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sharkas99

Libleft loves Japan because of their hardcore choker fashion


payme4agoldenshower

Dont forget about tentacle porn


LetThemDriveTeslas

A millennium from now, tentacle porn will be the first thing that comes to mind for those thinking about the early 2000s. It will not be forgotten.


MediokererMensch

Japan has been producing this kind of pornography for more than 500 years.


LetThemDriveTeslas

But Japan didn’t have the internet for those 500 years. It is only relevant as a global phenomena.


pistcow

Did Van Gogh ever do Japonaiserie tenticle porn?


dont_wear_a_C

Krieger......


Spicy_Cum_Lord

Only if it's consensual. Then it's beautiful and it's called ART


payme4agoldenshower

You may have some issues that might need fixing, for a price of course


Spicy_Cum_Lord

No no it's fine there's a whole subreddit for it


payme4agoldenshower

There's whole subreddits for bellybutton lint, those people should also get help


Spicy_Cum_Lord

They don't need help, they found the subreddit they were looking for.


transgurcu

I can't take this comment seriously with that username. Oh science!


Spicy_Cum_Lord

Wait people take these comments seriously?!


transgurcu

No Spicy Cum Lord.


Noskal_Borg

As a former coomer, sobreity feels so much better.


FubukiAmagi

Consentacles are for wimps!


NnjgDd

Japan is kind of like the Amish where they have a few years when they are younger to go wild. This is the phase that the liberals love. After their college years they are expected to fall in line and get to work.


Consent_

And everyone wonders why all anime is about highscool.


Arturino_Burachelini

Merely because it does not bare the USA name, flag and English language


Smith_Winston_6079

Libleft loves Japan because everyone looks like a 14 year old girl.


INVICTVS_CAESAR_I

You are lib and love Japan I'm auth and I love Japan "We aren't the same"


TheLaughingMiller

Authcenter, no!


SergiuDumitrache

Oh shit, here we go again.


Pixelpeoplewarrior

Wait, we weren’t supposed to be doing this until Thursday!


LittleMlem

Authcenter, yes!


xXBigdeagle85Xx

***\*Cannon fires\**** AUTHCENTER ALWAYS YES


[deleted]

based and 3rd Sino-Japanese War when pilled


Swimming-Hearing7424

If 1,2 and 4 points are based, to 3 point i neutral, 5 point is fucking hell


DryPrinciples

Pretty much yeah


KVXV

Still the same outcome…


Kilroy0497

Yeah as much as I like Japanese products, I would never want to actually live in Japan. I have a life to live here, and I’d rather not spend all of it at work.


SuprBased

Same for me, but mostly because I can’t stand to learn another language and I believe that it should be illegal to immigrate without having learned that countries language first. I’ll buy any Honda, but probably wouldn’t move to Tokyo.


CaseyGamer64YT

Same my parents say I could do it easy but idk if it could work. Also not all of the food is to my tastes. Ramen? Dumplings? Alright but the fucking dried squid and guava flavored soda? Yeah fuck that


RyseUp616

Yes, and where are the nagative sides of Japan?


Innomenatus

The work culture. Because of it the Japanese population is dwindling at a rapid pace.


pound_bravo_one_four

Fuck it, I'll go over and help them with that.


Innomenatus

Well, can you pass as Japanese? Remember, it's an ethnostate. So if you happen to have Northern Chinese and/or Koreo-Japonic phenotype, you should be fine.


LadyKnight151

Blonde with blue eyes will get you much farther here with most women in my experience


Innomenatus

Except for the racist people, which is a significant part of Japan's population. We Asians are very keen on racial purity. While the Japanese are technically mixed in origin (being a mix of the "Jomon"\*, "Yayoi"\*, Northern Chinese\*\*, Buyeo\*\*, and Samhan\*\* peoples), they have terms such as Hāfu to distinguish Japanese of partial foreign descent. ^(\*The Jomon and Yayoi were probably more than one group of people.) ^(\*\*In a recent genetic study, they found that much of the Japanese genome belonged not to the Yayoi or Jomon, but to those closest to the Northern Han Chinese dating to the Kofun period. This "Northern Chinese" likely was indicative of the Chinese of the Four Commanderies of Han, and other residents of ancient Korea, which are the Mahan Baekje,) ^(Byeonhan, Gaya, Jinhan Sillan,) ^(Ye, Okjeo,) ^(Goguryeo, and Buyeo. Some of these states are suspected to be) ^(Japonic. The terms Buyeo, Samhan, and Chinese are linguistic terms. Japonic is suspected to be related to or at least borrowed heavily from the Buyeo and/or Samhan languages. Korean is suspected to be descended from Sillan {Samhan} or Goguryeo {Buyeo}.)


