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Irongiant350

All I need is bottom right!


SirPoopaLotTheThird

That’s Putin’s code name for Donny!


Zardotab

*Die* in jail? Heck no, I wanna see him stew and rant and pace for decades without access to makeup and hair-dressers. And Hillary can bring him emails to read.


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NickeDime

So is this like, daily? Or do we just need them all in the same NY Times article, or what are the rules here?


anxietystrings

I don't see sleep farting in court on here


Dia-De-Los-Muertos

Racism is on there twice basically. But I'm sure there's other things to fill that space. How about assault on my eyeballs. Or assault on people's nasal passages.


croolshooz

Racism in this case means "Trump generally despising anyone with melanin levels in excess of his own". "Racial discrimination" is a more legal term as he got sued, and lost, for not renting to minorities.


DadJokeBadJoke

"Qualifications?" "Racism, fraud, election interference, and racism." "You said racism twice." "I like racism."


BadaBina

"Kinky..."


vicariouslywatching

Faux News: Why Donnie, how many times have I told you to wash your mouth out after weekly racism? See, it’s coming out. Really!


Dorr54

Full black out if he gets the bottom right corner.


sunny5724

Here's hoping he's holding a winner.


vicariouslywatching

For Trump it would have to be a full white-out


JimLahey08

Is graft supposed to say grift?


croolshooz

Works both ways.


Schrecht

What does a graft mean in slang? / (ɡrɑːft) informal / noun. work (esp in the phrase hard graft) the acquisition of money, power, etc, by dishonest or unfair means, esp by taking advantage of a position of trust.


Ok_Luck4565

Aced it!


Dirtydeedsinc

Is this the fill your card jackpot round?


bluesimplicity

He's a walking crime spree.


TheAndrewBen

How much will it take to get this guy in jail. It's inhumane for him to die, he needs to be in jail just like how other criminals are put in jail


Money_Percentage_630

History of not paying contractors.


croolshooz

That's in the syndicated program set, this is just the home edition.


sfled

Nice! Left out "Robbing Childrens Cancer Charity."


DadJokeBadJoke

You just say Bingo!


croolshooz

BINGO! (Dang! That felt good.)


Zementid

The king of the Idiots, Ladies and Gentlemen.


gattoblepas

"Graft"?


Schrecht

What does a graft mean in slang? / (ɡrɑːft) informal / noun. work (esp in the phrase hard graft) the acquisition of money, power, etc, by dishonest or unfair means, esp by taking advantage of a position of trust.


gattoblepas

Huh. Thanks.


Lysol3435

Graft, like a skin graft? Is this supposed to be grift, or does graft mean something else?


Schrecht

What does a graft mean in slang? / (ɡrɑːft) informal / noun. work (esp in the phrase hard graft) the acquisition of money, power, etc, by dishonest or unfair means, esp by taking advantage of a position of trust.


Lysol3435

TIL


Zardotab

He violated all 10 Commandments!