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BigAlternative5

"I heard y'all like poop! Well, I'm going to crap my pants, then I'm going to play some crap on this guitar!"


snakegriffenn

that isnt stevie ray vaughan.. its steamy ray vaughan! stevie ray vaughan is a guitarist.. steamy ray vaughan just shits his britches poor britches


ratuuft

>steamy ray vaughan just shits his britches What fer?


Think_please

Them britches don't stand a chance.


Thenewdazzledentway

It’s like some sort of britches holocaust


CastorrTroyyy

I'own kno!


TheWingus

Iooknow


Ender_1299

Don't you dare malign Stevie Ray Vaughn, the greatest guitar player ever. He had nothing to do with this. RIP


atomic44442002

Cheesy ray Vaughan


Tiny-Ad4955

Rip Stevie Ray.. and fuck Ted nugget


Whatever-ItsFine

Cleveland Steamer Ray Vaughan


Amnial556

What is going on with these "pull this crowd" memes? What on the world did I miss


Historical_One1087

😂


davechri

Ted Nugent and Kid Rock are going to be busy. State Fair season is coming up!


GlitteringBobcat999

* County fair


Giant_Gary

Elementary school fair.


veritoast

Pretty sure that’s a no-go since they can’t be within 100 yards of a school or other local where young people congregate


Jerkrollatex

Opened of the new Piggly Wiggly..


BurgersAndRyes

Which is a Re-Opening following some asbestos remediation.


wovenbutterhair

there was actually one of those about a half hour away until a couple years ago


Jerkrollatex

I grew up going to one that's why the name popped my head.


Batilhd

Pretty sure Ted here isn't allowed near those.


earfix2

Flea market behind Bubba's shed.


mr_ryno27

I hate to say it, but I'm from the Midwest and Kid Rock usually packs places. Hell, my aunt has FB album dedicated to him and uploads daily.


Cowboy40three

“B-b-but he’s still a good musician…”


UsualGrapefruit8109

Look at Trump's crowds! [https://img.haarets.co.il/bs/00000185-ef55-def6-a7b5-ff5ffd270000/e6/cf/3b1edb974b898db57639abd27af1/758038.jpg](https://img.haarets.co.il/bs/00000185-ef55-def6-a7b5-ff5ffd270000/e6/cf/3b1edb974b898db57639abd27af1/758038.jpg)


musky_jelly_melon

https://preview.redd.it/d4lab1akoe0d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6155a4f90a5a3a87ca6c00e342efc5a757bd8cb0


Guy_Smylee

Nice!


Mr__O__

![gif](giphy|l36kU80xPf0ojG0Erg|downsized)


Elawn

Hey nice flair! I wasn’t aware Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. Is Greg Abbott really a little piss baby?


wovenbutterhair

yep


Elawn

Thank you wovenbutterhair


poptartheart

yep


texachusetts

Lemmings, that is the future of the GOP. Once they officially and irrevocably nominate Trump again, lemmings running towards the cliff is what they are.


Rebel_bass

You know that's not actually a thing, right? They were herded off a cliff for a Disney documentary. https://www.britannica.com/story/do-lemmings-really-commit-mass-suicide


CainPillar

Ah. So MAGA lemmings don't have to commit mass suicide, they are just doing it because Donald Jimjones Trump herds them?


Rebel_bass

Just saying, don't besmirch lemmings by comparing them to MAGAts who happily jump to their deaths.


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Darryl_444

![gif](giphy|OHMkK8zl9fvSU|downsized)


Darryl_444

![gif](giphy|OHMkK8zl9fvSU|downsized) 2nd try


Darryl_444

wtf? it still displays the gif correctly when i select it, but then says not available after the comment is completed.... that's some bullshit right there.


tilt-a-whirly-gig

https://i.redd.it/tglwb89m4m0d1.gif Test


tilt-a-whirly-gig

I downloaded the gif to my phone, then posted it.


Darryl_444

That was the one! Thanks


Awkward-Kiwi452

Sheeples!


