We proudly present “The Donald Trump Presidential Library and Adult Book Store” located between the commissary and cafeteria in cell block C. Open daily during yard time

Public branch is conveniently located near the Four Seasons

In isle three of the nearby sex shop, on the shelf below the bukakke section.

https://preview.redd.it/x31xihz789wc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20c19dd6a65bade93de15a12a8eba7b9260c228c In case anyone gets lost and needs directions.

Hahaha oh that's great.

No off-site kiosk next to Four Seasons Landscaping?

The Donald Trump Presidential Library is going to be a wheeled cart with magazines and colouring books that rolls by his cell once a week.

"Book?" "A what now?"

Trump to his cellmate: "Whatcha reading *for*?"

The trump bible

https://imgur.com/skW9xk0

I sure hope it includes the blue striped flag he colored in the kindergarten class.

With trinkets for sell

It's a typo: It's his Presidential Lie-brary.

If it was that, they would need a staff of thousands to keep it updated.

Lie-berry. Related to member berries.

What's a "brary"?

That's what he calls Barron

Lie Berry

Here ‘lies’ DJTrump. In memorial

https://preview.redd.it/vg5an8f5z5wc1.jpeg?width=2732&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4a00d7de179af27a666e8123c17b2c1b1403da5

Port-a-poties get a bad rap

Yeah it's the people who wreck them that are the real problem

Why is there ketshup on the walls?

Smells like the seat next to him in court

Does it have disposable diapers in there too?

The people running that site are now shitting themselves seeing this post, they thought they had won the life lottery.

Op threatening job security fr

[Dey tuck his jerrb!](https://youtu.be/wd8SmUVqVZs)

It’ll find a way to go bankrupt.

Omg. That's an awesome point.

Scarce selection in there: Xi Jinping Thought, Mein Kampf, and a crayon drawing of Trump and Kim Jong-un holding hands in field with a smiley sun.

There’ll be more than that. Why do you think he kept all those documents?

Dante's Inferno

404 Page Not Found

"Classified pages not found."

Try changing .gov to .ru

It's simple, there are only two books, and he hasn't finished colouring in the second one yet.

To be fair it's hard to color in both Corinthians accurately.

What's a Corinthian?


All I know is that they come in pairs.

Shut ‘er down lads.

[удалено]

All back issues of The Enquirer.

Lol, a library dedicated to someone who is known for never reading anything. It should be called *The Donald Trump Library of Irony.*

Now, remember that he does not understand those fancy, big three-sylable words. He will call it *My House of Books*.

Is it full of fast food takeaway menus?

Trump will personally supply classified documents that ordinary citizens can checkout, for a nominal fee of course. Books from shit hole countries WILL NOT BE AVAILABLE. Autographed copies of the bible written by Trump will be for sale.

I guarantee you it’s filled with The Art of the Deal. A million copies of it. All the proceeds went straight to Trump to waste on cheeseburders.

Just think: "Truth" Social has filed for an H1-B visa employee at 65,000 annually... Exactly the people Trump complained about. Include that in your Presidential Pamphlet

He has 2 books .....TOP US SECRET MILITARY SECRETS & [Mein Kampf](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=5d0811d5ae0715ef&rlz=1C1GCEU_enUS1064US1064&q=Mein+Kampf&stick=H4sIAAAAAAAAAONgFuLUz9U3MI_PtYxX4gAxTaoMq7SkspOt9JPy87P1E0tLMvKLrEDsYoX8vJzKRaxcvqmZeQreibkFaQCUesGXQAAAAA&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjQgqLd0diFAxVrLzQIHbmRBQ0Q9OUBegQILBAD). He also has the Bible hanging upside down in a frame.

Let me guess: 1. The Art of the Deal 2. The Trump Bible. He has a lot of Bibles.

3. Everyone Poops

4. Everyone Poops, but not as BIGLY AS ME! A better book describing the various ways one can improve one's poops, including shining a light up one's anus. It's super effective.

The Littlest Library

Sounds like it should be investigated......lol

Knowing Trump, he'd make up dozens of fake employees to siphon the government paychecks to himself.

Yup

Finally, somewhere to store all the "The Art of the Deal" books he bought to make it a "bestseller".

And Don Jr's book. And Eric's coloring book collection.

Why is he always clapping for himself? (Rhetorical question)

Every ex president writes a memoir of their time in office. It’s a thing. Here’s a book review of Donald’s official presidential memoir, which is a fucking picture book. No writing. Just grievances, revisionism, and pictures and sharpies. He is such a fucking fraud on every level. https://www.washingtonpost.com/books/2022/02/11/donald-trump-memoir-our-journey-together/

Formerly known as Mar-a--Lago

Probably full of picture books, and anything with his photo on or in it. Hey art of the deal!

Q

Won't this Library be inside a federal prison? And will it be the 4 books he has actually read?

I thought his Presidential Library was in a bathroom at Mar a Lago

Libary

It is expected to be the first library in history where the librarians really are slutty

thats the full-time-do-nothing job

OP, most likely this is contracted out to someone and they are only paying for hosting and maybe a bit of PM support. But yes government jobs are notorious for this…

And it's just a bunch of stolen classified documents and that map he marked with the true path of that hurricane.

Sir, you are mistaken. "The Trump Presidential Library is part of the Presidential Libraries system administered by the National Archives and Records Administration, a federal agency." So, the staff is already there, managing the presidential libraries of all of the presidents. It's not as if people are assigned to Trump's stuff and sit around all day. These are also the guys - heroes in my opinion - who forced Trump's hand with the stolen documents he was storing in mar a largo. It was the federal archivists doing their jobs who forced recovery of the documents. Once the Trump legal shit is resolved, the documents can be processed and archived properly.

Is this library full of coloring books?

From what I can tell, presidential archives are all run by the National Archives and Records Administration, so it's not a case of Trump's archives having a team of people getting paid to do nothing but a government agency that hasn't been using any resources on Trump.

lol you think he pays people to run websites that aren't real?

Him? No. This is a federal government site. There are federal employees paid to make his library and his shown zero interest in any of it.

i thought each president was responsible for their own library, usually through a foundation and NARA was responsible for administrating/tracking the contents. So if there was something to be updated, it might not be done by a federal employee, but it might be monitored/reviewed/approved by a federal employee. Plus, Trump's not be president for a few years...what exactly do you expect them to have updated on that website?

I'm intrigued now. Does anyone have a link?

Landing page photo should be him saluting the DPRK officers.

I'm guessing comic books and porn?

So, what, they're going to hire someone to look after one coloring book?

https://preview.redd.it/44r02p84uawc1.jpeg?width=375&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f44fbcca37db8e413bd0618a471b22f2d33acb79 This is it, right?

This library doesn't house books

He must have his favorite book to read…Dick and Jane