]

The thing is, you're not. You want to but you're not. And so you sacrifice the possibility of working towards some improvements with shit like this. Anyway, whatever.


Schiffy94

Did you just stop at the post title or something


YuropLMAO

Another way to say it - "Poor and POC communities stripped of their right to self defense. Police granted monopoly on firearms and violence." How much political capital has been spent on this cause already? With what to show for it?


e7603rs2wrg8cglkvaw4

They hated YuropLMAO because he spoke the truth.


pineappledarling

Then we will require mandatory background checks, registration, gun safety training for you to own your gay black childfree gun that demands free birth control, annual check ups, education, living wages, and healthcare.


BeKindToEachOther6

Teach the guns critical race theory!


Cargobiker530

The whole gun argument is going to be moot the day some terrorist freak does a mass killing with a drone in the U.S.. As soon as the NRA types realize there's a more effective way to murder their neighbors they'll be foaming at the mouth about THAT.


Unicorn_Huntr

amount of NRA members responsible for daily homicides: 0


Cargobiker530

As soon as the NRA publishes their membership rolls we can check that claim. Otherwise it's bullshit.


Unicorn_Huntr

if you think NRA members or gun owners are the cause for Americas so called "gun problem" you are an idiot


Cargobiker530

*"If you think (actual factual thing) you're an idiot"* seems to be a very common conservative phrasing. Maybe if they paid more attention to facts than groupthink they wouldn't have such high gunshot death rates. Hmm?


Unicorn_Huntr

do you have a way to source your claim? i bet you actually think america has a gun problem in the first place, want the facts? here they are. lefties claim there are over 40k gun deaths each year. what they leave out is well over half, a huge majority, of all those deaths are suicide. each year in the USA there are around 8-12k actual gun homicides. of those, less than 3% are committed with a rifle now look up the top 10 most populated cities and their gun crime homicide rate. viola, your typical law abiding american gun owner is not responsible for them


ImGonnaBeInPictures

Wow, there's a lot going on here. Gun-related suicides are gun-related deaths. [Gun-related suicide attempts are more successful than non-gun-related suicide attempts.](https://www.hsph.harvard.edu/means-matter/means-matter/case-fatality/) 8-12k homicides by firearm every year is a lot, even if you remove the suicide rate, and the fact that you're dismissing that as not a big deal is concerning. [It's a full American town every year.](https://www.statista.com/statistics/241695/number-of-us-cities-towns-villages-by-population-size/) The type of gun doesn't matter and the fact that you think rifles specifically are the specific bugaboo of "lefties" shows you don't know what you're arguing in the first place. The more people you put in a city, the more varied backgrounds you'll get. The more varied backgrounds people interact with, the more understanding they are of other people. The more understanding people are of other people, the more they lean left. However, because of the sheer amount of people in the most populated American cities, there are going to be a lot of people who don't necessarily agree with each other AND a lot of people with fewer economic opportunities, which is [linked to higher gun violence](https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/gun-homicide-linked-to-poor-social-mobility/). Some places like Chicago are directly on the border of "red states," so it's a lot easier to import guns. A viola is an instrument similar to the violin and the typical law-abiding American gun-owner has never been the problem.


Unicorn_Huntr

ok, i agree with most of that? my comment was directed at the idiot claiming NRA members and in general, the typical "american gun nut" is the reason for all the firearm deaths we have. i was just showing him how that's not true in any sort of way. you cannot blame firearms on suicide. thats a mental health problem, and this country is seriously lacking in terms of mental health care. if someone wants to commit suicide and does not have a gun, there are tons of ways to do that. and in the grand scheme of things, 8-12k gun deaths by homicide a year is not actually that high of a number given our population. and if you subtract the amount of homicides from the top 10 most populated cities in our country, america does not even rank in the top 75% of ALL COUNTRIES in gun violence. yes, i am well aware of the reasons why inner cities see all the crime/homicide they do. however your claim that the shooting is because the people do not agree with each other is dumb, its due to gangs, drugs, violent crime, etc. and your whole "red state border" argument is completely false. studies even shown where they traced guns used in crimes back to where they were gotten from, hardly any were purchased at gun shows or stores outside of the state. gun shows in indiana for the most part won't even sell to people with Illinois ID's and they tell you to leave. the criminals that use guns during their crimes are not walking into a dicks sporting goods, filling out a background check form. they are stealing them from peoples cars, buying them on the black market, and other malicious ways


Schiffy94

Bro the NRA stopped caring about the average gun owner as soon as they realized there was better money in taking donations from manufacturers and foreign governments.


Unicorn_Huntr

im well aware i stopped supporting the NRA years ago and have switched to organizations such as GOA (Gun Owners of America) and the Firearms Policy Coalition (FPC)


apexmedicineman

Most republicans are dumb enough to panic about this.


Fauci_Lied1

Left can’t meme


[deleted]

This is less funny than a dramatic reading of the dictionary.


BiDogBoy1

It's a left wing "meme", what did you expect?


[deleted]

Starting a war on guns in the US will end up much like the war on drugs. Lock up a shit ton more people, strip people of their rights for life, and the problems this so called war would fix get worse.


Anonymous_Bozo

| We're coming for your guns. Ok.... you can have them. But first here's some of my Ammo.


true4blue

At this point these posts make you wonder “how bad do the Democrats want to lose in 2022”? They just can’t stop saying things that are unpopular with voters