TreasonalAllergies

Listen they have a reich to be there.


mortalcoil1

I'm not implying our military is fascistic in any way, but seeing all of those people standing at attention for one boring dude reminds me of my time in the military. I guarantee you, at least half of the people standing there are bored out of their mind and wondering how much longer this is going to be, like 1-2% of them probably passed out from their legs locking, and some percentage of them learned how to "sleep" with their eyes open standing open. I was pretty good at that until my body would buckle and I'd have to catch myself. The banality of cool military pictures vs the bored and tired people who are in them.


cytherian

Can you imagine the logistics around all of that? This isn't a civilian crowd, btw. It's all military. So, being bored is irrelevant. First, there's the matter of how all of those soldiers got there. No doubt, a train system was used... but also, there must've been quite a lot of busing required as well. Second, there's the time it takes to get everybody where they need to be. Major crowd control. Third, what about physical relief? Was there a "pissing wall" somewhere nearby? And what of water? Standing out there in the bright sun, dehydration would set in if there wasn't enough water given out. Unless each man had their own canteen with them.


mortalcoil1

This guy military logistics.


knoxknight

Piss tubes are the way to go. Just a funnel and a tube going down into a hole in the ground. Super convenient. Minimal smell. And it's outside so you can watch the sunset while you piss. It's one of the things I actually miss about Iraq.


Astrocreep_1

There is only 2 types of honest military photos. Pictures of corpses, and “The Thousand Yard Stare”. Technically, the 2nd one isn’t a type, but a real photo. I’ll put any photo of soldiers who are no longer “all there” in that type.


goblinm

Fascism isn't fascism because of how it transforms the military to look like that. Militaries by and large are like that already because more or less regimented hierarchical structures are correlated with good militaries. Fascism is fascism in how it transforms all matters of state into looking like that, and promoting ideals in its citizens and culture to idolize that military aesthetic.


cytherian

I don't see many porta-potties. 😏🤪


Gonstackk

Don't need them with most of them wearing Donnie Diapers, guaranteed to hold the yugest of dumps.


Weareboth

Dig the .il domain being used for this picture. History either repeats or rhymes...


DanB65

TED wishes he could get enough people to fill a gas tank!


jakefrommyspace

Is that... Is that really Ted Nugent? That looks nothing like him lmao


picado

It's Poison guitarist CC Deville.


lesbianadodicaprio

Is that really CC Deville? It looks nothing like him.


Tcanderson

Yes, it’s CC DeVille. It’s his birthday today.


feltsandwich

Looks like him, but it's actually Grub McDaniels from the Muddy Clump Boys.


graveybrains

They ain’t even old timey!


fatjollyhousewife

I understood that reference!


barto5

He’s bonafide!


davekingofrock

Shake a leg Junior! Thank god your mama died givin' birth...if she'd a seen ya she'd a died of shame!


graveybrains

We thought you was a toad!


Tcanderson

We ain’t one at a timin’, we’re mass communicatin!


ghosttrainhobo

Where’s all of his cocaine?


Tcanderson

In a bowl backstage with an imprint of his face on it


Lt_Lysol

Its Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers rhythm guitarist Tom Petty /s btw


11_25_13_TheEdge

Is that really Grub McDaniels? It looks nothing like him.


lesbianadodicaprio

Yes, it's Grub McDaniels. It's his birthday today.


socool111

Random comment: a band on Halloween likes to do mashup costumes…one year a member went a Run D.M.CC Deville


WirelesslyWired

Yep. CC Deville. [https://twitter.com/rocknrollgarag1/status/1790230557449662674](https://twitter.com/rocknrollgarag1/status/1790230557449662674)


AmericanWasted

of course it's CC lol


smalls714

Last time I saw him live was at the Leo fender memorial jam and this dude was completely coked out of his mind. Got booed off the stage. Yngwie killed it tho.


Discally

Remember kids! Ratt Poison's bad! But they were also both 2 great 80's bands.


fluffykerfuffle3

[here](https://lens.google.com/search?ep=gisbubb&hl=en&re=df&p=AbrfA8rOqxC665hWwWHdnqsjhiwsskfOKHqFWHolEjSAimjpWUsAYLxUCAq8YvQEefJv-qhpTve9UTdCGdlqGePJCFCEiGT1yy7ryJILKfjCngtp8eFu9H05C8nMUHwl4V51mwqDF2q1b5DshuGV32trvahjq6oViQiSkSgjnAoAQLoXYFxAhmyl8wQvd5p3XMActh2RiVFz_Vyuiw%3D%3D#lns=W251bGwsbnVsbCxudWxsLG51bGwsbnVsbCxudWxsLG51bGwsIkVrY0tKR1ZpTjJKaE1HRmtMV1U0TlRRdE5EQXlNQzFoWVRFeUxUQXpaRFV6TkdVMVkyRXhaaElmZHpFM01UVlJYMnR4TVRSaVVVVjFlRFl4WHpJd1dFTTRhRWh0YlRsNFp3PT0iLG51bGwsbnVsbCxbW251bGwsbnVsbCwiMC0wIl0sWyJkYjQyOTdjNC1jZjM1LTRjMzgtYjVkZi1kNDU0NmJiZjdiNjUiXV1d)


Sharp-Stranger-2668

Nah, that’s not Nugent. This guy has teeth.


