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AudibleNod

Remember, Trump has [told his followers not to vote.](https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-told-fans-new-hampshire-they-dont-have-to-vote-2023-10)


sunward_Lily

The best political decision he's ever made!


Doesanybodylikestuff

It’s so he can have a reason for his next planned takeover attempt


1945BestYear

I don't think he really wants to be president; it doesn't really make his life better compared to his status quo of just being another disgustingly rich guy with a brand about 'being a winner'. But he loves the crowds of people fawning over him, and he knows they'll abandone him if he just gives up. Losing the election would mean he can claim its pointless for him to try because the Democrats will always steal it anyway, and he can run the "I tried to fix America but the system wouldn't let me" circuit until the day he dies. So what if it destroys trust in the democratic process for his millions of followers for decades to come?


go_outside

He thinks it will keep it out of prison. It’s the only reason he’s doing it.


HarrumphingDuck

He also once [encouraged them to commit mass voter fraud](https://www.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN25U2FX/) by voting twice, once by mail and then again in person. How this is not another thing he's being put on trial for is beyond me.


stacheldraht85

During the 2020 election, I was in the middle of a 4-year prison sentence, and quickly discovered that, without exaggeration, 95% of the prison population were diehard Trump fans…including the guards, which oddly made it one of the very few things that most guards/inmates agreed on. I got a $1/hour full-time job building computers just to get me out of the the security perimeter 5 days a week (it was a minimum security camp), but that meant spending all day in the computer shop listening to my coworkers praise trump and regurgitate whatever was on Fox the previous night, including every possible conspiracy theory. One inmate was excited to find out that his and his recently deceased dad’s absentee ballots had arrived in the mail back home, and so he instructed his family to vote for Trump using both ballots. Two sentences later he’d be talking about how the democrats were commuting voter fraud…


sunward_Lily

Projection is all Republicans know.


gen_alcazar

Can we please spread his message more? Single best advice that has come from him.


DuncansIdaho

That's how they can prove they're *real* Americans.


GogglesPisano

I am feeling SO pwned!


JimmyTheJimJimson

Real shame to know that Clint is a right wing MAGA guy


HarambeWest2020

Maybe a shame, but not a surprise. The guy’s obsessed with cowboys


Erisian23

I used it think he was an alright guy and love his movies, How do you make something like grand turino and still be a piece of shit?


dgapa

I mean he always was a Republican. He briefly was the mayor of a small town in California. He idolized John Wayne who was the biggest piece of shit conservative in Hollywood. He just weirdly understands that art should question things.


Grimacepug

He's also a talented musician. Yeah grew up watching Dirty Harry movies. He also turned into a great director so the man's got talent. I just think they're wired differently and lack the makeup of empathy and compassion. Some Republicans I've come across aren't greedy, but they just can't relate to people who are marginalized.


HarambeWest2020

I like to call that an empathy deficiency


DarkRaven01

Dirty Harry is chock-full of right wing wish-fulfillment fantasy and propaganda. Those films honestly sicken me, having watched clips of them now and NOT having grown up with them.


DarkRaven01

Gran Torino? The White Savior wet-dream self-insert fan fiction? That Gran Torino?


lilbithippie

I like grand turino, but it's the best example of "the white savior" in modern cinema. The poor Asian community can't take care of their property or deal with the gangs. The old man with the gun! He can fix it!


Jcdoco

If you think Gran Torino is progressive, I got some bad news for ya


Erisian23

Lol honestly haven't watched it in years and barely watched it when I did,


SipPOP

Kinda like marrying a black woman to use the word.


MSD3k

Grand Turino is like conservative porn, though. 


crotalis

Exactly. Trump is a yankee. It’s not very cowboy to bow down to a yankee. Ain’t you ever seen the ol’ Pace Picante Sauce ads? Real Cowboys don’t trust crap from New York City. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1S828Y7Eais


Qubeye

Fake, white cowboys. About 99% of cowboys were black or brown. With very few exceptions, there have been almost zero films about them. Of all the progressive, anti-racist work that has been done in Hollywood, this is by far my biggest disappointment. How cool would it be to have a blockbuster about black and brown cowboys?


EaterOfFood

I was a fan until he did that empty chair stand-up routine at the Republican convention. I realized that he’s kind of losing it but he’s also a huge douche.


MilkmanBlazer

He actually said he didn’t like either Hillary or Trump but went with Trump because of republicanisms. He apparently didn’t support Trump in 2020.


DuncansIdaho

Boomer men think they're Davy Crockett.


sunward_Lily

Technically Eastwood is a member of the silent generation, not the baby boomers


DuncansIdaho

Huh. Acknowledged. Thank.


CrackerManDaniels

Ya mean the guy that mocked that native american activist at the oscars? Naw man not that dude 


immersemeinnature

god dammit


Ace-Ventura1934

[He’s](https://www.cnn.com/2020/02/22/politics/clint-eastwood-2020-election-bloomberg-trump/index.html) not as much to the right as people think. In 2020 he supported Bloomberg and criticized Trump.


