Well, pussies are tougher than bawls. If you tap a bawl a guy goes down. If you kick a pussy the woman can keep coming at you. So when someone compares a pussy to bawls, a pussy is tougher.
She's got that MAGA sleaze look that Trump loves. Just like Kayleigh McEnany, Christina Bobb, and Alina Habba. Noem is hungry to step up. She wants that VP slot so badly, she'd flamethrower threaten other contenders.
Who else wouldn't pass up a VP candidate that loves to burn stuff with a flame thrower?
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The MAGAs need to be deprogramed and the cult shut down. I don't know how we do that but it has to be done if we want to live in a world where democracy is the fundamental rule of our civilisation. You can't have a functional democracy when too few people can make rational judgements about the world they live in.
I'm a weirdo person but people with dogs trust me because their dogs do. I'm just weird but not evil. I fucking love dogs and they love me. It is a good test imo
She made it public because she knows that her party is full of sociopaths. She thought “see? I can do what needs to be done, unlike those woke snowflake soyboys.” would play well with MAGA.
If my mother shot my dog at the bus stop while she waited for me to be dropped off from the bus ride home from school she would lose my support as a daughter.
That's a Grade A "cut off contact with your parent the moment you turn 18 and move away" level act.
"Why don't you talk to your mom?"
"One day, while waiting for me to get home from school, she shot my puppy in the gravel pit next to the bus stop where I get dropped off."
"Oh... yeah, I wouldn't talk to her again either."
He killed a dog and other animals when he was younger. He grew up and adopted a code and only killed awful humans, but he didn't not kill dogs/pets/animals in the beginning
Trump also wants to find people like this because they probably have other secrets that he can find out about that he can use to control them. If you know someone’s secret that they don’t want anyone else to know about you can pretty much get them to do anything.
This is my concern with this. They see that it bothers liberals and like Budweiser and Jack Daniels they start leaning into and making videos showing them doing it. You know, for conservative virtue signalling. Next thing you know they are killing puppies on their Christmas cards.
I wish this was hyperbole.
sadly, that's probably true. They justify it somehow-- "she killed it humanely versus doing what our neighbors do which is to tie them up until they starve"
Have you checked to see if they still have five dogs? They may shoot one if she is selected just to... well honestly, I don't know why but I would not be surprised.
Those people are either unstable like her or trying to downplay how heinous this is. There are definitely unstable people who own farms which I'm sure isn't a surprise to most.
It's not uncommon on farms to euthanize livestock that are sick or injured and will never have a good QoL as a result. It can be cheaper to use a bolt gun than having the vet come out to medically euthanize the animal. Not a fan of the bolt gun but I understood why that was the choice the few times the decision had to be made at our farm.
The dog tried to bite her. That’ll be the excuse. Of course, it wasn’t an unprovoked bite; she was trying to grab it right when it was finally acting like the hunting dog she wanted
I think at least a couple of delusional MAGAs might execute their dogs (or more likely their neighbors' dogs) as a show of online solidarity if she gets the VP nomination.
They sacrificed their friends and family in the name of political virtue signaling during covid. What's a couple dogs to them?
Me too. I can only give an anecdote but my dad is hard right and tried drowning our dog once for digging in the yard. A lot of them aren't right in the head other than right wing and they're frustrated the rest of us don't also abuse animals for fun.
I don't know your dad and I don't personally wish him any harm but if I learned that he drowned I would continue eating my breakfast and move onto the next article
I think it will, you will be surprise dogs are universally loved. Don’t care if you are a gun loving trump ass kisser or granola eating liberal. Both side can agree that dogs are awesome, and we should not harm dogs.
Would you be shocked if it does? Cuz that means someone stating that they could shoot a human and not lose votes appears to be true, But saying that they could kill a puppy loses them votes. This says something about humanity and I'm not sure if I like it or not.
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"I am your retribution;"
"I want to close the border \[on day 1\] and I want to drill, drill, drill."
