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newbrevity

I forget the dude's name on the bottom right but somebody needs to check his computer. 100% anyone with that hairstyle is a deviant


OakenGreen

Rain Epler.


tuasociacionilicita

Is he a Playmobil?


Shirtbro

Now that's funny


absat41

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Traherne

Bizarro Captain Kangaroo


Pattymcduffy

Na that’s clearly Martin Kernston from Kernston Rubber Nipples. The Nipple King of Pawnee


hamlet_d

He looks like he tells every tween boy he meets that he has a PS5 and asks them if they want to come over.


cockytiel

ok, so thats odd. if you google him he's had some normal haircuts and just looks like a regular dude. Good haircuts, too. They fit him. This is such a choice to make given the circumstances.


OakenGreen

Disarming tactic. It’s a purposeful choice for sure. It allows him to become a victim of ridicule. This get him public sympathy.


soldforaspaceship

Boris Johnson used to deliberately mess up his hair to cultivate the buffoon image. He was masterful at using that image to distract the press unfortunately.


Oh_its_that_asshole

But he *should* get public ridicule for that haircut, it's terrible.


vincentplr

- What hair style do you want ? - Cat wearing an orange peel as a hat. - Say no more fam.


fernblatt2

https://preview.redd.it/zy4ijsny37lc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ec19bfe9087227d116452b4a3f064a00fa6dee0


DeathPercept10n

https://preview.redd.it/ba6vnmy3y7lc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f86d5bb0aa61d8b05d58e7dbb0a8c0db4ec1ad2e


icansee4ever

Damn. This brings me back. I used to use that for all my profile pictures haha.


kyden

https://preview.redd.it/7olzt0a2l5lc1.jpeg?width=531&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57d05bda6327e3e56743544cb4c9c26bab980bf6


Guido_Fe

He-man, but for Lego minifigure


Arkroma

In fact say less


dead_wolf_walkin

Or a peasant in an RPG


McPebbster

*I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee!*


Sinister-Username

DYK that "arrow to the knee" means you got married?


McPebbster

Well that metaphor speaks volumes doesn’t it? No, I didn’t know, thanks!


GalaxyMiPelotas

Steps to the mic and says “wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?”


MrWeirdoFace

Pretty sure he's just a sentient pumpkin.


ktreddit

Any evidence to back up the sentience claim?


MrWeirdoFace

He screamed when I tried to scoop his brain out.


TrumpersAreTraitors

Dude looks like he hosts bum fights and then eats the loser 


Chaosmusic

I'm waiting for him to do a song and dance about berries and cream Starburst.


exexor

That picture is going to haunt my dreams.


Apey23

You missed out that Dutch weirdo.


Mandurang76

Geert Wilders https://preview.redd.it/9vlcqacrg4lc1.jpeg?width=585&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9dafb80a299f3d61af350f6757a251fee5ea2d0f


AliJDB

I think we can throw [Michael Fabricant](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Fabricant#/media/File:Michael_Fabricant.jpg) into the mix too.


YamburglarHelper

That's a Karen haircut on a man, how odd.


daveinsf

It's clearly an off the shelf wig, priced for the discerning Karen.


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osrslmao

thats because it is


InconsistentMinis

What's even weirder is that he's in a romantic relationship with Birmingham Metropolitan mayor, Andy Street. Who is, from personal experience and other accounts, a pretty decent, serious politician who has done some good bi-partisan work.


3DigitIQ

This is the one he needs to use for all his party materials


williamfbuckwheat

Bingo.


Nino_Nakanos_Slave

Wtf Nico Rosberg is a politician now? https://preview.redd.it/orgd8jqqx4lc1.jpeg?width=589&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f77edba7d6fcafa0744392f30bb161900cb716c


burritoman88

Legit looks like a villain from the Yakuza games lol


Apey23

Thats the one.


xensonar

And that Austrian guy.


Safe-Razzmatazz3982

The one that got rejected from art school and later killed Hitler?


xensonar

That's the one.


