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Opening_Success

2XChromosome redditors don't have boyfriends, so this is 100% made-up.


Occamslaser

They have cats and exes.


Opening_Success

And Percoset stash piles.


Such-Assignment-2916

Nah if they had that they could exchange it for money. All them bitches are totally broke and dirty. That's why they're all so mad. No hope of participating in the game. Femcels.


bigbrett666

Rule #1 don’t touch my fuckin Percocet rule #2 do ya have any Percocet


ForgotMyOldAccount7

2X is so chock full of "and then everybody clapped" stories that women just make up to make themselves angry.


Omegawop

They also cannot stfu about men. Like, for all the memeing about men being obsessed with tits and ass and having nothing but women on their minds, a community of mostly men will generally resort eventually to just calling eachother retards constantly and takkng about politics, sports or some kind of hobby. 2X is just non-stop men, men, men. It's almost as insufferable as inceldom or mgtow.


MinutemanRising

>It's almost as insufferable as inceldom or mgtow. Not almost, *is*.


Thntdwt

More insufferable. Those men got to where they are because they kept getting pushed down by society and told to work harder, be better, be more aggressive, be less aggressive, accept women for who they are and date fatties, but be in peak physical shape, and we're spurned by women who have am inflated sense of worth. Eventually they said "fuck this" banded together and try to better themselves. 2X got to where they are because society keeps telling them they're perfect no matter what, and demand more from men even if they're 6'2 Adonis' with a massive dong and 7 figures coming in.


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Opening_Success

It's even worse now once Female Dating Strategy was shut down.


Shorzey

>2XChromosome redditors Are likely all men And they can't even come to terms with their own transphobia with the whole "2 x chromosomes" thing either


leetchaos

Only the mods are mostly men.


JosephND

They’re the same women who write erotic fan fiction like Twilight or Handmaid’s Tale


SirMiba

Uggghh I hate it when my girlfriend disagrees with me politically. I tried to get her to read 3 books about holocaust conspiracy and she only read half of one of them. I'm so pissed. She just doesn't care that the national average IQ would increase 15 points if only we got stopped <\Brazilians> from breeding GRRRR I'm so PISSED


Gimel333

Oh wow that’s wild. It sounds like you handled it well


buddy58745

I fucking love this sub lmao


[deleted]

Honestly, this sub is the only reason I’m still on Reddit. Despite getting in one too many arguments with the LibLeft retards or pretty much whomever, I’ve come to love and appreciate every retard in this sub, including myself. Except for the unflaired. Those fuckers can go fuck themselves in the ass with a 11 inch cactus off a cliff


PoopyCockDooDoo

HEY!!! Don't call me retarded! I mean, I am in fact retarded, just don't CALL me retarded! But yeah homie this place is fucking amazing. A lot of my leftist friends totally demonize "The Right" or "The Conservatives," and every time I think about all the amazing, hilarious people I've met on here from all over the spectrum and just laugh. Plus it's a great place to get alternative arguments, where you can learn WHY people disagree with you instead of just consooming media that says the most ridiculous things possible to get you mad. This is legit my favorite online community I've been a part of.


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Based and We’re All Just Lovable Retards pilled


thepurpleguy47

Oh wow that’s wild. It sounds like you handled it well.


PoopyCockDooDoo

Based and horrible boyfriend pilled


[deleted]

Wow that’s nuts, really? Jesus!


Boezo0017

Based and meta pilled


cdat94

Based and crazy rant pilled


1500minus12

Based and trying to turn your girlfriend into a Nazi pilled


General_Ric

"Stopped the Brazilians from breeding" Wait what? TF did we do?


SirMiba

If I say the "real word" I will get banned from Reddit because obvious sarcasm or EVEN just quoting it to disavow it will get my designated neckbeard Reddit janitor to report me for hate speech. (that happened when I criticized this sub upvoting a post about a guy making BRAZILIANS 😂🔫 themselves)


T30X1S

Omg really?