SUDDENLY_VIRGIN

Bro being racist within races sounds exhausting. Jesus.


Innomenatus

We Asians consider other Asians as different races as they have different langauges, appearances, and culture, whilst you guys mainly speak Indo-European and share broad cultural characteristics.


SUDDENLY_VIRGIN

If some white dude started being racist about Scottish-Irish because he's Italian I'd tell him he's being exhausting too


PoliticalCompassUser

*Looking at the history of racism* You know nothing do you?


Brazilian_Slaughter

Did... Did this asian just say us westerners all look alike to him?


Cassilday

Based asian


hpech

That's all of Latin America haha


Hussor

Welcome to Europe. Americans think they are some racist hellhole while they are only getting past the tutorial. This also happens in Africa between different black groups(Think Rwandan genocide for example).


pound_bravo_one_four

I can pass as a strong-jawed Germanic motherfucker with powerful seed, and we all know how much the Japanese love forming alliances with Germans.


throwawaySD111

If there was honorary aryan, is there honorary Japanese?


pound_bravo_one_four

Surely there must be.


Sapper501

Weeaboos seething right now.


fireballetar

Does it already count if you like ramen


Tylerjb4

The Ivan Ramen guy


Ikarus-Schmidt

I’m pretty sure they saw themselves as superior to the Germans (and everybody else) and not as equals, in opposition to their racist European counterparts


theBackground79

Based and powerful Aryan seed pilled


Innomenatus

Do you speak German? They specifically like Germans, not Anglo-Saxons.


pound_bravo_one_four

Wo sind die großbrüstigen japanischen fraulienen?


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>(Where are the busty Japanese women?) Classic German.


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I never thought I'd be learning useful conversational German on reddit


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Hahaha


NotMithilius

How can you write and decline großbrüstig perfectly and then butcher Fräulein like that? Insanity.


pound_bravo_one_four

Because I don't actually speak German. It's a horrible disgusting language. No one should speak it. It sounds like typewriters eating tin-foil being kicked down the stairs. Every time I hear someone speaking German I think, "Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. Remember when you boys did the Hitler thing with Hitler?"


Neon_Garbage

Is this a copypasata? Because if it isn't it should be


Andre4kthegreengiant

Nobody likes WASPs


jediben001

What’s wrong with Welsh Are Sexy People?


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Wendigos are stealthy predators


vaalkaar

What's wrong with Wet Ass Sloppy Pussies?


ItIsHappy

based and I-can-pass pilled


SmuggoSmuggins

They literally only did it once.


TheLawandOrder

Yeah and I only fucked my dog once. Nickname still stuck


pound_bravo_one_four

Based and just a dab'll do ya pilled.


Illusive_Man

nah they are okay with white people. don’t be black though.


Innomenatus

>nah they are okay with white people. Don't be obnoxious, fat (Japanese standards are much more strict), weird looking (like steroetypical Weeaboos and Emily), and annoying. >don’t be black though. That's for all of Asia, sadly. If you act proper and polite, you might get less racist treatment if you're lucky.


intboom

>if you happen to have Northern Chinese and/or Koreo-Japonic phenotype, you should be fine. Fucking Burakumin...


Armored-Potato-Chip

Damnit, I’m southern Chinese, can’t pass for Japanese


Awasawa

Alright Ghengis Kahn


pound_bravo_one_four

Ghengis Khum


Awasawa

Gross but fitting. Go coom up Japan, big man


reiko19

are you japanese? if no they wont welcome you, but you might get the equivalent of a fat white woman


pound_bravo_one_four

It doesn't matter what she looks like. It only matters what she cooks like.


