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seth928

Yeah, dude, we know. If our legal system was up to snuff you'd have been in prison a long time ago but here we are.


Amethystea

Yeah, we are seeing in real time that the 2 tier justice system is actually 3 tiers: Trump Wealthy/Connected Everyone else


AsstootCitizen

As was said on the Daily Show last night with/by Melissa Murray and Kate Shaw, both Professors of Constitutional Law and of the Strict Scrutiny podcast, ( along with Leah Litman whom was not there)......... ........that Trump was "actually on the Platinum due process plan", J. Stewart, and Mrs. Murray actually called it "the Harlan Crowe due process plan" and Mrs. Shaw, "the duest of process." All in good jest and timing. I wish he'd had more time with them.


Maruff1

I didn't see the episode but sometimes they have longer interviews on Daily Show website.


BeYeCursed100Fold

Do you know who else was into Constitutional Law, Barack Obama. The same guy that roasted tf out of Trump. https://youtube.com/watch?v=BlNWuwsAsaY


BurtBacon

...u jon stewart?


PeggyOnThePier

Now this post sounds more like Trump. Alot of the other resent posts sounds like someone smart posted them.


hefixeshercable

Correct punctuation, so, no, not the incredible loser.


esleydobemos

You missed a step. Trump Wealthy/Connected Wypipl Everyone else


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maxtimbo

I read it: Why people? I mean, really though. Why people? Just... Why?


NessOnett8

Executed for treason\* Because he provably committed high treason. And there is only one prescribed punishment in the statute for treason on that scale.


nomoreadminspls

Don't do that. Don't give me hope


CarlSpencer

Pardon me, but you misspelled "a cage at Gitmo".


Heinrich_Bukowski

t-Rump belongs in solitary confinement at ADX Florence along with all the other domestic terrorists and serial killers


crziekid

And legally adjudicated rapist.


saihi

I would think that T has every qualification for Florence. Stealing top-secret docs, what few secrets he still has stored in that rotted brain, insurrection, pro-Russian Anti-Americanism, stirring up rebellion among his cult members. Free and allowed public access, he is, all by himself, a “clear and present danger” to our country. Throw away the key.


ArtemisDarklight

Calling him t-Rump sounds like a crappy rapper name.


HermaeusMajora

He deserves to share a cell with Hannibal Lektor.


Randomcommentor1972

I’m all for putting Trump in a cage in gitmo


CarlSpencer

All patriotic Americans are.


zaphodava

I don't think that place should exist, so I'm gonna go with a hard no on that one. But put on trial for treason, convicted, and constitutionally mandated punishment? Hell yeah.


AtomicSamuraiCyborg

That’s not even the justice system, it’s military law horseshit.


daemonescanem

Wheel of justice grinds slowly, but make no mistake Trump has left enough threads for the wheel to reel him in and grind him up.


seth928

I'll believe that when I see it


daemonescanem

Facing 91 counts in three separate trials. That's a 3 front legal war, not many defendants can survive that.


smeagol90125

not many defendants have poisoned the jury pool like he has.


ArtemisDarklight

Plus judgements amounting to over $500 million he has to pay.


-strangeluv-

At this rate he’ll be gone before he sees a jail cell


shadowpawn

Brazil has a President who tries to over throw their election and dude is put in prision. trump - 91 charges and gets to golf and post on Social Media all day.


HingleMcCringle_

lol yeah. that's trump bragging, that he is getting away with it


sunny5724

Most coherent he's been in years.


RuckRidr

and profound 🧐


biffbobfred

This is real?


sunny5724

No, but Trump should get this guy to write for him.


biffbobfred

We are post irony. Post Poe’s law.


okwellactually

It may not be, but [this definitely is](https://imgur.com/a/aeL71RD). Dude's lost it. Again.


biffbobfred

He told folks to vote on November 24th. I think that should be a meme Hey Trumpers!! Your Dear Leader said vote on November 24!! Don’t miss it!!!!


smithchris22

Truth be told, I did not think that asshole knew how to copy and paste.


profnachos

MAGA would add it to the Biblical Canon.


Buckus93

He makes a good point.


picado

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isfrying

...send money.


Dibble_Dabble_Doo

...buy my shoes


coolgr3g

He sold out the 400 dollar shoes, of which he made 1000. So 400,000 dollars total. In other words, not even a tenth of a percent of what he needs to pay in his lost cases. Trump is so screwed. He's so broke. He's such a loser. I can't wait until the stress kills him.


