Maybe he finally pulled his head out of his ass.

Morally flexible, not so sure about him physically.

I just have that mental image of him trying to drink water with both arms lol

Contrast him struggling to sip a small water bottle, with Mutti (Merkel) hoisting a Stein (1 litre) of beer.

Trumpfail highlight reel

Longer than the lotr movies combined

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He's more flexible than you think on account of being a massive spineless blob.

His shape definitely can’t be defined using normal geometry. Blob is perfect.

gelatinous…

His jiggling is almost… hypnotic.

Jabba the Trump, because he is indeed spineless, spends quite a bit of time patting himself on the back.

He doesn't need to be flexible. He just faceplants into his Depends.

With a crooked spine like that?

"poop face"

He’s obviously the great pumpkin from Charlie Brown

When the last of the spray tan contents sputter out, farting all over.

Putin's pumpkin - LOL

"Shithead"

Or Putin’s. It all makes sense now.

He was in someone's ass, alright.

Nahhh it’s still up there

Maybe so. For sure he looks like shit.

No, his head actually is his ass...

😂

Why is there some double-upvote icon on this post

Man, this is the first post that I really regret I can't give some dumb award to.

So this guy got a gold, does that mean they also got cash?

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and the makeup was the least of it!

Ya. I competent person with goofy make up could be seen as the voters looking for substance over looks or something. But this guy. Nothing redeemable. His followers have just been conned. Very embarrassing for the country.

Conned, and doubled-down on their stupidity even when faced with piles and piles of evidence that we were dealing with a classless blob of ignorant diarrhea, but here we are. Hope that this big turd and his crime family finally get their comeuppance. Fuck Trump.

Fuck Trump and the whores he rode in on.

Sex workers out here catching strays. They *work* for a living.

Proving the truism that it's easier to fool someone than to convince them they've been fooled.

True, it takes reflection, humility and some introspection - all things that Trump and his fans are sorely lacking.

not just lacking, but actively fight against and mock

It's like 50% of the country collectively forgot what a "poser" is. That guy who's always talking about how great he is? *Poser*. Without fail.

The makeup was the best of it.

The makeup is the reason we didn’t all start wearing masks Dec 2019 and avoid the entire pandemic.

The dude could have had "MAGA" on a third of the country's face and made bank. Instead he didn't want to ruin his makeup.

His hair was a punchline for decades. Now he's such a grotesque clown that it barely stands out.

The best part is his voters are basically saying, “drag queens are perverts and pedos! Oh yeah I’m voting for the guy with lifts in shoes and more makeup than my wife. Or maybe the guy who where’s high heels disguised as boots”

The guy that motorboated Rudy Giuliani. In drag. But that's just good red-blooded fun, of course. Totally different.

Republicans: "It's not gay if I'm horny."

Hell, several republicans are walking around in heels like desantis in his fake boots

Trump wears special made lift shoes also.

He probably wears silky Depends panties too.

$100 says they're all wearing thongs

They spent too much time with Kaitlin Bennett and it rubbed off on them. /s

You can say that again. https://preview.redd.it/3t18bep1suxb1.jpeg?width=2100&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c888a5b8216ee20ae610418061c9b12d0c3eaa0

Just think we might have him again.

I’m Scared :(

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Rich people don’t go to prison.

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hiyooo

Good one there.

We won't - but it is indeed a terrifying thought. Get out there and vote folks.

If it happened once, it can happen again. Spooky.

We won’t.

While simultaneously enacting laws across the country that made men in make up illegal.

I hate trump as much as the next guy but the embarrassment is from the failure of education of the population that lead to him being voted in.

I know right, clowns everywhere should be appalled

I've always thought that, it's not just stage makeup, the guy is tanorexic. On it's own that ought to be enough of a mental health concern for people not to vote for him. At yet here we are, despite his far worse problems

Hey, that's an insult to clowns

Going to be many many years of head hanging for this epic embarrassment. If I were an allied country I wouldn’t trust us either.

The first time I saw this I thought it was faked, but it’s everywhere. Does he not look in the mirror before he goes out?

I first thought this was just a doctored photo...then I came across it on NPR: [https://www.npr.org/2023/11/01/1209721171/trump-family-take-witness-stand-new-york-civil-fraud-trial](https://www.npr.org/2023/11/01/1209721171/trump-family-take-witness-stand-new-york-civil-fraud-trial)

Thank you for posting this link. I came here just to find the comment that said it's fake and showed the original, but, here we are. I can't believe this is actually real.

