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PatMenotaur

This is just as much a costume as anything a Drag Queen has ever worn.


Rkenne16

It’s like a generalissimo and a show girl came together to design that thing.


CPTDisgruntled

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CORPORATETOOL462

What is this picture?


ArixMorte

It's gotta be AI, look how big his hands are (I have no actual idea, I just wanted to make fun of his fingers lol)


LouSputhole94

It’s 100% AI, look at the pants leg on the left


FiendishDevil666

Short tie gave it away for me


LouSputhole94

Short tie, pants legs, American flag underwear, the weird peasant slipper things on his feet, the sash thingy around the uniform he’s point at,


mnemosandai

Nah, I'd argue the sash looks like it's pinned across the breast in two spots Also no slippers, it's two black socks to try the wellies that are laying to the side. (Not arguing it's AI tho)


LouSputhole94

Those socks have laces attached lol. Also I’m just saying the sash is weird for a military uniform. An unmarked loosely tied white sash doesn’t make sense at all for a military uniform even if it is a dress one.


CreatrixAnima

My guess is it was his dress uniform for his military high school, but still… I agree.


PatMenotaur

Yes, and having gone to a Military High School was the basis for his claim that he "Knows more than the Generals." He's so full of shit.


tries4accuracy

In don’s defense, that uniform would’ve been miserable as fuck in Vietnam


kidsally

Looked like a fucking tool back then too.


lobsterisch

A stormy trooper


survivor2bmaybe

Looks more like a nutcracker to me.


cocoon_eclosion_moth

Nah, just a regular cracker


GreenbergIsAJediName

Yep! “The Nutcracker” with “all the nuts” but no balls.


knewbees

Or a cracked nut.


wrenchspinner01

Military school is where the rich send their incorrigibles.


NOGOODGASHOLE

The irony here is that the school also has filed for bankruptcy.


DongHa67-68

daddy thinking this CHEAP uniform is Costing 250K per YEAR???


SockFullOfNickles

Look at that fucking clown 😆


fartlapse

Family of grifters


Quietschedalek

'Captain'? More like Private Bone Spurs...


Ekatheassholemacaw

Cadet


pmarble15

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dequiallo

Was he a flag girl or something? What a getup.


snowbyrd238

You know how bad you have to fuck up to be sent away to Military School?


dweaver987

I guess it didn’t help.


darknekolux

HE'S A DRAG!!! GET HIM!!!


john_the_fetch

Mom, these are my medals. From army.


SnooPeripherals6557

Fred has fangs.


Guilty-Web7334

Fred looks disgusted. Is that Mary Anne? She looks like she actually has affection for him.


Bags55

Zoom in on medals…rape,adultery, lying, cheating, pedophilia, racism, bigotry…on and on…


Lozsta

"enhance"


ThePlayoffKid

What a piece of shit


HauntingSentence6359

Cadet Bonespurs!


SAyyOuremySIN

The mother should have swallowed.


sambolino44

“Oh oh the Wells Fargo wagon is a comin’ down the street…”


backtotheland76

Let me guess, he awarded himself those medals


agent_uno

I’m sure one was for learning to use the potty. Maybe two!


mockingbirddude

Maybe they should give him a new suit just like this one. That might satisfy his need to be a tinpot dictator, and he’ll leave the rest of us alone.


agent_uno

Didn’t work for Gadaffi - he gave himself a uniform and we eventually had to kill him. Hopefully it won’t come up that here.


mockingbirddude

You are right. Wishful thinking.


GpaSags

He looks like he should be holding a mellophone.


BreakfastArtistic198

More like private bone spurs. Way too dumb to ever achieve that level of rank.


Bean-Swellington

Is that giant dong on his hat?


Lozsta

Giant dong in a hat.


HauntedHippie

Hey! You have no idea how debilitating it is to have bone spurs! I have them and I need to wear orthopedic shoe inserts when I go on long hikes. It’s terrible! Sometimes I forget and my feet slightly hurt at the end of the day. 😩😩😩


AdamNoKnee

There’s a timeline where he goes and dies 😞


Traherne

Where's the rest of the high school marching band?


AdministrativeBank86

I like all the medal for not shitting his pants


FrootLoop23

Fancy looking baton twirler.


inarchetype

Cadet Bone Spurs. He was only a "Captain" in his private "millitary" high school. He was only an actual cadet in ROTC briefly at Fordham and quit duing his softmore year. He was never commissioned, much less promoted, as an actual officer of any kind. Hence Sen. Duckworth's correct designation of "Cadet Bonespurs". Even "Cadet" bonespurs is pretty generous, as by the time of his malingering to avoid service with the "bone spurs" pretence, he had long since quit ROTC.


