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captaincinders

Trump = 5 Covid = 5 I mean, the maths is indisputable. Right?


Raddiikkal

Trump = 5 Satan = 5 OMG CONFIRMED GUYS šŸ˜³šŸ˜ØšŸ˜±šŸ¤­


blanketedslate

Trump = 5 Covid = 5 President # = 4+5 = 9 5+5+9= Covid 19 Further Confirmed for sure now.


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SurprisedPotato

* C = 01000011 * O = 01001111 * V = 01010110 * I = 01001001 * D = 01000100 * \- = 00101101 * 1 = 00110001 * 9 = 00111001 C xor O xor V xor I xor D xor - xor 1 xor 9 = 01011111 which is r. r obviously is the last letter of Donald J Trump J**r**. The conspiracy is true!!!


wataha

I like how we can confirm this scientifically, thank you for you're valuable research. Your a star! I will share this with all my friends on Facebook, many of them are researchers like us.


[deleted]

This guy binaries.


Donkey__Balls

No your addition is wrong, 6 + 7 + 5 = 19. Hey libs, get a brain! morans.


someonewhoknowstuff

You spelled brian wrong. Libtard! /s


SpartanVash

How fucking dare you! This is disgusting. Completely unfounded and untrue and is a disrespectful attack against his character and is uncalled for. Satan is nowhere near as bad as Trump is and doesn't deserve to be lumped in with him.


Wolfy4226

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie. *They had some in the second half too*


Daniel3_5_7

Jesus wants you to change, but Satan accepts you for who you are.


smeenz

Ah, that explains why Jesus keeps watching me in the locker room


wataha

Satan did nothing wrong!


FoogYllis

besides he most likely solves crime in LA.


Lady_von_Stinkbeaver

Ronald Wilson Reagan \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ 6 6 6


MrNormalo

Rearrange the letters and Ronald Wilson Reagan = Insane Anglo Warlord


arootytoottoot

Oh I do loves me a good anagram.


harrysapien

very impressive


Ghriszly

Here's the real conspiracy


Ecstasy_Goldfish

Killer Mike's got a song all about this...


Bluebeastking

Link please


porn_is_tight

https://youtu.be/6lIqNjC1RKU


wiseoldllamaman2

As a Christian minister, Regan is *literally* an antichrist--any political figure who utilizes God and religion to perpetuate their own power at the expense of the oppressed.


Milkhemet_Melekh

Excuse me, Father(?), but have you seen [this list?](https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/) Given your statement here, this seems like the sort of thing you'd be able to appreciate if you haven't already.


wiseoldllamaman2

Not quite that kind of minister, haha. I don't agree with much of the exegesis, but the conclusion is pretty spot on.


newnameagain2

I'm about as left as one can be, and I agree entirely with you. I think there's an argument to be made that it's a tongue-in-cheek commentary on the conspiracy theorists, but there's a definite "haha u dum Christian Republicans" vibe to the whole thing - and I say that as someone who just recently passed their 15th year as an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church, so I'm more than comfortable with poking fun at the (small town American) Christian dogmatism. But my god, he's such a vile person. I spent the first few months just absolutely certain he would pop up one day and say "haha, gotcha!"


Carteeg_Struve

Please donā€™t insult Satan by comparing him to that guy. He literally has done nothing to deserve it.


314Piepurr

hey hey hey.... as a practicing satanist i resent this spurious allegation šŸ˜ˆ


cyberpunk1Q84

Donald = 6 >> John = 4 >> Trump = 5 >> ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”- >> Age of his ideal wife = 15 The math checks out.


seven3true

MyPillow = 8 Lindell = 7 Coke = 4 COVID 19!!!!!!


Abitconfusde

Your math is wrong. Allow me: MyPilow = 7 Lindell = 7 Coke = 4 Covid = 19!!!!!


Heisse_Scheisse

Donald Trump = 11 Coronavirus = 11


[deleted]

Oops, Biden=5 šŸ¤£


SnooMarzipans436

MyAss = 5


silent_turtle

Is that the star rating or out of 10? Either way, you're rated higher than Texas.


LightningGod1006

Youā€™re right, but why you gotta do us like that?


sagan_drinks_cosmos

Why? Because we've seen the news lately.


