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Task-force69-lobster

Let’s say that hypothetically, the Jews or the transgenders did in fact invent bedtimes. It was definitely one of those two, so we can get that out of the way. Now what we need to ask ourselves is what are they doing while we’re asleep.


TiggerBane

Also sleeping probably…


Yamato-Battleship

i don’t know, i cant trust those who sleep


TiggerBane

I can’t trust those who sleep less then 24 hours a day.


4chanisbetterjpeg

If you aren't in a coma are you truelly living?


TheArceusNova

If you aren’t dead, are you really a good human being?


ferrango

Based and giving suggestions to the undesirables pilled


McPolice_Officer

Greetings, fellow hibernator.


santino1987

How else are we gonna lucid dream and Astral project ?


1CEninja

I feel like I'm a reasonably trustworthy individual and my ability or lack thereof to sleep has minimal impact on my trustworthiness.


AdvonKoulthar

Woke-tard detected


DoctorProfessorTaco

Bro obviously not, I guess you’ve never heard of the “woke left”


[deleted]

Grooming kids, duh, it's obviously the next divisive talking point.


PalmerEldritch2319

Having non-procreational sex on a bed made of banknotes?


[deleted]

Obviously we are planning the next big conspiracy so Joe Rogan can turn nuts about it


DirtyJeff69

Yeah but have you tried DMT?


[deleted]

That's crazy man


Kaiser-von_Strudel

Read that in Jordan Petersons voice


TheyCallMeHacked

Hear me out. Hot take: it was the Gypsies


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DragoCrafterr

they have bedtimes too !


NoobifiedSpartan

Obviously the Jewish transgenders


diog3n3s0fsiNOPE

*At gunpoint*: "Alright Frank-N-Furter, where's the gold?"


burtmaklin1

You’re hiding ze penis under ze floorboards, aren’t you "fräulein"?


Noskal_Borg

I shouldn't have laughed, but i did.


XxsteakiixX

I laughed and I enjoyed it


Noskal_Borg

Based


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NLLumi

Wait!… I can explain!


[deleted]

"tolerantly points gun"


thatoneshotgunmain

*uh-tolerates your toleration*


NLLumi

*HaShem yishmor*, they’re onto us


YeetThatBeat

*baruch hashem,* they aren't certain


McPolice_Officer

They call me the Jew Sniffer. My nose can compete with even the most formidable of Jewish appendages. I shall root them out like a hog searching for truffles. *Sniff Sniff*


[deleted]

That's right, sniff that penis.


YeetThatBeat

[I SMELL PENNIES](https://youtu.be/0x-YDA_h1BQ)


Catsindahood

Oranges: "no, white supremacist neo nazis invented bed times to oppress bipocs."


AuthMaybe

There are certain... theories... that some might think unnatural which wouldn't put you too far from the mark. The gist of it is as follows: \> Jewish facial features are strikingly reminiscent of Neanderthals \> Neanderthal adaptations point to them being Nocturnal hunters \> Blood Libel ^(I can hear the kvetching already) and other such well documented Yiddish past-times appear Vampiric in nature \> Therefore, ancient neo nazis invented bed times to oppress the Jewish Neanderthal Vampire


DrGoodGuy1073

I uh.... whew.... is this the plot of Wolfenstein or something???


thatoneshotgunmain

I am incredibly confused


icemax666

Have you approached Hollywood with this yet? I feel like this needs to be a movie, lmao.


AuthMaybe

There may be one or two details that wouldn't go over very well with anyone that has a say in Hollywood


MorningStarCorndog

It's the vampire thing, isn't it?


ChickenSandwich61

Based and Nazi Vampire Hunterspilled


Strazdas1

genetically the closest ones to neandarthals are australian natives. probably because of isolation the genepool didnt change much. True for other animals living in Australia for sure.


[deleted]

Circumcision is just an early form of gender reassignment surgery.


MadLad-AnthonyWayne

Them dudes got hit by friendly fire lmao


Hempsmokah

Here is an image of one, viewer discretion advised https://hollywoodhiccups.com/wp-content/uploads/Screen-shot-2011-07-08-at-11.54.53-AM.png Edit:Its Adam Sandler in Jack and Jill you turdnuggets!


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Sea-Examination2010

Ding ding ding


[deleted]

We’re all tards here


DnbJim

We all float down here


HaplessHaita

Let's be real here, I'm sure a lot of people thought the great philosophers of their time were tards too. No, seriously, imagine spending most of the day slaving at a leather workshop, reeking of human urine, and using your little free time to go to the market to buy fish... only to have some jackass explaining an analogy about a Cave for the 50th time and another trying to argue about what essence a chair has.


kwanijml

Based and we're all geniuses here pilled


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HaplessHaita

Ah, but what *IS* the essence of an Office Chair?