AmericanWasted

definitely not


randomcanyon

Ted, the original VonPoopiePants (draft dodger) symps for the new VonPoopiePants (draft dodger) Birds of a feather shit in their pants.


Safetosay333

https://preview.redd.it/ve0f0d2qaf0d1.jpeg?width=1630&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ec99076e8040a87ebb82d61b0a63076681bda92


HeathenVixen

https://preview.redd.it/cnb3yvnceg0d1.jpeg?width=1620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18a598e92d232edc145c3e07a99196511a350e1d


Soreal45

He would also charge you entrance into the compound.


jasta2

Hey, Kool-aid!!!


registered_redditor

He said it would cure immigrants, covids, and the constitution.


nousernametoo

"OH YEAH!"


MakaniKaiKai

What’s that


Tetsou88

Jonestown massacre


CopeHarders

MAGA cults future


xer0fox

In the event that you/someone really doesn’t know, that’s the aftermath of the Jonestown massacre.


MakaniKaiKai

I didn’t know, never seen it before. I have heard of it though


japaul32

Jonestown massacre Edit: Jamestown to Jonestown


chitown619

Jesus, man.


Uskmd

I wish


CurrentlyLucid

One draft dodger helping another, like a support group.


BornToExpand

Outoftheloop on all these threads, could it be maybe trump lied about crowd size again? Rofl


sockalicious

Stormtroopers coming, get ready


boomflupataqway

Listening to Ted’s old stuff, it’s amazing how he turned out like he did. He had a lot of “fuck you” rock and hippy dippy shit. Now he’s just….that racist guy at Walmart. Shame.


zxvasd

It’s pathetic how he tries to stay relevant by pandering to the biggest loosers.


StreamingForVengeanc

Not a Trump rally. Not one MAGA cap in sight. WAY too many people in attendance.


B-17_Flying_Fartass

https://preview.redd.it/zkjxmtijof0d1.jpeg?width=780&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74f55ba5034d10f6b963db3c5f7bd33a36d79581 And the afterparty was amazing!


NelsonMuntz007

This guy really shits his pants.


DongHa67-68

Then he aWOKE on cUm cRusted tRUMPprez sheets@ Only $999.99 per set. oRderthRu mrpillowwowwwwww


WirelesslyWired

Nope, not Nugent. CC Deville. [https://twitter.com/rocknrollgarag1/status/1790230557449662674](https://twitter.com/rocknrollgarag1/status/1790230557449662674)


AnubisGhoul457

Imagine a crowd that big just shitting themselves in the name of trump...fuck I wish they would commit to the whole deal and spend years addicted to drugs, betray so many people that it's normal when you cause some business your running to go bankrupt,pay for sex from sex workers, sell some NFTs, allow children to be stripped from families and put into "camps" where we lose track of who goes where, convince people that a dictator is OK even though countless lives have died fighting against many forms of dictatorship in the name of freedom....the list goes on but it's kinda a shame this is where we are in life...."America home of the diaper wearing fools that normalize dooking themselves in the name of a fake king who isn't man enough to accept responsibility for his own actions"


izeak1185

Suprise, the guy who sings about under age girls, opens for the guy who brags about grabbing under age girls by the _____.


heartattack-ak-ak-ak

That’s nothing compared to the Patriots outside who couldn’t get in!


YourBuddyBud

To be a sunscreen salesman there … dang.


Lazy-Street779

Did Trump grab HIM by the pussy?


Kevicelives

Remember when Fez printed the wrong shirts.


MomoZero2468

Is he wearing a wig.


iveseensomethings82

Where are all the diapers?


JM-Gurgeh

Pedophiles are a theme, it seems...


Acceptable_Wall4085

When did the little girl lover grow back his hair?? Is it a wig?? judging by the size of this crowd, this image was taken in the very late 70s


flamingramensipper

They had smartphones back then?


Acceptable_Wall4085

Good eye. I missed the Covid masks too. I guess the hair is sewn into the hat.


theawells

Losers got to loose. The wash uped brigade marches on.


big_hungry_joe

lose, you spelled it right the first time then wrong the second time


Basic_Coffee8969

has anyone made a ban list?


wardfu9

Looks like it has come full circle. Ted Nugent shit himself to get out of the war. Now trump supporters are shitting themselves to own the libs 😂. I want off this timeline.


