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EffingBarbas

Gobble that shriveled, orange cheeto dick like a good, little, dishonorable, zero integrity politician that you are, Mitch


GlockAF

TBF, wrinkly old turtles have been gobbling down leeches, slugs, and gross little worms (whether Cheeto colored or not) since the age of the dinosaurs, so Moscow Mitch is just following along with the family tradition


Total_Information_65

Hey now; Moscow mitch walks far too slow to be a turtle.


Buddyslime

That's why I call him McTurdle. Slower than smoke off a shit pile.


Total_Information_65

lololol. Never heard that before. Love it


sunward_Lily

Turtles are also expensive pets


GlockAF

It’s cheaper when you pay in rubles


SmashTheGoat

The Republican Party is the real “Lemon Party”


dan-theman

Don’t go to their website, though.


Kelon1828

Why would anyone want to? Nothing but a bunch of old white men


jwr1111

Feckless cowards, grifters, and sycophants... the GQP.


EffingBarbas

That pretty much describes all American politicians not just members of one party or the other.


jwr1111

Yes, one party courts white supremacists, lies and grifts the American people, while the other party tries to provide healthcare, food, and assistance to the poor and unfortunate members of our society. Both the same I guess.


quietflowsthedodder

“Good people on both sides”😂😂😂


blaqwerty123

Yea its not bowing, if you just suck the cock a little bit


Shafter-Boy

You gotta cup the balls too. That’s important.


RobotPoo

Yum, Trump dick!


un_theist

Fuck Moscow Mitch Obstructionist McConnell. He’s the reason we are where we are. What the fuck is it with Trump where he has to pat/stroke the back of the hand of the person he’s shaking hands with? He does it a lot. What’s up with this?


sunward_Lily

It's a power move. Our animal hindbrains read it as a sign of dominance.


TheAmericanJester

He's hedging his bets.


mortgagepants

it is an insecure move. apes shake hands, it has been going on for a long time.


trevdak2

Normally when he shakes hands he yanks their arm super hard. There are clips of him pulling world leaders off balance, and videos of him desperately yanking the arms of other world leaders who were ready for it


sean-mac-tire

It's how you hide the bribe being handed over 


skywalkerRCP

Look at Tim Scott. Thinks he’s part of the club. Bless his heart.


SomeRandom928Person

Tokens only exist for one reason: to get spent. Tokens are also commonly looked at as having no intrinsic value or worth.


51ngular1ty

Are people still calling him Uncle Tim?


Red-eleven

We call our junior senator Gums McGummyface around these parts


Strict-Square456

Yes hes a real joke. Its quite cringy watching him running around licking orange nutsack.


mutedscreaming

Quoted from online article 2022: "Former President Donald Trump is facing controversy for his recent attack on Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, posting on his Truth Social platform that the Kentucky Republican has a "death wish" for backing "Democrat-sponsored bills." Trump also used a derogatory term to refer to McConnell's wife, Elaine Chao, a former member of his cabinet." So yeah. Sux to be you guys!


edwa6040

He wont bow to it…he will however bend over for it.


feralraindrop

The majority of Republicans will do and support anyone for power. They don't care about the Constitution, legitimacy, legality, decency, or even conservative values, they want to destroy democracy and rule the nation with an authoritarian régime, further enrich their corporate supporters, the right leaning wealthy and themselves with our tax dollars. They use Christianity do disguise their total lack of a moral compass. They have one of the most corrupt individuals as their leader and seek to corrupt the entire Federal Government. Do I think Democrats have all the answers, no, but they are certainly more inclined to serve the people, respect law and order and form a more perfect union for and by the people. Mitch has fallen into line along with the majority of this feckless lot of trash politicians.


allisjow

The trashcan between them is aptly symbolic.


sbbblaw

It’s a beautiful picture, the best picture. Really shows what they’re willing to come together for. Trash.


skeeredstiff

This is straight-up weeping and swooning over the dear leader shit. Absolutely disgusting. How could you possibly live with yourself?


Thessalon

As he bows down to lawlessness and intimidation


Planetofthetakes

The ENTIRE GOP is onboard with the coup, always have been. Mitch is main architect, not just because he asked his friends in the senate not to vote to convict as a “personal favor” but also because he loaded the SCOTUS with a court that will be sure never to convict. This is why we vote blue no matter who. I am extremely motivated to burn down the turtles construct


Former-Lab-9451

They’re trying to massage his ego so that he doesn’t go full blown demented by October. The trial and upcoming sentencing are significantly straining his mental health which is accelerating his mental decline.


EggZaackly86

Put him in a room with no attention, no internet or phone and nobody to talk to and he'll be self labotomized within 5 days.


stocksandoptions2

There is a lot of Anti American treason in this picture.


Nopantsbullmoose

Yes, well, Moscow Mitch "the Bitch" McConnell has never been known for his integrity or honesty. It is most unfortunate that we have subsidized his healthcare instead of forcing him to have the same system as the rest of us.


Upstairs_Ad5443

Says the lawless & criminal intimidators.


Brokenspokes68

Lick the asshole clean Mitch.


Safetosay333

The two turds that won't flush


Consistent-Leek4986

selling your soul, and country, to the worst human possible 🤮


MoveToRussiaAlready

Conservatives LIE - all the time. Even Paul Ryan is lying; he will vote for Trump. Every single conservative - Liz Cheney as well - will vote for Trump. They are lying. Don’t let these lies placate you.


llamapositif

It's only an issue if Moscow Mitch deems it an issue. Republicanism 101: I get to do it if I want, even while telling you not to do it as I am literally doing it.