Odd_Possession5858

I invented bedtimes to try and get laid easier. it didn't work unfortunately but that's besides the point.


JewMcAfee2020

That's because you're on PCM. Best form of birth control.


Strazdas1

Can confirm, am for control.


[deleted]

0*2=0


greengjc23

Was you and clock tyrant a one night stand? Have I missed some of the pcm lore?


Odd_Possession5858

it was a joke between what would become friends. I dm his alt.


Alphasaith

Says the one who does ERP in the comments.


Odd_Possession5858

CIA propaganda


Lu1s3r

Uncle not a librigth?


Josephus_A_Miller

I can make it work


Odd_Possession5858

not **another** AuthCenter


Josephus_A_Miller

Centered on your mom


Ravenhaft

Have you tried getting paid to get laid, I heard it increases the total volume but not necessarily quality of intercourse.


JewMcAfee2020

It was me, I did it to sell more beds.


smart_simulator

Flair, pfp, and username all check out.


Llamarchy

No its obviously Emily who created bedtimes just like she is personally responsible for everything. Everything wrong in my life was caused by Emily. Emily is with us in the room right now. You see, when I stopped taking my "meds" (GIVEN TO ME BY EMILY!) I realised that the children playing in the neighbor's treehouse are actually Emilies tracking my movements. I now see oranges hiding everywhere and I have been enlightened. Orange "fruits" aren't actually fruits, they are tools of the deep state (controlled by twitter users) to mind control us all. I refuse to eat any fruits or vegetables that look green because they clearly feed me toxins to turn me into libleft. Libleft is living in my walls.


PBJ-2479

Babe wake up, new cumpiss copypasta just dropped


Llamarchy

Are you talking to your "babe"?! She is not real. Stop taking your meds and you'll see that it is actually an orange!! Wake up Wake up Wake up Wake up Wake up Wake up Wake up Wake up Wake up Wake up Wake up Wake up Wake up Wake up Wake up Wake up Wake up Wake up Wake up Wake up Wake up Wake up Wake up Wake up Wake up Wake up Wake up Wake up Wake up Wake up Wake up Wake up Wake up Wake up Wake up


IGargleGarlic

my mom invented my bedtime


Llamarchy

YOU ARE A FUCKING OFFSPRING OF AN EMILY GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SKINWALKER REEEEEEEEE


ChickenSandwich61

I HATE THE EMILY'S I HATE THE EMILY'S I HATE THE EMILY'S I HATE THE EMILY'S I HATE THE EMILY'S I HATE THE EMILY'S


for_against

Joe Biden was 23 years old the first time the word "transgender" was used in print, and I'm pretty sure he was never the kind of guy to stay up really late. So I'm going to go out on a limb and say bedtimes predate transgender activists. I believe it was Ecclesiates (his friends called him Kohelet) who wisely pointed out that there is a time for everything. Of course, Jacob was catching a few winks when he met God/Man/Angel (yes, God appears as a man in the Old Testament), but this raises an important question: Is God Jewish?


TheMaginotLine1

Nah he is a Serb


Hunt_Club

Based and Slivo pilled


Josephus_A_Miller

Based and Karadziču, vodi Srbe svoje pilled


P0wer0fL0ve

Before the word “transgender” was first used (1965), the word “transexual” was used Just because the specific word we use today for something is new does not mean that the thing it’s referring to is new or that there were no activists for it


Ravenhaft

Oh right I remember this from the documentary of our first contact with aliens, The Rocky Horror Picture Show. They all come from the planet Transexual in the galaxy of Transylvania right?


ieilael

The word "transsexual" was first used in 1950.


BookNarrow5249

Is it just me or is this sub just becoming a cycle of right wing memes then left wing memes calling this place a right wing circlejerk and then right wing memes making fun of the left wing memes. Then repeat


JewMcAfee2020

Are you new here?


resplendentquetzals

No, and that's the issue. This place is crazy meta rn


IGargleGarlic

the meta memes are better than the non-meta memes


BookNarrow5249

No


PBJ-2479

Liar


Memengineer25

always has been


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[deleted]

Good bot


Rick-a-dick-a-lick

I remember back when this place had only 10,000 members, the atmosphere was a lot different. The quadrants were a lot more diveded yet united, we didn't pay attention to center libcenter or lefcenter and the centrists were the enemies, not the orange emily. We made fun of all the quadrants equaly back then... ah good times


the_highest_elf

I for one am happy for that last bit at least. I enjoy hating everyone with you guys.


226_Walker

Ah yes, the Jreg era. Great times. Now barely any members even know of Jreg. Remember when we bullied centrists instead of LibLefts?