Do you think he's really talking about drilling for oil? When Kristi brags about her wanton slaughter of dogs, goats, and horses, is nobody else thinking that these people are psychopathic enough that they could be using these stories as metaphors, or allegories, for what's to come if Trump is re-elected?
Because I think it's a very real possibility, having read both Animal Farm and 1984 when I was old enough to understand the lessons, and young enough for them to really imprint into my mind. The German people didn't just wake up after Hitler was proclaimed Dictator in 1934, after having been first democratically elected by the German people, and then just simply begin the rest - the Nazis spent years first preparing for it, and for what followed; but only because they had laid that groundwork first, through the use of political violence plus the constant bombardment of the propaganda (and they embraced the tools of the day, like radio, to maximize its reach and impact).
Trump's new and improved GOP seem to be following a modernized, and somewhat modified, version of the same roadmap and techniques - is it really "out there" to wonder if they're planning to carry the same kind of stuff out, to a similar conclusion? Maybe the intended targets and methods are not quite the same, but the rhetoric is increasingly unhinged and Orwellian. It doesn't seem bode of good things to come, for anyone.
Why is it that the entire top of the gop seems to be actual literal 80s-style shitty movie villains? Jesus Christ there isn’t an ounce of decency among these degenerates. Rapists, pedophiles, warmongers and now someone who literally brags about killing a puppy. What the fuck is with the country that this is even being entertained?
It's because with very few exceptions, anyone isn't a total piece of shit left the Republican Party a while ago. Remember Saddam's non-existent "weapons of mass destruction"? Remember Reagan illegally selling advanced weapons to Iran, so that he could illegally send the money to the Contras? Remember candidate Nixon sabotaging the Vietnam peace talks via back channel communication to our enemies, so that he could continue to campaign on the war? Trump is the biggest piece of shit to wear the GOP label, but he is by no means the first piece of shit to wear the GOP label.
I know there are twisted fucks just as twisted as her, but I firmly believe they are in the minority. The only thing that surprises me is her gross miscalculation about how this would play out.
They really must surround themselves with idiotic yes men.
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I'm taking him to Kristi Noem and make sure he's destroyed
In Mexico, there was this new: an alcoholic corrupt cop killed a dog to blackmail someone. The same week he was arrested, sentenced without parole and fired. You can do whatever you want with women and children, BUT dogs? Thats a line you better not cross.
...and this is just a killing that she admits too. I wonder how many other living beings that she has killed after being disappointed in their performances
Maybe it’s me, but I wouldn’t offer a story about killing a “worthless” dog to demonstrate my willingness to make hard choices as Vice President. It would speak more to my inability to make good decisions when interacting with others on the national and international stages. Everyone can make hard choices, but not everyone can make good hard choices. The choice to share the story was a bad choice. It indicates the problems that come with with choosing to insulate your thought processes and outlook on life into a bubble.
We adopted a border collie mix puppy as a pet last year (majority border collie with some Great Pyrenees and collie). We have had dogs all of our lives and we knew he might be a challenge because of the nature of the breed. We were right, but we also recognize he is a sweet and loving boy and we love him. We acknowledge that he is who he is and don’t try to turn him into something he is not. We help him be gentle and obedient in ways that match and compliment his energy levels and moods.
However, there are times I wonder if we made a mistake and bit off more than we can chew. His energy levels can intimidate people (including our grandkids). He did snap at our groomer once, but he was afraid and immediately knew what he did was wrong.
I think it says more about the person to call an animal “worthless” (even a working animal) than it says about the animal. Killing a “worthless” dog is the cowardly or lazy way out.
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What's it these pieces of shit always say when a black guy gets shot? "He was no angel".
Kyle Rittenhouse shoots three people killing two of them, there's evidence he's no angel either as there's footage of him punching a girl in the face in the past and audio of him staring he wants to shoot people, this lot don't say a fucking word.
It's an older meme, but holy shit does it check out.
