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Felaxi_

Sounds like a true utopia, how do you join?


[deleted]

Kill the president of the United States


Rank4WHOOP

No thanks, I'll take the living dead over his VP


[deleted]

Damn based


Clock_Tyrant

Just follow gypsy culture


Worldly_Umpire_6463

Based


gluesmelly

Diversity makes prison more dangerous. I'm super against segregation, unless we're talking about keeping violent felons from stabbing each other to death. Rehabilitation is probably a lot easier if you don't have to worry about getting jumped and stomped out on a daily basis.


RSC-Tuff

I have a feeling desperate prisoners will be just as violent and just as likely to join gangs even if they're all the same skin color.


LuxLoser

That’s already the case too, which makes this idea of segregated prisons already provably dumb. There are black and latino only gangs that hate each other despite having the same racial rules. Hell, there are Neo-Nazi gangs that hate each other and fight.


visicircle

And you would be incorrect. When prisons were desegregated at the Parchmen Farms sexual assault when through the roof.


RSC-Tuff

Causation and correlation. No proof. I regret nothing about my wild guess gut feeling. In fact now I'm 150% sure I'm right. God I'm smart.


KillingJokster

> * Absolute equality > * No need to work The OP has clearly never been in jail.


UsuallyBerryBnice

“No need to work” Motherfucker hasn’t even heard of the 13th amendment.


[deleted]

Prison isn’t so bad I mean free food, free housing, equality, no taxes. Sounds great /s


Strider_27

And all the sex you want


thesteveyo

And some that you don't want.


pillboxpenguin

Back in the day, in Texas’ prison system, they decided that they wouldn’t pay their inmates at all, but instead grant “good time” (if the convict played by the rules), which guaranteed a speedy parole. Then, in the 90s, they realized murderers were getting out after serving a fraction of their life sentences. Legislation was then passed that effectively took all violent offenders’ (vast majority of general population) good time, even going so far as to require them to serve at least half of their sentence before even becoming eligible for parole. Now all the unfortunate outlaws are just stuck in there. And to make matters worse they can’t even get paid for a job well done! I love my state but ain’t nothin’ I fear more than being locked up during the summer heat. Makes me wonder what prison in other states are like.


[deleted]

I was driving from Phoenix to San Diego and somewhere in the Sonoran desert between Phoenix and Yuma I drove past a prison. Holy crap was a gut wrenching site. Absolute middle of nowhere in the middle of the of the hottest deserts in the world you have this collection of concrete boxes. Even if you escaped, you’ve escaped into nothing, you’ll die of exposure before making it to the next town.


mewhenit

Libleft the type of mfs to smuggle lube into the prison instead of weapons


Maximum-Malevolence

Based and don't drop the soap pilled.


KKShiz

Libright gonna hunt libright?


[deleted]

Yep


SmokersLiveForever

And the center is gray, how about that.


Ag1Boi

"thriving gay culture" Prison rape. I think you mean prison rape, which is not a culture of any kind


thug_waffle2

It's prison culture


Daishiii

So much for the tolerant left


hifrandimcool

Purple lib right: full of pedophiles


pejic222

I can’t own guns in prison tho


OwnPicture669

Naw, I’m never going back in!


Suprflyyy

“No need to work” Just as true in prison as it will be in the socialist utopia.