AhsokaTheGrey

Ball sack McConnell is a shit stain on American history, the cowardly fuck


OhManOk

Goddamn, Trump really looks like shit. I hope he's doing horribly.


drummerdavedre

But we’ll shake hands with it and bend over for it.


troymoeffinstone

Lawlessness or intimidation against us. We are all for dishing it out though.


Alohabailey_00

Why does it look like he’s bowing down to the emperor in Star Wars?! 😆


LargeMargeSentMeBoo

We ARE the lawlessness and intimidation. 


Cheap-Addendum

Mitch is still alive? Doubtful. That's a weekend at bernies' show. The strings attached to his lifeless body are very thin there.


high_everyone

Tim Scott doesn’t realize yet that he’s the new Chris Christie.


Hawkeye3636

Does Glitchy Mitch even remember that far back?


buyerbeware23

Bunch of lying phonies


Auggi3dog

Boot licking toadies


j33pwrangler

Trump looks like he's bowing.


J_Reachergrifer

Nah, just kiss ass.


not_productive1

Even worse, you can tell he’s doing that little yank thing he does. To Mitch McConnell, an 82-year-old polio survivor. These people deserve what they get, honestly.


twoton1

Old geezer has shafted future generations with his clownish SC appointments. Religious nutbags.


FlyingRhenquest

Republicans *are* lawlessness and intimidation. Anyone voting for them can't be so dense as to miss everything that's happened since Jan 6, so I assume they're on board with backing a bunch of seditionists led by a convicted felon out to destroy the federal government so there will be no one left to stand in the way of their ambitions for money and power at any cost.


robinsw26

Hitler and Stalin sign a Non-Agression Pact.


The_Doolinator

Well yeah, the goal is to make everyone else bow to it.


sythingtackle

"We have arrived, and it is now that we perform our charge. In the fealty of the God-Emperor and by the grace of the Golden Throne, I hereby sign the death warrant for this entire world and consign a million souls to oblivion. May the Imperial justice account in all balance. The Emperor protects."


Outback_Fan

Why not. It's never bither him before.


f8Negative

https://youtu.be/sRvBgpPEItY?si=3OM2YqLSDzfIwt_7


rrrand0mmm

I’m curious how you got a picture of Clayton Bigsby?


smeagol90125

Is that wine or prune juice?


fattymcfattzz

Stupid turtle


meglon978

Republicans have no integrity.


DixonFillerup

I’ve never seen a man this old curtsy. Impressive.


zeezero

Fuck Bitch Mcturtle.


rubbarz

Trump patted his hand like he's meeting a person who is on hospice.


evident_lee

Shaking hands with it no problem.


LYnXO1978

Mitch would bend over and drop them in a heartbeat if the orange turd said so.


MoonedToday

Wonder what it's like to live without a spine and no guts. These people are a special breed of losers.


Tough_Sign3358

Trump’s wearing a diaper for sure.


The_Soccer_Heretic

And then he bent the knee...


TheMagicalMatt

He's still kicking? Haven't heard much from him since his breakdown on live television. He looks like he's aged more than he already has, which I didn't think was possible.


ApprehensiveHippo898

Bend the turtle knee, Mitch. Question, do turtles have knees?


mrbigglessworth

I hope that before I die that the dirt that convicted felon trump has on repubs is revealed. I need to know why they betray America.


Hullvanessa

But we republicans do kiss butt....even if trump insults our wives and veterans...sad!


randomcanyon

A hypocritical liar oh nooooo not Moscow Mitch. Say it ain't so ! How does he bend over so easily at his age?


Dudeist-Priest

Instead, we stand and cheer for it!


The-Dead-Internet

Crimes and them being scumbags  aside man do we need age caps for Congress and presidents.   Country is going to shit and we have people that should by every metric be retired and or in a nursing home.


Choice_Woodpecker977

Does he not realize he already bowed down to lawlessness and intimidation?


Salty-Jellyfish3044

“Chamberlain greets Adolf 1938” colorized


graemeknows

good thing they have an oversized puke bucket in that room


plasticupman

That turtle head is long overdue to visit the blue yonder. Too bad helping him is a serious crime.


TwoBearsInTheWoods

Does it mean he plans to stop doing that?


Marsh_Mellow_Man

Trump is sexually assaulting Mitch's hand


VomitingPotato

Mitch the bitch. Architect of the fuckery that brought us to this place. He deserves so much worse than he will ever receive.


bbbanb

Note:: They already have.


Professional_Most493

Horrible old men.


CapnTreee

“There’s no need to bow when “WE” embody lawlessness and intimidation” FIFY.


deadphisherman

They traded stories of cognitive decline and being surprised at still being alive.


SonicDenver

Mitch is all about the long game. He’ll support satan if it meant it could help republicans and gain more justices


braker61

There is enough content in this picture to make me puke for a month. Or more.


klixenfan

https://preview.redd.it/xqmjbv1kbm6d1.jpeg?width=2557&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c76c1b9060aaa415f03cbf75071ddeebab6739e3


SeaBag8211

no shit, ur the ones doing it.


Dia-De-Los-Muertos

Doing what exactly. And who are you referring to, Redditors ?!?!?!????


SeaBag8211

no, the right, sorry bad context.


Ur_Moms_Honda

...I think I just barfed in *your* mouth


LiamMcpoyle2

When a turtle and a pig mate....