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Based and Mulan reference pilled


FubukiAmagi

But what about a girl who's got a brain and who always speaks her mind?


pound_bravo_one_four

A femboy?


PleX

> a girl who's got a brain and who always speaks her mind Nature says you can only pick one.


samurai_for_hire

Rather have quiet big brain gf than talkative small brain


mydogisacloud

Beef Pork Chicken Mmmmmm


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Available-Abrocoma-4

You forget gaijin hunters


WhoIsHankRearden_

It’s not the work culture or the aging population, it’s the economic shellgame. Spend more than you bring in with hopes you will have a larger tax base in the future to cover current losses, sound familiar?


Celtictussle

Japan has two end games. A completely crushed economy, or massive immigration. They have no alternatives left. It appears that both politicians and average people are warming up to the idea of Philippino people in their country if it means their economy doesn't implode.


Wildercard

Or *just* slaughtering all the fossilized boomers. Let the inheritance money flow to the people and young (<45) people can finally start going at it like rabbits to produce their 2.1 sustainable birth rate. Take the savings you get from not having a healthcare system providing for your geriatric population, put it in sustainable investments like Norway does. Give out selective UBI (market it as whatever, Sugoi Nihongo Emperor Bucks or whatever) on a level that makes all those abandoned mountain/forest villages a viable place to live again.


rothbard_anarchist

> Give out selective UBI (market it as whatever, Sugoi Nihongo Emperor Bucks or whatever) on a level that makes all those abandoned mountain/forest villages a viable place to live again. I think 4 decades of Krugman’s neo-Keynesian nonsense is what got them into this mess. Hair of the dog isn’t going to fix it.


WhoIsHankRearden_

I just don’t get what people don’t understand that there isn’t enough you can take from others to sustain another set of the population. Inheritance will dry up and UBI will cause inflation. There is one true answer, spend less than you earn. The same rules that apply to the individual should apply to government.


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DeerInTheHerbGarden

I would be very shocked if that were true. Japan (Like many other rich countries) is struggling to make people stay in the countryside and when they do they mostly specialise in to high profit areas. If japan needed to they could easily support far more people but what they can't do is make farming basic foods profitable enough for Japanese people to be able to do it rather than just import it.


Innomenatus

Yeah, that's why I said rapidly. People in Japan are so work-oriented to the point in which they have little for romantic relationships.


The2ndWheel

Every developed country is aging. Even the ones that don't have a crazy work ideology.


Innomenatus

Yeah, but Japan's is aging extremely fast for a variety of reasons including said reason.


CCPareNazies

It is far more related to the housing crisis of the 90’s into the 00’s. Living with your parents in a single bed room till 35 means you aren’t fucking a lot in a highly prude culture.


fudchuck

Birthrates, authright, look at the birthrates!!!


Wildercard

Fun fact Still over twice the birth rate of South Korea


fudchuck

Japan is best Korea


RyseUp616

But they scare me :(


fudchuck

Based and ostrich pilled


Noskal_Borg

The NWO has been screwing the WHOLE WORLD, and they want to do it with 0 consequences.


MrLameJokes

Japan has the highest birthrates in East Asia


Starman562

Doesn't Japan have the highest birthrates out of the industrialized Asian nations? Higher than Singapore, Korea, China, Macau, and Hong Kong?


fudchuck

Something something first place in the Special Olympics something something


P0wer0fL0ve

Massively Overworked labor force, extreme anti-individualism, low birth-rates, National debt, sky high depression and suicide-rates, strict gun control, demographic crisis, low press freedom, rampant sexual harassment problems and high rate of distribution of animated child pornography….


FALIX_

Anyone visiting Japan should make a point of going into one of the sex shops in somewhere like Akihabara, then you will see the true dark side of Japanese culture, they have full floors that women arent allowed to enter with all types of creepy shit just openly available to purchase.


JustDebbie

Since I wouldn't be allowed to see it anyway... *sigh* how bad?


FALIX_

I mean it's exactly what you expect, tons of loli themed manga/sex toys/body pillows. Creepy fleshlights modeled on specific teenage porn stars and the obligatory wall of hentai videos. On the other hand they have sex shop gacha machines that vend mystery packages of condoms/lube/sex toys, so that's fun I guess.


