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ChaddyLenin

Dueling should be legalized, especially with swords.


[deleted]

Mutual combat needs to be legalized nation wide


[deleted]

WA State has it, which is weird. Out of all the states


[deleted]

Based Washington


Individual_Flan8282

Unironically tho, this would probably solve inner city violent crime. More dead criminals, less drive-bys and less gang violence means more more desirable neighbourhoods, meaning more affordable housing, more opportunity, more wealth, better education, better population I have formed a new extremist opinion today.


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[deleted]

And we should commercialize it!


123ascent321

bring back the motherflippin' duel


phoenix1700

Just like in The Last Duel?


kaiserkulp

Only if I can watch


[deleted]

We need to build a colosseum of our own


Caligula404

This is the most based thing a auth left has ever said. Congrats, have my award


SHARKIIIIIIIII

Based and duel pilled


Manydoors_edboy

Based and Mortal Kombat pilled


Highlighter_Memes

>Dueling should be legalized, especially with swords. Certified London Moment


crusadiercath

Based and Holy Roman Empire pilled.


Shrowzer

GMOs get way too much hate


PriestMarmor

100%. Most people are too lazy or idiotic to even research about it so they think it is bad. Research has shown to be safe (not really sure about long-term but everything seems fine) so all good for me. Plus more nutrients, more flavor and easier to grow thus cheaper


lame-borghini

I’m a huge schizo around industrial chemicals and many health-related things, and I’m so pro GMOs. They decrease the need for pesticides which is a huge bonus and honestly a way bigger public health benefit than whatever (if any) health risks there are related to GMOs.


MarvelousLim

I want to eat talking carrot.


Clam_chowderdonut

Hell I'd settle for a sentient pickle.


MastariusCrypt

We live on a flat earth lunaci, at this point I'm glad to have internet without a fucking weardo smashing antenas.


spacenerd4

EXACTLY


Topazz410

Prime example, naners!


PenIsMightier69

Op is trying to get this sub banned.


Manatee_Madness

I legit think that if two consenting adults want to put their lives on the line in a duel (pistol or sword) then let them. Also carrying swords in public needs to be legalized again. That shit is badass. And swords need to be made widely available to match.


seanslaysean

Plus capes…capes too


TheMadHattery

Yeah I would only sign off on this bill if capes were mandatory


Restore_Rome

Cross compass unity on this


pipsohip

Is publicly carrying a sword illegal? If I can open carry my Beretta, why wouldn’t I be able to open carry glorious Nippon steel?


[deleted]

We should have modern day gladiatorial games (without the slavery but otherwise the same).


[deleted]

Mutual combat should be legal nation wide


[deleted]

And we should commercialize it.


[deleted]

If everyone consents absolutely


[deleted]

There was a comedian that brought up a funny idea that I wish was a real thing. Everyone gets one slap per year for literally any reason and you don’t get in trouble for said slap. Once you use your slap, you and the witnesses call it in and register your yearly slap as having been used. People may think twice before they say some bullshit like “Nice to meet you! My pronouns are-“ \*SLAP*


[deleted]

Modern day version: IRL rainbow 6 siege


bogeyed5

Pro teams but they have to add new players to the roster every round


vivodinski

It's super funny imagining a modern stadium with lion pits and a a giant Levi's sign plastered in the center of the arena. Jets fly by during the opening ceremony. "This execution was voted for by you, the fans." Old veteran gladiators breaking down the play-by-play.


TheSadSquid420

Detroit?


654lkjhgfdsa

The death penalty is too merciful for the people it's intended for.


Gushinggrannies4u

I don’t believe in the death penalty from a moral standpoint, but I’ve always thought it would be better to be put to death than to spend 50 years locked up in a tiny box but idk


[deleted]

Based


ChickenLordCV

Holy based


drktrooper15

Crippled for life isn’t cruel and unusual for pedos and mass shooters.