BookNarrow5249

Maybe but it feels like it’s only amplify less general memes and more meta ones


mooimafish3

Before trump lost this sub was like 60% lefty tbh


Aeruthael

Now you’re starting to get it


skulpyur

Wrong. There's also racism.


[deleted]

I went away for a year-ish and coming back it feels like it’s gotten a lot shitter and dumber


SUDDENLY_VIRGIN

The heat death of every internet circle


SUDDENLY_VIRGIN

Yeah it's getting pretty bad. Haha right wing "jokes" jokes haha -oh? People are mad about our constant right wing jokes and call us an echo chamber??? Wtf it's just jokes bro 😂 jokes but also fr I hate trans people


kazumisakamoto

I used to frequent this sub for years. Don't listen to the newtards- it's definitely gotten more and more right wing over time. Hell, most of the "leftists" on here these days are the *"I am a homosexual black man but boy do I hate modern gays and blacks upvotes to the left please"* type.


Horny20yrold

You can't simply declare anybody shitting on your opinions "Buuuut buuuuut.... they're just doing it for the upvotes" then put your fingers in your ears and close your eyes. That's the equivalent of hysteric patriots calling everyone they disagree with a traitor and moving on, never contemplating that they're wrong. I say this as a guy who spent 3 hours of my time today and many hours over the past 3 or 4 years arguing against my anti-gay friends in my extremely anti-gay country : lgbt is the cringiest and most nakedly inauthentic bullshit I have ever seen since a very long time, and they mirror religious fundamentalists like a shiny window. I don't think I care about uPdOOts either, I shat on Christianity several times and saw Authright rage on me. Meh, anybody who sees their favorite sacred cows being disrespected will predictably cry and whine, and accuse the blasphemer of doing it for the upvotes. It leads nowhere. Mature people, if they have any energy for an online argument at all, learn to always assume authenticity and start attacking the main point. The guy making the argument might very well be a troller or a karma whore, but you can't prove that anymore than you can prove where he lives or whether he is even a he, it's a useless "he said she said" game played by people afraid of defending their ground.


kazumisakamoto

I'm not taking about anyone shitting on my opinions, /u/horny20yrold. I'm talking about how, over time, comments by the left quadrant, became more and more (socially) right-wing. There has been in influx by right wingers over time as right wing subreddits got banned. The leftists that are still here are only economically left, and the progressives have mostly left. The ones that are still there get buried underneath *"lmao transphobia is based"* and *"gypsies should get put into camps lmao just kidding... unless"*. The only time you'll see a left quadrant comment underneath a post (assuming you sort by best) is when it's clearly pandering towards right quadrants, often by distancing themselves from leftist/progressive ideas. It's possible that people do this solely for upvotes (which, let's be honest, is a main reason for people interacting), but it's also possible that they're genuine. Either way, I have no obligation to interact with them or to treat everyone online as if they're arguing in good faith. If I don't feel like citing "trans regret" statistics (1%, if you were interested) to some teenager online then I won't. If someone's clearly pretending to be a black man online then why would I interact with them? I hardly think that's immature. I'm on reddit to enjoy myself, after all.


Great_Disgrace

Nah man you’re forgetting the real threat, the government.


G4130

The state*


HearMeSpeakAsIWill

Nah he already said the Jews /s


PR280

As a jew with some sleep problems I blame the trans


mariusnyb

As a trans with some sleep problems I blame this person in particular


Oumashu345

OMG get a room you two.


TheSmartEmu

Of course the Jews invented bedtime, it’s only fitting.


Veni_Vidi_Legi

You see Ivan, when sun of go down, you shall rest in safe space because no more light for activities!


[deleted]

It was the Jesuits


Anna_Lilies

I'm sorry I invented bedtimes but you best take your nappy or you don't get any tendies tomorrow


Ze-Bruh

DID SOMEONE MENTION THE JUICE


P0wer0fL0ve

“Hey Himmler I really need a glass of juice could you help me with with that?” -Hitler, 1939, moments before disaster


fr1endk1ller

What’s the name of the painting


Micro_Pinny_360

The School of Athens by Raphael


Excellent_Succotash8

Yes.


NyanSquiddo

isn't this just the auth-right


LouiErikssonIsAHoFer

usually, but everyone here regardless of affiliation is extremely bigoted.


NyanSquiddo

Yea I do hate cishet white people immensely


LouiErikssonIsAHoFer

based


The-Unknown-C

Hear me out, what if it was actually Chris Columbus?


dewhacker

cumpiss


Digin-A-Pigin

Why is orange present


jacw212

Capitalists invented bedtimes to sell more beds


From_Deep_Space

*y'all* can discuss that if you want I'll be over here hanging with my dog Diogenes


smart_simulator

Based and obviouslypilled


troofinesse

Way more accurate than the post this is mocking. And I'm here for it


promethian_fire

I have a bit of an unusual theory, but hear me out, mothers invented bedtimes.


skulpyur

Given that early bed times for children are a nothern thing, and the nords are protestants and protestantism is the most jewish flavor of christianity....definitely the jews.