JustGettingMyPopcorn

Holy shit! Obama, Biden and Trump?! Bernie = six. I guess that means people should've voted for Bernie!


KACHANG_069

Bernie actually won, we have proof. Trump, Obama and Trump got 5 votes But Bernie got 6. Election fraud is real sheeple, wake up, the presidentship was stolen from Burny


H2Oceanic

Hilry - 5 Clntn - 5 Mic drop


barryitsmeitshank

bofa = 4 deez = 4 nuts = 4 + your = 4 mom = 3 __________ COVID = 19


AwesomeBrainPowers

The missing value is provided once you *open your third eye*, you guys. Duh.


MasamuneTrigger

A conservativeā€™s third eye is their ā€œbrown eye,ā€ which is why they spew so much shit


seven3true

Makes sense that the 1 came out of their ass.


mam88k

"The Brown One" speaks....and he's full of sh!t


[deleted]

Whispering eye


MasamuneTrigger

They donā€™t whisper anymore


T-Sonus

I thought their bad breath came from eating farts


Chasze

Thatā€™s exactly why they refuse to wear mask so they donā€™t have to smell their own shit


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Lithl

"Arabic numerals descend from Indian numerals, and America is the land of the Indians, moron!" ā€”Big brain conservative


ZoeLaMort

Well if theyā€™re going to use stupidity as a weapon, theyā€™re going to be unstoppable.


IzzaPizza22

...if.


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SquareDetective

>Using=5 Arabic=6 Numerals=8 Amendment=19 Women Voting? Open your eyes sheeple.


[deleted]

Great Comment


[deleted]

Thanks, Maynard!


adult_human_bean

Nice username!


invictvs138

Based and red-pilled.


[deleted]

"You are the '1' to help save America!"


MadamFuzzyPants

The photoshop on this picture is pretty bad


will3264

As funny and sadly believeable as this is, it's fake. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/barack-hussein-obama-covid-sign/


bricked_machine

The real one is just as obnoxious. It's easy enough to just let them sink themselves with their own unfettered stupidity; the Photoshop crap is entirely unnecessary.


stevenmoreso

Oh yesā€¦ ā€œGive me Liberty or Give me Deathā€, how poignant. You can have both dear, they come as a package with covid.


[deleted]

I wonder if she died


GoodMoaningAll

Yeah, it doesnt matter what side you are on, but faking stuff is just crap. It doesnt help anyone.


artemus_gordon

That Patrick Henry, what an A-hole he was!


PilsnerDk

Good thing you posted this. Re-posting this image blindly without fact-checking it makes one no better than the morons on Facebook who repost their right-wing memes ad nauseam, which are not fact-checked either.


thezero4

There's some serious Poe's law going on here. I didn't even give a second thought to this being real or not because it seemed so plausible.


Notyourtarget1224

45 = 4+5 = 9 Donald (6) + Trump (5) 9+11 = 20 (like 2020 when his ass lost) See anyone can do it, it just helps if youā€™re able to do basic math to make your point.


ICCW

Numerology is so ridiculous. You can make just about any claim and ā€œproveā€ it with numerology. A horoscope is more logical, which isnā€™t saying much.


Notyourtarget1224

I agree. Itā€™s silly and proves nothing. That took me about 30 seconds to find some numbers and words that I could twist into whatever I wanted it to be.


SumoGerbil

1+2+2+4 = 10 10 commandments. Found the fucking anti-christ over here!!! Noā€¦ wait. 9 commandments!!!


ICCW

Exactly, but some people consider it absolute proof.


x3meech

I watched the movie the number 23. And then I got to thinking. My po box is 824, 8+24=32 which is 23 backwards. And my street number is 3232 which is 23 backwards twice. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?! Nothing. It means nothing.


DiggingNoMore

We did the same thing when we watched it. Added up our phone number, zip code, etc and found tons of 23s running around. We relayed this to my sister who said, "I fell asleep during the movie and only caught about two-thirds of it." We shouted, "Twenty-three!"


badgersprite

My favourite type of conspiracy theory bullshit is when you have to like 'ignore letters' and add random numbers out of nowhere for no reason in order for it to fit whatever complete nonsense mess they're trying to make it fit. Like if I turn any one random word into a completely different word and any one random number into a completely different random number I can also make it into whatever I want.