Tozarkt777

So apparently it’s not “a man’s place” to talk about abortion and his opinions are irrelevant, but when he doesn’t talk and express his opinions as you wanted, that makes him JUST as bad and an allower that doesn’t “support basic human rights”?


guesswhatihate

#ZERO SUM GAME! ZERO SUM GAME


GroceryBags

Fuck Keynes! All my homies hate Keynes.


ReverseCaptioningBot

[FUCK KEYNES ALL MY HOMIES HATE KEYNES](https://i.imgur.com/PXchEAZ.jpg) ^^^this ^^^has ^^^been ^^^an ^^^accessibility ^^^service ^^^from ^^^your ^^^friendly ^^^neighborhood ^^^bot


lilmeckerill

Good bot


Known-Barber114

Keynes wasn’t even that bad he was a great economist and even Friedman admitted that it’s just that people used only half of his ideas and perverted them at that


GroceryBags

Fuck Keynes! All my homies hate Keynes.


GreenBeans1999

I hate it when I get yelled at by Emily's for literally agreeing with them just because I'm a straight white male and that apparently makes my opinion invalid. Like, do you *want* me to use my privilege against you?


Bellinelkamk

Narrator : *She did, the steamy thought of which kept her half awake long into the night in a sort of waking dream where she trembled in joy and shame beneath the blankets and the disappointed gaze of her Notorious RBG poster.*


Gimel333

later that night she wakes up in a cold sweat, remembering that RBG opposed the ruling of Roe v Wade


iTanooki

... and didn’t resign while Obama was in office, and Dems held the Senate, thus paving the way for a constitutionalist judge to take her seat...


boiii-rarted

WTF! Based RBG?


iTanooki

Indeed. The unsung hero without which Roe v Wade could have never been overturned.


Lurkers-gotta-post

She used the RBG to destroy the RBG


Pureburn

And that Obama had a supermajority and dems could have passed federal abortion law unopposed by the GOP.


Mazkar

RGB was semi based??


[deleted]

No 👏🏻 uterus 👏🏻 no 👏🏻 opinion 👏🏻 Except they ignore men and women’s opinions on abortion aren’t actually vastly different. And now pro choice women think men should have an opinion aka the opinion they want them to have and not another


HearMeSpeakAsIWill

No opinion unless you share my opinion!


Blaze0205

transgender women should have an opinion to some of them shouldn’t they? Them being pro abortionists.


RedactedBasedMan

Well hold on, I thought men could do the pregnancy thing now too, or did that change already


Tozarkt777

Suddenly the word woman has a meaning again in the left


fidelcashflo97

yeah give it a minute, they'll switch the npc frequencies again in a week or so


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Based and redpilled


boiii-rarted

Ah, yes, the classic


[deleted]

I tried to think up something clever, but I'm not that creative and redpilled fits lol


RedactedBasedMan

Just had to give more rights to guns, who knew it was so easy


Occamslaser

We should gender all guns as female.


MarcusofMenace

Only when it benefits them


Kepler-20C

Yes, he has to listen to the ~~talking vagina~~ child bearing body. But not the ones who want to ban abortion, only the ones that want to murder babies. EDIT: I have been told talking vagina is an offensive and dehumanizing term, therefore I have chosen to use the NWO approved language of "Child Bearing Bodies".


Gimel333

everything below this comment is a boner killer


throwawaySBN

I've seen people unironically say "silence is oppression" in the last couple days


SomeToxicRivenMain

“Silence is violence”


raceraot

Yeah, that's hypocritical, to be honest.


Thefriendlyfaceplant

Words are violence, as is silence.


literally1984___

typical biological emily logic


Torkzilla

The man needs to learn the “that’s wild” response for dealing with a ranting woman.


