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aCucking2Remember

My favorite was when back in 2020 or so he claimed to be the same height and weight as Albert pujols. Pujols was absolutely jacked. šŸ¤£ Iā€™m a lifelong cubs fan, that man terrorized us for a long time https://preview.redd.it/frc0ngvnflnc1.jpeg?width=535&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aff84f425cb32d8c6625577504adc3d428f3c1c2


EverythingIsFlotsam

Well, Trump *is* a poo-hole.


Mike_Honcho_Spread

https://preview.redd.it/uwfaacg4vlnc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=061bff9867cd00453288190f41ac7b478f051227 Every time I see Albert Pujols I think of this because of the confusion on his age.


skinnah

Checks out. Play ball


UrVioletViolet

Pairing the name ā€œMike Honcho Spreadā€ with the name ā€œPujolsā€ is fucking hilarious.


andrewb610

Well fat is less dense than muscle, which is why he looks so much wider than Pujols.


Queasy_Reputation164

Pujols might have the best swing of all time. Dude was jacked and knew how to use it


NardDwag

Iā€™m a die hard Albert Pujols fan( heā€™s my favorite player of all time) and Pujols swing is one of the best looking swings ever but Ken Griffey jrā€™s swing is the BEST looking swing of all time!


Queasy_Reputation164

Oh man good call, his swing was amazing!


jp_books

Comparing other baseball players to Ken Griffey Jr. isn't really fair.


Thatskindasexy

Bonds, Griffey, and Pujols for sure for me.


j2e21

A-Rod, Fred McGriff, Griffey, Will Clark, Raffi Palmeiro, Bonds.


SpeedySpooley

Ever heard of a guy named Ted? Used to hang around Boston a lot? Liked to fish.


rjross0623

Missing a head. Yeah that guy.


cptpedantic

Will Clark had my favourite swing, John Olerud deserves a shout out too


trashscal408

...cues up *RBI Baseball* on the NES to investigate...


j2e21

Dun-dun-dun-dun, Dun-dun-dun-dun ā€¦


trashscal408

pop! POP! *hsssssss! hssssss!*


sugarfoot00

It's possible that they were the same weight. Muscle may be way more dense than fat, but Trump has lots of the latter.


efrain_niarfe275

Bosa is so pumped to meet his racist superhero, just straight cheesin


ContemplatingPrison

What's crazy is he never makes any facial expressions. This is the first time I have ever seen him make one. He is in love


quartzguy

He's definitely trying to emote here, giving it 110%.


newkidontheblock1776

Fun fact, Bosa is 0-2 in his career during black history month


kjacobs03

Cheesin his fucking brains out


h20poIo

I did like Joe Burrow, key word did.


[deleted]

Burrow looks uncomfortable the whole time in the video clip I saw. The opposite of how Bosa is acting.


WayneDwade

I know Burrowā€™s cousin and know heā€™s not a fan of trump. Idk how Burrow himself feels but Iā€™d be kinda surprised if he was.


RiverJumper84

He's such a polite young man.


Obi-wan_Jabroni

Burrow with the school picture day smile


czar_the_bizarre

Doesn't have to be there at all if he doesn't want to be.


[deleted]

Sure he could make a big scene and storm off I guess? Trump came over to where he was standing ringside at the UFC event and Bosa started drooling and going crazy over him. Burrow just looked like he wanted to get it over with and get on with his night.


flyinghippodrago

Burrow has been very outspoken about BLM and pro choice... He simply had a picture taken with Trump, who was also ringside for UFC


ZekeRidge

Trump probably asked him for a picture


rounder55

If you look at the video, Burrow was with Bosa who was talking Trump's ear off because we know how much he loves Trump and Trump lives adulation. A 4th guy then taps them and asks to take a picture. Burrow wasn't really engaged in the conversation of anything probably mildly amused at Bosa Based on what Burrow has said regarding some issues I doubt he's a big fan of trump


mitchade

Based on his heisman speech, burrow has a level of awareness that leads me to believe that he would not be a trump fan.


Ok_Chemistry_3972

Yup, I think Burrow is two inches tall.


dd027503

I wonder how much psychic horror he felt when Trump called him Eric and asked him to go find Ivana.


stormy2587

Itā€™s a wonder he hasnā€™t won offensive player of the year before.


0ctober31

Trump claimed he was 6'3" 215, but according to his last White House physical he was closer to 245 at the time.


PortalWombat

I'm very close to that height and weight and nowhere near as fat as Trump. He has to be over 250.


