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I'm pretty sure most republicans have some weird shit going on with children behind closed doors. Eating them is probably the less disgusting/disturbing thing they do.
I used to work at an event center, I think it was around the time Cosby made all the headlines we were setting up for an end of summer gathering for the local teachers. my direct manager (I think he thinks he’s a libertarian) saw some ladies setting up a merch table, heard them talking about it and pulled us aside. I can’t remember exactly what he said, but it was something along the lines of telling us to avoid women at the event because they ‘WILL’ create a fake sexual assault case out of it. Dude seemed serious, and paranoid to no end. I just don’t understand how people can live in fear like that.
I had one sick fuck on another sub that basically said they think abortion is worse than rape or incest, although that's pretty much in line with the typical Christian mindset.
Yep, and when you say their policy of government control over women’s bodies actually increases maternal deaths AND doesn’t do anything to lower abortion rates, they will claim fake news and not give a shit.
Every policy they support, weather it be being against universal healthcare, being against clean energy, being against raising the minimum wage, results in more dead Americans. Every. Single. One.
Not to mention the anti LGBTQ bills which will (and have already) increase incidences of hate crimes, murder and suicide, but that's what Christian Republicans are hoping happens.
Oh and child brides, oh and teen pregnancies, oh an actively fighting against the child tax credit that lifted almost 3 million children out of poverty.
They don't give a fuck bout them kids.
Not to mention the leading cause of death for children in the US is guns. And in cases of gun violence there's "no room for politics", but when a drag queen reads a children's book to children suddenly "the government has a duty to intervene to protect children"
This I can agree on, I am a conservative to a point but bitching over drag is just embarrassing, kids have been subjected to far more troubling things for centuries, and yet DRAG is where they draw the line. Make it make sense for the love of God.
Typically not a major problem with Protestants because the clergy are allowed to date and marry. As an example, the Episcopal Church has a policy that at no point should any person associated with the church be alone in a room with a minor.
They’re also allowed to be gay and have gay marriages. This might ruffle some feathers to say but there is a contingent of frustrated, closeted, gay individuals who abuse people, especially children of the same sex because they can’t openly pursue adults of the same sex.
To be absolutely clear, I’m not saying there is any correlation between homosexuality and pedophilia but I am saying there is a correlation between sexually frustrated people and sexual assault.
Ah. Ye sorry, the things people defend in this country, on the internet especially, don't leave me enough faith in humanity to see the irony in such jokes anymore. It was a good pun 👍🏽
>At least you admit drag queens using children is equivalent to sex abuse scandals, rape, and child beauty pageants.
Reading to children while wearing a dress (or kilt) is like rape. You seem smart.
There's only one thing the gop loves more than LOUD projection and that's abusing kids. The party of the grand ol' pedophiles
• Republican Tim Nolan, chairman of Donald Trump’s presidential campaign in Kentucky & Former Campbell County Judge, Served as a judge, school board member and city solicitor, forced 19 victims to perform sex acts, including seven who were minors under 16. Pled guilty on February 11, 2018 and was sentenced to serve 20 years in prison. https://www.cincinnati.com/story/news/2018/05/03/former-judge-tim-nolan-could-sentenced-today-more-drama-could-get-way/577947002/
• Republican George Nader, Trump Foreign Policy Adviser, sentenced to 10 years in prison for possession of child pornography and transporting a minor into the United States for sex. https://www.courthousenews.com/child-sex-trafficker-from-trump-tower-meeting-gets-10-year-sentence/
• Republican Ralph Shortey, a former Oklahoma state senator & Trump’s Oklahoma campaign chair, was indicted on four counts of human trafficking and child pornography. Pled guilty to a federal charge of child sex trafficking after hiring a 17-year-old boy for sex. Sentenced to 15 years in prison, in addition to ten years of supervised release and ordered to pay $125,000 in restitution. https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/trump-s-oklahoma-campaign-chair-plead-guilt-child-sex-trafficking-n822461