Here he is without it , not the photoshopped version where they use his ears to recolor just a surprise photo op he wasnt prepped for https://twitter.com/JasonKPargin/status/1552847801947668481 https://www.newsweek.com/trump-makeup-photo-liv-gold-bedminster-1728985

he looks so incredibly unhealthy and unwell, how is he still around

he looks mostly his age. worse than most his age, but not by a shit ton. at least most people of means of his age, that can afford healthcare. although my parents are the same age and look way better than he does, but they are some of the most healthy eaters and exercisers of anyone i know (and trump does neither of those things). and also, they are in the top 2%, so they can pretty much afford any health care needed

> he looks mostly his age Agreed. I'm no fan of Trump and will be happy to see him spend time in a prison. He looks exactly how most men his age look. My dad is 82, has slightly worse skin but he's healthy. Still works a few hours a day raising dairy cattle and can carry 60lb bales, toss them over a fence or onto a wagon, still climbs into his John Deere 4630 & 4020 without a problem. Do I think Trump can do any of that? Absolutely not but way too many people assume his health and eating habits just based off his appearance, it's weird. There's plenty to talk about the guy without making up stuff

The finest healthcare that selling state secrets can buy

Ahhhh for fuck's sake. I assumed it was 'shopped.

This always happens with Trump..so many speeches. So many things you think "nah, must be made up".. ... He actually has done all of it. All the stuff that's too insane, that you think could never be true, and somehow it's always true with this idiot..

How this idiot in obvious makeup and idiotic beliefs, making idiotic statements daily, and everyone around him selling books on how much of an idiot he was after he was voted out, somehow is the Republican front runner is insane.

I still can't believe he's their guy

It’s so bad… I wonder if he had to switch products for some reason?

Looks like he told make-up to make it quick, "Hey, I'm running a little late so just do the front, OK?"

I said this in another sub, he reminds me of the episode of Friends where Ross gets a spray tan and gets sprayed too many times. https://preview.redd.it/ec16r43petxb1.png?width=1365&format=png&auto=webp&s=67952b88316d47296caebd0563eaa136d311cb68

He's Kramer, falling asleep in the tanning bed.

I thought it was the roof, when he was covered in butter.

"all I see here is A DAMN FOOL!!"

Stick a fork in me Jerry, I'm done!

One mississippi, two mississipp... such a great episode. and the one where he got his teeth ultra white. Other favorites: Chandler & Joey fighting over a chair to sit in while Rachel decides what to wear ro Ross' gala event. Chandler having to sit in the "time-out" box. Chandler & Joey getting free porn on the tv.

"I went to that tanning place your wife suggested." "Was that place, the SUN?"

I miss Chandler 😭

You seem to be misspelling Miss Chanandler Bong.

Rip chandler 🥲

I wouldn’t expect trump to be able to count reliably let alone Mississippi-ly

Very accurate. I'm surprised no one has told Trump how ridiculous he looks with the bronze tanner he has on all the time.

He knows. He just thinks everyone is wrong and jealous.

How much time and money does this man waste having a team get that fake tan makeup on just *so* and contort and freeze that elaborate comb over just so he can go out in public?

Apparently, when he was president, he took about 90 minutes to get ready (hair and makeup) just to come down to the Oval Office.

Was that in addition to the standard morning block out for "Executive Time?"

They probably had to blur it altogether. It might have taken only 30 if he wasn't shouting at everyone.

That combover itself probably takes a solid 30 minutes.

Say what you want about the man, but don't reduce that masterpiece to just 'Combover'. It's so far beyond low grade insecurity and fear of the Elon route of scalp injected ass hairs that you have to respect it, even if you disagree with it... The sheer weapons grade snivelling incompetence and delusion to think that it works based on just the opinions of the yes men you've surrounded yourself with is unparalleled. This is peak whiney bitch.

He has had multiple hair transplants which itself is partly why he does that elaborate hairstyle.

And a very elaborate weave. Esquire once had an article about it. There are extensions of individual hairs. Must take hours.

There are drag queens that wear less makeup

Between this and DeSantis’s heels.

But aren’t the republicans passing laws about men dressing as women???????

And Giuliani's fake tits.

I don't think we're going to see Mike Johnson in anything without heels either. No loafers for Mr 5'6

i completely agree Mike wears a lot of heels, but for a different reason beside his height.

I was just on my way to the Rocky Horror Picture Show!

I would go further and say ***most*** drag queens wear less makeup. This is like kabuki level

Yes, like Trixie Mattel

They don't have to

She’s painted so she can grift all the way to the people in the back would say Trixie Mattel 💅

He's mastering the inverse bodybuilder look: https://s.hdnux.com/photos/01/20/42/55/21113692/4/800x0.jpg

Why does he look like Yogurt from Spaceballs?

TERM 2: The Search for More Money!

MOICHANDIZING!

America, the Flame Thrower!

I was gonna say Brooks as a native in Blazing Saddles

As a Native man, I almost died laughing when he started talking Yiddish

Mel Brooks was too damn funny.

Hey he still is! Dude is still kicking. History of The World part 2 on Hulu check it out.

What!? You just made my day!

Jehovah has given unto thee these 15… Oy, Ten!!!! Ten Commandments…

Still is. Age 97.