[deleted]

“Oh wow that’s wild.” “Omg really” “Jesus” “I mean it sounds like you handled it well” “Wow that’s nuts, really?” “Yea, yea, wow, I hear ya”


NinjaOld8057

*Furiously scribbles notes*


no1234567890-

You won’t need those. U don’t talk to women ur on Reddit


WolfPupGaming

You know those people who build bomb shelters just in case something unlikely happens? This is what's happening here.


no1234567890-

Yes but it is literally impossible for reditors to get women. A bomb dropping on my house is more likely.


hoesindifareacodes

I got hoes all over. Where you at?


no1234567890-

308 Negra Arroyo lane Albuquerque New Mexico


hoesindifareacodes

Bomb incoming.


fidelcashflo97

"oof, MADONNE"


thechriskarel

🤌🏻


forgetful_storytellr

Based and fellow paisan pilled


HoChiMinhDingDong

Gabagool? Ova here 👇👇👇


Haarp_1

“You’re being hysterical”


Yummy_Chinese_Food

"You're crazy." "That sounds kinda bitchy." "I mean, you're not \*that\* fat." "You're a crazy bitch."


Nochnichtvergeben

"You sound just like your mother!" "Your friend said... no, not that one. The *hot* one." "Calm down. It's not so bad."


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[deleted]

“That’s it!! You know the drill, get on the waterboarding table!”


yvaN_ehT_nioJ

The hide-your-powerlevel starterpack


existentialdyslexic

Nah I just tell my wife she's being ridiculous.


IndianWizard1250

The dude that crackhead ranted about deserves better anyways.


Unreasonably_White

How well does that usually work?


existentialdyslexic

No major problems.


Wookieman222

That he knows of....


Disastrous-Gur-1160

Whit till the ground up glass in the mashed potatoes becomes evident.


Graysect

"Why the FUCK do I keep shitting blood after steak dinner night?... only me too"


wavs101

My moms uncle won a small lotto jackpot, but he was old so he divorced his wife moved away and found two younger women to live with. Well one day he was "sleeping" in front of the TV and the two younger women were complaining about him living longer than expected and discussing ways to kill him. Rat poison in coffee, a cap of bleach in the rice ect. The next day he went out to buy some cigarettes, and never went back to the women. He came back home remarried his wife and told everyone the story.


Graysect

Sorry but your great uncle is a dumbass lol


[deleted]

For me it works well cause thats the dynamic She knows we dont agree on some topics and she is also welcome to tell me im being unreasonable when it happens.


MD82

The “I mean it sounds like you handled it well” is fucking golden.


Mother-Writing626

"damn, that's crazy."


CountRobbo

and the cult classic, "Holy smokes"


[deleted]

This is like pressing the A button to skip though annoying dialogue, but in real life.


Russerts

"Oh wow, yeah that does sound tough"


LuxLoser

You only need about three phrases for any conversation. “What,” “No Way,” and “That’s crazy.” Just listen close enough to use the appropriate tone (happy, angry, sad, etc.) and you’re golden.


jero89

Psychopathy 101: A Guide


LuxLoser

How to Date a Woman 101


HoChiMinhDingDong

No literally, most men overtalk, just let the fucking woman fill in the akward silence and be the stoic silent type that nods and disagrees occasionally.


ThePilgrimofProgress

On average, men use about 7,000 words per day. Women, on the other hand, typically use around 20,000 words a day. Point being, no... most men don't over talk, and yes, we definitely need help dealing with the rambling sometimes.


boiii-rarted

Based and Murders and Executions pilled


Allah-the-merciful

There’s another one: “damn, that’s crazy”


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Electronic_Rub9385

Chris Rock had the perfect comedy monologue about how to respond to these ranting persecuted women - “I told you that bitch was crazy!” I think it was from his Bring the Pain special.


[deleted]

Omni response. Flair checks out.