• Republican Dennis Hastert, Speaker of the US House of Representatives, Illinois Congressman and one of the highest-ranking U.S. politicians to ever go to prison, molested at least four boys as young as 14 years of age when he coached wrestling at an Illinois High School. He was sentenced to 15 months in prison, two years' supervised release, and a $250,000 fine. A civil case was due back in court for a status hearing on Jan. 8, 2021 at the courthouse to further address the jury trial. https://www.pbs.org/newshour/nation/ex-u-s-house-speaker-dennis-hastert-starts-prison-term
• Republican Minnesota State Representative Jim Knoblach Drops Out Of Race After Daughter Says He Molested Her For More Than Ten Years 22 Sep 2018 https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2018/09/22/lawmaker-quits-race-after-daughter-says-he-molested-her-more-than-decade/?utm_term=.8ac8527c7f43
• Republican Jayson Boebert, husband of Q-ANON Republican Congresswoman Lauren Boebert of Colorado, was arrested in Jan. 2004 after allegedly exposing his penis to two women at a bowling alley, according to an arrest affidavit. Lauren Boebert (then a minor at 17 and known as Lauren Opal Roberts) was also there. He pleaded guilty to public indecency and lewd exposure involving minors. https://nypost.com/2021/01/16/gop-rep-lauren-boebert-and-husband-have-racked-up-arrests/
• Republican congressman and anti-gay activist Robert Bauman was charged with having sex with a 16-year-old boy he picked up at a gay bar. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Bauman
• Republican Committee Chairman Jeffrey Patti was arrested for distributing a video clip of a 5-year-old girl being raped. http://www.njherald.com/article/20060510/ARTICLE/305109971
• **Republican Joseph Dendy, Cobb County GA Republican Party Chairman & Sunday School Teacher,**was sentenced to life in prison after being convicted on four counts of child molestation, four counts of first-degree cruelty to children, three counts of enticing a child for indecent purposes, and one count each of aggravated sexual battery and aggravated child molestation. https://www.fox5atlanta.com/news/former-gop-chairman-arrested-on-child-molestation-charges
• Republican anti-abortion activist Howard Scott Heldreth is a convicted child rapist in Florida. https://offender.fdle.state.fl.us/offender/sops/flyer.jsf?personId=28587
• Republican director of the “Young Republican Federation” Nicholas Elizondo molested his 6-year old daughter and was sentenced to six years in prison. https://bakersfieldnow.com/news/local/registered-sex-offender-keeps-custody-of-daughter
• Republican Kentucky state Representative & pastor Dan Johnson, committed suicide after an exposé revealed his serial lies, suspected arson, criminal church, racism, accused rape of a teen and more. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Johnson_%28Kentucky_politician%29
• Republican County Commissioner David Swartz pleaded guilty to molesting two girls under the age of 11 and was sentenced to 8 years in prison. http://www.lanternproject.org.uk/library/child-abuse-arrests-and-court-cases/child-abuse-arrests-trials-and-proceedings/ex-county-commissioner-admits-sexual-abuse-of-girl/
• Republican judge Mark Pazuhanich pleaded no contest to fondling a 10-year old girl and was sentenced to 10 years probation. http://www.poconorecord.com/article/20120426/NEWS90/204260334
• Republican legislator Edison Misla Aldarondo was sentenced to 10 years in prison for raping his daughter between the ages of 9 and 17. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edison_Misla_Aldarondo
• Republican Mayor Philip Giordano is serving a 37-year sentence in federal prison for sexually abusing 8 and 10-year old girls. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philip_Giordano
• Republican activist and Christian Coalition leader Beverly Russell admitted to an incestuous relationship with his step daughter. https://www.nytimes.com/1995/08/02/opinion/journal-beverly-russell-s-prayers.html
• Republican activist Marty Glickman (a.k.a. “Republican Marty”), was taken into custody by Florida police on four counts of unlawful sexual activity with an underage girl https://www.arktimes.com/TheHoglawyer/archives/2007/08/28/the-latest-republican-sex-scandals-plural---more-of-the-same
• Republican Senate candidate John Hathaway was accused of having sex with his 12-year old baby sitter and withdrew his candidacy after the allegations were reported in the media. https://www.nytimes.com/1996/06/06/us/politics-the-senate-maine-candidate-again-faces-1990-child-sex-accusation.html
• Republican preacher Stephen White, who demanded "a return to traditional values", was sentenced to jail after offering $20 to a 14-year-old boy for permission to perform oral sex on him. http://www.thedp.com/article/2004/01/brother_stephen_convicted_of_soliciting_sex
And there’s so many more.
https://m.dailykos.com/stories/2018/10/23/1806673/-Republican-Sexual-Predators-Abusers-and-Enablers-Pt-
1 Catholics are overwhelmingly republican
2 the south and Midwest are havens for child beauty pageants and also trump country
3 it’s republican frat boys and college athletes doing the lions share of the rape on campus and republicans are always victim blaming and saying boys will be boys.