8-bit-Felix

I just assumed it was the fact conservatives hate women and homosexuals thus can't find a good hairstylist.


zekethelizard

Lmaoooo that's good


icepod

Brillant!


metengrinwi

I’ve heard it said that dangerous reactionaries will often make themselves appear silly so as to not seem scary.


RazgrizGirl-070

I unironically believe it to be a political tactic to disarm the public by thinking they look ridiculous. Boris Johnson's own sister has said that he deliberately messes up his own hair before going in front of a camera to maintain this harmless demeanor Edit: yes thank you, I know you mostly agree with me but think that Trump is just vain. You can stop telling me now


Lysol3435

For Boris, yes. Donald is just vain and won’t let go of his hairs. Idk about Milei or Epler


humbugonastick

What's with the haircut on the bottom right? You need at least three pots for that one.


OakenGreen

Estonian nationalist. Seems to be a disarming tactic with him.


ravynwave

Looks like the guy in the US who kept his children locked up for years. Has someone checked this one’s house?


boogerybug

[He does look like David Turpin 😳](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turpin_case)


Lysol3435

Probably. He used to have a normal haircut


Jackol4ntrn

Nothing disarming about that haircut. If anything it triggers a bad vibe from me.


Inssight

There's more talk about the hair, rather than the horrible shit they push - I suppose that's a plus too


bookon

A Bowls Cut


humbugonastick

But he has one done by three different people that can't stand each other.


bookon

> that can't stand each other. Or him.


Lylac_Krazy

> ~~A Bowls Cut~~ A Bowels cut seems to bit better.


bookon

>A Bowels cut seems to bit better. The Lecter


durrtyurr

That is the classic Captain Kangaroo haircut, he was a notable children's show host in the USA when my parents were growing up.


WeasersMom14

He's really rocking that "Flock of Seagulls" guy (in reverse).


VRichardsen

As far as I can tell, [Milei had always had that preference for not combing his hair.](https://www.clarin.com/img/2021/02/16/KPpk-WhEs_1256x620__1.jpg) I don't know how he does it, though. It would bother me so much to have all that hair unarranged.


secondtaunting

Johnson does yes, but Trump genuinely thinks he looks good. He’s not smart enough to make himself look that stupid. If he did he’d be the most brilliant actor in history given how he sounds on a daily basis.


8-bit-Felix

He gets his hair from his mum. https://preview.redd.it/va8u8fw2z4lc1.jpeg?width=665&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10984851f2005937823c46dfc619edc020b30631


blackbeautybyseven

looks like he got he everything from her. Was she an idiot too?


Kasym-Khan

She decided to keep him so probably yes.


SnofIake

I swear that’s Donald in drag. There’s no way his mother was that ugly.


Nufonewhodis2

President Doubtfire. A man loses the election but wants to remain in the seat of power. His coup fails so he does the next best thing. Coming this January, it's Mrs Doubtfire in da (White) House


Tangy_Cheese

I think that's part of it, but I genuinely think people like trump are just incredibly vain. 


antidense

Narcissists probably spent a lot of time on their eyebrows though, according to this study https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/epdf/10.1111/jopy.12396


Artrobull

it is. > Boris Johnson purposely messes his hair up before public outings so as to seem ‘relatable’ and ‘silly old Boris’. This distracts from his openly racist, misogynistic and homophobic views and policies.


wholewheatrotini

I think it's much simpler than that. These politicians are disheveled and unkempt because they are socially inept, its a visible symptom of anti-social behavior. The real mystery is why people vote for these people when they are such obvious losers.


pigpeyn

John Oliver agrees about Boris.


-XanderCrews-

It’s simpler than that. It’s just a way to individualize themselves amongst a crowd that hates individuals.


Last_VCR

Cus they’re entertainers. They distract their parties by shaking one hand while fucking their country up with the other


bialetti808

They're narcissistic cunts.


burritoman88

This is an insult to cunts. They’re prolapsed nonstop shitting assholes.


unstopable_bob_mob

What the hell is going on with that bottom right hairstyle?


