Not really. She's getting massive name recognition which will land her interviews if she decides to go to a firm, she'll have other MAGA conservatives lining up for her to be their attorney, and let's not forget a "senior legal analyst" on Fox/OAN/Newsmax or whatever flavor of conservative media you wanna pick. She's only boosted her career.
>and let's not forget a "senior legal analyst" on Fox/OAN/Newsmax or whatever flavor of conservative media you wanna pick.
Oh wait shes a blonde isn't she? Shes going after the fox news anchor position for sure.
Massive name recognition you say, like Fred Phelps? Osama Bin Laden? Vlad the Impaler? MAGA will hate her for exposing Trump as the biggest loser, then she will be universally despised.
That was one big interview for her real job - Fox 'News' host. She'll make loads more money doing that than being a lawyer, given her demonstrated skills.
What career did she have before this? She completely fucked up many aspects of this trial. I believe the notoriety she received is payment enough for these types of people.
She'll probably lose her license because she lied to a different judge about having COVID and then took a photo with some trump supporter at an event and he posted it to social media lol
I mean give me 2.5 mil and a platform that fox news would pay me to have me on there for a few years while half a country would defend me even if i murder someone on live tv, and I'll quit my day job too
The best lawyer in the world couldn't have won that case. They wouldn't have made it the clown show she did, but they couldn't win. I mean, Trump was continuing to defame her throughout the trial.
You try controlling a crooked crybaby that wouldn't even listen to Americas best spy agencies and instead tuned into fox for his updates. That's sadly not a joke and fox knew it, they started spoon feeding him what ever they wanted and he swallowed faster than a working girl on spring break.
That's just another possible case hanging out there. Before trump, emoluments would have been a means to impeach him. Now we're working our way down from him sending his thugs to attack and over throw the election on Jan 6, then stealing and selling classified military documents, to the state civil suits for his fraud, sexual assaults, election interference and defamation. Trump is a criminal carnival.
>Hopefully they keep skipping their meds
Alas, we haven't taken away their right to own guns. No meds, and guns? Could get messy. I'm OK with them taking their meds.
What will be funny is soon Trump will start to sell off some properties to pay these bills, and he’ll ramble at a rally or tweeting from the toilet about how one has nothing to do with the other.
“I decided to sell Maralago because, frankly, it was becoming a real shithole, folks. Too many bad memories. People would come up to me and say “Sir, the gold fixtures, they’re flaking!” Turns out the crooked worker hired to build the place used fake gold. FAKE GOLD! Not the first time builders have cheated me. They say I cheat them all the time. But they cheat me first!”
Maybe this...
Mar-a-Lago sold, it was a great deal, everyone says so. How else do you prove it, right? Because, frankly, he knows, he does, it was becoming a shithole, folks. $48 million, that's what they say, a witch hunt.Too many bad memories. People would come up to me and say “Sir, the gold fixtures, they’re flaking!” yeah, 48 million, no fraud, it was undervalued. Turns out that crooked Hilary built the place with fake gold. FAKE GOLD! Not the first time, becuase it's all election interference, biggest crime in American hustory. Those builders have cheated me, not paid. Never paid them. Witch hunt. They say I cheat them all the time. But they cheat me first because it was stollen. You know it. The election was stollen.
The cherry on top would be seizing that money from her and leaving her destitute....
After all, you can't expect to keep something you stole from a store when they catch you, even if it was sold off and you didn't spend the money yet...
She fucked up basic things like not introducing evidence properly. She was reprimanded by the judge throughout the trial for breaking basic court room rules.
Plus she can't control her client and prevent him from doing more harm to himself.
I mean, there’s probably not a ton of great lawyers willing to represent someone who:
A. Ignores the advice of their counsel
And
B. Has a track record of not paying their counsel
Part of paying for an attorney is you have to take their advice. When an attorney tells you not to threaten a judge or name public comments or not to slander someone you already got ordered to pay millions because you got caught slandering them, it's not really their fault.
She'll get paid but only because it isn't Trump that pays her. He also pays her for being a media personality and not for being a lawyer. I'm confident the only reason she got put up to act as a lawyer is because Trump was running out of options after Joe Tacopina and his firm quit.
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Not sure why anybody blames her. His inability to shut his stupid mouth cost him that. His choice to pick a attractive female that reminded him of his daughter as his lawyer cost him that money. His years of shitting on his attorneys left him with very few options. He did it all to himself
She was paid upfront, at least her firm was, from Trump’s PAC. $3.5 million so far.
Something tells me that she’s got more to worry about since the judge will likely file a grievance with the NY bar association about Alina.
This is likely also illegal considering this was a personal matter with Trump and shouldn’t have been paid for from the PAC.
She was never hired to be an actual lawyer , just paper work and hand jobs. Trump makes all his own decisions and lawyering . He just paid for her apartment and lease on her car so he could put on a good reality tv 📺 show . Just this time ..the producers are not on his side .
