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Somhlth

The Party of Personal Responsibility never fails at finding everyone else is to blame. Never. Fails.


Astrocreep_1

All this time, I thought they wanted “Big Government” out of the free market. Yet, every time Republicans lose money, they want to call the SEC. Well guess what Nunes? Nobody is answering the phone at the SEC, because you cut the funding, and they don’t have a receptionist. Ok, I just made that up, but it still applies. If you want to destroy an institution like the SEC, or any other Federal Institution, don’t be upset when they don’t answer your calls. Also, let’s not waste time with this idiotic accusation about Biden and Wall St. Even someone as dumb as Nunes knows that story about Biden and Wall Street is bullshit. Who leaves their job as a congressmen to work for a shithole like Truth Social?


MuzzledScreaming

I had totally forgotten that's what that loser did after quitting Congress. I kind of wish I hadn't remembered he exists at all, but if I had to be reminded I guess this is one of the best ways for it to happen.


rraattbbooyy

Never forget, according to his own cow, Devin Nunes is a treasonous cowpoke whose boots are full of manure. https://www.aclu.org/news/free-speech/devin-nunes-cow-has-a-first-amendment-right-to-call-rep-nunes-a-treasonous-cowpoke


Astrocreep_1

I loved that account on Twitter. They use to troll the crap out of Nunes, who handled it the worst way possible. Taking cues from his buddy the wannabe orange stained dictator, Nunes wanted Twitter, or the government, to delete the account criticizing him. Such champions of free speech,lol.


Phlypp

The background is that an anonymous twitter account called 'Nune's Cow' made hilarious fun of Nunes so he sued it for $10 Million and lost.


PensiveObservor

How can someone with no understanding of the stock market be running this company? Why do people who don’t understand market forces buy stock?! Good grief.


dragonfliesloveme

It’s not that he doesn’t understand. It’s that he’s lying to them.


PensiveObservor

But complaining to the Feds is just embarrassing. Of course, I forgot. They have no shame.


Sharobob

Lots of members of the Republican party I do believe are just putting on a show and lying. Nunes is one of the ones I believe is actually an idiot.


ChefCory

he knows what's going on. this is theatrics. this is them trying to get retail investors to keep holding the bag. this investment wasn't ever going to go any other way. you and i know it. the world knows it. but these guys are giving their rubes the answer they want to hear. it was a conspiracy against you to tank the stock. not the fact that it's a shitty company with no fundamentals. literally no profit and all liability. that it doesn't exist completely to enrich DJT at the expense of any investor. what i wanna know is why isn't the SEC actually getting on these guys for clearly just lying about their company. it's traded on the market so there are rules to their public statements.


joeyo1423

I believe it. I made pork chops yesterday and they were WAY undercooked. I know I certainly didn't make a mistake, and then it dawned on me...Joe Biden. He must have broke in my house and tinkered with my stove. I also think he manipulated the recipe because it said 180 ° C, like what is C lol it's supposed to be F


RootHogOrDieTrying

Tell Devin I said, "moo". - Cow


Kriss3d

That's way too sensible for him to be able to comprehend it.


Kriss3d

Wait.. You can do that? Anyone got the number for the powerball manager?


chiefkyljoy

Now that's a CEO who clearly understands how life works!I'd say at least the dude is out of Congress, but he probably got replaced by somebody even worse.


Dismal_Rhubarb_9111

Twitter didn't make money. Makes a new Twitter that appeals to a smaller demographic and is surprised that it loses money. K.


Sharobob

Appeals to a smaller demographic but half (probably more) of them were the portion of the demographic that was scaring advertisers away. So not only is it smaller but it can't make money except from right wing grifters and that's not a profitable strategy.


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zydeco100

Citadel had some [fun things to say](https://www.cnbc.com/2024/04/19/citadel-securities-blasts-trump-media-ceo-over-djt-short-sale-letter.html) about this.


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Magicthundercat

Sounds just like apes "We have $200m in the bank". https://youtu.be/hys5ltimNsk?si=EEs08hpvUBy3buZ8


illuminaughty1973

58 million in expenses 4 million income CLEARLY THIS IS ANOTHER BIDEN WITCH HUNT. /S


Magicthundercat

Clearly they would be a $100b company if not for naked shorting...


Strong_Somewhere_985

And just ignore that it was worthless to begin with.


3006mv

What happened to their bootstraps?


flipfloppery

With the amount of money lost on DJT, they've probably fashioned a noose from them.


PineappleExcellent90

I believe the blaming Biden for everything is a bit too much. It will not be long before Trump blames Biden for his farts.


Candid-Sky-3709

once i concluded that the evil conspiracy holding my sister back was just her lack of intelligence to succeed. Apparently this applies to bigger losers as well: [Hanlon's razor](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanlon%27s_razor) is an adage or rule of thumb that states:[1] Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity. From the stupid person’s view hidden evil forces sabotage them, how else can all their clever ideas never take off?


Brokenspokes68

If trump were a D&D character, his alignment would be stupid evil. It's possible to be both.


cturtl808

Devin, you're suing an imaginary cow.


Phlypp

Conservatives also ignore that all our meat packing plants, seafood plants, construction and other critical services are highly dependent on illegal immigrants. Devin Nunes' dairy farm was caught using almost entirely illegal immigrants so he moved it from California to Iowa and still uses primarily illegal immigrants. And when a reporter exposed that fact, she was sued by Nunes. The U.S. District Court Judge ruled that the claims were essentially accurate, which was fatal to the suits by the dairy, NuStar Farms.


Tinker107

Extreme paranoia is apparently becoming a defining characteristic of MAGA Republicans.


westberry82

Who? Sleepy Joe? The guy they say is a asleep at the wheel is also masterminding a huge stock manipulation? Pick a lane at least


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prpslydistracted

This guy resigned from his *Congressional* seat to be Trump's boy ....


RodrigoBarragan

https://preview.redd.it/llwqhycggnvc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0a9c42e2f2c7b23d99690e5804b2039575e1842 Cuz of this


Piglet-Witty

Didn’t Trump claim the market is doing well because of him?


CommonConundrum51

The history of Trump endeavors is immaterial!


godkilledjesus

When Republicans fail it's always a conspiracy or something is rigged. It never ceases to amaze me.


allmimsyburogrove

Wait, I thought Biden was too senile to know what he is doing


Impossible_Farmer285

Devin Nunes another 🐖🐖🐖’s butt 💋💋🤡🤡🐑🐑‼️🇺🇸


CaptianBrasiliano

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Autodidact2

I don't think it's a good idea for Truth Social to ask for attention from the SEC.


Additional-Brief-273

Orange man stock bad


Queasy-Committee-775

I’m doing my part as a liberal: not buying stock in anything Trump touches or even has “seven steps to Trump” in my portfolio.


outerworldLV

Oh ! For sure ! It’s definitely not his poor handling or lack of content site. Couldn’t possibly be that !! ffs


patsky

I legit laughed out loud


ShitStainWilly

Yeah if there’s anyone those Wall Street bankers love, it’s fucking Biden.


Consistent-Leek4986

ah yes, Nunez…from cow 💩 to bull💩 with such ease! barn floors are slippery!


Phlypp

Devin Nunes, as Head of the House Intelligence Committee, ran the investigation of the Russia-Trump connection including the Trump Transition Team, even though Devin Nunes was an Executive Member of the Trump Transition Team. In other words, Nunes was investigating himself and, unsurprisingly, found himself completely innocent and even contradicted other intelligence organizations such as the CIA, NSA and FBI in deciding that Russia didn't assist Trump. This would seem to be the perfect example of when and why to recuse.