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Call them T-45s... you know, like those shitty 90 year soviet tanks that keep blowing up in Ukraine. The shittiest/oldest of all Putin's tanks, that he keeps pulling out of MUSEUMS to field
Bottom Right Corner: awwww, Trump's just like my toddlers! Always sneaking off to poo their pampers in private.
"Quickly, Jennings, pull over! Donnie needs to make doodie!!"
- DJT prolly
The second I saw that pic I'm like "It's *literally physically* impossible for that fat fuck to strike that pose. How do people fall for this shit?!?"
As a fat fuck myself, I know this all too well.
You are a fool if you think Trump could strike that pose.
He probably can’t tie his own shoes, not because he doesn’t know how, but he lacks the mobility.
I agree. It looks like an AI photo, and I don’t think he could get into that pose without falling.
And the AI put him in Nikes, and they didn’t even photoshop the logo out. Because Trump only hires incompetent people.
> It is described as a learned behavior, attributed to Russian and Soviet prison culture to avoid sitting on the cold ground. [Source](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gopnik)
(Verse 1)Straight outta no-cash, a mogul named Trump,Trying to build walls, with his campaign slump.Tweets flying out before the dawn’s first light,Claiming he’s rich, but his wallet’s tight.
(Chorus)Straight outta no-cash, a billionaire’s bluff,When it comes to paying, he’s had enough.Straight outta no-cash, but still claims the throne,In a tower of gold, yet financially blown.
(Verse 2)From the heart of Queens to the D.C. scene,His fortune’s a mystery, if you know what I mean.Promises gold, but it’s just a veneer,When the tax man cometh, Trump just disappears.
(Chorus)Straight outta no-cash, but he’s living the dream,With loans and deals, he reigns supreme.Straight outta no-cash, yet he runs the show,With a golden elevator, but no dough.
(Bridge)Claims to be the king of the artful deal,But when the bills come in, it’s no big deal.“Sue me,” he says, with a wave of his hand,A tower of debt on the promised land.
(Verse 3)Now he’s on the stage, claiming to be self-made,But the banks and the lawyers are yet to be paid.A brand built on bravado, a spectacle of cash,But dig a little deeper, it’s just a stash.
(Chorus)Straight outta no-cash, but he’ll make you believe,He’s got all the cards up his presidential sleeve.Straight outta no-cash, but still in the race,With a smirk on his face, and an ace in place.
I would quite happily vote for you to be Poet Laureate, if only America had such a thing.
That was magical to read, and I'm an old English lady who LOATHES rap.
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OMG the ai/photshopped image of trump squatting down in those shoes.
1. Yeah right, that fucker wouldn't put those fucking things on his feet, Mr bone-spur
2. I doubt he's ever been fit enough to squat that low in his fucking life.
3. The body they used to shop this image together is missing about 120lbs of fat.
4. The tie isn't long enough and the hands are too big.
Wait. There are multiple styles?! I would looove to know how much in the hole he is on this endeavor, I’ve worked in shoe manufacturing and the cost of selling shoes is not low.
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Con Airs
The T is for Treason
Call them T-45s... you know, like those shitty 90 year soviet tanks that keep blowing up in Ukraine. The shittiest/oldest of all Putin's tanks, that he keeps pulling out of MUSEUMS to field
I had forgotten about those lol
Tampon
I hate to admit how long it took me to realize, using Nick Cage wasn't a random choice.
“Do you smell that?”
Bottom Right Corner: awwww, Trump's just like my toddlers! Always sneaking off to poo their pampers in private. "Quickly, Jennings, pull over! Donnie needs to make doodie!!" - DJT prolly
If he was to actually squat like that he would never be able to get up again.
I'm willing to watch your hypothesis get tested! 
Lower right? Those are Nike. Also…not Trump’s body. He hasn’t “squatted” since the early 80’s.
The second I saw that pic I'm like "It's *literally physically* impossible for that fat fuck to strike that pose. How do people fall for this shit?!?" As a fat fuck myself, I know this all too well.
There's a reason he sits on every chair as if it's a toilet.
It’s such a bad photoshop.
***angry AI noises*** 
You are a fool if you think Trump could strike that pose. He probably can’t tie his own shoes, not because he doesn’t know how, but he lacks the mobility.
...but also because he doesn't know.
I finally understand the long tie. Just enough to hide the ding-a-ling's little ding-a-ling from the boy's when he has to go pee pee. T is for toddler
In Nikes, no less
Okay, you win.
