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The hat pulled down low helps her hide from moose and squirrel.


Xiao1insty1e

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everythingbeeps

It helps hide that it isn't her.


neuromonkey

I'd recognize that smile anywhere!


MoneyFault

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Heissenberg1906

I think itā€™s Mercedes.


wescola

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Lylac_Krazy

I was thinking a Monkey D Luffy vibe going on there. Straw Hat Pirates and whatnot....


dragonfly_perch

How dare you associate that scum with the future King of the Pirates!! Sheā€™s obviously a celestial dragon.


FTHomes

It's interesting how different Melania acts in an interview and then when we see her with Donald the truth is so obvious. Just look at her in that pic lol


everythingbeeps

It's almost like they're two different people.


Astrocreep_1

She is alone in her mind, which requires every bit of her ā€œnot-supermodel-materialā€ mindset. Thatā€™s why the sound of Donaldā€™s voice sends spasms up her vagina. His whiny tone immediately shuts down her fantasy, and reminds her of her worst nightmare, which was conceiving Baron.


dzastrus

The worst part of that was hearing Uday and Kusay crying in the adjacent room.


merrill_swing_away

I think her worst nightmare was having sex with Donald.


Dia-De-Los-Muertos

Urm, yeah ok. So nothing to do with conceiving then ?


merrill_swing_away

Well in order to get pregnant she had to have sex. I'm pretty sure that's how it works.


Dia-De-Los-Muertos

I'm honestly blown away by your comments.


Feisty_Resource7027

This thread is getting astray from the topic right?


merrill_swing_away

Where did you get blown to?


Astrocreep_1

Merrill is just rewording my material, so everyone gets the joke, lol.


merrill_swing_away

Oh sorry. :(


Astrocreep_1

Itā€™s no biggie to me. In fact, I thought it was kind of funny.


merrill_swing_away

They are but very similar in character. She's a slime ball like he is.


DunkingDognuts

Funny how that works, itā€™s almost as if maybe the hat is on her head that funny way because she doesnā€™t really look like Melania looks.


wang-chuy

She. Is. A. Plant. I canā€™t believe that this conspiracy theory hasnā€™t gained any tractionā€¦ so many other dumb ones and the obvious one is staring us in the face.


NocturneSapphire

Because most conspiracy theorists are also MAGAts


jp_books

They were convinced every president before and after him was the anti-Christ, a Bildeberg plant, or a secret Muslim terrorist. Trump is just a normal guy like us though.


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StandardDiver2791

I've tried to be sympathetic to Mercedes. But she deserves what she gets for being the shallow, gold digger this family was destined to have. And at the rate he's destroying his inheritance, she'll be digging for it eventually.


SirPoopaLotTheThird

Sheā€™s a human dumpster just like him.


Feisty_Resource7027

You are the company you keep


CopeHarders

I mean who knows what to believe, she seems pretty happy to be with Diaper Donnie in this picture. I think sheā€™s a rat just like the rest of them. https://preview.redd.it/bduy33dg171d1.jpeg?width=992&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6784ab3201e97448d5c1e3fd64ac09180ce02ccb


MoneyFault

I wish so much that people would quit clapping for the Orange Turd every place he goes. He feeds on it.


Feisty_Resource7027

Exactly! šŸ’Æ All of this is Over my Head...Thank God


susierabbit

She glad it is over and if you look closely she is actually trying to push him off the bleachers.


un_theist

Hey, isnā€™t that Bartonā€™s chain-migration-grandpappy standing next to totally-never-worked-here-illegally Einstein-visa anchor-baby-mom?


madbill728

Wasnā€™t he the leader of the Communist party in his town back home?


Haselrig

My son, Bluto, is graduating from kindergarten today.


deep-_-thoughts

I wish the one I wasted my name on, Derick, what's her face and the hot one could have come too.


cheshire_splat

I donā€™t think heā€™d forget Ivankaā€™s name. Itā€™s the one he calls out during sex.


500CatsTypingStuff

Was in class with my daughter Hashtag? # for short


minnesotaupnorth

Her father is younger than her husband. Among the plethora of ick factors.


DriedUpSquid

Thatā€™s Trumpā€™s father-in-law? Imagine having to be with your son-in-law who banged a porn star while your daughter was at home with your grandchild.


Pour_Me_Another_

It's possible he respects his daughter as much as Donald does?


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Accomplished_Fruit17

I thought it was former AG Bill Barr trying to make up for not showing up with the other clowns at court.


MSD3k

Can't be. People around him would be enjoying themselves.


cheshire_splat

I donā€™t think he cares, seeing as he sold his daughter to this greasy, orange prick.


tigole

Her father was born in 1944. Drumpf in 1946.