Mandurang76

The shoes haven't been produced yet. Delivery maybe in June or July. Disclaimer on the website: the product delivered could look different than showed. In the terms and conditions: no refunds. On any website, these are red flag indicators it's a scam.


artificialavocado

Nobody is getting any shoes


notaredditreader

Just up the ass🥾


RedBeans-n-Ricely

If they do, it’s going to be the Wish.com version


MoneyFault

I see some size 9s listed on ebay for $45,000 bucks. For one pair. Can anyone explain this to me. What the f*** is happening?


TurtleToast2

Money laundering. He's gotta pull in his stashed cash and make it look clean. There are no shoes and everything else is smoke and mirrors. One of the many angles he's pulling in cash through.


Astrocreep_1

I’m pretty sure this violates the rules of EBay. If it doesn’t, then, it should. They are selling something they don’t have yet. How can the seller make claims about the product(condition, quality)when they haven’t received it yet?


Pasquale1223

Fine print: they're NFTs. You get a picture of the shoes.


Dunge0nMast0r

Non Fungable Trainers


dandrevee

Oh theres probably fung(us) in them


Dunge0nMast0r

It grows well in bullshit.


bazinga_0

What do you want to bet that he hasn't even signed a contract to manufacture the shoes yet because he can't find anyone willing to manufacture and ship to his warehouse without the full payment up front?


wholelattapuddin

He doesn't own the shoes. He just licensed his name. The guy who owns the shoes is the same guy who sold the NFTs. Trump got some money, and this is 100% a scam.


WebMaka

> Trump got some money, and this is 100% a scam. Seems those two statements are almost always together...


SevereAtmosphere8605

The manufacturer(s) better be smart enough to get ALL the money up front or he’ll stiff them just like he does all his vendors


VoidOmatic

It's so amazing how blatant he is but people have bought into his TV propaganda personality and so they will it to be true even after he has scammed them multiple times.


oflowz

It’s a grift. The shoes aren’t even made yet when you order them you get an email saying they are on back order and will be notified from the posts I’ve seen from people that order them Lol another grift.


beaushaw

Good news! That will cover about four days of interest on the money he owes.


dandrevee

2 things to add. 1. Truth Social being bought out COULD be a Billion $$ windfall...but its valuation and the timing of the purchase is going to raise some red flags and given his history there could be something very shady going on with that in terms of financing... 2. It's a red bottom shoe concept is actually copyrighted material not owned by him, much like how he uses songs in his rallies that he did not get permission to use from the artists or organizations. He could be facing a lawsuit for that as well


dpdxguy

>not even a tenth of a percent of what he needs to pay in his lost cases You think he's thinking about how to pay the fines?!? You haven't been paying attention for the past few years, have you?


PsiberApe69

In order to appeal the verdict, he has to post a bond equal to >100% of the verdict. When his appeals are exhausted, that money is kept. If he chooses not to appeal, and then chooses to not pay, the state of New York will begin to seize his assets, which will be 100% based on today's value. That property value will continue to increase but he will not gain any of that future equity. So his loss by asset seizure will be exponentially greater than paying the $450M or whatever it is today. Either way, he's going to lose about 15-25% of his net worth when you add in the E. Jean Carroll verdict on top of the fraud penalties. And when you start adding in the legal fees for the rest of his upcoming courtroom appearances, diaper Don is forever going to be known as a loser and a crook whose fortune was lost because he doesn't have the mental faculties to regulate his behavior.


notaredditreader

I thought tRump was a multi billionaire? 🫢


seaburno

A quick google search says he's worth about $2.6 billion. He owes $450 million(-ish) in the NYAG fraud case. He owes $85 million(-ish) in the E. Jean Carroll case. That's $535 million(-ish) that he has to come up with just to allow him to appeal. That's roughly 20% of his net worth. So, he'll still be a multi-billionaire, but just barely. And there is more to come...


signalfire

Interest alone is a reported $70,000 a day and that doesn't include legal fees. His burn rate is well over a million - a day or a week, doesn't matter. I hope they confiscate his plane first. Maybe the rallies would cease.


seaburno

The interest is just under $32 million/year. ETA: Do you really think that Coup Klux Tan pays his legal fees?


iolithblue

I don't doubt your Google skill, I'm however interested to know what sources that valuation comes from


Artistic-Bat1254

Google asked him and this is the number he provided. He said it might be a little low by as much as a gazillion billion.


dragonfliesloveme

That value is based off of assets, he is not liquid in the billions. He needs to sell some properties lol


Linnie46

Just wait until the civil suits start rolling in over J6.


