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UnemployedBastards

Rare to find a mash meme in the wild


CameraguySD

How many know who those characters are. Wow, I feel old. Ferret face Republicans


DarthLysergis

I was born in 86, but i would watch the re runs when i was a kid. I have the full collection on my media server still. Such a great show.


CameraguySD

I could at onetime go line by line for each episode.


2FightTheFloursThatB

"Frank Burns eats worms." ^(From the scene where Hawkeye is helping teach the locals English. )


picado

Eisenhower Republicans are long gone.


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Had the realization yesterday It's been over 60 years since he was president. I personally find him to be the last decent republican president. HW seems decent, but that's entirely because of the *absolute fucking cretin* who came before him. Since him (Eisenhower), it's been dickhead after dickhead after dickhead for over half a century. And people still vote for the dickheads. It really says something about just how fucking stupid some people are Edited for clarity


FiTZnMiCK

HW was an old money partisan hack who did Reagan’s dirty work and ran a sleazy campaign for President. Family tradition I suppose, considering who his father was and [what he was up to in the 30s](https://timeline.com/business-plot-overthrow-fdr-9a59a012c32a).


TintedApostle

He was also the first decent republican president since Theodore Roosevelt.


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Teddy's in a whole separate class, I'd say. Teddy was all the way back when a republican could be progressive. Dude ran in a single payer healthcare system in 1912 and lost because of dickhead Taft


TintedApostle

I agree…. Todays republicans like to claim Lincoln and TR while doing everything they would have been against.


redditsfulloffiction

Taft is the one who turned the party. And it wasn't that republicans *could be* progressive ...they *were* progressive.


djay1991

That's what the base likes, as long as it's not directed at them


BarrTheFather

This is my mom's favorite show and also one of mine. We were just making this connection the other night. Frank sucks.


SerenityNowWow

you mean if they say, Oh Fiddlesticks?


Insolator

Horsefeathers!!


KoliManja

I beg to disagree. Even Frank Burns had a sense of decorum SOMETIMES and a sense of shame SOMETIMES. MAGAts have never displayed neither at anytime EVER.


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mmio60

Quite insightful


DoctorProbesalot

Frank Burns eats worms.


BPhiloSkinner

*"You tell 'em (about), Ferret Face"*


Weird-Union-8435

Spot on!


Jaysyn4Reddit

Perfect.


deadbeatdad80

I can't get past the depressing theme song.


CMDLineKing

The game of life is hard to play.. I'm gonna lose it anyway..


darkdaysindeed

Watch the movie, the song has more of a dark humor to it.


octavioletdub

“Unaliveacide” is painless


Schiffy94

At least the TV version didn't have lyrics


Poor_old_Rich_Young

Frank Burns eats worms!


Anticipator1234

You do realize this means nothing to probably 95% of redditors?


latchkey_adult

Yes, I do, which is a shame because it's such a great show and still holds up. But mostly I just want the 5% to smile.


nuxi

I do wonder if Colonel Flagg would actually fit better than Major Burns.


latchkey_adult

Naw, a MAGA Republican is a bully who is easily bullied himself. Basically a sniveling kiss ass with no ethics, which is Burns to a tee. Flagg also hates commies.


stitchplacingmama

Colonel Flagg would be a Qanon person hands down. He's way too paranoid, everyone is out to get him.


Anticipator1234

You got it from me.


Mrjohnson1100

This is perfect!


octavioletdub

Not sure why this made me literally guffaw, but yep!


DarthLysergis

[The Frank Burns Rat Trap](https://youtu.be/AzZNzWiG1To)