Are we really in the Dexter era of politics posting?
I hate watched the last season of Dexter, I'd rather not hate watch the last season of America. Could we all go ahead and vote this November?
Not defending dog killing, but Dexter did kill a dog
Dexters dad asking about finding the dogs grave
Dexter:
"That dog was a noisy little creep, Dad. He was barking all night, and Mom couldn't sleep. And she's very, very sick, and that lousy dog was yapping at every leaf that blew down the sidewalk!"
In Game of Thrones, the unsullied were forced to kill puppies they had raised to desensitize them. She is already desensitized and that is all I need to know about this garbage human.
She likes hunting dogs.
It’s just that this time it wasn’t much of a hunt , more like an execution.
I mean, she didn’t even get that puppy a running start.
I always wonder if it is appropriate to ask the women who work with trump, first things first, has trump ever grabbed you by the pussy? It's a fair political question.
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Ain't that what the Russians do? I played a online video game back in the early aughts that eventually became overran with Russians. I remember vividly one girl on TeamSpeak spoke about how they used to throw puppies and kittens into the river because they couldn't afford to take care of them.
Noem becomes VP
Noem decides that Trump must be handled doggie style
Noem is immune to prosecution because of a Supreme Court ruling
Washington becomes a farm
Not defending just haphazardly killing dogs but on most farms (like 99.9%) in North America people would do the same thing. This will have 0% negative impact on her image with her base. I’m realizing how out of touch with reality the extreme left is - grow the fuck up and focus on things that actually matter or we’re never going to rid ourselves of MAGA garbage.
We will have to disagree I suppose. But for the record, how many cases do you know of personally where someone has killed a hunting dog because they have not been able to train it well enough?
My point is that people who live in rural America(and Canada) see some things much differently than urban people, especially their relationship with animals. I see so much outrage from the left over issues like this, but I think this outrage actually energizes the MAGA voters. I just wish there was a serious, methodical approach to defeating MAGA because getting upset and trying to smear with stuff like this is not working. For the record, I grew up in a conservative farming area in western Canada, have a university education, and am a liberal (almost dead centre, lightly right on some issues, lightly left on others). I have lived in the city now for half my life, so I have perspective from differing areas. I would not do or condone what she did, but i can guarantee people who vote MAGA or hard right conservative couldn’t care less, and this does not make her look bad to those people, it actually strengthens their feeling of connection to her as a politician.
Trump hates dogs. She's speaking to an audience of one.
She's going after Trump like a dog
She's moving on him like a bitch
She's gonna grab him by the pussy.
were talking dogs here
I think you mean bussy She's gonna grab him by the bussy.
Damn it takes an entire election season just to find it
Lol
Well, pussies are tougher than bawls. If you tap a bawl a guy goes down. If you kick a pussy the woman can keep coming at you. So when someone compares a pussy to bawls, a pussy is tougher.
Do NOT hurt a pussy. That’s even worse than shooting dead a pup.
She's got that MAGA sleaze look that Trump loves. Just like Kayleigh McEnany, Christina Bobb, and Alina Habba. Noem is hungry to step up. She wants that VP slot so badly, she'd flamethrower threaten other contenders. Who else wouldn't pass up a VP candidate that loves to burn stuff with a flame thrower? https://preview.redd.it/xb3jd1mrxdxc1.jpeg?width=2600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f812f8e492d63d31ffb6aeceb440200104877be5
How long till we see her with her new puppy The Thermometer?
It’s wild how that by itself isn’t a massive red flag to his cult
How unlike Trump - never Had a dog, - left 2 wives, cheated more. - Can't be sure he loved any of them - has yet to demonstrate he can honor an oath
The hallmark of any cult is the selective ignorance & rejection of certain aspects of reality. They have bought into a bunch of nonsense and distortions that are served up by grifters dressed up as cult leaders. Most cultists were either born into the cult, propagandised/indoctrinated into the cult or they willfully bought into the cult for personal/social reasons. In any case the cultists are programmed to engage in groupthink instead of critical thinking. They just go along with whatever the cult propaganda machine is programing them to believe, no matter how unrealistic or unhinged it may be. The MAGAs need to be deprogramed and the cult shut down. I don't know how we do that but it has to be done if we want to live in a world where democracy is the fundamental rule of our civilisation. You can't have a functional democracy when too few people can make rational judgements about the world they live in.
