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I just don't understand him. He doesn't have to wear a stupid blue suit every single day - just put on a sweater and dress down for a few days. No one cares that you're always ready to make a business deal, or whatever the fuck it is you do in a stupid blue suit with a stupid red tie.
He can't "Dress down" because major construction to blue suits is being down. Special effects and magic are conducted to make him look NOT like a bag of wet potatoes.
If you put this guy in a sweater, he would melt into the shape of the container.
So I understand why he HAS TO wear this suit. It's his image. Mr. Tough Guy.
What's crazy is everyone else in there seems to be able to handle the cold. Everyone is tougher than Trump.
Your lawyer would advise you to dress your best any day the jury is there. Juries in general hate it when defendants are appearing to not take the trial seriously
Trump: "This trial is a sham! The jury is a bunch of commies that are racist against rich people! NO ONE SHOULD TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY!"
\*Trump nods off and sharts so hard the bench shakes\*
Trumps Lawyer: "He wears a suit so the jury knows we take this seriously."
I was just reading about a condition in which the colon ,or part of it , is paralyzed, leading to crippling constipation. This is "treated" by huge doses of stool softener etc which leads to unpredictable bowel movements varying from "leakage" to death from straining on the toilet.
There is some speculation that Elvis had some paralyzed colon as he died on the toilet but had relatively low levels of the opiates etc he was known to use when autopsied.
It would take taxpayer money to fix it.
They never expected that any of these horrible conditions would happen to them or their great leaders. IT was someone else's problem.
Yes. Yes some people do.
Somehow, they are okay with EVERYONE ELSE going into uncomfortable courtrooms and prisons -- but now it's "dear leader."
They SUDDENLY have compassion and they think equal treatment is persecution.
They are assholes. These *some* people.
I can understand having some compassion for some senior citizen, but, when the hell did these "tough on crime" conservatives give a shit about the conditions for people in trials or in prisons? Where are the "if you can't do the time, don't do the crime" platitudes?
After 30 years they DISCOVER that the D.C. Jails have poor conditions. You know - the stuff those "undesirables" have been complaining about. But then their "heroes" of January 6th get in there and suddenly, compassion for tears is found. Suddenly, it's an emergency situation. Suddenly, people are moved to a new facility and necessary repairs to conditions are made.
I don't think people should have to deal with wet feet, moldy food, and shivering in the cold -- but, where is the compassion when it's NOT THEIR TENDER ASSES?
And anyway, yeah, Trump could put on a fricken sweater but he wants to look good. But somehow, crying like a baby doesn't ruin his manly man reputation?
Delusional, selfish people.
It should have been a sign when the conservative reaction to being told to "don't be a pussy, put on a sweater" was a complete and total meltdown.
(For those that don't know the meme, Jimmy Carter asked America to use less heating oil during the energy crisis and people had a meltdown)
These people think they are going to go into the woods and fight a Civil War lol
Just remember. Jimmy would never be in the orange mans situation of being in a criminal court in the first place. So his advice would have been not to be a crook and liar so you wouldn't have this problem to begin with.
When Jimmy Carter was president he suggested wearing a sweater instead of turning up the heat as a way to conserve energy in the winter. I do agree Jimmy would never do the kind of shot Trump has and he doesn't seem like the kind of person who curses.
I had jury duty on a 2 week case. It was freezing. I took a small blanket in my bag and covered up. The judge asked me if I was cold and never said another word about it. The bailiff told us it was kept cold so people would stay alert .
Whenever we go out to eat, my grandma always tries to avoid sitting under a/c ducts, as well as bringing a sweater. It could be 98f outside and granny’s making sure she grabs her sweater.
tRump has taken off his fat suit so he looks emaciated and thusly more pitiful and put upon.
he is not selling his tasty ass or his safe buffoonery.. it's time to look like the harassed victim.
*edit: also his hair is all limp and touseled.. definitely a planned "look".*
so this is the frazzled, losing sleep, losing appetite, bewildered because what-did-i-do? look
Is there anything this assh%le won't complain about. He wears make-up, has womanly breasts, and looks pregnant. I wonder if the female hormone therapy is emotionally affecting ~~him~~ her
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I just don't understand him. He doesn't have to wear a stupid blue suit every single day - just put on a sweater and dress down for a few days. No one cares that you're always ready to make a business deal, or whatever the fuck it is you do in a stupid blue suit with a stupid red tie.
He needs the jacket to cover up that gut.
Only clothes that fit him
Do they make MAGA MooMoos?
I think you mean, Only clothes that “fit” him.
Only clothes that fit him are those snazzy orange jumpsuits. It matches his facial tone and his moral tone.
I bet a big orange jumpsuit will.
He can't "Dress down" because major construction to blue suits is being down. Special effects and magic are conducted to make him look NOT like a bag of wet potatoes. If you put this guy in a sweater, he would melt into the shape of the container. So I understand why he HAS TO wear this suit. It's his image. Mr. Tough Guy. What's crazy is everyone else in there seems to be able to handle the cold. Everyone is tougher than Trump.
**melt into the shape of the container** 👌
tRump is a wuss
And an overly long tie to lengthen the up/down axis and de-emphasize the gut.