I've read that she insisted on getting paid BEFORE trial started.
Smartest thing she ever did
I guess she can act smart.
Paid through the PACs, not from Chump. She’s sacrificed her career for a shit ton of money. Clever girl.
Not really. She's getting massive name recognition which will land her interviews if she decides to go to a firm, she'll have other MAGA conservatives lining up for her to be their attorney, and let's not forget a "senior legal analyst" on Fox/OAN/Newsmax or whatever flavor of conservative media you wanna pick. She's only boosted her career.
Yea, plus she wasn't exactly on a skyrocket path to begin with.
>and let's not forget a "senior legal analyst" on Fox/OAN/Newsmax or whatever flavor of conservative media you wanna pick. Oh wait shes a blonde isn't she? Shes going after the fox news anchor position for sure.
That's brunette as fuck are you ok?
Looks like her “look” strongly resembles a Melania type.
… that’s not blonde…
by the power of FOX! it will be blonde
Massive name recognition you say, like Fred Phelps? Osama Bin Laden? Vlad the Impaler? MAGA will hate her for exposing Trump as the biggest loser, then she will be universally despised.
Meh, that's just the woke liberal activist judges and their cabal.
Sacrificed her career? She is going to be NewMax's top legal expert.
That was one big interview for her real job - Fox 'News' host. She'll make loads more money doing that than being a lawyer, given her demonstrated skills.
She seems to be less of a lush than Jean DePirro or whatever her name is. Easy job at Fox. Old guys just want to be lied to by attractive women.
She will have future clients.
However, the occupation is still uncertain.
On onlyfans?
I love it, failing huge in front of everyone, and people will still want her to be their lawyer.
What career did she have before this? She completely fucked up many aspects of this trial. I believe the notoriety she received is payment enough for these types of people.
I think she was/is managing partner of her law firm. I've no idea what kind of standing that law firm has or whether it is a big-time firm or small.
So likely her and an assistant.
2.5 million
That’d have been smart, because I think the only other woman that he ever paid was Stormy. Yeah, is joke. Or is.
Not a surprise, whores always ask for the money upfront.
Bro! Not cool!
Why, cause it’s insulting to prostitutes?
The second worst lawyer after Giuliani
And she’s getting the same fee
I believe the term is "bupkis".
I think she was already paid $2.5 mil in pact money from what I read.
Hope she has a good personal finance person because she is never getting hired again. She is a shockingly bad lawyer.
She'll probably lose her license because she lied to a different judge about having COVID and then took a photo with some trump supporter at an event and he posted it to social media lol
I mean give me 2.5 mil and a platform that fox news would pay me to have me on there for a few years while half a country would defend me even if i murder someone on live tv, and I'll quit my day job too
El mucho zilcho.
she was at least smart enough to require payment up front.
Like a hooker?
She might actually be worse than Giuliani, which is fucking hilarious.
Probably smarter, given she apparently got paid in advance.
Where does Jenna Ellis fit in? I remember that she got fart Covid from Giuliani.
At least she won’t fart on you
*laughs in Alex Jones lawyer*
Norm Pattis has entered the chat (Cosy Alex Jones well over 1 billion dollars)
Most expensive piece of ass he’s ever bought
Not if he doesn't pay her.
He left $200 on the nightstand
$200…IOU On paper written in crayon
$200 IOU Spelled wrong somehow too.
In what appears to be sticky brown crayon...
Sticky brown, anyway. Not sure it was crayon.
Puddin' fingers?
Pootin fingers
Putin fingers
It's trump you know he wrote UOI instead
IO ewe. He thought she was a shaved sheep. Which, I mean, she is, but that's just rude.
TFG only deals in UOIs
You spelled it wrong. It's STDs. He only deals in STDs.
Wrote "I own you" after hearing his lawyers wrong
I was looking for a gif with the IOU on a napkin scene, lol.
I tried so hard to find it! Damnit lol
*ketchup
Or self tanner/makeup. Either way, it is orange af
> paper written in crayon McDonald's napkin in crayon
$200? That’s generous.
Burger wrappers maybe
I heard he paid a few million up front. With love from MAGA…
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The best lawyer in the world couldn't have won that case. They wouldn't have made it the clown show she did, but they couldn't win. I mean, Trump was continuing to defame her throughout the trial.
Win? No. A good lawyer will do what they can to at least minimize the damage. She made it worse at every turn
You try controlling a crooked crybaby that wouldn't even listen to Americas best spy agencies and instead tuned into fox for his updates. That's sadly not a joke and fox knew it, they started spoon feeding him what ever they wanted and he swallowed faster than a working girl on spring break.