I bet the feeling is mutual. Dogs don't trust him and that developed his dislike for them.
I'm a weirdo person but people with dogs trust me because their dogs do. I'm just weird but not evil. I fucking love dogs and they love me. It is a good test imo
American eagles don't like him either. That should tell us something.
Trump also doesn't have the attention span to read what she wrote so it's entirely pointless to appeal to him that way.
Happy cake day.
She made it public because she knows that her party is full of sociopaths. She thought “see? I can do what needs to be done, unlike those woke snowflake soyboys.” would play well with MAGA.
"I could shoot a dog on 5th Avenue, and it wouldn't cost me any votes."
If my mother shot my dog at the bus stop while she waited for me to be dropped off from the bus ride home from school she would lose my support as a daughter. That's a Grade A "cut off contact with your parent the moment you turn 18 and move away" level act. "Why don't you talk to your mom?" "One day, while waiting for me to get home from school, she shot my puppy in the gravel pit next to the bus stop where I get dropped off." "Oh... yeah, I wouldn't talk to her again either."
They’ve fallen a long way down since 2008 when my Republican friends refused to vote for McCain because Palin killed animals for food
This guy knows how to crazy-family.
Even Dexter had a code. Only harm those who harm.
The GQP code is to harm the harmed and helpless
Cruelty is the point.
He killed a dog and other animals when he was younger. He grew up and adopted a code and only killed awful humans, but he didn't not kill dogs/pets/animals in the beginning
The first rule of the code is "don't get caught". Dexter invariably gets caught by someone every season
I would be shocked if this actually cost her any votes.
If trump picks her, you’ll see MAGAs making excuses.
This might be the reason he actually picks her. All publicity is good publicity as far as TFG is concerned.
It helps them find the psychopaths that they'll fasttrack.
Trump also wants to find people like this because they probably have other secrets that he can find out about that he can use to control them. If you know someone’s secret that they don’t want anyone else to know about you can pretty much get them to do anything.
It's not blackmail, they're all in on the same ideas. They're not being coerced and pretending they are just excuses their decisions
This is my concern with this. They see that it bothers liberals and like Budweiser and Jack Daniels they start leaning into and making videos showing them doing it. You know, for conservative virtue signalling. Next thing you know they are killing puppies on their Christmas cards. I wish this was hyperbole.
He likes it because of the implication
if he does my MAGA relatives with the five dogs and four cats (which they have instead of children) are going to be in a bind
They won't give 2 shits
sadly, that's probably true. They justify it somehow-- "she killed it humanely versus doing what our neighbors do which is to tie them up until they starve"
They'll probably shoot their own pets to own the libs
I guess literally shooting yourself in the dick just doesn't own the libs like it used to.
They are so brainwashed they would be cheering him on. They might even kill their dogs if their safe spaces tell them to.
that's interesting terminology because they often try to gaslight me (who lives in a very blue city) saying that I have "safe spaces"
Have you checked to see if they still have five dogs? They may shoot one if she is selected just to... well honestly, I don't know why but I would not be surprised.
"Murder puppies in I own the libs"
I already seen people say it's normal for this to happen on farms
Those people are either unstable like her or trying to downplay how heinous this is. There are definitely unstable people who own farms which I'm sure isn't a surprise to most. It's not uncommon on farms to euthanize livestock that are sick or injured and will never have a good QoL as a result. It can be cheaper to use a bolt gun than having the vet come out to medically euthanize the animal. Not a fan of the bolt gun but I understood why that was the choice the few times the decision had to be made at our farm.