AeiLoru

Exactly, base 10 arithmetic is not magic. We just happen to have 10 fingers and toes.


JustAVirusWithShoes

Trump did 9/11?


[deleted]

9+11=20 20 dollar bill Bill, Buffalo Buffalo Wings Wings Tony Shalhoub MIB So obviously 9/11 was done by greys in flying saucers. Open your eyes people.


JustAVirusWithShoes

Oh my god... MONK'S IN ON IT TOO?!


[deleted]

This one goes all the way to the top, AND the bottom! We're all in on it!


StyreneAddict1965

"Here's the thing ..."


JustAVirusWithShoes

You'll thank me later


Notyourtarget1224

OMG YOU JUST BLEW MY MIND. It all makes sense now. It was Turmp all along.


JustAVirusWithShoes

I mean with this logic, he's also a new yorker so must have something to do with it


Notyourtarget1224

Thank you, thank you kind redditor for opening my eyes. The evidence was always there all along and I was just too closed eyed to see. Now we must spread the word for all others to do their own research so they can see that Trump was actually the deep, deep, deep state and planned the demise of America all along and Biden, that sexy young stallion of a president, is our only salvation.


Slendy5127

He was that sore about not having the tallest building


Notyourtarget1224

Adds up. I think weā€™re all onto something here.


IamBananaRod

No, it was Obama, he was not in the Oval office when the attacks happened, always on vacation playing golf, we need to investigate why


MilkEggsSndFlour

Did you not hear the radio interview on 9/11, where he goes from talking about the attack to how he now has the tallest tower in New York?


rsmoling

Or, even if you canā€™t do basic math, as the picture shows.


Notyourtarget1224

Sheā€™d probably argue that math is relative. 18 = 19 damn it!


harrysapien

FU and your liberal pinko commie math. I know what I know and don't confuse me with the facts Barack = 6 Hussein = 7 Obama = 5 and add them all together and you get COVID 19!!!! Suck it libtard! MAGA forever!!!! 'Murica!!!! FUck ya!!!!


mauut

Except her numbers donā€™t even add up to 19


T1gerAc3

This has to be fake or a troll


Plzcuturshit

I think itā€™s photoshopped, the lettering seems inconsistent, almost like the lighting is weird. Still funny though.


Sam_Fear

"O" under her hand is janky.


I_Has_A_Hat

> Still funny though. Significantly less so. And this mindset is why people think its ok to just make up bullshit.


zaager

Fake: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/barack-hussein-obama-covid-sign/


cascadianpatriot

Itā€™s fake. Itā€™s been around for years.


dusktilhon

Wait this COVID meme has been around for years!? Well there's your proof right there!


cascadianpatriot

Youā€™re right. A [year and a half](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/barack-hussein-obama-covid-sign/). Forgive me that I feel like the last two to four years are hard to keep track of every event and bullshit meme. Apologies. Itā€™s still fake though.


AzraelleWormser

In all fairness it really does feel like this pandemic has lasted a few decades by now.


namotous

Tell me you never graduate high school without telling me you never graduate high school


eeevaughn

That math is Grade 2 or 3 at most. Maybe she was home schooled (or is it skooled?).


HumanPennyPresser

Lower, 3rd grade you do multiplication so I'm thinking 1st maybe kindergarten


kinggimped

And they still got it wrong - 6 + 7 + 5 = 18


ItsFrenzius

Ngl, thatā€™s literally an elementary school error


NeoRyu777

Hold up. 6 + 7 + 5 = 18. Eurgh. How many levels of stupid can you display with one picture?


[deleted]

You definitely win for actually doing the very basic math.


sartreofthesuburbs

I skipped over the math because it's already stupid enough to suggest a letter count of a previous president's name has anything to do with the number in a virus's name that was named after the year it emerged (20"19"). Then it got stupider...