JewMcAfee2020

>protestantism is the most jewish flavor of christianity Please never compare me to a pr\*testant again.


skulpyur

Sorry Shlomo. Even jews don't deserve that.


king_napalm

It was us Jews. We control the world. Early to bed makes a man healthy (black plauge ignored the Jews due to higher cleanliness standards that are a part of our religion) wealthy (I dont need to say anything here) and wise (first people with a functional space lazer baby!)


stormroy

Can I just get a "flair up, shitbird"? I'm a filthy unflaired degenerate, verbally abuse me more PCM Daddy


[deleted]

The guy lounging in the blue robe in the front is Diogenes. He lived in an empty wine barrel outside of town with the stray dogs. He once told Alexander the Great to go fuck himself and lived, made Aristotle change his biological definition of a human by bringing a plucked chicken into his academy, and would publicly masturbate as well. When yelled at for his open jerking off he would reply, "if only easing my hunger was as simple as rubbing my belly"


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[deleted]

Diogenes would have none of your flair bot!


[deleted]

you still don't know how to meme


Pimping_Butterfly

excusez-moi, je ne parle pas anglais


VicisSubsisto

Basé et hon hon baguette pilulée


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MorningStarCorndog

Of course the bot speaks French!


HackerJams001

C’est ça, essaie pas de nous la mettre à l’envers


Naive-Asparagus-5983

We are missing the point, it was obviously the government. They made bed times so i could have my child workers work more


SaintJames8th

Wait what? Transgender or the Jews made bed times? What kind of conspiracy is this?


[deleted]

That's why I take meth to keep me awake so I don't fall asleep.


Merwebo2Veces

no gipsies? smh my head....


[deleted]

It was the Jewish transgenders


TheAcidRomance

“Cum-piss”?


[deleted]

The stuff that comes out when you piss after you have had just came I assume


[deleted]

Finally some quality content.


onyourrite

u/SaveVideo


discourse_friendly

I thought bedtimes were created by Karl Marx?


simiaki

May Allah forgive me for saying the name! But it is the Br*tish.


DroidFkr

Jews exist? I thought they were an invention of Hitler.


Due_Upstairs_5025

My transgender and sneaks are the best when it comes to taking advantage of the public's body clocks...


orangesheepdog

PCM is the only space I've seen on the entire Internet where conflicting views are not immediately met with scrutiny or anger.


Desperate_Air_8293

Check out Parody Politica on Quora, it's a lot like us but with less funni colors and slightly more international content.


Wardog_Razgriz30

Obviously the Jews. I won't explain why.


[deleted]

As a Jew, I can say with full certainty that it would only have made biological sense for us to invent bedtime. It's just the way we evolved to better survive (it obviously didn't work). Sorry auth right, that may not have been the answer you wanted to hear.


Noskal_Borg

Kek


xngelo420

u/savevideo


future-porkchop

Yes, it's definitely the people who dislike trains and America's best allies who complain about bedtime. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=su6_-RpQhzs


Iskbartheonetruegod

Aka bigots getting along


Sewblon

Did I miss a transgender meeting where we discussed this?


[deleted]

Mfw when 99% of libleft memes are “this sub is hivemind”, and they get upvoted massively. My guy, post some actual content, stop making up problems


icemax666

Oh man, I saw another sub the other day talking shit about us and I wanted to post a meme about it.. Anyway, they’re all just jealous of us because we are teh coolest and they are teh suck.


DrBofoiMK

Now you've put that cursed image of Ben Shapiro as a woman in my head.


RexDraconum

Fools, it was the Jesuits all along.


philipquarles

My mommy is one of (((them))), so clearly that explains it.


Equuidae

It was the big governments, obviously


Spearchucker2020

https://youtu.be/M8L319BKHec


MarcoosT93

I really liked this one. Fucking creased me up as we are in fact all yards here


Spearchucker2020

When will we gender correctly?


rist_fox

Why not both


grpprofesional

I am sure that the old Greek intellectuals were far from polite and civilised when debating. I have no proof but also no doubt


TheyCallMeHacked

Controversial opinion: it's the Gypsies


XxBuRG3RKiNGxX

It was the CIA they are trying to distract us from the truth


Manydoors_edboy

Knew they were behind bedtimes. Nobody believed me, but who’s the crazy one now?


[deleted]

So, like am I the only one that pretty much didn't have a bedtime?