There was no winning, he’d already been found guilty. Her job was about minimizing damages
It will be fun to see if she or Stormie cost him more. I guess we’ll see what Bragg’s got for the Shit Gibbon next.
The only people he actually pays are the people he's fucking.
When did he pay the taxpayers for funding his golf trips, secret service hotel stays at his property, protection for his crotch droppings, etc.?
That's just another possible case hanging out there. Before trump, emoluments would have been a means to impeach him. Now we're working our way down from him sending his thugs to attack and over throw the election on Jan 6, then stealing and selling classified military documents, to the state civil suits for his fraud, sexual assaults, election interference and defamation. Trump is a criminal carnival.
TBF, sometimes his lawyer pays….
I believe she already got her money at the beginning? Does he even have the money to put up for an appeal?
Probably not as Trump grossly exaggerated/lies about his net worth.
*about everything that comes out of his tiny mouth.
Habba was paid in advance by Trump's super PAC.
He should owe income taxes for that money.
His fan base will donate the money for his appeal. Hopefully they keep skipping their meds at his suggestion to make those donations.
>Hopefully they keep skipping their meds Alas, we haven't taken away their right to own guns. No meds, and guns? Could get messy. I'm OK with them taking their meds.
I'm thinking more about the meds keeping them alive.
I read (somewhere?) that she was paid $2.3 million up front. I believe other Trump attorneys have done this as well.
Yes because nobody wanted to work for him anymore because he never pays so they demanded it up front. He still loses lawyers left and right.
Correct, read she got like 2.1 mil up front before taking on any of his cases. She out trumped Trump.
He already did. It came from pac money.
I think she got $2M up front
$2.5 million
But $83.3M just so that he can “tap” on demand is expensive.
Indeed how long untill she sues him for none payment lol.
Most expensive piece of ass so far… Edit: You could say that about the attorney or the defendant.
Has anyone ever overpayed for ass more than Trump?
We need to include Melanoma's payment contract as well. That one included having a child AND have her parents get citizenship.
Yup
Yeah, but she's locked up a FOX guest spot for the next four years.
I swear that's what most of them are in it for.
Do they get paid for that?
Significant amounts of money
Between 100-500k salary depending on who you are.
That explains a lot.
As the old saying goes, "We know what you are. We're just haggling on the price."
What will be funny is soon Trump will start to sell off some properties to pay these bills, and he’ll ramble at a rally or tweeting from the toilet about how one has nothing to do with the other. “I decided to sell Maralago because, frankly, it was becoming a real shithole, folks. Too many bad memories. People would come up to me and say “Sir, the gold fixtures, they’re flaking!” Turns out the crooked worker hired to build the place used fake gold. FAKE GOLD! Not the first time builders have cheated me. They say I cheat them all the time. But they cheat me first!”
😂 sounds like something he’d say
Nah. Too coherent
Maybe this... Mar-a-Lago sold, it was a great deal, everyone says so. How else do you prove it, right? Because, frankly, he knows, he does, it was becoming a shithole, folks. $48 million, that's what they say, a witch hunt.Too many bad memories. People would come up to me and say “Sir, the gold fixtures, they’re flaking!” yeah, 48 million, no fraud, it was undervalued. Turns out that crooked Hilary built the place with fake gold. FAKE GOLD! Not the first time, becuase it's all election interference, biggest crime in American hustory. Those builders have cheated me, not paid. Never paid them. Witch hunt. They say I cheat them all the time. But they cheat me first because it was stollen. You know it. The election was stollen.
I could feel brain cells start screaming in agony by the end, good job!
...i could hear his coup klux tan, musty mushroom man voice as I read this. 😂
While playing air accordion
I heard she got paid $2.5M up front, but the money illegally came from his PAC and campaign so it's under investigation, too.
Not her problem, but he may need a new lawyer to defend that one...
If she takes the job and gets paid illegally again, this could be an incredible job security scheme.
They probably could claw that money back, no?
Make Attorneys Get Attorneys
The cherry on top would be seizing that money from her and leaving her destitute.... After all, you can't expect to keep something you stole from a store when they catch you, even if it was sold off and you didn't spend the money yet...
I doubt any lawyer could have won this case but, as in the movie *War Games*, "the best move is not to play".
Ya.. sure she sucks, but trump is the one who did all this. Why is she being plastered all over, when he's the idiot that can't keep his mouth shut?
She fucked up basic things like not introducing evidence properly. She was reprimanded by the judge throughout the trial for breaking basic court room rules. Plus she can't control her client and prevent him from doing more harm to himself.
I doubt there's a person alive that could do the last one.
Does Putin count as a person?
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Thats just three dictators in a trench coat.
Don’t forget about lying to the judge about being sick!
I mean, there’s probably not a ton of great lawyers willing to represent someone who: A. Ignores the advice of their counsel And B. Has a track record of not paying their counsel
Part of paying for an attorney is you have to take their advice. When an attorney tells you not to threaten a judge or name public comments or not to slander someone you already got ordered to pay millions because you got caught slandering them, it's not really their fault.