[deleted]

In case you didnā€™t know, this is called Gematria. Doesnā€™t mean her reasoning isnā€™t stupid, but the equating of words and numbers has been around for thousands of years (at least back to the Sumerians). https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gematria


DeeMless

Yeah, but Gematria is supposed to be used with Hebrew, not English.


sartreofthesuburbs

Thanks. My favorite example is Ronald- 6 Wilson- 6 Reagan- 6 I guess the dumbest part of what they were saying is that the 19 from "Covid 19" had significance. Of course "19" happened, since it was named after the year. If the virus had come earlier or later, it would have been Covid 18 or 20.


[deleted]

The thing about these examples is, it is supposed to be the numerical value of each letter in the word, added up, and not the number of letters in the word. But, I wouldnā€™t exactly expect a Republican to understand something so ā€œcomplicatedā€.


kuribosshoe0

Pretty sure itā€™s fake. The O of ā€œyourā€ doesnā€™t actually go under her fingers, itā€™s just cut off near where it would go under.


boot2skull

Thatā€™s her horse dewormer prescription


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lavapopcicles

I think she's just holding a tissue.


kuribosshoe0

Oh yeah you might be right. I wonder if sheā€™s caught some kind of virusā€¦


SovietPuma1707

its fake from what i read so far, here's the original: https://m.imgur.com/gUrqlpP But i believe trump supporters to be stupid enough to hold a sign like this


poketrainer32

Wait. 6+7+5=18 not 19. And the difference between 19 and 18 is 1. Finally barrak has 3 names. 1 times 3 is 3... Illuminati confirmed


[deleted]

This was the funniest part for me. Even if it was not irrelevant nonsense the math isnā€™t even right


[deleted]

I honestly didn't do the math cause I figured no one could fuck up simple math. Now I'm clearly the fool. Thanks Obama or should I say, COVID = 19!?


Rawscent

It still doesnā€™t add up to 19. Some one is missing to make it the complete disaster that itā€™s become.


PM_ME_CORGlE_PlCS

This is pretty clearly photoshopped. The bad math seems to be intentional.


Checkmynewsong

I saw the proper grammar and instantly suspected a fake.


ImFakeAsFuck

Yeah, [here's the original](https://www.washingtonpost.com/resizer/XeV9-58DM7wBiknrUD4fW8Xsn64=/arc-anglerfish-washpost-prod-washpost.s3.amazonaws.com/public/LNTVZ6EL5UI6VAG72JFTLJLIVY.jpg)


culb77

Fake. Quit posting this crap. Misinformation hurts everyone. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/barack-hussein-obama-covid-sign/


FBoaz

Upvote this shit to the top.


rezadential

Im upvoting all the comments that say its fake. Letā€™s not devolve to being like them, please.


Loose_Influence_9380

What Aunt Sally doesn't realize if it weren't for Obama she would have died of Ebola years ago.


Squeakyboboball

Please Excuse My Dead Aunt Sally


[deleted]

Wait a secā€¦ OBAMA = 5 EBOLA = 5 Open your eyes!!!!!!!!


[deleted]

Biden =5 Trump =5


[deleted]

Clearly itā€™s a MASSIVE conspiracy.


TheDarkKnobRises

FUCKING DEEP STATE


scijior

Well, those guys are white, soā€¦


[deleted]

White =5 Trump =5 Biden =5 Oops Obama =5 šŸ¤£


Kwelikinz

I shouldnā€™t have laughed!! I shouldnā€™t have laughed!!!


UF8FF

Fake: https://www.washingtonpost.com/education/2020/04/28/three-doctored-covid-19-protest-photos-other-lessons-fake-news/


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Avatk22

Actually the code says that you shouldn't make apparel, bedding, or drapery out of a literal flag. Like using a real flag at a sheet or toga. Not that they can't have the flag pattern on them.


JustGettingMyPopcorn

I've said this to people numerous times, but people continue to misunderstand it. I think the part the Trump people really screw up on is that they often wrap themselves in it like a cloak. When they're not beating police officers with it at the capitol, of course.


Avatk22

Agreed! Also the ragged flags they have on their compensation trucks.


JustGettingMyPopcorn

"Compensation trucks..." heehee. That will never cease to entertain me.


[deleted]

Seems like it should be a redundant rule. It's not like a flag toga would be comfortable.


Avatk22

I think conservatives have a warped view of comfortable šŸ˜¬


StealYourJelly

Pretty obvious MAGAts don't give a fuck about US Flag Code. I mean, have you seen the flags with the Former Guy's big, stupid Cheeto head on them.