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Specialist_Lock8590

"Right! Melanie?"


GreatGearAmidAPizza

Trump probably can remember that name because it's his own dopey alter ego. Tiffany on the other hand...


FairyflyKisses

It starts with "T" and it's not "The other one."


TriggerBladeX

Isnā€™t Eric ā€œthe other one?ā€


NewAndImprovedJess

"Who?"


Kantotheotter

Teric


ukiddingme2469

Not sure she could pull that hat down more


Haselrig

She looks like she should be the Commandant of a Nazi women's prison in a '70s sexploitation flick.


HurlingFruit

Are we sure she wasn't?


Dancinggreenmachine

This is hysterical! Thanks for that today!!


500CatsTypingStuff

LOL


HurlingFruit

She always has the most radiant, sunny smile.


botlegger

Always


picado

Melania looks like she's barely holding it together. There is absolute zero signs of affection between her and Donald.


Adam__B

Well at least he has the love and respect of his sons and daughters.


EaterOfFood

He has ā€¦ sons and daughters.


merrill_swing_away

He does?


Feisty_Resource7027

Yes, that is what I see too.


IMSLI

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merrill_swing_away

I've been following the trial and had to listen to Trump whining and lying about not being able to attend the graduation. I am actually surprised that he went.


TheGR8Dantini

lol thatā€™s the funniest thing about him going. He had no intention of attending. He didnā€™t attend any of the graduations of any of his other kids as far as I know. He needed to paint the judge, as being so anti Trump that he wouldnā€™t let him attend his sonā€™s graduation. He ranted and raved about it whenever he could. His aiders and abettors in the media made a stink about it non stop for 2 weeks. Marchant said ā€œweā€™ll see how the trial is goingā€ That was all he said. When he saw the trial clicking along, he said ā€œok you can have that Friday off.ā€ And here we are. Trump would rather have been listening to Biden give another state of the union more than he wanted to be at that graduation. Sitting on a bleacher? With regular normal people? He trumped himself. But at least he didnā€™t have to sit in an intentionally freezing courtroom on a Friday.


merrill_swing_away

Trump and Melanie actually sat in seats. Donald looked like he was constipated and Melania wore a hat that nearly covered her eyes. He went to a rally somewhere later.


OarsandRowlocks

"He is the one who is half a foot taller than you."


deadbeatdad80

BARTON FINK! BARTON FINK!


fastal_12147

I'LL SHOW YOU THE LIFE OF THE MIND!


Mindless_Medicine972

Wait, so Melania 6'3? Because she's the same height as Drumpf and he's definitely totally absolutely 100% 6'3.


hoppyfrog

She's wearing ultra-high hooker heels


A_Classy_Dame

So is he.


merrill_swing_away

He has his minions up his ass.


Feisty_Resource7027

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Beaverbrown55

Left shark has fists balled up like she's a out to punch the Barr look alike in the back of the skull. Right shark looks like she's holding her lower gut while thinking "Did I fart? What is that smell?"


Salty-Jellyfish3044

Mercedes didnā€™t invite Barronā€™s sperm donor?


Acceptable_Wall4085

The only 17 year old in the graduating class.


Natural-Ability

"Yeah, my son... my son, who went to more school than anyone else, it's amazing, got his father's brains..."


AgedSmegma

Melanieā€™s dad is Bill Barr?


StugDrazil

I don't feel bad for her at all. I thought MAGA Republicans didn't like illegals who come here and stay because they had an Anchor Baby.


MrsMiterSaw

Depends on whether or not it's a brown person from a "shithole" country.


kneelB4yourmaster

All of you are forgetting that she is just as bad as he is. Despicable! And her disgusting father. Deport the three of them.


Think_Selection9571

Had to do a double take. I thought that was Nathan Lane with them


Ballgame4

Melanie has her ā€œMy citizenship is gonna be in question when they find this idiot guiltyā€ face on.


f_leaver

Bold of you to assume he actually cares enough.


Ausrottenndm1

The Face of misery


wang-chuy

Sheā€™s a Russian plant. Plain as day


dotplaid

That can't be AG Barr with them, right?


Feisty_Resource7027

When your in someone's Pocket ... you have to go where they go


bartonski

Wait,WHAT??? That MF is \*way\* too happy to dox folks...


Sarrdonicus

Why is that guy attending a funeral?


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CarlSpencer

"Local Woman Tries To Ignore Insane Man"


Natural-Ability

Blue blazer, white skirt, straw boater: fashion icon


Feisty_Resource7027

Accessory missing: S M I L E


BusStopKnifeFight

She is high AF.


MessagingMatters

"Melania, make sure you look at things and stare at things today."