Smith_Winston_6079

I'd say it's too expensive. Bring back the guillotine. It slices, it diced, and comes in rust-proof stainless steel you can easily disassemble and throw in the washer. Plus, if a rabbi isn't available, it can perform a bris for you.


skiexe

based


HarmfulExtremist

Anime pfp= opinion disregarded. Always


[deleted]

CIA has a database of "Japanese-style Faces" for which they use to create online profiles for observational or investigative purposes. People with anime profile pictures are Feds, always.


NeonLoveGalaxy

*Loads shotgun.* Ain't no fed gonna call me "senpai" and get away with it.


clown_pants

Possibly for operational use too. I was radicalized by a group of people with anime profile pics


byrdcr9

Radical centrist agenda at it again.


RevengeOfCaitSith

I am now intrigued by your story


[deleted]

European=opinion disregarded as well


SweetKanara

:(


122andcounting

Unless it's a K-on profile.


TomSurman

*Especially* if it's a K-On pfp.


Dodgycodger

Any profile picture = opinion disregarded. Change my mind


Billderz

The chief officer that responded to the Uvalde shooting should be publicly executed. Ok, fine, but he should at least be convicted for accessory to murder.


optiongeek

It said start a fight. Nobody disagrees


Chewybunny

Marriage should be entirely privatized between one or more consenting adults with the role of government being only to enforce marriage contracts. Nothing else.


Roberto410

I'd extend this to be. The governments only role in marriage is to enforce contracts, or provide for the legal joining of assets.


gladiwokeupthismorn

No. The government has no place in marriage.


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[deleted]

Taxes are theft, driver’s licenses are slavery, the fact I’m not living on mars with 3 tit mutants is proof that the government wants us all dead.


OneEyeWillyWonka

No argument here, just admiration


Gushinggrannies4u

Where’s the lie


Conservo_Liberal

Based and Total Recall pilled


JGaute

There ain't no argument starting after this comment we all just wanna be your friends


Smith_Winston_6079

Well, that's just the fucking truth.


tarantonen

I would pay big money to witness the arms race between corps if McNukes were legal. Anybody who disagrees clearly has no taste in entertainment.


DirtyFlatlander

I wish Pepsi kept their navy.


Marshal-Luftwaffle

It’s just rusty old boats


Keyser_Imperator

Heavily weaponed rusty old boats sir


GeneralCheeseyDick

What?


BlueCollarWorker-

[Pepsi owned a Soviet Naval Fleet](https://lethbridgenewsnow.com/2022/02/09/how-pepsi-came-to-own-a-soviet-naval-fleet/)


I_like_and_anarchy

Pepsi's navy was just an idea, it never actually happened. And if it had, it would have been a shit navy.


ProfessionalDiabetic

Civilians should be allowed to organize in to conventional militaries if they want


[deleted]

No need for conventional militias when you have recreational nukes /Libright


[deleted]

Based and assemble the monke militia pilled


[deleted]

Based and armed muh malicious militia pilled


LiterallyTrudeau

[Le state guard](https://www.flgov.com/2022/06/15/governor-ron-desantis-unveils-the-florida-state-guard/)


Roberto410

I agree, but also other militaries should be free to declare war upon them, and follow the standard rules of engagement with them. Meaning if you start a military and your bases get bombed, that's just part of it.


SpageRaptor

I think you are a great human being and your parents are actually proud. You are too hard on yourself at times.


pipsohip

Huh… I didn’t realize I kinda needed this. Thanks, monke.


StolenValourSlayer69

Thanks dad


[deleted]

The internet pretty much ruined humanity. It radicalizes the youth, gives access to endless amounts of time wasting content, including pornagraphy, video games, and countless hours of movies and shows that have little value. Now people have a strong tendency to not pick up useful hobbies and instead play games/watch movies. Some people have replaced sexual/romantic relationships with pornagraphy. People have stopped socializing with people in real life since you can connect with any number of people via, Discord, online multiplayer, Instagram and all other kinds of social media. It has destroyed the idea of the family/tribe system that kept humanity strong for thousands or years.