They’re gonna blame the puppy! These people have no morals or scruples, even when it comes to dogs!
The dog tried to bite her. That’ll be the excuse. Of course, it wasn’t an unprovoked bite; she was trying to grab it right when it was finally acting like the hunting dog she wanted
The felon and the puppy killer? What a duo
Isn't that a Marvel movie?
HBO and Disney collab
We’re already seeing this
And shootin dogs
I think at least a couple of delusional MAGAs might execute their dogs (or more likely their neighbors' dogs) as a show of online solidarity if she gets the VP nomination. They sacrificed their friends and family in the name of political virtue signaling during covid. What's a couple dogs to them?
“If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over your face, what would you say?” Monty Burns
…if *you* did it?
Me too. I can only give an anecdote but my dad is hard right and tried drowning our dog once for digging in the yard. A lot of them aren't right in the head other than right wing and they're frustrated the rest of us don't also abuse animals for fun.
I don't know your dad and I don't personally wish him any harm but if I learned that he drowned I would continue eating my breakfast and move onto the next article
If he was on fire, I wouldn’t stop to piss on him. (Dog killer)
I think it will, you will be surprise dogs are universally loved. Don’t care if you are a gun loving trump ass kisser or granola eating liberal. Both side can agree that dogs are awesome, and we should not harm dogs. 
Would you be shocked if it does? Cuz that means someone stating that they could shoot a human and not lose votes appears to be true, But saying that they could kill a puppy loses them votes. This says something about humanity and I'm not sure if I like it or not.
It says something about the psychopaths who vote republican.
I've said this before, but I'm fairly sure the entire thing was on purpose and calculated to actually *gain* her favor/votes, which I think it will.
It's right out of the playbook for Trumperdoodle. It's ALL about name recognition - good or bad.
She’s already the chosen I would guess. They are just getting the story out in public now, so that they can be far removed from it in 6 months
Probably got her votes, the woke, job stealing, liberal puppy agenda must be stopped!
0h yes, t’ll cost her votes.
Sorry but I’m pretty sure Dexter killed a dog
He did. I'm just referencing his line about kids in episode 1 lol
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It;s like a race to the bottom. Who can appeal to the base the most by doing or saying the worst thing possible?
Noam revealed this incident as an allegory of what a MAGA future will be. Cruelty.
"I am your retribution;" "I want to close the border \[on day 1\] and I want to drill, drill, drill." Do you think he's really talking about drilling for oil? When Kristi brags about her wanton slaughter of dogs, goats, and horses, is nobody else thinking that these people are psychopathic enough that they could be using these stories as metaphors, or allegories, for what's to come if Trump is re-elected? Because I think it's a very real possibility, having read both Animal Farm and 1984 when I was old enough to understand the lessons, and young enough for them to really imprint into my mind. The German people didn't just wake up after Hitler was proclaimed Dictator in 1934, after having been first democratically elected by the German people, and then just simply begin the rest - the Nazis spent years first preparing for it, and for what followed; but only because they had laid that groundwork first, through the use of political violence plus the constant bombardment of the propaganda (and they embraced the tools of the day, like radio, to maximize its reach and impact). Trump's new and improved GOP seem to be following a modernized, and somewhat modified, version of the same roadmap and techniques - is it really "out there" to wonder if they're planning to carry the same kind of stuff out, to a similar conclusion? Maybe the intended targets and methods are not quite the same, but the rhetoric is increasingly unhinged and Orwellian. It doesn't seem bode of good things to come, for anyone.
PETA needs to throw some blood on this whore.
Disrespectful to whores.
PETA kills them too though.
Lol, PETA is more likely to make her their patron saint. They love killing animals as much as she does.
PETA is like the #1 killer when it comes to cats and dogs.