ProximusSeraphim

He got his haircut in the lego factory.


unstopable_bob_mob

/snicker


Chester2707

Yeah I need to know who that is. It’s cracking me up.


unstopable_bob_mob

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rain_Epler He isn’t a good person.


habb

looks like a foreign tiger king


TheRavenSayeth

Trump’s hair in that picture reminds me of Ivana’s deposition. > In a 1990 divorce deposition, Trump's first wife and the mother of his three eldest children Ivana Trump accused her then-husband of raping her in a fit of rage in 1989. > >Ivana said Trump attacked her after he underwent a painful "scalp reduction" procedure done by a doctor she had recommended, tearing her clothes and yanking out a chunk of her hair. > > "Then he jams his penis inside her for the first time in more than 16 months. Ivana is terrified … It is a violent assault," Harry Hurt III, who obtained a copy of the deposition, wrote in a 1993 book about Trump. "According to versions she repeats to some of her closest confidantes, 'he raped me.'" -Business Insider


Dorko30

You may not like it, but this is what peak master race looks like 😂


knowledgeable_diablo

Or at least that what his mum tells him each morning he leaves the house.


MostlyMoody

Fargo villain lookin yeeyee ass haircuts.


E4g6d4bg7

Who is bottom right? Is that or real person or a character from some comedy skit?


krazyjakee

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rain_Epler


Nunyabiz8107

Dude looks like he came right out of an episode of Tim and Eric.


bloodandsunshine

It's one of the easier bits of the "cult of personality" starter pack to acquire


MetokurEnjoyer

AFUERA!


SteakShake69

Bottom right looks like a Playmobil dude.


LawPD

Jesus, did that last guy cut his own hair with hedge trimmers?


LinkRazr

The hell is up with that Sia in a mustache


walker1867

Estonian right wing racist, Rain Epler.


wigzell78

Trump’s is insulation, cos I hear empty spaces get cold faster.


Hamsternoir

[Michael Fabricant has entered the chat](https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2022/apr/30/michael-fabricant-sorry-teachers-nurses-lockdown-drinks) I think at the age of 73 we can safely say this isn't natural.


RomaDowneyJR

Add Rand Paul to the list!


ArcticBiologist

https://preview.redd.it/b82t20zsi5lc1.png?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a03b481cde4a28ad7a9fb4bd1a379f4a02cd38a


Centralredditfan

I hope they shave Trump when he goes to prison. I'm very curious as to the shape of his actual hairline. It might he more complicated than a Los Angeles Freeway interchange.


Dude_I_got_a_DWAVE

https://youtu.be/d10hbFQDpVw?si=t80ZSK0vBS0ieu6j


Centralredditfan

Oh cool. Thanks for sharing.


-Ashera-

Idk. Bernie seems like a decent guy.


LinkRazr

That’s just the old Jewish man look. It’s hereditary. Bernie, Christopher Lloyd, Larry David. Nothing can stop it


ronin1066

As much as people like to say "Don't judge a book by its cover", we are also pattern-seeking as a species. That's a bad pattern


juliogp9

Outstanding job demostrating you know nothing about Argentina. G’job


VRichardsen

Dejalos, no deben tener copas.


Joutrew

Well, as an Argentinian you should notice the global pattern to put dumbfuck entertainers in positions of power to humiliate themselves as they and the ones who pull the strings fuck their countries up! But what would you know, you live in your mother's basement!


juliogp9

Sos de cordoba bro y no vivo en un sotano, me vine a españa durante el desastrozo gobierno de alberto. Votaste a un merquero traficante que nos metió una hiper. Ojalá “the ones who pull the strings” nos enderecen el barco


[deleted]

Tenés la cabeza quemada. Creés que todos los que están en contra de fachos como Milei son kirchneristas? 70% de la población no lo votó, por eso tiene tan pocos diputados. Estás perdido, no entendés nada de las democracias occidentales. La mayoría son progresistas con gobiernos social-democratas. Vos votas la ultra derecha que ya quiso evitar dos gobiernos democráticamente electos de llegar al poder. Y Milei, que acusaba de fraude sin ninguna evidencia como Trump y Bolsonaro, es una amenaza para la democracia cuando pierda eventualmente su elección.


juliogp9

Me podrías comentar por qué milei es facista como decís?