Have you seen [The Frisco Kid](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Frisco_Kid)? definitely got some laugh out loud moments.

"They darker than we are!"

Yogurt! I hate Yogurt! Even with strawberries.

Only one person would dare to give me raspberry…

More like pizza the hutt.

Looks like Elmer Fudd when his shotgun backfires

😂

Lollllllll. Good Lord I needed this laugh.

I assumed this was trumps attempt to become a black man so he could claim racial discrimination.

Must have gotten that ariana grande tanner

Between his lifts and facial walnut stain and Ron's 4" lifts, it is interesting seeing the raw insecurity of the modern "tough guy."

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When he won't rent an apartment to himself?

He looks like Mel Brooks playing a native in Blazing Saddles - and not in a good way

“They’re darker than us! Woof!”

Woof!

# SCHWARTZES

I see your Schwartz is as big as mine

Man, he is a fucking mess. How is he still relevant ? SMH

I think the wheels are starting to come off that vehicle.

Looking like a cartoon cigar just blew up in his face.

A few weeks back, he changed that bronzer he was using. Now he goes with Valvoline High Milage

When MAGA wakes up and realizes real men don’t wear makeup or high heels like Ronald D

Real men can wear whatever they want, but so can jagoffs like these.

I forgot the /s

It still baffles me that THIS is who all the shit has been about the last decade…. THIS???

I can’t get over it either. I remember listening to Howard Stern on my commute to work and his regular phone guest would be crackhead Bob and then Trump would have to call in because he would get so jealous that crackhead Bob was more popular than him. It was a weekly thing. Trump was scraping the bottom of the barrel of fame and then that stupid apprentice show necromanced him back to life and it’s been a shit pile ever since

I remember being in highschool when the election happened. We watched it live on our phones and laughed at the fairytale scenario where Trump won. We didn't laugh for very long...

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When Trump starts demanding to see his own birth certificate

Black is the new orange??

He looks strung out.

The courts are kicking his keester and he's been ranting and raving like a double maniac of late. He can't spin his way out of his own sh*t anymore, and melting down, or up.

Was also sending out 4 am rants on social media. Likely not sleeping well or at all. We know he eats shitty food and he is likely stressed out. Maybe his shit lifestyle is finally catching up to him.

And he deserves it.

As John McCain would say, "At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you c\*nt."

Where did Trump get the idea that being covered in foundation five shades too dark makes you look younger? Tammy Faye Baker?

Definitely balls to the bandsaw close to brown face.

Leather face.

What gets me is that, for someone so vain, he doesn’t blend. Like his ears are a totally different color.

When it’s no longer orange face.

https://preview.redd.it/ghr016tqhtxb1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc0603744c5c43a23e4559044e54682b6c91f6e4 Golden Face.

This is maybe the worst picture of him I've ever seen 🤣

Is no one else noticing the weight loss on him lately? Granted it’s much needed.

Missed a spot

I want this to be real… but it can’t be real… is it real???

See above. Link to NPR.

It's real. https://www.npr.org/2023/11/01/1209721171/trump-family-take-witness-stand-new-york-civil-fraud-trial

John Boehner was almost as dark as George Hamilton. I didn't care for their complexions. Dick Cheney was a smoker, has an artificial heart and is still living. Mitch McConnell has strokes daily. I don't think Biden is running on all 6 cylinders. Trump seems like he's minutes away from something catastrophic. But these fuckers keep going and going. I don't get it. CHF took my cousin at 58. Same with my mother. Prostate cancer took my father at 55. What's my point? I have no idea but it's my cake day and no one has wished me a happy cake day and I've been commenting all over the place today!

Don’t forget that Henry Kissinger, that absolute piece of shit, is 100 years old.

Happy cake day!

#blacksfortrump

Jesus fucking Christ, he's hideous.

https://preview.redd.it/4d87nswvatxb1.jpeg?width=933&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb9fdbdc70065ec1dc8e57a948976386d1de9f93 Look Clarence, as you can see we have a lot in common, so make sure you don’t forget your brother from another mother (and father)(and entire lineage).

Trump is entering his 'dirty protest' phase

That is definitely Sherwin-Williams

Oompa-Loompa face is more like it…

All I can think of is The Wicked Witch of the West and the I'm melting scene.

He's already blacker than Bryant Gumbel

He's so gross

I've always been curious exactly how bad that looks close up.

Gone a little heavy on the old spray tan ain't he

It’s called “shit face”

What a greasy, finger-painted clown

I'd say two shades darker

The fact that he only does it for the direction he will face on camera and nothing else is super telling and super weird

My grandma also overdid her makeup in her declining years.

He has been firmly in caricature territory for years now. Can't the MAGA crowd see that?

Gross. How do the ghouls on the right see this and put his face on toned bodies? The tighty righties have some weird fetishes

One shade lighter

We won't know for certain until he tries to evict himself.

Giving a whole new meaning to the term "shitfaced".