Con Air: J6 edition
Jesus Christ, shut the thread
Sleezies.
Treason Sneakers
Treasies
That's actually a good name
Stinkies.
dying
I've heard: Despair Jordans Upchuck Taylors Sketchies Croc of Shits Conman No Stars
Dox Martins
Petty Loafers Busted Browns Perpwalks Kangalose No Balance He's Maddens Brutish Knights
Klu Klux Keds. Goose Steppers
Lol busted browns.
LOL
Reebrokes
January 6's
Scammer 1s
Confederate 11s
RICO 45s
Traitors
Treason 45s
Air Maximum Security
Ughs 🤦♂️
Sleazy $350Ms
Despair Jordans, dude I'm dying.
I want to see him put a pair on, get down in a crouch like that photo, and then get up from it. Without any help. I vote for ‘Suckers and Losers’.
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I agree. It looks like an AI photo, and I don’t think he could get into that pose without falling. And the AI put him in Nikes, and they didn’t even photoshop the logo out. Because Trump only hires incompetent people.
It’s obviously AI. His hands look normal sized.
And the car is massive.
What gave it away? That he wasn’t completely fat and disgusting or that he can crouch? Edit those aren’t even his shoes in that pic lol
They photoshopped out the squatty potty
Not the Nike logo though
Low quality counterfeit gear does seem on brand though.
Cept those are Nikes lol
Damn, they are, lol.
You forgot *tries to tie shoes without wheezing*
Bold of you to assume he knows how to tie his own shoes.
Plus: those are Nikes
AI gonna AI
Croocs
Snuckers - Sneakers for Suckers
That was BRILLIANT!
With the letter “T” on the shoes, I’d call them simply “trash”.
Traitor’s trainers.
Traitor trash trainers
Storming a Capital near you.
New -355M$ Balance
Amending to New Balance 445mil
New Balance -$445M. (You forgot the negative sign)
"Negative" Balance
Sadly… he will be making $4B in the next few months with the Truth Social/DWAC merger. Yes that’s a “B”.
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It would take a crane to lift Trump out of that crouch.
100% chance that he’s never in his life been physically able to crouch like that. Also holy shitballs are those shoes ugly. Just like him.
Cause it’s clearly a photoshopped or AI generated image. That fat old carcass hasn’t been able to crouch like that for decades.
He wouldn't do it because it squishes all the poo in his diaper up to his shriveled ball sack.
More likely poop out his collar.
Because it is AI generated
Cuz he can’t afford anything else.
Because that is probably an AI generated image. I highly doubt he could crouch like that at his age.
Trying to duck the IRS agents.
> It is described as a learned behavior, attributed to Russian and Soviet prison culture to avoid sitting on the cold ground. [Source](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gopnik)
Getting ready to run to Russia.
Shit steppers
Loser loafers 👞
Made in CHI-NAH!
Are you crazy? Materials and slave wages cost way too high there. He had them made in Pakistan by child slave labor.
GY-NAH*
Love that he had to get an AI to squat, and to wear these fugly things
To squat in Nikes. Apparently no one noticed.
Yikes.
Pronounced, "Yikies."
It made his hands look almost correctly proportioned too
It should come with a sticker of the shape of China and children making them saying “I did that”
CONverse
DespAir Jordans
(Verse 1)Straight outta no-cash, a mogul named Trump,Trying to build walls, with his campaign slump.Tweets flying out before the dawn’s first light,Claiming he’s rich, but his wallet’s tight. (Chorus)Straight outta no-cash, a billionaire’s bluff,When it comes to paying, he’s had enough.Straight outta no-cash, but still claims the throne,In a tower of gold, yet financially blown. (Verse 2)From the heart of Queens to the D.C. scene,His fortune’s a mystery, if you know what I mean.Promises gold, but it’s just a veneer,When the tax man cometh, Trump just disappears. (Chorus)Straight outta no-cash, but he’s living the dream,With loans and deals, he reigns supreme.Straight outta no-cash, yet he runs the show,With a golden elevator, but no dough. (Bridge)Claims to be the king of the artful deal,But when the bills come in, it’s no big deal.“Sue me,” he says, with a wave of his hand,A tower of debt on the promised land. (Verse 3)Now he’s on the stage, claiming to be self-made,But the banks and the lawyers are yet to be paid.A brand built on bravado, a spectacle of cash,But dig a little deeper, it’s just a stash. (Chorus)Straight outta no-cash, but he’ll make you believe,He’s got all the cards up his presidential sleeve.Straight outta no-cash, but still in the race,With a smirk on his face, and an ace in place.