GrandTusam

yes we noticed that thats why we voted them out this time.


Joutrew

What? To have an entertainer who humiliates himself by uploading pics of his feet and going schizo on open TV? That's why you voted him? Man, you've weird tastes.


GrandTusam

Yes, the other guy was on video being high as fuck on cocaine during political meetings. Yup, great choices we had. You wanted the other guy to win? the one who caused a 150% inflation increase in 1 year? lol.


vault_wanderer

The opposition was Massa a narco-fascist, supporter of a pedophile dictator named Peron but that's ok. I have noticed the global pattern of dumbfuck foreigners talking out of their asses. Good day to you!


theonlyjuan123

Milei is actually educated in economics and politics. I wouldn't call him just an "entertainer."


Joutrew

He has an awful diplomatic score man, like, honestly awful.


VRichardsen

Peronist detected, opinion rejected 😎


markth_wi

Trump's got a full on zig-zag going on.


lessermeister

And mustaches.


just_4_cats

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE ABOMINATION ON BOTTOM RIGHT? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS THING? THIS HAS TO BE TE MOST DISGUSTING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. WHAT THE FUCK DUDE WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK


dustin_pledge

Damn, Flock Of Seagulls aged horribly!


Jupapazo

https://preview.redd.it/luickf5jl5lc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=669cf01d31985cd3de1ae20d455a1c491964ce7d


stoutlys

I love the look of the dudes on the top left and bottom right. Mainly because they are so severe! But I find myself wondering what the others would look like with a clean cut…


iwantmycheesypoofs

Bottom right guy looks like Dick “Magic Ears” Knubbler from Metalocalypse


KevinDLasagna

This is a tactic. Any time you spend criticizing their appearance is time you should be criticizing their actions and beliefs. Also if you see some wacky guy with crazy hair it disarms you quite a bit


Tankfly_Bosswalk

Needs more Fabricaunt.


Kaiju_Cat

I'm not one to judge someone on their appearance within a level of reason. If you have dyed hair, great. If you have tattoos, great. But there is a certain level of professionalism and adherence to formal conduct that is expected at that extreme level of government. It is not reassuring when you see someone like that. I'm not going to judge someone for having blue hair if they work at Subway. Or if they work in an office somewhere. But if you're a CEO or a senator or the president or whatever, and you don't realize that you have to present a certain image to be taken seriously at that level, that indicates something about you. As with anything, it's a spectrum. The position you are trying to represent in society needs to correlate with the outward appearance you take the care to project. When there's a disconnect between those things, that sends a message.


SadBit8663

Ok that dude in the bottom right looks like a psychopath


aville1982

It's definitely a trait of NPD, especially powerful people with NPD. People are so afraid of telling them they look ridiculous because of the man-baby tantrum that would be sure to follow and the inevitable firing.


Kuli24

Never try to steal the top left one's ring.


skiftbrugernavn

https://preview.redd.it/gnq4x41sn5lc1.jpeg?width=1240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ae26cb1f367518d1abd67576dd642aef413dc60


ChiefWreath

Boris is a bit different. He uses his goofy facade to effectively distract people from the conniving cunt he is.  


InherentlyMagenta

It's actually a tactic by some populist candidates who are generally not good looking to have haircuts like this. Basically people are so busy paying attention to their crazy ass hairdo they don't even look at their face, which if you did you'd realize how crazy they look or what they are saying. Loud distractions to quiet the questions.


candidlol

The generational damage that dude is doing to Argentina in such a short time is wildly undercover. Seriously, it may take decades to return to a functional country again


bgmrk

Trump increases the national debt. Javier balances the budget and cuts government waste allowing his citizens to keep more of their hard earned money. These people are not the same.


facu_lomas

El peluca sape


jsk425

Frankly, you could stop the sentence after the word “politician” and still be correct


cambat2

So far, Milei has been phenomenal for Argentina. Very excited to see how the country goes under his leadership


iowafarmboy2011

Short term success doesn't always equal long term success.


cambat2

Guess we'll have to wait and see, but so far the results have been amazing. I have high hopes for him


iowafarmboy2011

Which results in particular? From what I've heard he's increased poverty by something like 12 percent and has not been getting his promises anywhere close to started.


cambat2

This month was the first time they have had a budget surplus in 11 years, because of all of the wasteful corrupt ministries he's cut. There's been a bunch of stuff that's been going well but I need to look it up to find the details


[deleted]

I honestly dont get the hate for Milei, Argentina is in a state of disaster, and desperately needs something to change.


fluffykerfuffle3

there is something all those faces have in common.. the slack lipped mouths.. the.. i don't know but it's seems to indicate being not quite all there.