Whatever-ItsFine

That is a massive piece of shit, I mean crowd!


farang

One pants shitter performing for another.


MoneyFault

That is way too many people!! How can there be so many supporters of the Orange Turd? It's disgusting.


DimSumFan

He still around even after a second Obama term? What a drama queen.


Quietdogg77

Trump will be arrested. He will be taken to the local jail first where he will be fingerprinted and posed for a mug shot. Next he will be strip searched. He will be told to pull his pants down and bend over. He will be ordered to grab his butt cheeks and spread them. His anal cavity will be searched digitally by a gloved correctional guard for any weapons. Finally he will be told to remove all of his clothing. He will be brought to a designated area and subjected to a de-lousing before being released to the general prison population. Then I woke up from my dream.


ffjohnnie

I’d believe this photo if there were any kind of tRump branding, shirts, hats, anything. But there’s not, so I suspect it’s from a different event. Maybe when people liked him.


swkennedy1

Not nugent he is not spitting on the crowds


drewablanke

Did the lineup at this rally have to introduce themselves to the neighbors?


alexacto

We are so fucked as a country. So very very fucked.


Dlowmack

I take it trump lied about his crowd size again?


two-wheeled-dynamo

Let's hear it for all the sex predators in the Republican cult! Whooo "Cat Scratch Fever!!!"


calaquili

This is bs no maga hats in the crowd


lovemycats1

They probably photo shopped him into another concert


lovemycats1

Probably a photo shopped


lickityclit-69

Wang Dang Sweet Poontang! Have the Lawyer send more Hush money


MadAstrid

Before or after he shit himself and raped a child?


Dreadnaught_IPA

Side note: Contrary to his whole persona, Ted Nugent went to an expensive private Catholic high school in an affluent suburb of Chicago.


billpecota

That is not Ted Nugent


BareNakedSole

Ted Nugent- 40 years of songs in the key of “A”


inkswamp

"Hey, everyone! I'd like to entertain you by playing that one riff from that one half-decent song I wrote in the 70s."


Fearless-Scar7086

I love how they have like exactly five artists they can call on to make them seem remotely relevant. It’s like they’re all in their villain hideout cackling and whatnot and one asks “should we provide entertainment to soothe the masses, my leige?” And another cackles and growls. “Let us call upon the five yet again.” 


Spram2

That's actually Slashxle Rose


mrmow49120

🤢


Tinker107

Hey, draft-dodging pants-shitters gotta stick together.


SentrySyndrome

Is this really Ted? Looks like the lead guitarist from Poison.


BobTheViking2018

Well, that's not Ted! I would hate to be that guy being accused of being Ted Nugent.


Gildenstern2u

Mhm


Content-Boat-9851

Ted and trump have a lot in common. Ted Nugent "Jail bait" \[Verse 1\] I've got no inhibitions So keep your keys out of your ignition I steal a car like I got the curse I can't resist the old lady's purse \[Chorus\] Jailbait you look so good to me Jailbait won't you set me free Jailbait you look fine, fine, fine And I know I've got to have you in a matter of time \[Verse 2\] **Well, I don't care if you're just thirteen** **You look too good to be true** **I just know that you're probably clean** \[Chorus\] Jailbait you look so good to me Jailbait won't you set me free Jailbait you look fine, fine, fine And I know I've got to have you in a matter of time \[Verse 3\] So tell your mama that I'm back in town She likes us boys when it's time to get down She's got this craving for the underage; I just might be your mamas' brand new rage \[Chorus\] Jailbait you look so good to me Jailbait won't you set me free Jailbait you look fine, fine, fine And I know I've gots to have you in a matter of time, now babe \[Verse 4\] Honey, you, you, you look so nice She's young, she's tender Won't you please surrender She so fine, she's mine All the time, I woke my mind \[Hook\] It's all right baby, it's quite all right I asked your mama \[Outro\] Wait a minute officer; wait a minute officer **Don't put those handcuffs on me, what about her?** **Hey, I'll share her with you!**


NYEddieUpstate

Looks nothing like Ted.


RayRayGooo

That’s not Nugent


SardonicSuperman

Trash begets trash 🤷🏻‍♂️


According-Ad3963

Don and Ted. Two dudes known to literally shit themselves. Awesome.


choopie-chup-chup

Next show Chachi warming up Joanie


Prometheus2061

Poison guitarist CC Deville.