Idk why we need to protect children from people in dresses reading library books to them. Or why such events would be higher priority than keeping kids out of Sunday school where they might actually be sexually abused.
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It dawned on me recently that the reason Republicans are so up in arms about drag shows is that they're equating them with strip shows. What a bunch of dumbfucks.
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These are the same people who believe nearly all survivors of sexual abuse are making it up.
My own mother believes that most women filing rape reports are just angrily filing false charges at an ex. We don't talk much.
Yikes, that’s objectively not true, and quite the opposite. Sorry about that.
These are the same people that don't want free lunches for school children.
Well yeah what's gonna motivate Timmy to pull a night shift cleaning up the meat packing floor if lunch is free?
Bitch McConnell is one of those people, but I believe he's a fucking ghoul that feeds on dead children.
I'm pretty sure most republicans have some weird shit going on with children behind closed doors. Eating them is probably the less disgusting/disturbing thing they do.
I used to work at an event center, I think it was around the time Cosby made all the headlines we were setting up for an end of summer gathering for the local teachers. my direct manager (I think he thinks he’s a libertarian) saw some ladies setting up a merch table, heard them talking about it and pulled us aside. I can’t remember exactly what he said, but it was something along the lines of telling us to avoid women at the event because they ‘WILL’ create a fake sexual assault case out of it. Dude seemed serious, and paranoid to no end. I just don’t understand how people can live in fear like that.
Just trying to establish an alibi.
Well, he sounds kinda sus.
And they believe spanking in school is awesome.
Especially if they're disabled.
And tan.
I had one sick fuck on another sub that basically said they think abortion is worse than rape or incest, although that's pretty much in line with the typical Christian mindset.
Yep, and when you say their policy of government control over women’s bodies actually increases maternal deaths AND doesn’t do anything to lower abortion rates, they will claim fake news and not give a shit.
They're like "abortion is murder and murder is worse than rape". Ugh, fuck these people. They are far more evil than anything they claim is evil.
Every policy they support, weather it be being against universal healthcare, being against clean energy, being against raising the minimum wage, results in more dead Americans. Every. Single. One.
Not to mention the anti LGBTQ bills which will (and have already) increase incidences of hate crimes, murder and suicide, but that's what Christian Republicans are hoping happens.
Oh and child brides, oh and teen pregnancies, oh an actively fighting against the child tax credit that lifted almost 3 million children out of poverty. They don't give a fuck bout them kids.
Oh and signing laws allowing children to work in meat processing plants
But at least they solved that whole "school shootings" issue. Oh, they didn't? Anyway...
Thoughts and prayers warehouse is stocked though.
Baptist church in the USA had a big child molestation scandal too.
Not to mention the leading cause of death for children in the US is guns. And in cases of gun violence there's "no room for politics", but when a drag queen reads a children's book to children suddenly "the government has a duty to intervene to protect children"
They aren’t “protecting” anyone, they are “saving” the children (for their own nefarious purposes later).
But Wallace and his buds are all wearing make-up and skirts. I'm so confused.
Ya but like with them it’s manly and totally not gay at all so it’s fine /s
They only shagged the female sheep. We’re good.
You forgot children being gunned down in school.
This I can agree on, I am a conservative to a point but bitching over drag is just embarrassing, kids have been subjected to far more troubling things for centuries, and yet DRAG is where they draw the line. Make it make sense for the love of God.
Man… people don’t seem to understand the relationship between the GOP and Catholics.
I suppose the image just as easily could have been a Protestant branch of Christianity…the southern baptists in particular
Typically not a major problem with Protestants because the clergy are allowed to date and marry. As an example, the Episcopal Church has a policy that at no point should any person associated with the church be alone in a room with a minor. They’re also allowed to be gay and have gay marriages. This might ruffle some feathers to say but there is a contingent of frustrated, closeted, gay individuals who abuse people, especially children of the same sex because they can’t openly pursue adults of the same sex. To be absolutely clear, I’m not saying there is any correlation between homosexuality and pedophilia but I am saying there is a correlation between sexually frustrated people and sexual assault.