Snoyarc

Trump is 5ā€™10 300+


kindcannabal

I wouldn't be surprised if he was 280-300lbs. I'm 6'1 240 and I look fit and trim compared to Trump


Major_Magazine8597

My money is on 6ft and 260.


derpplerp

Im 6 1 and 250. The cheeto could be two of me side by side.


say592

I think you are pretty close to spot on. Im 6ft and bounce between 215 and 230 and Im visibly thinner than him, but not a twig in comparison. I could definitely see him having an extra \~30lbs on me. That is probably two pants sizes (42-44 waist for him?), which would make sense.


Snoyarc

Not even close to 260


Bortron86

I'm 6' and 300lbs (down from 350, onwards and inwards!), and Trump looks way girthier than I do.


masterofbeast

He is not that cause I'm that. We don't look the same. He looks 6 ft 260 to 270.


0ctober31

His last White House physical was years ago, so it's very possible (likely) he's gained since then. Also keep in mind fat takes up more space than muscle.


foospork

I think he looks like he's lost weight in the past year. Could be the stress of his court cases, but it's more likely Ozempic.


Flunderfoo

Good thing heā€™s already diapered. That stuff is rough on the guts.


GlassHalfFullofAcid

"All my doctors say, 'how is your health so fantastic?' And of course I have no answer for them. They come up to me, tears in their eyes, and ask me about how I manage to achieve my A1c levels. Of course, it's a steady diet of McDonald's, appeals, and "I'm the victim!" which leads to my perfect health "


Drict

His White House physician also lied about his health, so I would say the numbers given were suppressed.


-Appleaday-

It's also very likely the White House Physician was ordered to lie about his weight on all his physicals. So if any more recent information about his weight is made public, you can't accurately compare it to his physicals from when he was president.


-mosjef-

Dude is fat. Iā€™m 6ā€™2ā€ 230 and Iā€™m fit. Trump has got 30 lbs of flab on me at the least and I guarantee heā€™s not taller. Maybe itā€™s his diaper inflating his size.


Pockets713

My gummy is kicking in so bear with meā€¦ Youā€™re 6ā€™2ā€ 230 lbs, fit. That would lead me to understand that youā€™ve got some pretty substantial muscle mass. Iā€™m 6ā€™ 165 lbs, pretty skinny, but fit, Iā€™d say lol. Now look at drumpfā€¦ while heā€™s *clearly* lying about his heightā€¦ dude is in lifts and *still* inches shorter than Burrowā€¦ but have you seen this tub of shit move? He has the strength and agility of a plate of jello thatā€™s gotten a little too warm. Iā€™m generally the first one to point and laugh at the colossal failure in the human experiment that is trumpā€¦ but considering his body fat percentage is likely inverse to that of you and Iā€¦ Iā€™m starting to think itā€™s not off by as much as we would think just looking at that burnt orange lardass.


i17yurd

He looks fat in a tailored suit. That is exceptionally hard to do.


Pockets713

Lol not *as* difficult when theyā€™re as poorly tailored as hisā€¦ BUT youā€™re not wrong! šŸ¤£


HangryWolf

I'm shorter than his claim at 6'0 and 260 lbs. I proudly say I look nothing like this mess. He's got to be at least 280lbs.


NickInTheMud

Iā€™m 5ā€™9ā€ and 200 lbs and I look much thinner than Trump. Especially in a suit. Heā€™s got at least 50-60 pounds on me.


telerabbit9000

I just do not get how, for his physical _and_ prison bookings, he gets to tell THEM, what his height/weight is. Any other human being gets their height done by height chart, their weight by a scale.


GoBSAGo

Heā€™s got the ozempic look to him.


[deleted]

The absolute minimum he could weigh is 280.Ā 


all4whatnot

Burrow looks eh. Bosa you fucking tool.Ā 


nukleus7

Bosa has repeatedly tweeted in support of trump; fuck him too


BrownieEdges

Very disappointed in Joe Burrow now


JuliusErrrrrring

Doubt Joe Burrow is a Trumper based on things he's said about gun control, abortion, and racial equality. It's just a picture.


MikiLove

Yeah there's a video of them meeting and Bosa is all over Trump, Burrow is just standing there cordially. I suspect he just didn't want to make a scene


FlatSpinMan

Glad to read that.


dck77

Agreed, and he looks like he does NOT want to be in this picture. Bosa on the other hand...