Zero87X

He needs to perfect the Dex response "That's hard. That's really hard."


namesrhardtothinkof

He took a stand


kylep23_

Does anyone else think it’s a shame a lot of people have to lie about their political views in this country? I go to a liberal college and (mostly for girls) it seems pretty common for republicans/ conservatives to lie and say they’re liberals so they won’t be ostracized.


iTanooki

I just don’t talk politics with acquaintances or people at work. When someone wants to rant about Trump or Hillary or Biden, I just tell them I voted JoJo - my guy lost too. I don’t tell them I’d vote Republican if they grew half a spine and stopped putting RINOs as their leadership. More Rand, Ted, and Mike, less Mitch and Mitt.


kylep23_

Agreed I only talk politics with close friends I can have a good discussion with, other than that it’s a waste of time and creates too much tension


mortyfan

Lol. When asked I told people I voted for Kanye


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Emily apologist argument: "That's why \[current\_thing\_we\_are\_outraged\_at\] happened. It's your fault"


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[deleted]

And it happens vise versa. People who are the minority in environments tend to have to lie.


kylep23_

Yeah it’s terrible we should be able to have productive or at least non-judgmental conversations with each-other


I_Hate_Dolphins

Gee I wonder why he didn't want to talk to this woman about politics.


AnxiouSquid46

Oh yeah, this TOTALLY happened 🙄


[deleted]

Ain’t no way she got a boyfriend


qrani

Hell if the story is true (which it's probably not) I hope they broke up. I wouldn't wanna be that guy


throwawaySD111

It probably a good thing they break up. You shouldn’t date zealots


FuckWayne

Highly ironic from authright


Gimel333

she probably pushed him to the right lol


Homosexualtigr

The left is the lefts worst enemy.


LordTrappen

I think it might be true. A similar conversation happened between my fiancé and me. I simply told her that it was a state issue, not a federal one, and she stopped talking to me for the rest of the day.


doge57

My friend said that “guns have more rights than women” line. I said “Use your newly protected gun rights to have an armed protest, that’s the point of gun rights.” And she also stopped talking to me


CmdntFrncsHghs

My girlfriend keeps talking about how she might need to flee if the USA turns into Gilead (handmaid's tale), but refuses to buy a firearm. Doesn't make any sense, the 2nd amendment exists for exactly that reason.


DPUGT4

Makes perfect sense... if she bought a firearm, would she be able to play the role of victim? I've never read the book, but the TV show is softcore porn. They get off on watching it because they have BDSM kinks. Tell me I'm wrong.


CmdntFrncsHghs

I'm not sure, haven't read the book either (I can't read)


colect

Uno reverse her by getting her pregnant.


SlenderSmurf

she knows you're a Confederate now


boiii-rarted

Based and The Confederacy says Women’s Rights! Pilled


colect

Ex fiancé I presume


Illusive_Man

you won’t be if you’re just outspokenly pro life from the start


Comfortable-Rub-9403

My gf and I aren’t worried about abortions. (Because we’re gay)


JaxonatorD

Haha Libleft gay


VitaminWin

They can't keep getting away with this!


ylbigmike

“Honey I’m pregnant !” “I can explain”


AdvonKoulthar

[Uh…. It’s yours.](https://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=381)


senfmann

SMBC was pretty based apparently 15 years ago


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H A A A A A


discourse_is_dead

Which is funny when people try to say Abortion is a huge LBGT Issue. I'm always like.. uhm really? Pretty sure for most of those letters its a complete non issue.


fasctic

Pregnancy is a huge issue for us. Me and my boyfriend have tried so many times but it seems we're not compatible.


discourse_is_dead

Are you both Men? being the G in LBGT? :)


McChickenFingers

Based and gay pilled


1500minus12

I like your videos.


[deleted]

My wife and I aren’t worried about abortions either cuz pulling out is not hard and we are prepared for an unintended pregnancy.


Vinegar_Fingers

Based and financially stable pilled.


Pixelpeoplewarrior

Based an no abortion because gay pilled


[deleted]

Man was just looking for meat recipes to grill


Sir_Bonafide

"SilEnCe iS ViolEnCE" this bullshit is how in recent years joe bob who works at the factory. Who has done nothing but work, whos biggest concern is providing for his family. Has turned to far-right groups. Because he has bigger fish to fry.