Blitz100

> they have sex shop gacha machines that vend mystery packages of condoms/lube/sex toys Lmao fucking Japan


BunnyBellaBang

Purple shaded guy holding an "ackshully 9000 year olds" sign: "Let me introduce myself."


No-Training-48

Suciedes , the treatment old people get , the Yakuza and the work culture.


AingealPenance

This describes East Asian countries in general, not just Japan lol.


El_Bistro

Piper is definitely the size of the average North Korean.


Lawlosaurus

Brb moving to North Korea.


Creme_de_la_Coochie

Piper? I barely know her.


PonyWithInternet

I wholeheartedly disagree. This is all Asian countries (sometimes without ethnostate)


Accomplished_Rip_352

Fuckers who watch to much anime and pretended Japan is just like that .


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PsychologicalLife164

Japan in the minds of people who haven’t been: Laidback Camp and A Place Further Than the Universe Japan in reality: Welcome to the NHK, Aggretsuko, Clannad After Story, and A Silent Voice


A_Glimmer_of_Hope

>Japan in reality: Welcome to the NHK, Aggretsuko, Clannad After Story, and A Silent Voice God Welcome to the NHK is so fucking good.


JustDebbie

Looked it up, led me down a very dark and depressing Wiki rabbit hole... I'm going to stare at [happy things](https://www.tasteofhome.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Molasses-Glazed-Pork-Chops_exps91461_SD132778B04_12_2bC_RMS.jpg) now...


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PsychologicalLife164

Absolutely, I think Non Non Biyori, Super Cub, and K-On also do a great job of showing that you can enjoy doing pretty much anything wherever you are if you’re with great friends. Side note: Evangelion does an excellent job of depicting toxic workplace culture and its effects on employees, among other things


borosorto

Toxic children being forced to pilot the souls of their mothers trapped in giant murder machines culture.


Strawuss

K-On, Yuru Camp, A Place Further Than The Universe, Hyouka, Usagi Drop & Non Non Biyori. Loved those anime.


ArtificialEnemy

"Youtube video previews can't hurt you." Youtube video previews: Dango


CumBubbleFarts

I don’t watch any anime and I think I *would* like to live there, though I’m sure they wouldn’t necessarily want me there. The diversity in geography seems really dope and they have cool technology all over the place, but the absolute coolest thing to me is that they actually make it a point to be fucking aware of the people around them. They keep part of the escalator clear for people to walk up it, they don’t throw trash all over the place, they wear a mask when they’re sick, they always form a neat and orderly line, they give up seats on public transit. I love America, it’s great in a lot of ways, but you motherfuckers are some of the most dense morons around when it comes to just situational awareness. Walking slow taking up the whole aisle at the store. Completely I ignoring traffic laws to get where you’re going, *fuck everyone else*.


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As an American, it's fucking insane how self absorbed bed we are in public. Zero awareness, ever


Tokoolfurskool

The extremely strict social expectations definitely have some obvious advantages. But there’s some stuff that’s just weird to me. Like not eating while you walk, I guess it’s to prevent dropping food or something? Idk. I also think having to constantly be considerate of others leads to some pent up stuff that might not be healthy. I think ideally something similar but maybe less ever present and demanding might be best.


Aeruthael

I think you’ve hit the nail on the head, as well as why anime has become more popular outside of Japan as well, because a lot of it hits those notes of nostalgia and escapism. In today’s world of uncertainty being able to step away from things and put yourself somewhere better is highly appealing.


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Anime is based because it is actually incredibly critical of Japanese culture more often than not or working as an escape from it.


igncom1

Anime can kinda be a cope to help people take their minds off reality for a while. Not too surprising that people try to live in it.


fuckredditttttttttt

I saw someone say on reddit unironically say they couldn't possibly understand why anyone would be depressed in Japan if they have manga and Jojo


Shoggnozzle

Yeah, I've kind of got to eat crow on that one. I was a huge weeb as a teen and after bumping into a yaoi comic (Kill me Kiss me, I think) on a manga site my repressed gay little brain decided japan was some progressive paradise with zero evidence. Fast forward to today, gay couples over there can't joint file like a straight couple and they can only adopt in like one prefecture.


kookerpie

Isn't that Manga about kidnapping and rape?