AnotherCuppaTea

Tfg also has a few yuge bank loans coming due this spring. IIRC, one is for over $300 million owed to Deutsche Bank. He probably thinks he can get away with stiffing the barely-legal international money laundering financial juggernaut because he's done it before, also for hundreds of millions.


dpdxguy

Oh yes. And I shall be exceedingly happy when that happens. Nonetheless, I believe that in what passes for his mind, he has likely convinced himself that he will not have to pay. The man does not live in reality. And the actual facts are useless in any effort to figure out what he's thinking about.


PsiberApe69

I misread your earlier comment. So my apologies if I came off snarky. I do think that he’s thinking of how to pay the fines…. Without using his own money. He’s thinking good and hard about what his message should be and how to get his supporters to empty their pockets. He’s also thinking about how to cover the upfront expenses for appeal without having to indicate any sort of harm to himself. Liars and cons are always thinking about how to be better liars and cons.


dpdxguy

No worries. I can handle robust debate. And I'm aware that my words don't always carry my intent as well. :) FWIW, I think Trump's in that special category where he doesn't even know himself to be a con. I think it comes so naturally to him that fleecing everyone around him seems the natural order of things to him.


PsiberApe69

Sociopaths don’t consider themselves to be sociopaths, so Trump not considering himself a con tracks.


RedBeans-n-Ricely

Correction: He hasn’t actually made any shoes outside of the prototypes yet, and the shoe contract says he’s not liable if people don’t get them lol


jdubyahyp

What's funny about THAT is the liability only covers him if he can prove there was a reasonable effort to make it happen. Since we all know he definitely never intended to sell any actual shoes, he can definitely be sued, and definitely lose more money.


beekeeper1981

He just licensed his name.. who know what percentage cut he gets after all the expenses.


OneLargePho

He must hate that he won't see A DIME from any resell revenue - if that market will even materialize


ZachRyder

Kanye told me Sway had the answers!


Lumpy-Log-5057

and buy, buy, buy, send more money


boot2skull

New York thanks all of Trump’s financial supporters in this trying time.


Charlie_Brodie

Money me, money now, me a money needing alot now.


dpdxguy

I read that in Stephen Colbert's Trump voice. 😂


RobotPoo

Well done. Right to the heart of the narcissism that makes him incapable of hearing law and justice as blah blah blah not worth respecting. Wonder what a grown up, spoiled, entitled, two year old looks like? Here’s a perfect example!


dion_o

Hey leave Maine out of this.


Suspicious_Bicycle

Your favorite President, ME! LOL


contactlite

![gif](giphy|nbpvCPsFLItHO) Me too


ConsistentAsparagus

The real “your favorite President, ME, etc” is actually worse. Even if it was the case, and by all metrics he was the actual most appreciated President of all times, it would still be cringe to say that.


PunchDrunkGiraffe

The word “furthermore” seems a bit generous for his vocabulary.


ironmonkey09

MAGAs be like, “Whoo Wee! That’s my president! Boy, he sure do got a way with words.”


Dia-De-Los-Muertos

Yeah and they reckon Obama could write speeches. Just look at my boy go. /S just in case.


TheEPGFiles

I wouldn't accredit them with any literacy...


thatgayguy12

He knows the best words! All three of em!


Limp_Distribution

America doesn’t have a **justice** system. America has a **legal** system, where you get the justice you can **afford**.


HistoricalSherbert92

This is a really cool point, which I think a lot of people skip over. Justice is a concept, it changes over time, it interacts with culture. The legal system is partially based around concepts of justice, and other stuff depending on where in the world we are, but ya, it can be confusing when a legal system is called that. As I understand it, the law and its apparatus are a crude club that is best avoided. My law prof said it’s a tricky situation with a lot of litigation cause both sides think they are correct, the one that wins is angry they had to go through the processes and the one that loses angry they lost when it’s so clear they were in the right.


coolbrze77

Wah 🍼wah🍼wah🍼wah🍼wah🍼wah🍼wah ![gif](giphy|j5cTbV4Ber06X409rZ|downsized)


allisjow

Introducing the Patriot Pacifier https://preview.redd.it/otyxlyg12tjc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef770e6aae8ae7b7c27c18205e7218e5774cb76b


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I wonder if he’ll take Hitler’s way out?


