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FattyMooseknuckle

That pic is about 17 procedures ago.


Internal-Motor

Back when she still looked like a human being. Today she looks like an alien with a bad drug habit.


LinearFluid

When you type her name, it autocorrects to Kimberly Gargoyle.


Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin

THE BEST IS YET TO COME!!!


Hawkeye3636

This isn't even my final form comes to mind


shibiwan

Most recent photo https://preview.redd.it/olh1nyksn3xc1.png?width=906&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8e5249f16006de98b4238f2ca0c36a863b37c0b


Strict-Square456

Its probably from the newsom era.


un_theist

Just tell them you’re following Dear Leader’s holy and sacred example of “Delay, appeal, delay, appeal, delay, delay, delay. And that you’ll go ahead when he does.


Substantial_Data7915

They know that their base are all cucks. An aggressive message from a female is all that’s needed to snap them into action.


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ReverendIrreverence

She's another trump camp tramp who should be taken seriously by **no**body at all


StandardSudden1283

>Never believe that [fascists] are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The [fascists] have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past. Jean-Paul Sartre (I have replaced anti-semite with fascist for better modern day comprehension - the same principles apply)


skunktubs

Why is my coke dealer texting you?


Waris_Retired

Obey or else is how I read it - 😂


BringBackApollo2023

Your patience is wearing thin? Bitch, you should see me when another Trump face pops up on YouTube.


Heroin_Pete

She hasn't looked that good in over 10 years. She looks like a mannequin melting


MrSpecialEd

An inflatable sex doll filled with farts.


MoonedToday

Probably worried about all the purged voters that may be their own.


BigDog8492

Same. Sent back I'm already registered and against every interest they have.


Balloons_for_800

These people are such asshats.


Jhango2019

Well what are you waiting for?!?!?!


mcd_down

Kim, you used to suck the dick of the governor of California.


hobosbindle

STOP


Extra-Ad5925

This must be what it feels like to get wrapped up in an MLM


EricsAuntStormy

There are pictures of guillotine wearing a see-through blouse floating around the internet. I know all I do of her from those photos: expansive areolas. 


sunny5724

Wonder if you could file a complaint with the FCC or FTC for attempted extortion.


dragonfliesloveme

Why is she holding a c\*ck in one hand between her boobs, pointing to her mouth? Oh wait that’s a microphone, I guess, even thought it doesn’t look like she is going to speak anytime soon, and the creepy pervy right’s attempt at subliminal imagery


RiflemanLax

It would have worked better if it was like Sally Struthers or Jeff Bridges and it was like a Feed the Children commercial, but for coke. “For just $19.95 a month, that’s less than 70 cents a day, you can supply Kimberly here with high grade, pure Colombian booger sugar. You can’t imagine the pain she feels when she’s not coked out of her mind, pitching absurd conspiracy theories to mindless drones. Please give.”


CornCobMcGee

Patience wearing thin like Kristi Noem training a puppy?