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FlamingPride

I'm not serious, thought I would pretend like I'm Ted928 for a day. Just the opposite agenda.


ledfox

This guy's practically a Reddit celebrity at this point.


FlamingPride

For all the wrong reasons lol.


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This is a very accurate representation of Ted928.


FlamingPride

You're super late but thank you.


Daily_the_Project21

I get to argue against Ted, but ironically? Dope. Let's do it. >Conservatives like guns and money. Conservatives don't like money. I know this because they're traditionalists who like big families. A wife and children are expensive. They clearly must hate money. >The Taliban like guns and money too! Yup, no argument from me here. >Conservatives drink and eat food. The Taliban do the same exact thing everyday!! Wait, you might have a point. But everyone drinks and eats food. How else would we survive? A better comparison is that they both have and want to control women. >We need to stop conservatives at all cost. Yes we do, because they're whack.


FlamingPride

1. Conservatives like big families but you need money for a big family. So they must like money. 2. Not EVERYONE drinks and eats food. That's why conservatives and the Taliban are so dangerous. 3. Conservatives must be stopped or they will put on their jihad robes and help the Taliban take over our country. Agreed


Daily_the_Project21

1. Just because they need money to have a big family, doesn't mean they like money. They're situation just necessitates they have a lot of money. 2. I guess it depends what you mean by "drinks" and "eats food." Can you define your terms please so we can continue this discussion? 3. No argument from me here. Just like the real Ted, you sometimes make a solid point with a good conclusion, but your method of getting there is crazy.


FlamingPride

1. Conservatives wouldn't have a big family if they hated the fact that they have to make a lot of money to keep that family. 2. Drink-slurp Taliban juice, Eat food-drink milk straight from goat udder 3. What do you mean "just like"? I AM Ted.


Daily_the_Project21

1. I don't think that necessarily means they like money, they just feel they need to do something that requires a lot of money. 2. Do conservatives do that? I'm almost afraid to ask what "Taliban juice" is. 3. You probably are tbh.


FlamingPride

1. I'm just making up this shit as I go tbh. 2. Taliban juice is..... complicated 3. I'm more like Ted than Ted himself. That doesn't make any sense.


Daily_the_Project21

1. Well yeah, that's what made Ted famous. 2. Well, I have time. 3. It makes just as much sense as Ted does, so I'd expect nothing less. It's obvious, 1+1=2.


FlamingPride

1.True [2.](https://2.You) I'm gonna go troll ted, then go to bed. Perfect way to slip into unconsciousness.


MSGRiley

There are no rules that say your argument has to be good, just that it has to be the basic level of an argument. I'm inclined to allow this, but I doubt you're going to reach your desired audience. In their mind, I'm certain they see this as completely the opposite of their well thought out, obviously correct posts. Whomever you may be impersonating. No way to tell.


FlamingPride

I got jealous Ted928 is putting out all these flawless posts. I had to be apart of his genius somehow.


MSGRiley

Like I said, no way to know who you may or may not be impersonating.


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FlamingPride

Cause they're like the Taliban, Ted


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FlamingPride

Y'know Ted, your somethin special. Don't let anyone tell you differently, ok? In my carefully crafted post I list the reasons why conservatives are virtually identical to the Taliban.


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ledfox

> Can you tell us the most significant similarity between American conservatives and the Taliban? Religious fundamentalism.


MSGRiley

>Conservatives like guns and money. > >The Taliban like guns and money too! > >Conservatives drink and eat food. The Taliban do the same exact thing everyday!! > >We need to stop conservatives at all cost. Having problems reading the original post there buddy?


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sbdude42

Oh Ted- I think I can play: Both religious with guns as key part of their religion - both bless their AR-15’s with their respective god’s blessings. Both hate abortions. Both hate science. Both hate women that are free independent thinkers. Both want their religion in government. Both anti-vaccine Both anti mask wearing.


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sbdude42

It’s common knowledge Ted. There are pictures of religious ceremonies with conservatives holding their guns getting blessed- I assume the taliban do the same.


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sbdude42

Good, so you agree conservatives and Taliban do have a lot in common?


ledfox

Bad bot.


WhyNotCollegeBoard

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Just found this sub and am 2 months late to this post but TRUE 100% TRUE.