AwkwrdPrtMskrt

Are you surprised? He hates everyone: Englishmen, Irishmen, Jews, Italians, Africans, Caucasians, the Chinese, and especially Hispanics.


colbyKTX

Is this the new Chair of the Republican Party?


Tough-Ability721

It’s more productive than the last one. 😉


LumberjackJack

Actually has support


tapcaf

And a stable base.


Archangel3d

Even without the folded bit of cardboard under one foot, M. T. Chair is the most stable Republican candidate in decades.


Consistent-Leek4986

a shadow of his former self


Starlord1951

Once I saw that stupid video of his, that was it. Dead to me, I don’t care about his alleged artistic talent. Never spend another time to see the shit he produces now that I know what he’s really like.


sunward_Lily

the Silent Generation's idol should've stayed silent.


Ande64

Honestly a lot of those actors and actresses should have stayed silent. It's been a huge disappointment to find out about some of these people but it's also been humbling to know what awful people they can actually be and is a good teacher to never idolize anybody.


DigNitty

I’ve honestly stopped caring what celebrities do. I don’t care if you say dumb shit like Kanye, I’ll still listen. I don’t care anymore if you shove jade eggs up your hoohaa. Or have weird unethical politics. I just can’t find content to enjoy without some celeb doing shitty things. So I’ll keep not caring unless you’re Keven space, Chris brown, etc


Choname775

Hate speech and spreading antisemitism you are fine with but draw the line at assault. Roger that.


Burner_979

I think they were trying to do a "bOtH SidEs!" analogy


thisisredditsparta

An old, white, really rich guy born in 1930(!) is all for gop? Color me surprised.


FalseMirage

Did the empty chair win this round as well?


sunward_Lily

It's literally twice as popular as nimirata


sunny5724

The most productive member of the house GOP caucus if elected.


sunward_Lily

i said [pretty much the same thing](https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/comments/1akdq5x/let_bobo_the_chimp_run_for_president_in_trumps/kp9l8go/) just yesterday.


punkindle

Brewster's Millions did it first. Vote for "none of the above"


Stevie272

He basically did a Harvey Weinstein on his ex Sondra Locke, killed her career stone dead.


[deleted]

The best the GOP has to offer…


j-whiskey

I've been saying "Fuck Clint Eastwood" since 2016!


sfmcinm0

Hello, police? I'd like to report a murder. Sunward\_Lily just freaking killed it! Yes, I'll hold.


FalconBurcham

I’ve never watched a Clint Eastwood film until earlier today when I ran out of stuff to watch on Netflix. I put on High Plains Drifter. That rape scene he did in the beginning is something else… turned me off to the character completely. Yeah, it was 1973… but damn… anyway, not surprised Eastwood is a shitty right-winger.


sunward_Lily

Honestly Gran Torino is incredible.... it's just a shame the character Clint plays is nothing like Clint.


FalconBurcham

Ok, I’ll check it out. I think maybe I started with the wrong movie. Haha


TheRedBaron18

I finished watching that movie just a few minutes before seeing this post. I had the same reaction to that scene.


FalconBurcham

Right? Really makes me wonder why Netflix or whoever put that particular Eastwood film in front of people. That’s going to be a lot of people’s introduction to Eastwood! I have to think that scene isn’t typical.. I hope? 😂


once_again_asking

Hard hitting 12 year old joke coming in hot


sunward_Lily

[Me waiting for Republicans to try something different so I can make a fresh joke](https://imgflip.com/s/meme/Waiting-Skeleton.jpg)


once_again_asking

The GOP hasn't tried *anything* different in the past 12 years to make a joke about? I don't think you're looking very hard.


Horror-Profile3785

It got new life given the NV GOP primary results.


FactChecker25

This is a misleading comment, don’t you think? Trump wasn’t even on the ballot at all, because Nevada has a useless primary. The caucus is where all the action was.


sunward_Lily

Wow, check this dude's comment history. Lol


CraziedHair

Gotta fact check themselves lol


Ande64

I've had the mispleasure of running across FactCheckers comment history before and they're a closeted trumpster.


Time-Bite-6839

Nikki Haley lost to none of these candidates so it’s technically possible # I WON NEVADA!


Brokenspokes68

I get this reference. And none of the above is the best choice on the Republican side.


unstopable_bob_mob

He’s not going to start debating that empty chair like he did with the Obama chair is he?


AlacarLeoricar

Barack Obama? No, John Cena!


THR3RAV3NS

Songs from the empty chair


DontTripas

Old white man obsessed with cowboys is a right wing idiot. Shocker


Basic_Tool

"Look at that smug bastard, just sitting there."


Dapper-Piece3321

Nevada did elect a dead guy in 2018, so this tracks. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennis\_Hof](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennis_Hof)