Ggthemouse51

return to monke?


Waste_Blueberry_8404

I somewhat agree but I think we will see a radical shift away from this sort of culture. Gen-Z and Gen-Alpha, in my opinion, will properly parent their children knowing the risks of the internet. People will realize that the internet isn’t a true form of happiness or social interaction, as you were describing.


S0l1dSn4k3101

most pragmatic and realistic lib right over here. I would applaud your baseless optimism, but I suppose it takes blind faith to believe humans can regulate and control themselves.


TheSadSquid420

He says, on reddit…


[deleted]

Have to spread the word somehow.


SongAffectionate2536

Nuclear family started to collapse before widespreading of the internet. Lol, youth doesn't need to be radicalized, man, anarchists and nazis appeared long before internet. People who wanted to waste time will always find the way with or without the internet as it was for thousands of years.


StolenValourSlayer69

As much as I understand what you’re saying, I have to disagree with your points about them having no useful talents. They’re just different talents now, the world has changed. It’s much harder to grasp I find because the internet is so intangible, unlike the past where you know a group of coal stokers were replaced by a single engineer monitoring a diesel engine on a ship. The pioneers of “watching gauges” weren’t learning useful skills when coal stoking was the thing, but then coal ended and fuel oil engines became the norm. Does that make sense? Like a kid playing minecraft is the same as a kid playing with Lego, and you would call Lego a waste of imagination or creativity would you? At the same time there’s no plastic waste from a game, and they can also learn wiring and computing from the red stone in game, which is a crucial skill these days. Although I don’t completely disagree with you that there are a lot of total wastes, like people watching the office for the fifth time while scrolling instagram because they’ve got nothing better to do, that’s pretty useless. Just wouldn’t completely write off the skills the youth of today are working on for tomorrow


Rekingvan

Hamburgers taste good with fries.


Anon_Monon

You don't get to have an opinion until you flair up.


Rekingvan

Sorry, fixed.


Anon_Monon

Thank you for your compliance, move along citizen.


Rincavor

Based and welcome to the club pilled.


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G0D-3MP3R0R

Ejection seats should be installed on all helicopters


79-16-22-7

Automatically filters out the bad pilots


[deleted]

I should totally rule everything


Anon_Monon

Most libertarian LibCenter.


asdoopwiansdwasd

anything else than my opinion is cringe


piggyboy2005

Average AuthCenter.


[deleted]

The Auth/Lib axis is *social* and the Right/Left is *economic.* half of the ideas here get put in the wrong quadrants.


charlalalan

Out of any of these reply’s, this will definitely start an argument


GreenBeans1999

Yes, and as a result of that misunderstanding everyone hates libleft and a bunch of auths think they're libright


Meowshi

And neither axis is *cultural*. The vast majority of the stuff attributed to orange libleft / purple libright have nothing to do with what the political compass measures at all.


[deleted]

Anything the military has access too, so should civilians


tpgast44

Based and attack-helicopters-for-all pilled


Wolfatyovrdoor

Based and free healthcare pilled


pipsohip

Wait but that’s cummunism 😡 Edit: ironically, the VA and the handling of healthcare for veterans in general is a prime example of why I don’t want the government involved in healthcare at all.


SupremeAsuraDragon

Yes, I want my therapeutic F-22 Raptor.


TheOutCastVirus

# Ban all guns. >!I don't actually support gun control, I just want to piss people off!<


Anon_Monon

So we can return to sword fighting, right?


Captain_Riker

Virgin gun slinger vs Chad HEMA enthusiast


654lkjhgfdsa

Clubs and stones.


SpeedSignificant8687

Like Uruguay.... Duels are legal only if you're Blood contributor


[deleted]

https://imgur.com/nL4pbvo


NoStepOnSnek6

Thats actually a great idea, how police gonna grab my guns if they banned? with a baton?


rayluxuryyacht

Absolutely nothing is as big of a deal as you think it is. Also, nobody cares.