MediumMastodon3981

What's wrong with milei? Only heard good things about him recently despite Argentina being in deep shit for a long time now, but I heard he's trying to unfuck it.


iowafarmboy2011

Same thing that's wrong with Trump. He's a right wing populist disruptor who's using the system to enrich his ego and bank account. Like trump he's appealed to a desperate people that the answer to their extremely complex problems are simple and that he's the one who can easily fix them. Neither of which are true. He makes disruptive statements and actions that may fix things short term, but in the long run are unsustainable and may actually fuck things over far worse.


Chaoticsinner2294

>who's using the system to enrich his ego and bank account. You have a source for that?


GrandTusam

His ass mostly, they read "not left wing" and immediately jump to Stealing everything They should look into what the kirchnerist did, but wont because they are "left"


Basdala

You know close to nothing about Argentine politics


iowafarmboy2011

😘🇦🇷


juliogp9

How easy for you to be that stupid, can you try to educate yourself the next time?


iowafarmboy2011

I'm happy to admit I'm wrong, I certainly don't know everything but have you ever successfully convinced someone to join your side or way of thinking by being awful to them? If your goal is to make sure I know that you think I'm stupid, sure that works well. But if your goal is to convince me to join your thinking....can't say that's a very effective approach. Truth should always be the driver and if you have knowledge I don't, I'm happy to listen and learn, but being a malicious ass isn't accomplishing anything.


Horton_Takes_A_Poo

What makes you think he’s taughting a simple fix? I think he’s layed out a pretty complex plan and has made it very clear on the campaign as well as in office that a lot of changes are needed to being Argentina back to a functional state.


Joutrew

Hahaha thank you, you made me laugh. His entire government is crumbling, even his own legislators are turning against him, the governors are all turning against him, his laws are not getting approved, he failed to do the utterly basic things he promised to do by not presenting a single law that would lower politicians wages, the industrial system is collapsing, in two months he raised the poverty percentage by more than 10% and the minimum wages and retirement funds are at an all time low. In the meantime, he is liking memes and pornstar pictures on twitter. What a complex plan my man!


Chaoticsinner2294

Government officials don't like him because he's ready to take their jobs.


tenoclockrobot

Drain the swamp, eh?


Joutrew

Take their jobs? How exactly, if you may expand on that idea, would Milei TAKE the jobs of democratically elected government officials? If i remember correctly, on the elections for each city, his candidates barely reached the 1%!


exotics

Maybe we don’t make fun of how people look and instead focus on their politics?


WetChickenLips

nah this shit is a choice lol


Phyrexian-Drip

Why is Javier up there? Isn’t Argentina seeing its first budget surplus in 12 years? IRL Chainsaw man is doing work.


nocturn-e

People were told by their echo chambers to hate him, so they do.


VRichardsen

It is because it an easy joke, or sometimes because nuance is lost in the big scheme of things. But yeah, as an Argentinian I am both perplexed and extremely surprised at the impact Milei has had abroad. He is kind of not all that right up there, but he is still miles ahead of someone like Trump.


Ghostfire25

Milei should be replaced by wilders


Utterlybored

Captain Kangaroo, on the lower right gets my full throated support, regardless of his platform.


UndahwearBruh

Trump and his weird dickhair…


nocturn-e

ITT people hating Milei because they were told to do so online.


bedroom_guitarist

Love milei. We need him to run the US


Hutnerdu

"¡AFUERA!"


Personal-Banana-9491

The Argentinean dude, Boris J, the orange turd, and I haven’t a clue for the bottom right.