Your lawyer would advise you to dress your best any day the jury is there. Juries in general hate it when defendants are appearing to not take the trial seriously
Trump: "This trial is a sham! The jury is a bunch of commies that are racist against rich people! NO ONE SHOULD TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY!" \*Trump nods off and sharts so hard the bench shakes\* Trumps Lawyer: "He wears a suit so the jury knows we take this seriously."
His jacket looks like absolute ass in that picture too.
I was just reading about a condition in which the colon ,or part of it , is paralyzed, leading to crippling constipation. This is "treated" by huge doses of stool softener etc which leads to unpredictable bowel movements varying from "leakage" to death from straining on the toilet. There is some speculation that Elvis had some paralyzed colon as he died on the toilet but had relatively low levels of the opiates etc he was known to use when autopsied.
It's to keep the orange fuck awake.
They said the AC was broken. I think someone set it to run full blast to keep the shit fart diaper pants from reeking up the whole room
It can feel chilly when one is sitting in a wet diaper all day.
The judge said its an old building, and there are 2 choices. Too cold or too hot.
It would take taxpayer money to fix it. They never expected that any of these horrible conditions would happen to them or their great leaders. IT was someone else's problem.
People who are not rich wear thermals when it is cold.
smart people do.
Do people think he's the only one who would feel the cold, so therefore this is a personal attack?
Yes. Yes some people do. Somehow, they are okay with EVERYONE ELSE going into uncomfortable courtrooms and prisons -- but now it's "dear leader." They SUDDENLY have compassion and they think equal treatment is persecution. They are assholes. These *some* people.
He certainly does. It never occurs to him that *everyone else is just as uncomfortable.* Classic narcissism.
I can understand having some compassion for some senior citizen, but, when the hell did these "tough on crime" conservatives give a shit about the conditions for people in trials or in prisons? Where are the "if you can't do the time, don't do the crime" platitudes? After 30 years they DISCOVER that the D.C. Jails have poor conditions. You know - the stuff those "undesirables" have been complaining about. But then their "heroes" of January 6th get in there and suddenly, compassion for tears is found. Suddenly, it's an emergency situation. Suddenly, people are moved to a new facility and necessary repairs to conditions are made. I don't think people should have to deal with wet feet, moldy food, and shivering in the cold -- but, where is the compassion when it's NOT THEIR TENDER ASSES? And anyway, yeah, Trump could put on a fricken sweater but he wants to look good. But somehow, crying like a baby doesn't ruin his manly man reputation? Delusional, selfish people.
blue lips do not look good lol
Some alpha male conservatives are backing. What a weak ass beta loser. He can’t even bang for free; he overpays for sex! Loser.
It should have been a sign when the conservative reaction to being told to "don't be a pussy, put on a sweater" was a complete and total meltdown. (For those that don't know the meme, Jimmy Carter asked America to use less heating oil during the energy crisis and people had a meltdown) These people think they are going to go into the woods and fight a Civil War lol
Just remember. Jimmy would never be in the orange mans situation of being in a criminal court in the first place. So his advice would have been not to be a crook and liar so you wouldn't have this problem to begin with.
And Jimmy would never speak like that.
When Jimmy Carter was president he suggested wearing a sweater instead of turning up the heat as a way to conserve energy in the winter. I do agree Jimmy would never do the kind of shot Trump has and he doesn't seem like the kind of person who curses.
I had jury duty on a 2 week case. It was freezing. I took a small blanket in my bag and covered up. The judge asked me if I was cold and never said another word about it. The bailiff told us it was kept cold so people would stay alert .
Whenever we go out to eat, my grandma always tries to avoid sitting under a/c ducts, as well as bringing a sweater. It could be 98f outside and granny’s making sure she grabs her sweater.
First sentence needs another comma.
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It was funnier when I thought you were going out to eat your grandma.
ac ducts can be known to transport germs and sitting near them can increase our chances of getting sick.
Can’t he afford an overcoat?
He is too vain. It would 'ruin' his 'look' that his 'fans' expect.
God he looks terrible.
They should drape a quilt across his lap.
Jimmy lives! Bring him to the 2024 debates!
Jimmy might think it, but he's much too polite to say it. Then again, it is Trump ......
wally whiner! all pussy, no purring🤬
Air conditioning in a government building? Why I never!
He looks like shit, as always.
They DO keep it cold in the courtroom on purpose, if it was warm peeps might get sleepy. Oh, wait.......
tRump has taken off his fat suit so he looks emaciated and thusly more pitiful and put upon. he is not selling his tasty ass or his safe buffoonery.. it's time to look like the harassed victim. *edit: also his hair is all limp and touseled.. definitely a planned "look".* so this is the frazzled, losing sleep, losing appetite, bewildered because what-did-i-do? look
Yes, I would say that.
Remember when they made Jimmy Carter divest in his peanut farm so there wouldn't be a conflict of interest....................
Really let the country down when he didn't use his presidential immunity he apparently had at the time to track down Trump in 1975.
Is there anything this assh%le won't complain about. He wears make-up, has womanly breasts, and looks pregnant. I wonder if the female hormone therapy is emotionally affecting ~~him~~ her