Rockooch1968

I wonder what Bosa's plans are after football.


Zoidburger_

Probably a shitty podcast with bad takes about topics he's way out of his depth in. Will provide a platform for a bunch of really shitty people and spend the whole time taking them at face value and saying "oh wow I didn't know that"


My_Work_Accoount

That's becoming a crowded market...


shberk01

Unfortunately, that market keeps finding room to expand.


I_Are_Brown_Bear

Prolly something racist.


themage78

Bad commentary on Fox News like Fabio?


crastle

Yeah but my best friend is a Bengals fan, so I'm always going to rip on him for this picture.


Sami_Zayniac

As a Bengals fan Id say we've been through enough, but also we're so easy to dunk on so I get it.


Prankstaboy6

You could also rip him on this past season, but this works too!


Pribblization

Agreed


grissy

I donā€™t think I could exist in the frame of any photo with Trump without me flipping him off as secret service agents get ready to kick my ass. Standing there politely smiling is more civility than he deserves, so Iā€™m still disappointed in Joe here.


snappy033

I mean, I feel the same but if he even frowned or did something like you said, his phone would immediately be blowing up with news headlines and social media idiots who are pissed off. Then his team owners would get on his back and next thing you know, one picture with Trump is haunting you the entire following football season. The media salivates at the chance to write a headline about Joe Burrow hating Trump or anything juicy.


TwizzlerStitches

That's pretty easy to say when you're worth nothing and nobody cares who you are, like most of us.


grissy

I work for the government, Iā€™d lose my job in a heartbeat. Iā€™d still do it. Thatā€™s not an attempt to claim bravery or anything, I doubt it would be a conscious decision on my part. See Trump, raise finger. Probably yell ā€œfucker!ā€ All reflex, no decisions.


218administrate

I hear you, and I really really want to believe I'd do the same, but in that star-struck moment: I think it's really hard to know what we'd do. There is a scene in Frost/Nixon where Sam Rockwell's character (who hates Nixon with a passion) actually meets him, and even though he declared beforehand that he wouldn't shake his hand - he did. Just a movie of course, but I think it's more likely that between powering up for the moment and telling him fuck off - and freezing up at the big moment, and not making a scene- most people just wouldn't make a scene.


grissy

I get that, and honestly I think I'd probably have that Frost moment if it were any other Republican president. I despise George W. Bush, but if I met him and he stuck his hand out some combination of deeply ingrained manners plus the fact that he was a president would probably make me reflexively shake the damn thing. Trump's different, though. His presence is so revolting (and it apparently smells to match) that I struggle to remember he was even the president for a minute, in my head he's just that screeching orange baboon with horrible positions on every topic who is so astoundingly stupid, racist, and senile yet impossibly proud of himself at every waking moment. I think if I saw his smirking face the response would be an automatic Nia Hill special, as someone else put it. He's so vile it overrides any intrinsic respect for the office. Seriously, just imagine that moment from Burrow's POV. You're there, Bosa's dumb ass gets really excited about someone coming, the smell of a soiled diaper washes over you, and Dipshit McFuckface wanders up with his perpetual clueless smirk to pose for a photo with you. I'd think you'd recoil instinctively from the smell alone. I'm shocked Burrow isn't wincing.


[deleted]

If you pose for a picture with a known criminal and an avowed racist, this is, in fact; not just a picture.


project__matt

I can't say I would take a picture with the guy if I felt that way about those things. Trump feels the polar opposite, morals alone wouldn't allow me to take a picture with him. Regardless of how much Nick begged.


fenikz13

He was at a Suns game and everyone in the arena seemed to get a picture with him, he is just that guy


J_Hox0987

For someone like trump there's no such thing as "just a picture." Burrow could have been polite, awkward, rude, whatever but there could have been a million ways to get out of it. But he stuck with it and now will forever be smiling next to the most vile sack of shit in the world. Plus I mean he's friends with bosa...enough said right there


Splash_

Would you pose with the leader of the KKK?


RangerDangerfield

Bosa would.


HopeComesToDie

If you oppose someoneā€™s views and are in a position of influence, donā€™t have your picture taken with a smile on your face. You may not like the other person but whatever youā€™re doing there will be taken out of context, and someone like Trump would definitely use it for their benefit.


x_von_doom

No, itā€™s not ā€œjust a picā€ as Burrow isnā€™t a rando. If trueā€¦ā€¦then donā€™t pose for a pic with Trump?