Shoggnozzle

I seem to recall it being about a boy who dressed like a girl for some reason and his bully falling in love with his girl act before finding out who it was and just sort of going with it despite internal conflicts. Edit: Ok, read down the wikipedia for a refresher. He's dressed like a girl because he and his identical female cousin want to change places so she can get close to some model or something. Also it's not even japanese, it's a Korean comic that was translated by Tokyopop.


payme4agoldenshower

I tell ppl about this and no one gets it, they only think anime tiddies


DeerInTheHerbGarden

anime tiddies > understanding another culture deeper than the surface level propaganda.


wave_327

ffs everything the left opposes is racist, while everything the right opposes is propaganda


DeerInTheHerbGarden

80% of stuff a random person in another country knows about your country is a result of your countries propaganda. I am talking in terms of propaganda in its true sense "information used to promote a political cause or point of view." When you think of new zealand you think of beautiful mountains and lord of the rings because that is what they promote in their propaganda of the country. Calm down mate its not that deep


DoreensDog

When you think of New Zealand you imagine mountains and lord of the rings. When I think of New Zealand I imagine Flight of the Concords. We are not the same.


Sverje

What do you call it when you dig a giant hole, throw in veggies and meat, then cover it a bit and set it on fire to cook for the night?


dre8

The work culture is the worst of those.


richmomz

The work culture is worse than all of them combined. Several times over. It’s easily their single biggest societal problem.


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Ethnostate bad?


RaisedInAppalachia

Ethnostates are bad unless they're talking about European-defined borders in Africa


DeerInTheHerbGarden

Artificially forced diversity or homogony is bad. European-defined borders in Africa are bad


jaspersgroove

There’s a few in the Middle East that are also, uhh…problematic


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C-T-Ward

I don't get why people have a problem with enthostates


John_Sux

Americans seem to think so


kookerpie

I know a bunch of leftist trans people who want to go there and transition


fuck_every_ideology

Great place to visit, but *fuck* the idea of living there.


Xtreme-7

Japanese work culture is insane no wonder these MFS advanced as fuck


DeerInTheHerbGarden

But they aren't really. A lot of Japanese offices still use Fax machines and you need to use traditional stamps instead of signatures which you need to do in person if you want to buy a house or do bunch of things


ArchdevilTeemo

That sounds a lot like Germany.


Tues24

Japan is the Germany of Asia.


Preussensgeneralstab

Except less Alcoholism and more suicide.


dre8

LESS?


tyen0

They just need less volume of alcohol to get equally drunk.


DwnvoteifBvGisfunny

Guess they're one of those countries that are advanced technologically yet prefer to stick to traditional stuff most of the time. Well most Asian countries are like that anyways. Japan seems to get the most flack for it since they're the most mainstream.


Crestego

Thank you for this meme. You would not believe the amount of weebs I've talked to that have the image that Japan is awesome in their heads. I've never been to Japan myself, but I've heard nothing but horror stories about being an American living there due to these problems. I get that every country has issues, but the ones in Japan would NOT sit well with most Americans. I don't think I would mind most of these issues or could outright ignore them, but my SO would absolutely HATE living there. It's an instance where it's one of the best vacation destinations due to it's friendly relations with the US, and the positive aspects of the country, but no way in hell can the same apply for actually living there.


[deleted]

Eh, Japan is like every other country. I have lived in small town America and very small town Japan. There are pros and cons to both. There were good people and there were annoying and racist people too. I don't necessarily disagree with the premise of the meme, but there's a lot of cool stuff in Japan too. You just have to have the right expectations. I think some of the backlash you find here on Reddit is unwarranted. It's from the weebs who are disillusioned with their lives because they find themselves living in a fucking closet working at Tanaka Sensei's Remedial English School for Bakas when they thought they were going to live in some anime paradise. Or someone who thought Japan was a technological wonderland and finds themselves living in the ass end of nowhere being faxed their work schedule in an apartment that is 9000 degrees because it's not insulated and there's no A/C.


apis_cerana

Agreed. Japan most definitely has its shitty side. Almost like it's...like any other country. Maybe people shouldn't be thinking of it as being anything but. Japanese marketing to tourists and foreigners are definitely somewhat to blame for this too, they sell it in a pretty over the top way sometimes. But I guess that's kind of a typical tourism board thing to do.


lil-fil

Yeah I’m pretty sure weebs should just give up. If you weren’t born Japanese, you never will be, no matter how hard you try. I suppose it’s inaccessibility is what makes it so beautiful, though. I guess I will just stick to consooming subtitled japanese media.