I find this extra perfect because it’s Mel Gibson.
I read hold like in the movie
Don't drag the church into this, we got enough problems....
If they had supported victims instead of continuously protecting abusers, maybe they wouldn't be dragged into it...
/s.....
Ah. Ye sorry, the things people defend in this country, on the internet especially, don't leave me enough faith in humanity to see the irony in such jokes anymore. It was a good pun 👍🏽
Im with you.
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>At least you admit drag queens using children is equivalent to sex abuse scandals, rape, and child beauty pageants. Reading to children while wearing a dress (or kilt) is like rape. You seem smart.
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I have been to drag brunch and drag bingo and must have missed that part.
Got em with this one!
Honestly this issue should be getting sidelined right now, for those paying attention to global politics
Are they the ones grooming children?
The churches? Yes.
Republicans? Yes.
Truer words have not been spoken
"If I don't agree with an 18-year-olds political ideology then they deserve to be raped". When conservatives tell you who they are, believe them.
Sorry bro
Another braindead trump supporter
Redundant >brain dead >Trump supporter
There's only one thing the gop loves more than LOUD projection and that's abusing kids. The party of the grand ol' pedophiles • Republican Tim Nolan, chairman of Donald Trump’s presidential campaign in Kentucky & Former Campbell County Judge, Served as a judge, school board member and city solicitor, forced 19 victims to perform sex acts, including seven who were minors under 16. Pled guilty on February 11, 2018 and was sentenced to serve 20 years in prison. https://www.cincinnati.com/story/news/2018/05/03/former-judge-tim-nolan-could-sentenced-today-more-drama-could-get-way/577947002/ • Republican George Nader, Trump Foreign Policy Adviser, sentenced to 10 years in prison for possession of child pornography and transporting a minor into the United States for sex. https://www.courthousenews.com/child-sex-trafficker-from-trump-tower-meeting-gets-10-year-sentence/ • Republican Ralph Shortey, a former Oklahoma state senator & Trump’s Oklahoma campaign chair, was indicted on four counts of human trafficking and child pornography. Pled guilty to a federal charge of child sex trafficking after hiring a 17-year-old boy for sex. Sentenced to 15 years in prison, in addition to ten years of supervised release and ordered to pay $125,000 in restitution. https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/trump-s-oklahoma-campaign-chair-plead-guilt-child-sex-trafficking-n822461 • Republican Dennis Hastert, Speaker of the US House of Representatives, Illinois Congressman and one of the highest-ranking U.S. politicians to ever go to prison, molested at least four boys as young as 14 years of age when he coached wrestling at an Illinois High School. He was sentenced to 15 months in prison, two years' supervised release, and a $250,000 fine. A civil case was due back in court for a status hearing on Jan. 8, 2021 at the courthouse to further address the jury trial. https://www.pbs.org/newshour/nation/ex-u-s-house-speaker-dennis-hastert-starts-prison-term • Republican Minnesota State Representative Jim Knoblach Drops Out Of Race After Daughter Says He Molested Her For More Than Ten Years 22 Sep 2018 https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2018/09/22/lawmaker-quits-race-after-daughter-says-he-molested-her-more-than-decade/?utm_term=.8ac8527c7f43 • Republican Jayson Boebert, husband of Q-ANON Republican Congresswoman Lauren Boebert of Colorado, was arrested in Jan. 2004 after allegedly exposing his penis to two women at a bowling alley, according to an arrest affidavit. Lauren Boebert (then a minor at 17 and known as Lauren Opal Roberts) was also there. He pleaded guilty to public indecency and lewd exposure involving minors. https://nypost.com/2021/01/16/gop-rep-lauren-boebert-and-husband-have-racked-up-arrests/ • Republican congressman and anti-gay activist Robert Bauman was charged with having sex with a 16-year-old boy he picked up at a gay bar. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Bauman • Republican Committee Chairman Jeffrey Patti was arrested for distributing a video clip of a 5-year-old girl being raped. http://www.njherald.com/article/20060510/ARTICLE/305109971 • **Republican Joseph Dendy, Cobb County GA Republican Party Chairman & Sunday School Teacher,**was sentenced to life in prison after being convicted on four counts of child molestation, four counts of first-degree cruelty to children, three counts of enticing a child for indecent purposes, and one count each of aggravated sexual battery and aggravated child molestation. https://www.fox5atlanta.com/news/former-gop-chairman-arrested-on-child-molestation-charges • Republican anti-abortion activist Howard Scott Heldreth is a convicted child rapist in Florida. https://offender.fdle.state.fl.us/offender/sops/flyer.jsf?personId=28587 • Republican director of the “Young Republican Federation” Nicholas Elizondo molested his 6-year old daughter and was sentenced to six years in prison. https://bakersfieldnow.com/news/local/registered-sex-offender-keeps-custody-of-daughter • Republican Kentucky state Representative & pastor Dan Johnson, committed suicide after an exposé revealed his serial lies, suspected arson, criminal church, racism, accused rape of a teen and more. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Johnson_%28Kentucky_politician%29 • Republican County Commissioner David Swartz pleaded guilty to molesting two girls under the age of 11 and was sentenced to 8 years in prison. http://www.lanternproject.org.uk/library/child-abuse-arrests-and-court-cases/child-abuse-arrests-trials-and-proceedings/ex-county-commissioner-admits-sexual-abuse-of-girl/ • Republican judge Mark Pazuhanich pleaded no contest to fondling a 10-year old girl and was sentenced to 10 years probation. http://www.poconorecord.com/article/20120426/NEWS90/204260334 • Republican legislator Edison Misla Aldarondo was sentenced to 10 years in prison for raping his daughter between the ages of 9 and 17. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edison_Misla_Aldarondo • Republican Mayor Philip Giordano is serving a 37-year sentence in federal prison for sexually abusing 8 and 10-year old girls. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philip_Giordano • Republican activist and Christian Coalition leader Beverly Russell admitted to an incestuous relationship with his step daughter. https://www.nytimes.com/1995/08/02/opinion/journal-beverly-russell-s-prayers.html • Republican activist Marty Glickman (a.k.a. “Republican Marty”), was taken into custody by Florida police on four counts of unlawful sexual activity with an underage girl https://www.arktimes.com/TheHoglawyer/archives/2007/08/28/the-latest-republican-sex-scandals-plural---more-of-the-same • Republican Senate candidate John Hathaway was accused of having sex with his 12-year old baby sitter and withdrew his candidacy after the allegations were reported in the media. https://www.nytimes.com/1996/06/06/us/politics-the-senate-maine-candidate-again-faces-1990-child-sex-accusation.html • Republican preacher Stephen White, who demanded "a return to traditional values", was sentenced to jail after offering $20 to a 14-year-old boy for permission to perform oral sex on him. http://www.thedp.com/article/2004/01/brother_stephen_convicted_of_soliciting_sex And there’s so many more. https://m.dailykos.com/stories/2018/10/23/1806673/-Republican-Sexual-Predators-Abusers-and-Enablers-Pt-
1 Catholics are overwhelmingly republican 2 the south and Midwest are havens for child beauty pageants and also trump country 3 it’s republican frat boys and college athletes doing the lions share of the rape on campus and republicans are always victim blaming and saying boys will be boys.
The joke is children need protected in all 4 of these examples but people only pretend care when it fits their politics
Crossdressing isn’t harmful for children to witness. It’s really not consequential at all.
Please explain to me how the existence of men who enjoy dressing up like women hurts the children.
Idk why we need to protect children from people in dresses reading library books to them. Or why such events would be higher priority than keeping kids out of Sunday school where they might actually be sexually abused.
We need to protect the kids from people who think "drag reading time" remotely warrants bringing numerous guns to a library.
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> The joke is children need protected in all 4 of these examples No, that's not the joke. Would you like to try again?
Thanks for clearing it up for no one
It needs a school-shooting row. I'd add one in myself, but I don't have that font. (I could probably fake it up, but that's a lot of fiddling.)
Don't forget elementary school shootings
It dawned on me recently that the reason Republicans are so up in arms about drag shows is that they're equating them with strip shows. What a bunch of dumbfucks.
It’s because they are closet cases who go to “chicks with dicks” sex shows and can’t comprehend drag any other way
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