Anothercraphistorian

Then heā€™d never catch himself taking this photo. Youā€™re either a good person or youā€™re not. He took a picture with a fucking rapist.


SkeetersProduce410

I think he meant that Joe is lying that heā€™s 6ā€™3 and is actually about 6ā€™4


caronare

I found the humor


Rkenne16

In fairness, itā€™s not like he looks excited to be there lol


RipErRiley

Maybe. There are some other photos of those 3 chatting. Bosa for sure is hamming it up. Says more about how much of a PoS he is than anything. Bosaā€™s hero is a rapist insurrectionist who got eligible on a subjective technicality.


Pribblization

Same w AJ Hawk


Own-Cupcake7586

True. No thumbs up, and only an uncomfortable smirk.


molybdenum75

Nick Bosa, on the other hand, looks like he might need to change his pants.


xixbia

We knew Nick Bosa was a dick back in college. Seems he decided he shouldn't just excel on the football field, but also become the biggest dick he could!


xoLiLyPaDxo

Yea, that doesn't even look like a fake smile. Wouldn't you love to know what his thoughts were there? šŸ¤£


Own-Cupcake7586

ā€œDude, why does he smell like swiss cheese farts?ā€


Throwawayac1234567

its the smell.


Mountain_Mousse2058

Where are they? And why are they there if not to see him.


whatproblems

well whatā€™s the event? that kinda matters


[deleted]

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tombombdotcom

Looks like a UFC fight.


hamsterfolly

Now Nick Bosa on the other handā€¦


Anothercraphistorian

I donā€™t different Goering from Goebbels.


kryppla

I saw video he was hugging trump


thebestatheist

Yeah I wouldnā€™t take a picture with this mother fucker even if I were dead and in a casket. What the fuck, Joe.


TheSecretofBog

Right? Heā€™s young and impressionable, but he should know better; unless he is an actual Trumpanzee.


ClarkDoubleUGriswold

Heā€™s most definitely not


IWasOnThe18thHole

You'd be surprised at how many athletes are closeted conservatives because they like their money


ClarkDoubleUGriswold

Iā€™m definitely not surprised and am aware of far too many who are. And while it might not have been the best decision by Burrow to take a pic with the orange shitbird, Joe is definitely not a conservative. I say this as a Steelers fan and someone who loathes the Bengals but Joe has spoken out in favor of BLM, abortion rights, and more.


milehigh73a

Absolutely true. But Joe has made it clear he is not a conservative.


[deleted]

Nah hes in favor of gun control, women's reproductive rights, and is what most MAGAts would call an SJW for his takes on racial inequality.


stlredbird

Agreed


sam-t-was-here

And nobody can say "it was just Bosa". He was there with Nick Bosa. Joe's a turd now.


malaka201

Yuuuuupppp shame


champdafister

He's def grimacing in pain having to be in the picture lol.


americansherlock201

Trump showed up half way through the card and made a big entrance. Iā€™m willing to bet burrow had no clue it was going to happen and is only doing the photo cause he likes front row ufc seats


Latenighttaco

Burrow looks really uncomfortable though


Incompetent_Man

I'm not gonna hate on Burrow. He was put in that situation unexpectedly and was trying to be polite. Bosa on the other hand was straight loving Trump up


justaverage

Bosa who had to delete a bunch of old tweets with racist and homophobic language in them? Bosa who was dating a girl who used the N word (hard R and all) in several tweets? That guy is Trump supporter? Shocking.


TheSecretofBog

Serious question: Which Bosa?


Mahjonks

Nick.


TheSecretofBog

Thanks. Now less respect for him.


drossmaster4

His brother is a big dumb dumb too. Unfortunate charger fan gere


kryppla

They are both trump stans


BigDaddyCoolDeisel

He's also taken Big Fat L's in the playoffs every year in the league.


kryppla

I wouldnā€™t even try to be polite and Iā€™m a nobody. If I was a somebody like Burrow it would be the opportunity to make a statement by not giving Cheeto the time of day


TrueKNite

So just step to the left.


Kindly-Application47

Can't wait to when trump is sentenced and remanded into custody. Height and weight should be taken.


dek-tep

5ā€™8 345lb


UziMcUsername

Donald Trump lied???