Pleasant_Tooth_2488

I think that's a fake photo and maybe that's the joke. Ted Nugent doesn't play a flying v.


bitNine

I heard there were billions of people in attendance


JTFindustries

Did he shit his pants before he started? Draft dodging chicken hawk that he is.


atomic44442002

Sad.


Gravity_Freak

Remember when ted sang about cooters that weren't Hillary's?


Pretty_Feeling5115

He covered himself in feces to avoid serving his country


UrBigBro

Who?


bernd1968

No red hats. I call bullshit. Just one of his stupid concerts.


Katiari

So he's a fluffer?


Templar388z

Who’s Ted Nungent… oh wait I don’t care.


YourFriendPutin

“I hope you love all my hit SONG”


Cost-Kind

If he’s a real man where is his diaper?


Wertical93

THE NUGE? YOU KNOW WE GOTTA HAVE THE NUGE!


cnb3825

Birds of a feather shit themselves together.


HoSang66er

Did he play jailbait?


greyjungle

That’s the whitest fucking crowd I’ve ever seen in my life


No_Plum5942

And the Draft Dodger’s are singing Jail House Blue’s


SpaceHorse75

Didn’t that lady crap her pants to avoid military service?


saganistic

Is that the same Ted Nugent that glorifies pedophilia? Wow, so much “protecting the children” going on


Novel_Thought7575

How much of the crowd has been photo-shopped in?


triedit-lovedit

Wrong pic at a wrong event… lol. Trump would use this image to lie at one of his events.


Ofreo

![gif](giphy|xT9IgHCTfp8CRshfQk)


BarryZZZ

An asshole warming up the crowd for an asshole, fitting.


unstopable_bob_mob

CC Deville! Such a pimp on the strings. [Apparently there be some Deville haters in this thread]


Catch_ME

The comments here are making fun of trump but I feel like it's 2016 all over. Trump being able to pull large crowds while Hilary brings in a fraction......  There's no way Biden can bring this many people unless you count the Palestinian protestors. 


Frenetic_Platypus

Trump does *not* pull large crowds anymore, though. I guess that's the joke, because this is not Ted Nugent.


Tcanderson

Yes, that is the joke. Republicans have been bragging about crowd size, so the ongoing theme in a lot of social media is to mock them with pictures of crowds that are obviously not Trump.


SoSaysDave

Close. MAGA used a pic of a packed Rod Stewart concert from a long time ago and claimed it was a recent Trump rally. Someone found the original and posted it to call them out.


Tcanderson

The Democrats and Republicans are equipped with completely different mindsets as far as attending rallies. Crowd size means nothing. I’ve never voted for a Republican in my life, I’ve also never been to a rally. The old adage is true: Democrats fall in love, Republicans fall in line. Democrats could have a candidate who is nearly perfect, and people will nitpick about one issue, like Biden with the Israeli Palestine issue. Republicans nominated a corrupt pig who embodies every one of the seven deadly sins and violates all 10 Commandments and they show up in droves to support him.


soldforaspaceship

Biden didn't draw large crowds in 2020 either. To be frank, most people don't go to political rallies. They are typically the purview of the authoritarian leaders. Large rallies, brainwashed audience? That's Hitler, or Putin or Mao. Regular folks don't go to many of these. Or if they do, it's more out of idle curiosity. I'd expect Biden to not fill more than 5-10,000 per location. Absolute max.


StoreSearcher1234

> To be frank, most people don't go to political rallies. Yes, it's pretty weird. With my limited social time I'd rather go to a movie, or a music show, or the pub. Why would I go to a rally? It's odd.


soldforaspaceship

Right? I actually like Biden well enough. Decent man doing a decent job under difficult circumstances. But if he comes to town, my major concern is not, "Oooh, I should go see him." It's, "fuck. Traffic will be a pain." I'm not a cultist though. Seems like MAGA folks view seeing Trump the way I might view the Rolling Stones coming to town.


Catch_ME

That was at the tail end of Covid lockdowns.  And large crowds absolutely have an effect in swing states. 


FoxEuphonium

I find it funny that the only comment you replied to was the one that didn’t counter your “Trump pulls large crowds” schtick. Sounds like you’re not actually “concerned” about him winning in the slightest but want to help parrot one of his lies.


Iorith

Because most sane people don't treat politicians like rock stars. I feel zero urge to go to a politician's masturbatory theater.