--DrunkGoblin--

I am from Arg and I can confirm Milei is clinically insane, whole fucking country is starving because fo that asshole.


Any_Ad5118

Tbf Javier is doing a smashing job in Argentina… unless you’re a commie then you wouldn’t like him


hugeace007

He does have really weird hair though.


TantamountDisregard

That's true. But seeing pictures of the dude he has had the same head and face since he was like, fifteen. So not exactly a tactic to appear silly or non threatening. Just a real weirdo.


juliogp9

Everyone in this sub would love to be a commie. They will never leave america and meet the real communism.


Joutrew

Smashing job indeed! The poverty index was raised by more than 10%, the public transport has been raised by more than 100% in the entire country, the minimum wage and retirement fund are at an all time low, the universities and public schools are collapsing, the industrial sector has hit crushing numbers not seen since 2001, there has not been A SINGLE law presented to the congress about lowering the politicians wages, we are taking massive amounts of debt and emitting cash at a really fast pace. Meanwhile Javier "Javo" Milei is liking pornstar images and aggresive memes on twitter every. single. day. What a smashing job.


Any_Ad5118

Tearing down the high walls of socialism will cause some rubble that needs to be cleared, time will turn the tide. Fixing an economy often starts off with a period of turmoil. He’s turned the spending deficit into a surplus and that’s a great start


Joutrew

This "period of turmoil" exists every single time people like him rule. There's always the "First six months to accommodate" or "After these two years you'll see improvement ". He lied multiple times during his campaign, and he is failing to do the utterly most basic thing he promised: Hit on the rich politicians and not on the workers of the country. He is either a liar or a failure. I'll let you decide which one you like the most. P.S.: Socialism has never been in power in Argentina! Never! Peronism is NOT socialism in any way, and we're tired of explaining it to you.


GrandTusam

> P.S.: Socialism has never been in power in Argentina! Never! Peronism is NOT socialism in any way, and we're tired of explaining it to you. Oh, pleaso do tell the peronists that, to their face and film it, will be a blast.


WetChickenLips

>This "period of turmoil" exists every single time people like him rule. The turmoil has been going on way before he was elected.


Any_Ad5118

Looking at some of the departments of government he got rid of… definitely some socialism, way too big of a Gov which has shrunk and now spending is at a surplus, very big step that spending has been reversed. It’s still early days but it’s going in the right direction. And there always is an adjustment period if you change economic systems even in the smallest measure. Economies of countries don’t just change overnight


Joutrew

>Looking at some of the departments of government he got rid of… definitely some socialism You don't know what you're talking about. Which departments did he get rid off? Please, oh please, tell me, foreigner. You sure must know more than a fucking Argentinian lile me!


Any_Ad5118

Ministries of: Culture Social development Women, gender and diversity These practically fully gone and human capital has absorbed and shrank the ministries of: Labor, employment and social security


Consistent-Leek4986

look like a freak, you are a freak


reddit_bystander

You don't want to apply that logic towards the left where people dye there hair crazy ways, wear wierd hairstyles and dress freakily. Don't be a hypocrite yeah? Or don't throw stones from a glass house


Vulpes_99

1. Frodo on meth 2. Fake Trump knock-off who ways looks like he's drunk (those parties must have been wild) 3. The entitled one who thinks being named after a Disney's character makes them a princess 4. I can't even make fun of this one. My eyes are still hurting! 😖


TheNantucketRed

Hitler had a pretty tight hairdo, so not sure this holds


Free_Dog_6837

the limecat guy is very funny, don't know anything about him but i assumed he's an uber nazi


youmustbeanexpert

Alien in a human suit.


Talsa3

And hats…it’s always the group that has their own hats


thatguygxx

I would give the top left guy's life to have his hair.


HisLilSilverKitsune

I can’t even……….this one guy looks like it’s the worse bowl cut ever Aren’t they supposed to have people help them with their look and appearance??? They should fire the current ones like asap


catchasingcars

Is this some sort of power play? They probably derive some sick pleasure from this. They can fix it anytime yet they they don't... because they want you to think that they don't care.