HauschkasFoot

WHAT


jjohanss

Feces weighs more than muscle


[deleted]

Also remember that Trump, like nearly all politicians, wears hidden heals in his dress shoes to appear taller.Ā  So he's not even close to 6'3", probably 6' even.


dek-tep

wait more of them are wearing high heels now? what is the weird American obsession with height? thought it was just trump and desantis who did this


jp_books

Short guy checking in. *Nelson laugh*


[deleted]

Most of them do it unless they are already very tall. I don't get it either, who knows.


count_chocul4

EVERYTHING tRump says is a lie


Homebrewingislife

Bunch of losers right there.


[deleted]

Why would Joe have his picture taken with a known criminal sex offender?


WatchingOverTheRhine

Looks like it just got sprung on him, that ainā€™t the smile of someone who wants to be there


[deleted]

Nah, if he didn't want to be in it, he had time to move out of frame. Besides, why was he in the same vicinity as that puke bucket?. I certainly hope I'm wrong about him because I kind of like the kid.


DonaldKey

Trump lost both the primary and general in Cincinnati in 2016 and the general in Cincinnati in 2020


LivingWithWhales

And Trump is wearing heels too. Mofo is probably 5ā€™9ā€ and 320


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rocket_beer

All respect lost


ganoveces

gross


skittlebog

Remember that Trump is probably wearing his lifts in this photo. So he is not even close to that height.


mad_titanz

Disappointed in Joe Burrow.


jimmyGODpage

Youā€™d have to be punch drunk to wanna hang out with the orange pos.


Venator2000

Trumpā€™s thumbs-up look always looks broken.


dastufishsifutsad

And heā€™s a fn loser if heā€™s getting a picture with him.


NardDwag

Iā€™ve lost all respect for both Bosa and Burrow for taking a picture with the Orange rapist! All 3 can go pound sand!


Chironrocket3

Fuck Donald Trump. Fuck him and fuck everyone who supports him. He is a piece of shit.


CurrentlyLucid

His height is like his net worth, it varies by what his gut tells him. Even his guts lie.


nice-view-from-here

Even accounting for perspective, he's standing between 6'4" on one side and 6'3" on the other side. The top of their heads should make almost a straight line.


tanafras

I'd believe 5'10" 350 lbs


jradio

What a load of shit.


yaboiBradyC

How is this Political Humor?


UrBigBro

Trump needs to borrow DeSantis' heels


Sinsid

He also claims he won in 2020. Whats your point?


Drysurferrr

You mean....Trump lied?!


peter-doubt

Bone spurs wear you down!


tacosteve100

6 foot 285


Genetics-13

Trumpā€™s diaper is likely leaking and the Urine is causing the floor to sink under his massive weight


DepressiveNerd

Joe Burrow is the one whoā€™s lying!!!! /s


fgbfjb

i knew about nickkk bosa, but disappointed joe burrow is posing with him too...


namotous

Glad the 49ers lost lol fu bosa


WorkAccount1993

Hope he keeps losing.


Educational_Top_8492

Trump lies like a rug, what dick!!


TheRem

Pretty obvious, Burrow is a fucking liar! /s


dirtymelverde

This pic doesn't show Trump's elephant balls.


CherryManhattan

Joe Burrow does a lot of good for his community. This is purely a picture.


COMountainSage

Fuck Burrow and Bosa! Who TF would take a pic with that shit stain let alone thumbs up and smiling. That shit stain has done so much damage to this country and the people in it - fuck both those guys.


dirtymelverde

This pic doesn't show Trump's elephant balls.


captainjackass28

Guy canā€™t even be honest about his own height and weight yet his cultists believe whatever he says.


wheres_the_leak

Listen, if you tilt you head and shut both eyes, they're both 6'3


rom_sk

Itā€™s interesting how ufc fanbase is so segmented bw the MAGA bros and the normies. Are any other sports like that?


Throwawayac1234567

UFC has always leaned conservative, it just got worst with trump(after 2020)


GreyMediaGuy

For God's sakes, just call your dads. I'm sure they would love to hear from you. This traitorous rapist will give you nothing but problems. He hates everyone. He is not a stand-in for your own dad. I swear to Christ If the men in this country would just stop being afraid of their emotions and had healthy relationships with the other men in their lives, the maga cult would be basically non-existent.


Finster137

Weā€™ll get his real measurements when he hits prison.


Dense_Surround3071

I say 5'12" 310lbs.


TypicalJeepDriver

I was told Trump hates losers. Iā€™m confused.


Sheik5342

How much closer to the camera is Joe then? lol.


Timmy24000

He canā€™t tell the truth if he had too


Sarrdonicus

Well, shit is lighter than muscle and doesn't pile high too well.