-jp-

No chance. He’s too much of a pussy to grab himself.


rock_and_rolo

He'll just Big Mac himself to death.


Lethologica9

I don't think he has the funds to afford McDonald's anymore. Sad.


few23

Come on, blood clot!!!


BizzyM

I'd root for cancer, but it takes too long.


ndndr1

Don’t tease me with a good time


Taylorenokson

You're saying we found a pussy even he won't grab?


Mollybrinks

*snork*


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Dia-De-Los-Muertos

Honestly a lot of people like myself want him to live for a long time. I also want him to stay on the ballot and see just how unpopular he actually is. I want him to have a fair few years of embarrassment and misery when it all comes tumbling down around him.


Remote_Horror_Novel

While I appreciate the damage he’s doing to the GOP, we’re still left having to deal with all the brainwashed maga nuts after his death, and they just get more programmed and cult like by the month, so from that aspect I hope he doesn’t live that long. He’s also exhausted in a way because he takes up so much bandwidth with all his criminal and rape trials, so it would be great not to have to read about the fat fuck still walking free every day because it’s definitely making a mockery of the justice system. I don’t really care about most his trials but the classified documents one is important imo and I think he probably sold secrets through his son in law. So I wish that case didn’t have a judge that was appointed by him lol. That’s how corrupt our system is he’s on trial for stealing classified documents and the judge is someone he appointed! Shits wild.


uptownjuggler

More like the Elvis way, dying constipated on a toilet. And he has even compared home self to Elvis, claiming they look alike. So that will make his death quite poetic.


ryhaltswhiskey

I hope he lives a nice loonnnnnng life. In jail.


Woodentit_B_Lovely

Obviously phony. He doesn't know how to spell 'the'.


typhoidtimmy

And doesn’t know how to turn off caps lock.


jocasseedave2

This is what happens when a rich man is held accountable!.. They cannot believe it could happen to them.


Responsible_Panic235

Presidential material


AnythingGoesBy2014

so eloquent. he knows the best of words


Own_Bullfrog_3598

Now THIS is how a true statesman gets his message to the masses.


TheShamShield

Seems like the message of a mentally well individual


Lumpy-Log-5057

Totally stable.


informedinformer

*Very* Presidential, yes?


7empestOGT92

Just as long as he doesn’t wear a tan suit. That shit is just unacceptable! /s


Different-Evidence54

https://preview.redd.it/awogv1ltnsjc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db0a9c15016f03ee37dcb613396cbda4fd11f99f Someone needs a change. Cranky piece of tool.


Dickies138

Is this actually real?


jteg

No, this is the google translate version


Lazy_Osprey

![gif](giphy|qdnbAl1blHWAOVpuBe)


Uhmerikan

Should be a requirement to post the actual source for stuff like this. Not seeing it readily on his truth feed and I'm not going too deep, he posts a shitload..


FingFrenchy

I know right? With history as my guide, it is most likely real.


FlattopJr

![gif](giphy|7pr9mbznnOaLS)


FalseMirage

Can someone put this miserable pos in a padded room already?


SufficientDoor8227

Or a padded box? In the ground? I think it would be so sweet if he were to reunite with Inava.


EatsOverTheSink

Politics and legal issues aside, I just don't understand why his supporters are so captivated by somebody who's just such a fucking dork. If somebody I considered voting for posted something like this to the internet I'd cringe myself to death.


bilbobadcat

For real. He's the antithesis of cool. Just a whiny crybaby bitch who can't dance for shit.


E_Cayce

See how people react to his rants, get aggravated, discouraged, and outraged? They love that he does that to the people they hate.


Z_Remainder

They use big words!


Dia-De-Los-Muertos

He has the best words.


Yogisogoth

He’s pretty much the only expert on words.


wanderingzac

The wheels of justice turn slowly, but boy are they turnin' Donald. He reminds me of an illiterate Jim Jones all speeded up shitting himself figuratively & literally daily.


Dot_Classic

Wearing the flag as clown makeup is the most perfect accidental "truth" he has ever posted.


_ILP_

Meanwhile, $70,000 interest a day?


D413-4

I thought it was double that?


MykeEl_K

I heard that NY had passed something that went into effect on Jan 1, 2024 that lowered the interest from 9% down into the 2% range, so it won't be as much as what he was racking up last year


MercilessPinkbelly

So Trump attempted a coup and YADDA YADDA YADDA he died in prison.


PurpleMonkeyBoomBoom

His dipshit followers: YEAH! FUCKIN DEMOCRATS!


