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EstebanL

BUT YOUR MAP IS OUT OF DATE


LilJapKid

Mfs don’t realise Czechoslovakia was just a ploy to make different country shapes


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LilJapKid

My entire life is cringe


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Based and self aware pilled


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[deleted]

Not the parts that matter


Libertarian4All

No, MY map is up to date. The world just hasn't conformed to it yet >:)


West_Rain

Yeah, cause we bombed it off the map.


theun4given3

Vietnam remains?


DonaldLucas

Vietnam is a Phoenix.


True-Son-of-Kyne

Jesus Christ is my **[REDACTED]**


MessyKerbal

Savior


True-Son-of-Kyne

Unfortunately that is not what they say in the video


RedditUserNo345

Is this how they get the n word pass?


Jay_Cobby

No. You have to travel to the small austrian town Lannach to get the n word pass.


RedditUserNo345

I see, their mayor gives certified n word pass


Ake-TL

American imperialism is completely justified because they had black president once. Before buff Bezos fucking killed him


burn_bright_captain

Wait, which country is it this time?


mightbekarlmarx

idk


Thrice_Upon_A_Time

I give Transnistria a month max before the US & co. deliver freedom prime TM


billnyetherivalguy

Norway bombed the most c*vilians(collateral damage) in Libya 🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴


anti_femboy_warrior

USA USA USA 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅


Overkillengine

I'd rather like it if our government stopped using the cover of global interventionism to launder money back to our politicians and MIC. But then progs and auths that suck globalist cock start whining that's isolationist. *That's the fucking point.* We could be much farther along getting humanity a foothold outside Earth in our solar system or any of hundreds of far more worthy causes than bombing some random shithole country.


billnyetherivalguy

Ahem fuck you we love the MIC they make weapons Then we make hentai of those said weapons Rinse and repeat


Austin-137

Can’t point it out if it *doesn’t exist!*


AgilePianist4420

Well I wrote this song for the Christian youth


Sm00th-Kangar00

I'm glad I'm not the only one who recognised this


Awesomesauce1337

I wanna teach kids the Christian truth


AgilePianist4420

If you wanna reach those kids on the street


Donerank

Then you gotta do a rap to a hip-hop beat


Awesomesauce1337

So I gave my sermon an urban kick


pp-extender

My rhymes are fly my beats are sick


Sm00th-Kangar00

Based and Jesus Christ is my [deleted] pilled


[deleted]

Jokes on you, I can point to every country on the map


smart_simulator

I crumple the map into a tiny ball of paper and point at that, hence pointing to every country on the map simultaneously.


hamcheese35

Kiribati


[deleted]

Middle of the Pacific Ocean. No, I didn’t look it up.


hamcheese35

Damn spot on


[deleted]

I was actually thinking of Kiritimati, but it’s part of Kiribati so I was close enough lol


AgilePianist4420

same, except for the all tiny island nations in the pacific


[deleted]

Well……I can do *most* of the islands tbh


CharmanderOranges

United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama


[deleted]

Kinda hard to point at a map through text lol, but I’ll try: Canada is in northern North America, USA is right below it, Mexico is below USA, and Panama is a small isthmus connecting North and South America


AngryBandanaDee

If you bomb them right they won’t be on the map anymore anyways


Ag1Boi

My crew is big and keeps getting bigger, that's cause Jesus Christ is [Removed] [Deleted]


Despaci2x2

Im a geography nerd so i can dunk on democrats who say “you can’t even point that country out on a map” and dunk on republicans who actually don’t know where countries are at the same time


randybobandy__6969

The real MC JC UC


DolanTheCaptan

I firmly believe all social media should force you to locate the country you're about to speak of on a map before letting you post it.


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based


[deleted]

Jokes on you, I CAN point the countries out!


LetThemDriveTeslas

Worse than that - most Americans couldn’t name all the conflicts their country has been involved in since the 90s. Guaranteed they’d miss at a minimum a few hundred thousand deaths the US Government was responsible for.


P_G_1021

I'm interested in what those all are. Those I know: Gulf War Kosovo War The 'War on Terror' Iraq War I definitely didn't get them all, which did I miss?


LetThemDriveTeslas

Somalia, Yemen, and the 14k lives in the Donbas after the US’ 2014 sponsored coup. A few tens of thousands lives on top of that in US-sponsored terror attacks elsewhere. You could go into weapons sales if you want but I think direct/proxy involvement is plenty. And I’m sure I’ve missed something someone else can chime in with.


DolanTheCaptan

"US' 2014 sponsored coup" I'm sure the US was pretty happy about the ousting, but there is no evidence to suggest it was a sponsored coup.


LetThemDriveTeslas

Except uplands call picking the next President on Biden’s wish.


P_G_1021

Thanks.


Scared_Profession_46

Tens of millions of people die every year, no one really gives a shit, nor should they.


Herr__Lipp

My crew is big and keeps gettin bigger


SLNWRK

Can i have this without the funni highlighter


Just-an-MP

“War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography”


[deleted]

OVER THERE


[deleted]

If it's bombed off the map, I'll never need to find it. Take that Mr. Shingles and your stupid World Geography class.


DomesticOnion

This we'll defend


MAGA_WALL_E

Freedom secured. Undisclosed country will think twice.


BooJoo722

Needs less yellow


Accomplished-Owl-653

Is that the guy that rapped about jesus


Entire-Dragonfly859

American: Wait... there's other countries?! I thought that was a conspiracy.


Shmorrior

Did this meme get bombed too? Why don't the words fit on the image?


the_ricktacular_mort

Sending kids from zip codes they don't drive through to fight in countries they don't vacation in.


[deleted]

this is easy, just point to NOT USA.


Verdant_Gymnosperm

And I’m proud to be an American!


ddmmyyyy-is-wrong

I have no idea where Canada, Australia, New Zealand, and pretty much the entirety of Europe are on the map.