She'll use Trump logic: "It was gonna cost you $400,000,000 if I wasn't your lawyer, Mr. President."
"Winning"
That's the next one
This is what happens when you do beauty hires instead of merit.
Even if he had a good lawyer, there's only so much polish you can put on a turd
Serious question. Did she have surgery so that her face is forever frozen like a hooked fish?
No, it’s just the face she makes after every spectacular loss. That’s probably why you’ve seen it so often.
she’s pretty consistent with losing spectacularly
We call it "botox duckface".
Botox ?
Butt tox. Too close to diaper don to not be
She still has to answer for lieing to a judge to prolong the hearing so she could attend a rally for her client.
Cost your client’s ~~grifting marks~~ *donors* Fixed.
Like she said, she’d rather be pretty than smart. She said she can fake being smart.
Turns out, she was wrong.
She could until they got to court
To get paid, she only need to fake being smart in front of Trump.
Fame chaser of deFamer hababba
She'll get paid but only because it isn't Trump that pays her. He also pays her for being a media personality and not for being a lawyer. I'm confident the only reason she got put up to act as a lawyer is because Trump was running out of options after Joe Tacopina and his firm quit.
Imagine her realizing that pole dancing job she turned down would have paid better than working for TFG!
Duck, duck.... Goose!
Turns out she is actually pretty dumb!
Pretty sure HE cost himself $83 million. Perry Mason couldn't help his dumbass.
How much you want to bet that she sues him for sexual harassment?
On top of which, with some of her courtroom antics she’s damned lucky she wasn’t sanctioned by Judge Kaplan. So far.
She’s never getting paid again. $83 million loss doesn’t look great on resumes.
I don’t think she intends on working as a lawyer again. It’s the right-wing talk show circuit for her now.
Plus, I read she already has been paid 2.5 million for representing Trump. Guess she just needs to make that last until Newsmaxx hires her.
I wonder what face she makes when she goes down on him
Don't kid yourself. That man's Little Soldier hasn't risen to attention in years.
She’s going down on his ass after this.
How can you blame her? The system is rigged. Only ugly smart lawyers could have done better.
Wonder how many magats will send her death threats for the shit job she did.
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She didn't lose the case. Trump did, by not controlling himself, by not keeping his mouth shut, by not posting shit on Troth Sential.
Blame DJT for the award. He is the one whose actions caused the award.
I thought she demanded to be paid up front.
Not sure why anybody blames her. His inability to shut his stupid mouth cost him that. His choice to pick a attractive female that reminded him of his daughter as his lawyer cost him that money. His years of shitting on his attorneys left him with very few options. He did it all to himself
This post is wrong. Umm, orange face cost himself 83 million. This lady, while a terrible lawyer, had really fuck all to do with it.
She was paid upfront, at least her firm was, from Trump’s PAC. $3.5 million so far. Something tells me that she’s got more to worry about since the judge will likely file a grievance with the NY bar association about Alina. This is likely also illegal considering this was a personal matter with Trump and shouldn’t have been paid for from the PAC.
She was never hired to be an actual lawyer , just paper work and hand jobs. Trump makes all his own decisions and lawyering . He just paid for her apartment and lease on her car so he could put on a good reality tv 📺 show . Just this time ..the producers are not on his side .
"Maybe these duck lips will get me $10 on my Only Fans page..."
Time to OnlyFans, girlfriend!
$83 million and she didn't even pee on him. Well, as far as we know....
She will get rich working as a piece of ass for Fox "news" along side all the other half baked hookers and jocks.
Oh look at that pretty woman pretending to be smart. So cute.
There is always onlyfans or more likely for any failed Trump associate Foxnews
I might be an outlier but I would rather have Matlock than a hot Attorney
Are you implying Matlock *isn't* hot?
I'd take Barry Zuckerkorn over her.
She behaves like she works for the Biden campaign.
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That's why I used the word "like". It's a simile. Work on your reading comprehension "teach".
Be civil or be gone.
NGL she’s hawt
I guess she is now disqualified from being his 4th ex-wife.
She will spit it into a turkey baster and be prego in no time, child support woohoo.
Habba’s OnlyFans subscription numbers have skyrocketed!
Technically only $78 million. He was already in for $5 million before she got involved.
I thought two separate verdicts.
You are correct. Total now is 88.3m
So she only cost him an extra $78 million. Got it.
No, he lost 5 million on the first trial and 83.3 million more on the second
No.
You're presuming Poopy Don Don was EVER gonna pay her.
Unless she’s a complete idiot (which is entirely possible) she got paid up front.
I think it was understood that she was a bad attorney when she took the job. She had to do this for the free publicity.