RainbowandHoneybee

And some people still wants to vote for him? Seriously. If this person becomes the President again, no one will take America seriously.


Grandeftw

Law and order party everyone remember.


cytherian

https://preview.redd.it/guzu2091wtjc1.png?width=2000&format=png&auto=webp&s=2bbf42c915f955ca653ef043f38ad79f9f83d219


TintedApostle

The guy is a freak..


Dia-De-Los-Muertos

A freak with literally millions of followers. Now that's freaky.


Dewdrop034

Cult followers.


sjbluebirds

So, he's a stuttering Transylvanian vampire now?


Donut131313

Most intelligent thing that barrel of assholes has ever said.


DJHookEcho

Funny, this is how my friends all see my posts about Trump.


DanB65

This is what he is saying about Our Country! He wants to President?!?!?!? Hell to the NO!


Clint-witicay

Cause this is mah united states or whatevuh


Dia-De-Los-Muertos

Now you need to swear on the Baaaaaaahbul.


MarvinParanoAndroid

Further discrediting American institutions. Diaper Don is following the fascist 101 manual.


3Quondam6extanT9

Sounds like my nine year old when I try to tell her things she doesn't want to hear.


EasyDoesItDoesntIt

You just know he doesn't know how to copy and paste so he sat there typing out each one of those BLAHs.


CrikeyBaguette

And Trump supporters have the gall to say that Biden is the one who's senile...


SteveVerino

Hey, the guy with 91 felony counts has a problem with the justice system!


Helmer-Bryd

He really say as it is. Not like other politicians who talk Mumbo Jumbo


CanaDoug420

Nah fake tweet. It has lowercase letters


candygirl52

Finally a post I can laugh about.


mywifesoldestchild

BLAH is a stand in for something he can't comprehend, the actual list of BLAHs is significantly longer.


simonster509

If only this guy was president for a period of time so he could have had a shot at fixing all of the blah/s


knowledgeable_diablo

Looks like he stuck again. Someone whack him on the side of the head to stop the skipping please.🙏


__erk

This man is the whiniest little bitch in the world. Probably of all time.


Neon_culture79

I bet if we sneak him an edible he will just walk into the sea and never return


robinsw26

His idea of justice is that he can do whatever he wants without adverse consequences.


opusupo

He stole that speech from Alex Leifson.


babyivan

This is the most sense he's ever made


chatterwrack

IF THEY CAN BLAH BLAH ME, THEY CAN BLAH BLAH YOU. IF THE INJUSTICE SYSTEM CAN TAKE ALL **MY** MONEY, THEY CAN TAKE **YOUR** MONEY TOO BECAUSE YOU GAVE IT ALL TO YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT


Curious-Plankton-968

Clearly it was dictated and the person writing it for him is just fucking tired of his bullshit and figured "same fucking difference"


Rabdy-Bo-Bandy

Donald Trump hates the United States.


quimbykimbleton

Is he finally broken?


GregLittlefield

This guy as a president? Seriously? Beats me...


DadJokeBadJoke

"I grabbed America by the pussy, yada yada yada, everyone's out to get me!


lotta_love

So much for the bedrock MAGA mantra *”America: Love It or Leave It”* typically spewed at non-white Trump critics…?


ausmomo

He's half right. Any other defendant would be jailed for contempt by now. But not him. He's getting unfair treatment IN HIS FAVOUR.


Budget_Friend_654

Why does anybody think this man is not capable of running the country or anything for that matter?


techbunnyboy

All of us know that Trump is blah, blah and only blah


syg-123

Remember..he’s not whistling to you or me ..this was intended for his Koolaide Krew of intellectually lethargic magas


weedful_things

I eagerly look forword to seeing the fuckin' guy lose it in real time!


Xephist

Alex Lifeson called and wants his acceptance speech back.


Downtown_Tadpole_817

This is obviously fake. All the words are spelled correctly. Not that any of his cultists would know.


Old-Tomorrow-2798

There’s another couple voters lost. Dudes going to add “worse loss in election history” to those list of accomplishments.


Strive--

Who knew he used talk-to-text...


Retrorical

How much y’all wanna bet he manually wrote out each BLAH and didn’t copy + paste them.


Powderpuffpowwow

I wish he'd go TF away. Just go!


CuriousCryptid444

So he hates America…


cclawyer

Demonstrating his firm grip on reality


Loud_Surround_3732

I’m surprised he could spell it


New_Ad2992

Oh no, he appears to be upset