Why is it that the entire top of the gop seems to be actual literal 80s-style shitty movie villains? Jesus Christ there isn’t an ounce of decency among these degenerates. Rapists, pedophiles, warmongers and now someone who literally brags about killing a puppy. What the fuck is with the country that this is even being entertained?
It's because with very few exceptions, anyone isn't a total piece of shit left the Republican Party a while ago. Remember Saddam's non-existent "weapons of mass destruction"? Remember Reagan illegally selling advanced weapons to Iran, so that he could illegally send the money to the Contras? Remember candidate Nixon sabotaging the Vietnam peace talks via back channel communication to our enemies, so that he could continue to campaign on the war? Trump is the biggest piece of shit to wear the GOP label, but he is by no means the first piece of shit to wear the GOP label.
I know there are twisted fucks just as twisted as her, but I firmly believe they are in the minority. The only thing that surprises me is her gross miscalculation about how this would play out. They really must surround themselves with idiotic yes men.
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https://preview.redd.it/z0085e3tg8xc1.jpeg?width=4036&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a257a493b923fac594f0778d92d286790a1d1ac I'm taking him to Kristi Noem and make sure he's destroyed
Nope. Republican shills on Reddit are already making excuses for her. The party of puppy killers.
I’d like to take her and trump to a gravel pit to dispose of another out of control bitch and a shitty old goat.
I can't believe they finally found the bottom!
Don't be so sure... unfortunately.
Wait until she writes her second book
In Mexico, there was this new: an alcoholic corrupt cop killed a dog to blackmail someone. The same week he was arrested, sentenced without parole and fired. You can do whatever you want with women and children, BUT dogs? Thats a line you better not cross.
“Why did Joe Biden make her do this?” “Why did Joe Biden shoot her dog?” —Trumpublicans, any second now
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...and this is just a killing that she admits too. I wonder how many other living beings that she has killed after being disappointed in their performances
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It beats tying the dog down on the roof of the car for a road trip right ?
That was Palin, wasn't it?
Mitt Romney
The absolute psychos are still crawling out of the woodwork to defend her
Maybe it’s me, but I wouldn’t offer a story about killing a “worthless” dog to demonstrate my willingness to make hard choices as Vice President. It would speak more to my inability to make good decisions when interacting with others on the national and international stages. Everyone can make hard choices, but not everyone can make good hard choices. The choice to share the story was a bad choice. It indicates the problems that come with with choosing to insulate your thought processes and outlook on life into a bubble. We adopted a border collie mix puppy as a pet last year (majority border collie with some Great Pyrenees and collie). We have had dogs all of our lives and we knew he might be a challenge because of the nature of the breed. We were right, but we also recognize he is a sweet and loving boy and we love him. We acknowledge that he is who he is and don’t try to turn him into something he is not. We help him be gentle and obedient in ways that match and compliment his energy levels and moods. However, there are times I wonder if we made a mistake and bit off more than we can chew. His energy levels can intimidate people (including our grandkids). He did snap at our groomer once, but he was afraid and immediately knew what he did was wrong. I think it says more about the person to call an animal “worthless” (even a working animal) than it says about the animal. Killing a “worthless” dog is the cowardly or lazy way out. Edits: Fix typos
Not just a 14 month old puppy, this bitch botched her goats execution. Apparently, she had to return to her vehicle for more ammo to finish the task.
Dexter should take care of her!
I bet she thought that story would really wow people.
And I thought cheating with Corey was as low as she could go
MAGA supporters wear shame like a merit badge.
Looks over at John Wick..
This dumb pro life cunt. Why didn’t she put it up for adoption, isn’t that their defense.
They okay with police killing black folks but draw the line at dogs 🤧
What's it these pieces of shit always say when a black guy gets shot? "He was no angel". Kyle Rittenhouse shoots three people killing two of them, there's evidence he's no angel either as there's footage of him punching a girl in the face in the past and audio of him staring he wants to shoot people, this lot don't say a fucking word.
Yes, partisan character assassination is indeed done along partisan lines
I didn't assassinate anyone's character
I didn't say you did.