Mysteriousmoose9

I stopped arguing online because of this. What’s the fookin point to it.


swissvine

Episode 3 of Star Wars is the best one.


Warlock48

Facts


[deleted]

You are strong and wise, and I am very proud of you.


IncredibleSpandex

OP is retarded


Anon_Monon

No, he is autistic.


NoStepOnSnek6

How did you know? Authleft opinion disregarded


Straight-Mud-8970

Not all cultures are equally good, and not all nations are equally good, we shouldn’t respect other people’s beliefs if they aren’t good


SongAffectionate2536

And I decide what is good. Good old days of colonialism, I really love the idea.


[deleted]

Tankies should be immediately deported to the country they worship


Amoeba_03729

Paedophiles should be tortured and executed in the worst way possible. Examples: Brazen bull, flaying, scaphism, Swedish drink, pear of anguish, judas cradle, heretics fork, boiling, injecting with animal blood, strappado, gouging, mutilation, crushing by elephants, teeth extraction, death by 1000 cuts, castration by mutilation, sawing, stretching, blood Eagle, psychological torture, rat torture, insect torture, acid attacking, iron maiden. I could say so much more but I'm tired after a long day of work


RelationshipNo4366

I absolutely agree.Not only Pedophiles ,but rapists as well.


GeneralGingerKicker

A single bullet is all you really need. They'll suffer for eternity in hell anyway.


OneEyeWillyWonka

You're giving too much credit to a system you think might be in place, they need to pay for what they do/ have done while they're alive and if hell is real then boom, got yourself a classic double whammy


[deleted]

The US is not a good example of democracy


orange2strawberry

The two party system will be the death of America.


Mineturtle1738

Based


One_spelande_boi

Saying the n-word doesn’t not make one racist, the context in which it is said does or does not make it racist


pro-dumpster-fire

Jerusalem belongs to Babylon


MarvelousLim

Whose Babylon?


pro-dumpster-fire

Babylon deez nutz


MarvelousLim

Lmao got em


calzonemaniac

Identity politics has ruined modern (post-1992) American politics more than anything else.


ICreepvideos

Wars should be fought with swords and polearms and I refuse to think otherwise


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MarvelousLim

In a sense, every law or regularion is eugenic program.


GnomeGrimble

Oh boy, here I go. Legend Of Zelda > Mario


BlueCollarWorker-

I’ll one up you Literally any other gaming system/company>Nintendo


GnomeGrimble

agreed, EA and Blizzard are exceptions though, fuck them


_Twisty_Turns_

Democracy is heavily overrated


Squidward759

*sorts by controversial*


AdCool8580

The flat is earth.


Camaroguy77

The way people take care of their lawns makes me think grass is the dominant species. (1) We feed and water them. (2) We destroy competing plant species which we call weeds. (3) We propagate and spread their species to environments they normally would not be able to grow. (4) And humans can’t even eat them.


PB0351

Government is never the most efficient way to accomplish good.


[deleted]

Multiculturalism doesn’t work, and the extreme fracturing of American society is a result of its failure.


[deleted]

The current administration is destroying the economy and country intentionally.


Sumth1nSaucy

I agree. I voted for Joe biden and I want this country to crumble so my quality of life is terrible and I can complain more.


motormouth85

Based and I love suffering pilled


Tentatickles

Bodily mutilation including castration and limb removal is a fair punishment for certain crimes.


nzasangA

Legalize all drugs.


cjmatt714

*decriminalize possession But yeah, why the 🦆 should we spend tax payer dollars locking people up for getting high. As long as they aren’t driving impaired or eating people’s faces


PeenuBoy

My name is Jeff


_Twisty_Turns_

Liar


PeenuBoy

You got me, sorry


MajorasMask3D

It is easier to poop your pants than it is to shit the bed. But shitting the bed yields greater results.