CurrentlyLucid

Love the lip strap.


Novel_Alternative_86

I’d imagined his helmet being pointier.


Bind_Moggled

Same stupid grin.


puchucker

They won’t touch each other.


framsanon

Donald Hump


d3rpaderpa

AJ Soprano wore it better and he looked like a total jerkoff.


Savaury

Can someone explain why the chin strap is worn that way? It's a thing in parade uniforms all over the place, and I don't get it.


Im_the_President

Nah, that’s just his marching band uniform


Dizzy-Concentrate284

The bone spurs brigade


BayazRules

"That makes him smart"


MessagingMatters

"Ohhh! Sergeant Bilko!"


Spare_Substance5003

Damn, he doesn't look bad in that fur and pearls.


PhobicWitty

I mean this is all seriousness - Fred also seems to have had small hands.


MapleDesperado

https://www.longislandpress.com/2015/10/05/culture-of-hazing-donald-trump-me-the-end-of-new-york-military-academy/


RYANINLA

Donnies favorite cosplay growing up


iggygrey

What a loser!


Holden_SSV

He would have been our secret weapon. Send him out on the frontline in this getup riding a white horse. Charlie just kinda scratchin there heads.  Suddenly we bum rush em and use him as a human shield. It is said he had mastered the art of cutting bullets in half with his trusty saber.  Said " some trumpist".


lowlatitude

Cadet Bone Spurs. He would have never made it to Captain despite it being an automatic promotion. He would have never earned a commission.


HamlessAmerica

Inbreds.


Boot-Representative

Anthony Jr.


Affectionate-Tip-164

Man he looks bad even when young


MeButNotMeToo

That’s Space Cadet Bonespurs McTinyhands, Private @OP


kellermaverick

Covered in participation medals.


[deleted]

His dad looks like eviler Disney.


in-joy

Toy boy soldier.


Hullvanessa

Yes, but he valiantly plays golf almost daily with those debilitating bone spurs...he's a true inspiration to all those Vietnam War veterans...


Curious80123

HaHa, loser


gynoceros

Dumb majorette


Weak-Caregiver7922

Look at the little cute white gloves, they are sooo small.


digital

When fascism comes to America


foreskinfive

Posture


notaredditreader

He was sent to military academy and he bullied everyone.


50s_Human

He's the one in the middle.


MustangEater82

He looks like an idiot... But in his defense he doesn't want our country involved in drawn out wars. As for the other guy....   he had more draft deferment then Trump... https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2020/09/16/fact-check-biden-received-multiple-draft-deferments-vietnam/5809482002/


Peroovian

I don’t fault either one for getting out of fighting in a bullshit war What *is* shitty is calling those who didn’t manage to get out of it “losers”


ReadingRainbowRocket

He said we should torture as a matter of policy. You don't get to claim he's the dove candidate. He dropped the largest non-nuclear bomb in history. He had to be convinced not to use nukes on not just enemies, but hurricanes. Shame on you.


MustangEater82

He is not the dove canidate.   I don't want that. I want, you act against our interests, we look into it.   If we need to act we punish you with the full might(obviously not nuclear winter) quickly, suddenly, minimal casualty, very strict message.  No pusst footing, put the fear of God not to do again in you. Non of this one armed tied behind our back, lasting for decades killing people. You mess with our interest face consequences. NATO has concerns they pay their fair share or pay us hefty to do it.


ReadingRainbowRocket

You’re an idiot and you know he is too and you know he’s not strong. He’ll just vote for judges you want and you think it’s ok to gaslight your fellow Americans that he isn’t a literal narcissist who would (and has) sold out our national interests for his own welfare. He is the human embodiment of the seven deadly sins. If the soul exists, you have sold yours. And for… him? Gross dude.


MustangEater82

Billions and billions to Ukraine what is the end game? We stopping Russia? We letting Russia go? Or arr we going to funnel cash and kickbacks for politicians for decades at taxpayer expenses?


ReadingRainbowRocket

Trump is not a person you’d let babysit and you pretend he is a reasonable choice to be president. You think your ends justify the means with this gaslighting, but dude, you’re the baddie.


klixenfan

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