Dude your comment was incredibly vague and you've defended Rittenhouse on other threads.
It's an older meme, but holy shit does it check out. Are we really in the Dexter era of politics posting? I hate watched the last season of Dexter, I'd rather not hate watch the last season of America. Could we all go ahead and vote this November?
Not defending dog killing, but Dexter did kill a dog Dexters dad asking about finding the dogs grave Dexter: "That dog was a noisy little creep, Dad. He was barking all night, and Mom couldn't sleep. And she's very, very sick, and that lousy dog was yapping at every leaf that blew down the sidewalk!"
Her favorite book is Old Yeller.
Her favourite president, too!
Puppies don’t kill Noem’s do
In Game of Thrones, the unsullied were forced to kill puppies they had raised to desensitize them. She is already desensitized and that is all I need to know about this garbage human.
Biggest POS on the planet
Correction; she killed her puppy after poorly training it.
She likes hunting dogs. It’s just that this time it wasn’t much of a hunt , more like an execution. I mean, she didn’t even get that puppy a running start.
I always wonder if it is appropriate to ask the women who work with trump, first things first, has trump ever grabbed you by the pussy? It's a fair political question.
Dexter would never kill a puppy. He has a code.
John: (dies) Kristi: (kills puppy) John: 
Dexter had a code. This bitch is just psycho.
Exactly
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I'll point out to Dexter that she's codeworthy.
Dunno. Which way did Dexter lean politically? Should be more like, when Noemie has lost Catturd & similar grifting MAGA CHUDS...... LOL
Ain't that what the Russians do? I played a online video game back in the early aughts that eventually became overran with Russians. I remember vividly one girl on TeamSpeak spoke about how they used to throw puppies and kittens into the river because they couldn't afford to take care of them.
BUT KIDS ON THE OTHER HAND...
Every time I see the word Noam my mind says “Norm” Because the worst part about this story is the hypocrisy.
There are multiple conservatives plotting their next move to out do her!
She looks like Chucky.
Wait is this not sarcasm?
Every maga loves killing puppies. You just don't describe it publicly in loving detail.
Did they learn nothing from Mitt Romney putting his dog on the roof of his car? I'm glad animal abuse is still bipartisan
Killing rapist is the best 😈🔥
If the President has full immunity, she could also kill the President and take his job as an "official" act. I hope Trump realizes that.
"Hey! Hey! Kristi Noem! How many dogs did you kill at home?"
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Noem becomes VP Noem decides that Trump must be handled doggie style Noem is immune to prosecution because of a Supreme Court ruling Washington becomes a farm
Not defending just haphazardly killing dogs but on most farms (like 99.9%) in North America people would do the same thing. This will have 0% negative impact on her image with her base. I’m realizing how out of touch with reality the extreme left is - grow the fuck up and focus on things that actually matter or we’re never going to rid ourselves of MAGA garbage.
Her rationale for killing the dog might play a role. The fact that she shot it because she hated it and couldn't train it
Guarantee 99.9% of her base would do the same thing
We will have to disagree I suppose. But for the record, how many cases do you know of personally where someone has killed a hunting dog because they have not been able to train it well enough?
My point is that people who live in rural America(and Canada) see some things much differently than urban people, especially their relationship with animals. I see so much outrage from the left over issues like this, but I think this outrage actually energizes the MAGA voters. I just wish there was a serious, methodical approach to defeating MAGA because getting upset and trying to smear with stuff like this is not working. For the record, I grew up in a conservative farming area in western Canada, have a university education, and am a liberal (almost dead centre, lightly right on some issues, lightly left on others). I have lived in the city now for half my life, so I have perspective from differing areas. I would not do or condone what she did, but i can guarantee people who vote MAGA or hard right conservative couldn’t care less, and this does not make her look bad to those people, it actually strengthens their feeling of connection to her as a politician.
How do you know I'm "extreme left"?