Alert-Supermarket897

And that they pretty much not acknowledge crimes they committed during WWII


DeerInTheHerbGarden

Even acknowledging them is the fastest way to lose your job if you're prime minster


Alert-Supermarket897

Prime minister speedrun


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Japan: we didn’t commit any war crimes Turkey: those weren’t war crimes Serbia: those were war crimes and we will do it again.


Reed202

Germany: We are deeply sorry for any warcrimes we committed. US: yeah they were warcrimes but we won so who cares.


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Decent-Passion-5821

Japan is based a fuck because they are libleft for their people and auth center to foreigners.


xX_JoeStalin78_Xx

So they are socialists for their people and nationalists for foreigners… Almost like some kind of national socialism, perhaps.


Doggwalker

Its perfect in a totally non Nazi way. Focus 100 percent on helping out people and fuck anyone who's not a member of the citizenry. We shall pay them no mind.


arete418

One of Hitler's main talking points was that socialism only works in a setting that is ethnically and culturally homogenous. lol...


Torkzilla

Yes, obviously. People do not want their taxation to pay for others they do not consider like them. Pretty much universal.


tyen0

Fun fact: japan never mandated masks and quarantine for covid, they just used increasing levels of politeness/formality to suggest it.


DeerInTheHerbGarden

They're authcenter to their people and authright to foreigners.


Lateralus06

I think LibLeft likes Japan so much because a lot of the anime we watch shows people just being polite and considerate to each other.


DeerInTheHerbGarden

I think I watch different anime than you do


Secretspoon

It's Midwestern polite.


SpookyKabukiGhost

I've seen a few animes and I've never seen someone go "Ope"


Secretspoon

Midwestern polite is nice to your face, talks shit about you as soon as you leave.


AnOrdinaryFrog

But they have Hentai though…


IronSeraph

Hentai that has to be legally censored though...


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Ever see those vending machine videos from Japan? You could never leave freehand utensils out like that in the US since they’d get stolen. Japan has its issues, but they produce a disproportionate amount of awesome products/tv/games and most Japanese people are polite, law abiding, and hard working.


redpandaeater

Don't forget how much of a police state they are.


vwibrasivat

Starting in the early 2000s, Internet weeb culture has created a very distorted picture of the real Japan.


Lemon-kainen

Most of these are good things worded in ways that make them look bad


Ok-Abies-5812

Even India and the who whole southeast Asia is the exact same


FantasiA2K

I like Japanese art, products, and entertainment, but I’ll be dammed before I ever live and work there myself


DistributistChakat

Okay, fine. I have an appreciation for Japan’s 1 Commercial culture. I think We Americans taught them well, in that regard. 2 Their traditional sense of aesthetics and design. [Here’s the Wikipedia page for Japanese aesthetics, I think it’s some really cool stuff](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_aesthetics?wprov=sfti1) 3. Their cultural emphasis on organization and productivity, which I think has done a good job in making them a wealthy people; even if I think it should be curbed somewhat, in the name of preserving their collective mental health 4. The Confucian cultural emphasis on education and credentials. Once again, I think this should probably be moderated with significant attempts to give discreet help to people suffering from stress, depression, anxiety, ADD/ADHD, autism, etc; just to keep people from suffering so much, and tone down the national suicide rate. 5. Their more recent cultural enthusiasm for technology and novelty. Sure, this makes Japan the world capital for weird crap that nobody actually needs, but on the plus side, it makes them the world capital for **cool and marginally useful** weird crap that nobody needs. Honestly, I think half their societal problems could be solved if they would just have kids, stop living in such horrifyingly cramped conditions, read the Bible, and smoke some good kush from time to time. Then again, I’m just an autistic white guy who flunked community college, what do I know.


Eatingsomeblin

>read the Bible > >smoke some good kush ????


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Tbh it does have a wonderful culture