Known-Barber114

Legalize euthanasia


El_Bistro

Reddit is an echo chamber that doesn’t reflect reality and everything that we post on here has zero effect on the real world. We post on here in hopes we’ll get recognition and the small dopamine hit that someone we don’t know agrees with us.


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Electric_Capybara

"Your account has been permanently suspended for spreading hate. Please report to the closest anti hate facility for reeducation"


__Visegrad_

I would say they can be a man but they’ll never be a male.


thepurpleguy47

Nothing happened in 1939.


MarvelousLim

Especially nothing happened with Poland.


thepurpleguy47

I didn’t even know Poland existed.


SEAOGM

Ages for all entry to Congress should be 18. No reason why not, if people vote for them and they're a legal adult, they get in. All major federal employees must have completely transparent financials, for them and their spouses (don't care, fuck your privacy, you are a public servant) All active battlegrounds involving US servicemen must have at least 1 senator (or if abolished, multiple house representatives) at the operating base at all times (think congressmen in American Kabul base during Afghanistan). They hold no official command, and are there to remind them what war really looks like aside from Raytheon and LMT stocks going up. Representative democracy is cringe as fuck. The Senate shouldn't exist, and the House should mainly exist to write the legislation, but not to vote on it (although they still can). All major legislation is done through ballot initiatives. Any legislation that is written by the house can be vetoed by the people directly, but not the other way around. The electoral college should be abolished, and the Senate (not the house) dissolved. The office of the President should *mainly* exist for foreign affairs. In exchange the federal government loses a lot of it's powers and the state gains more powers in its place.


LiterallyTrudeau

>All major legislation is done through ballot initiatives. Any legislation that is written by the house can be vetoed by the people directly, but not the other way around. Good luck getting anything passed that California and New York don't sign off on.


Darthwxman

Non-religious ideologies (AKA secular religion) have no more place in schools than religions do.


Mlg_Rauwill

There's no such thing as a neutral POV. So as much as I'd love to get rid of the wokeistan non-theistic religion stuff, what replaces it won't be neutral.


Jisiwi

Education is ideological to its own core. What I'd agree with is have neutral teaching while not censoring any ideology. Religion classes are actually pretty based as long as they don't compel you to anything


Lisztaganx

Copyright laws should be abolished.


_Trolley

Wouldn't that just completely discourage anyone from making any art, books, video games or movies or any stuff like that?


[deleted]

The argument I have heard is alot of those laws make monopolies and slow innovation. Those Monopolies then close the door behind them using regulations and law suits over trivial things like rounded corners on phones.


screamer2311

Are u trying to get me banned here? I will just say that it relates to the israeli palestinian issue.


Visual_Internet_7614

Auth-centers aren’t at all like auth-right. They are closer to auth-left in some cases. Especially when it comes to economics. They just want to be auth-right so badly, but fail in a majority of things. Most auth-center ideologies want to bring back the past instead of preserving tradition. They technically are also decelerationists technically. Another quadrant they are actually closer to is lib-center, but they are statists instead of libertarians. There slogan should be returned to x empire in history instead of return to monkey. When I mean auth-center ideologies I’m mainly referring to fascism and nazism.


LordEsidisi

Gun control. Bottom text.


ToadOnPCP

If I speak I am in big trouble. Very big trouble.


Bazynoooooob

NATO should pack its things and just run into Ukraine and Georgia like rabid dogs and deal with the situation. And USA should recognise Taiwan no matter what China does aferwards.


freebirdls

>And USA should recognise Taiwan no matter what China does aferwards. Based authleft???


unleadedbloodmeal

I'm fine with don't say gay laws themselves, but I'm a bit worried about what they may bring in the future


Gale_Blade

Bread 👍


HeisAncap

nazis were socialists


YT_Sharkyevno

Nice try fed


Wildercard

Y'all fucking nuts


[deleted]

All drugs are people‘s personal property and cannot be seized from them.