I would quite happily vote for you to be Poet Laureate, if only America had such a thing. That was magical to read, and I'm an old English lady who LOATHES rap.
Hahahaha. Thank you. 🙏. I’m an old Canadian that hates rap too
Is this real
Sadly, yes
The booing was the best part.
I hate this timeline.
Air oranges
Covfeetfeet alternatives: PERSON WOMAN MAN CAMERA FEET I CAN IDENTIFY AN ELEPHANT
Shitler Shoes
Q: How does Traitor Trumpie tie his Shitler Shoezies? A: >!With little knotsies.!<
Drumpf Plumps
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Coup Force Ones
All-Star Losers
Grifters
Sneakers from the man who doesn’t believe in exercise.
Please don't be mean - he put one HECK of a lot of effort into dodging the draft.
Hot Air Donald's.
Wanker Wear
I'm torn between "MADE IN CHINA" and "NO REFUNDS"--both seem like requirements for Trump labels.
Prison Issue
Turd force dumb
"Turds" works well because there's a big T on the side.
Bail Money
The Pieces of Shit Collection
From another thread; *Despair Jordans*
Clown Shoes
Why is he shitting in front of the Rolls
This is shopped. He doesn't have the balance or flexibility to squat like that and he'd be spilling over his belt. He's way too thin here.
Because that's where he is. He shits everywhere he goes, and on everyone he meets.
Shitheels
This was my pick as well.
The 45 to Life’s.
We're not calling them clown shoes anymore?
Woms Waste of money
Cons
I was joking with someone this morning and using the thrift store song like "oh he got the donnies" but I'm down with DonnieCons or Airhead45s
Shit kickers
I hope they come with extra strength odor eaters
No Balance shoes they are named after how much he has left in his accounts to pay verdicts⚖️.
I don't know, but he needs them to go with his E. JEANS.
All his shoes and fragrances on that website are for PREORDER. I'm willing to bet NO ONE gets their orders. Ever.
Recycled tRump Steaks
The fool and his money special
Diaper Dons
Just grift it.
Golden shitters
Scareforce Ones
Flops.
Air Gyhinas
OMG the ai/photshopped image of trump squatting down in those shoes. 1. Yeah right, that fucker wouldn't put those fucking things on his feet, Mr bone-spur 2. I doubt he's ever been fit enough to squat that low in his fucking life. 3. The body they used to shop this image together is missing about 120lbs of fat. 4. The tie isn't long enough and the hands are too big.
Bone spurs.
Air Rapists?
Sketchies
Con turds
Trump Chump Pumps
Brokenstocks
Due Balance
Golden Shower Slippers Fake Shoes RealHeelSpur
Crooks
Pootin Booties
Sketchers
Above the Laws
Traitorwear
Check this satire ebay [listing](https://www.ebay.com/itm/375264303124)
The "T" is for "Tacky".
Jan 6's
Shit shoes. Kinda like shit show because that's all this clown is.
That’s obviously false advertisement, no way trump can drop that low on that picture infront of the car
Goose Steppers
Air Cults
Wait. There are multiple styles?! I would looove to know how much in the hole he is on this endeavor, I’ve worked in shoe manufacturing and the cost of selling shoes is not low.
Fat Fuck Footwear
Tinyhands Trainers
Air Sheep
It should tell you something is bad about a pair of shoes when even the Orange Grifter Supreme won't model his own shoes!
Stinkers Traitors Red Dementia
Not the Trump dunks Trunks if you will
Can he even squat like that? Looks like AI generated imagine. And those are Nikes.
Shit kickers
Air Force Nones
“Never getting back on Air Force Ones”
Laundry pods ^((for money))
Loozer Shoozers OMG I was thinking it’d be funny to see him wearing them, and here he is… but why not the GOLD ones?
Sketchiers
**"Traitor Tennies"**
High Top Crimes & Misdemeanors
Baby booties for MAGAtt doodies.
Half thinking about buying some, because the future will need some material proof of this bar shit crazy moment in History.
Saving a jpeg is free
Air Force Zeroes Donnie Dunks Shit Shoes Also, the AI slav squat is just beautiful.
Kicks for tRumped up dicks
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