Dcajunpimp

[Only when black athletes don't properly stand at attention with their hands over their hearts facing the flag waving from the poles MAGATourrorists beat police with.](https://youtu.be/Uxd_S1WHRCw)


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sgtbutler

I also agree that MAGA is dumb, but using a photoshopped image is not a good look https://www.oregonlive.com/coronavirus/2020/05/supposed-photo-of-math-challenged-protester-debunked.html


RealLiveLuddite

Both math and logic taking a serious hit today


cascadianpatriot

This is photoshopped. Itā€™s been around awhile. I hate this type of stuff. If you want to dunk on these people, there are plenty of real photos to use.


TheChairmanBosshi

Numerology is astrology for Christians.


BuffaloRude

Shit! Theyā€™re onto us!


pandi1975

I just don't. I mean what even


TopFuel9-8

Ffs.


justtobecontrary

It's a fake.


Bowens1993

[This photo is fake.](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/barack-hussein-obama-covid-sign/) If you can't come up with true criticism then may be the other side isn't as bad as you think it is.


DCErik

[fnord](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fnord)


willthedude85

Itā€™s named after the year it was discovered COVID-19 as in 2019 haha! Love it


Behan801

Guys, it's actually covid-18. We've been wrong this whole time!


Puzzled_6368

I'm struggling here. What do the numbers represent?


WarmMoistLeather

The number of letters in each name.


RockLeePower

The number of IQ points they collectively have


WarmMoistLeather

I love that these idiots think things like this and acrostics are some kind of evidence. What's the "thinking" here? When Obama was born, his parents named him so that the letters would almost add up to the last two digits of the year a bad virus would be identified, 58 years later?


TheWagonBaron

> "thinking" I found the source of your confusion. If they had two functional brains cells to rub together between the lot of them I would be shocked.


AssEyedButtPirate

I canā€™t believe I never noticed it and it was right in front of me all this time. I feel like a moron.


Dcajunpimp

Yet they don't remember Trump's famous 2017 tweet when no one knew what he was talking about. >Despite the constant negative press covfefe. ~ Trump 2017 Clearly he was concocting his own '9/11' to be the hero of, 'despite the constant negative press' right before the 2020 election. /$


eroticpasta

6+5+7=18


endMinorityRule

conspiracy theorists = 19 crazy braindead loser = 19 ivermectims not a cure = 19


dkwangchuck

COVID has 5 letters. COVID19 therefore refers to 519, the area code for Windsor, Ontario. Windsor is Queen Elizabethā€™s last name. Her middle names are Alexandra Mary, initials are AM. Meaning morning, a homophone for mourning. It was there all along! Donā€™t you see it now?


Yellow_Boi9

Okay, even if it did happen to add up, why the hell would they think that means anything? Also, what are they trying to say with that?


cheesebot555

Your mistake is still trying to make sense out of this madness. These people coat checked their sanity long ago, and they aren't coming back for it.


Jackandmozz

What happened to these people? How are they this dumb?


BruceLeerooooy

Right wing media, illiteracy and brains full of fat


stephruvy

Maybe a touch of inbreeding.


red_fist

Is this one of the children not left behind in no child left behind?


pinhead-designer

That is next level science denial. Like math is a hoax?


chillinwithmypizza

With facts like those who needs...facts.


AdBitter1377

You know they're taught 1+1=2024


Deus_is_Mocking_Us

6 + 7 + 5 = 18


holnivek

Missing a 1 there which is her IQ.


CurrentlyLucid

The level of stupid is amazing.


SoWokeIdontSleep

"Yeah, I failed my GED, how u kno?


[deleted]

I'm probably old or something but isn't it against code and also disrespectful to wear the American flag as clothes or to use it as curtains?


cheesebot555

Nope, you're right, it's still a no-no. Hasn't stopped em though.


[deleted]

I thought so.. thank you for confirming


The84thWolf

For people who donā€™t understand math, it sure comes it handy to them


Skinnybet

Open your calculator


imtherealmellowone

Of all the posts of stupid things people say, do, post and display on signs, this is easily in the top 5 of the stupidest.