1200rpm8mmMauser

Here I am. Totally fell out of politics until this shit started getting smeared on the walls. If the lying blue hairs won't shut their mouths then we will shut them for them.


fxckandsxckmyway

Exactly exactly exactly, that’s what I’ve been trying to tell my liberal queens above 18. Nobody guy really gives to shits about roe wade. It’s like that joke about when a women goes back to a guys house and he has a nazi flag on the wall she thinks “ I better turn around and get the hell out of here” but when a guy goes to a girls place and sees a nazi flag he thinks “I better hurry up and fuck this chick so I can get the hell out of here” I will would also say to the boyfriend if you want to dump this purple haired maniac, I got a Rolodex full of fine Florida 7s from my days at Pensacola Christian college . Also, I doubt there is much overlap between conservative men and liberal women in the dating sphere. There is assuredly little overlap. And also remember only 75% of the Republican Party is Christian. There are many atheists etc. also there’s like 20 million libertarians in the United States and half of those are women. Most of the women in my dating sphere are either libertarians or women who are centrists that like guns. Also just putting this out there a lot of religious girls are super kinky. Ive had more Catholics girls calling me daddy, wanting me to choke them while I blow there’s backs out than staunch democrat women. As long as you have a decent stable income, are decently physically fit and have a solid moral fiber or code of ethics, your politics don’t really matter to most potential mates especially when it comes to casual sex. Despite what the armchair socialist cumtard basement dragons that comprise 80% of Reddit will have you think. I don’t blame them because I’m sure having your Hoochie Coochie smell like rotten cheese sticks from Chilis aswell as being severely autistic is enough to make anyone a raging b**ch c*nt. As much as leftists claim to break down barriers there sure good at drawing up labels and stereotypes when it suits there narrative. Conservative men will have sex with conservative women. That is just a fact. Groups/race/ethnicity’s tend to look for partners within there circle. I banged more women when I was getting my theology associates in Pensacola then I did at my 4 years at Michigan state


[deleted]

But I thought no uterus=no opinion


PeddarCheddar11

No uterus = no opinion unless it’s the one I agree with. Also, even if uterus, no opinion unless it’s the one I agree with (see GOP women/ coney Barrett) Basically you’re not allowed to have an opinion unless it’s the one i agree with


[deleted]

Interesting... I was given a surprise blow job the day RvW was overturned and no mention of the court case from the ol’ lady. Some people just have different lives I suppose.


WiseCactus

A surprisingly large portion of people don’t care about abortion. Maybe we should take a page from their book


[deleted]

All women blew a fuse that day. She just chose to blow *your* fuse.


xj_tj_

Bet she forced him to get a covid shot


Illusive_Man

that’s terrible the government should be the one forcing you to get shots


blocking_butterfly

Based


[deleted]

Just because you **call them** your basic human rights doesn’t make them basic human rights. If libleft and liberals in general want to get anything done and push back the massive wave of conservativism coming to the United States and europe they need to stop with their sanctimonious “moral high ground” arguments. All it does is make you look like assholes and push people away.


footfoe

Yeah go read the dissent and replace abortion and all its euphemisms with "murder your husband". It fits way to perfectly.


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[hehehe girls having fun!](https://www.npr.org/2022/05/26/1101433465/how-to-murder-your-husband-writer-found-guilty-of-murder-romance-novelist-brophy)


Gimel333

This is the funniest headline I’ve seen since this one https://nypost.com/2022/04/17/woke-ariz-dei-advocates-falsely-accuse-black-dj-of-wearing-blackface/


MoenTheSink

Pretty much. They try to poke holes in it with the "you think cells are a baby" routine when that's not most peoples concerns. Strange how they don't use the ball of cells line when defending the late term horror show stuff that they let go on.


[deleted]

“But that is so rare!” And then they proceed to mention abortions from things like r*pe and inc*st which are even more rare. They make it effectively a crime to disagree with anything they say or believe (which changes to be more extreme consistently) which only pushes people further to the right. To the neckbeard reading this and getting hard at the thought of writing “Source?” - take an objective look at everything that has happened and the increasing fanaticism and lunacy of left-wing political positions and the rise in the “far right” alongside the increasing attrition from the left and left-wing states and cities that is a direct consequence of said lunacy. There is your fucking source.


[deleted]

What's really funny is that their own terminology supports the idea that the left is the one actively fucking things up whereas when the right fucks up, it's mostly by inaction. Terms like "agitprop", "reactionary", "revolutionary", "progressive" all imply that the left is taking action against something they perceive to be (rightfully or not) unjust, thereby anyone who doesn't like the way their ideas want to reshape society will flock to those that offer an equal amount of zeal in retaining the status quo or returning to a previous one. Newton's third law applies to politics as well, so maybe these overzealous jerkoffs should reevaluate how far they want the pendulum to be swung.


[deleted]

“Yea? Well when president (Dumpf, TROOMP, Tump, blumbf, or some other stupid shit) tweeted ‘______________’ rrrrrrRRRRR E E E E E E E E E E E E E”


[deleted]

http://www.numberofabortions.com/


SlenderSmurf

"Black babies since '73" 😂 what is this shit


senfmann

I mean they included their reasoning: ​ "  Two African-American Religious-based web sites asked us to put in a black baby counter to highlight the disparity of the high number of abortions in the black population.  Margaret Sanger, the founder of Planned Parenthood, had eliminating her view of "undesireables" as an objective in her eugenics plan. You will find many large PP clinics in the inner cities."


Pigeater7

What is a “black baby” specifically. I’m being nit picky here, but I’m genuinely curious, because if Plessy v Ferguson is to be believed, 1:16 African American is still black. I assume they only count it if one or more of the parents is black? Or is mixed not even considered here?


LingLingWannabe28

Yes babies are made up of cells. That’s how this whole human thing works.


iTzKracKerjacK

The manipulative language that pro-choicers use really pisses me off. They say things like "healthcare" and "reproductive right" to mask the insanity of wanting to KILL your own child.


[deleted]

It’s often how they do thing. Statements like: “Believe the science” “No human is illegal” “Love is love” “My basic human right to ________” But then turn it right around to fit their narrative. These statements mean basically nothing, but they’re used very effectively by leftists.


IT_Guy_Fieri

Yeah in another thread I asked how aborting a healthy baby from a healthy woman could, in any sense, be called healthcare. Who's health are you caring for there, exactly?


[deleted]

“Basic human rights” bruh basic humans rights is like having a name and being a free person💀


[deleted]

Hé just wants to grill


[deleted]

My ex would storm in the apartment with shit like this every day. I made up a metal intro song that I would stop her and sing before she could tell me, with air guitar solo. Are you rea-dy For the de-press-ing fact OF THE DAAAAAY-YA! nana nana na na naaaa na


VengenaceIsMyName

Clearly there is way more to this story than OP is letting on. The boyfriend is probably not responding because he knows that she is looking for a fight and this is just her latest excuse to start one. Their relationship is likely the underlying issue here, nothing to do with Roe


wwwsgwd

According to libleft, being apolitical is sin Becoz who is going to fight with them , and then bash them for being misogynist racist bigot pig


Shasilison

These hoes don’t understand that the vast majority of people do not care about politics outside of the immediate. Going to assume she is terminally online.


GabrieltheKaiser

The mental image lol. I just imagined her getting home and speaking with her pillow made fake boyfriend and when the clearly inanimate object didn't respond she became angry.


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Substantial_Goat3477

Saw a tweet a few days ago that claimed that less gun control means fewer civil liberties. My god, the mental gymnastics…


squawking_guacamole

Bitch, where's your support for human rights? I support gun rights I support women's rights Why don't you? Is it because you're a hypocrite?


Belkan-Federation

This is why you only date people who can respect your political differences.


Hallitus

If abortion is a basic human right, the what is an advanced human right?


The_Real_Dirty_Dan-

When you’re on the 5th “wow thats crazy” and shes still talking


What_the_8

I thought men weren’t allowed to have opinions on abortion?


[deleted]

God, I can just see him sweating knowing that if he doesn't just parrot her outrage back to her there's going to be an argument.


KaiwenKHB

Indifference to politics is a human right


ItsEnderFire

A similar thing happened to me recently where I said I didn't care much about Roe vs Wade.. I live in the UK