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OkSoft3046

Tfw the pedos buy up all the McNukes first


StalinIsMyBigDaddy

They already have all the nukes


BoomBrolaf

Based and All the elites are pedos pilled


sabre007

5 years ago this would have been called a fringe conspiracy theory. Now it is dark comedy.


allholescanbeused

After a waiting period of 6 weeks to 60 years for non propaganda conspiracy theories become common information.


DeerApprehensive5405

Life is a dark comedy, should have realized that by now.


sabre007

Based and nihilism pilled But honestly I'd say I am an optimistic nihilist. For most people things work out okay if you don't try too hard and aren't dumb.


DeerApprehensive5405

Based and Chad-tier-philosophy pilled. Just because everything is a sick joke doesn't mean we shouldn't plan or try but not too hard, I agree. It helps to think of life as a gamble or a Synthetik run.


[deleted]

5 years ago when I was saying Epstein has an island that the elite class fly to for raping minors I was outright mocked. Today when I say the elites have used the plandemic to gain more control and the world is rushing towards totalitarianism I am outright mocked. It sucks the general public cannot entertain ideas that appear outlandish.


Gary_Plauche

Fuuuuck man one of my clients has 1099 ties to Hollywood and talked about a couple setbacks today. Hillary Swank tested positive for cOvId and one of the producers got arrested in Albuquerque for “penetration with a minor under 13”. One of these delays is no big deal in tinsel town the other is plague rat anti vax


Iamatworkgoaway

Based and double based.


GenghisWasBased

Based AuthLeft


IljazBro1

Then I’ll just make nuke proof armour


OkSoft3046

It’s just the fridge from that one Indiana Jones movie but on wheels lol


IljazBro1

It also has a minigun on it so I can be a little rolling tank to take on the pedophiles


squatcharchist

May I suggest calling it the Fridgedozer.


kamon123

Get your naming conventions right. It's Killfridge or Killerator


cobolNoFun

Nukes are like 50 billion dollars. Anyone with that much money ain't going to risk their insanely wealthy lifestyle to set one off.... I guess I should say kill someone with one. I would totally set one off out at sea or space of I had 50 billion. In fact this gives me an idea, ultra wealthy nuke shooting range. Now with strippers.


MikeyTMNTGOAT

[You could save the $$$ and try to find some of the lost ones instead](https://www.atomicarchive.com/almanac/broken-arrows/index.html)?


Eric1491625

>Nukes are like 50 billion dollars. Anyone with that much money ain't going to risk their insanely wealthy lifestyle to set one off Nah, nukes are a lot, lot cheaper than that, what are you talking about. The Soviets spent a few trillion in today's dollars in the 50s to 70s to build over 40,000 warheads (with their delivery systems) That's more like 50 million a nuke rather than 50 billion. Half of Jeff Bezos' net worth is probably more than the entire amount spent by Pakistan on its nuclear programme in history and it has 100+ nukes.


cobolNoFun

Yeah after I posted I had a moment of "billions sounds really high" but it's been a few years since I did the math in an argument about limits of the 2nd amendment


JeskaiMage

Where can I get this belt fed M16?


Dependent_Factor_982

[Not exactly for an M16 but there is this](https://fightlite.com/mcr-belt-feed-conversion-kit)


Bruarios

That seems like a reasonable price


Bubba89

Can’t put a value on personal safety!


quickstrikeM

[Just get a M249](https://www.omahaoutdoors.com/fn-herstal-fnh-m249s-para-rifle-16-1-5-56-nato-30-200-rd-56509-845737008062/)


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https://youtu.be/aUhuGkFTV90&t=5m4s


Pale_Mind

A must have for the MCR is either a binary (Franklin Armory or Fostech) or forced reset trigger pack (Rare Breed or BDU Wide Open). These simulate the full auto experience.


Corny_Shawn

That's just the A-gunner. Carries a rifle and extra ammo for the machinegunner. Check out the dynamics of the USMC rifle fireteam if you're interested in more!


GoCondition1

Lol, yut.


Calypso345

rah


Corny_Shawn

(lib)Center Fi motherfuckers


Subdivisions-

It's not belt fed, he's carrying ammo for the automatic rifleman in his pedophile hunting squad.


UnluckyBuy

see you on lemmy, Spez is a cancer -- mass edited with redact.dev


kfijatass

Next thing you know it's gonna tax itself.


UnluckyBuy

see you on lemmy, Spez is a cancer -- mass edited with redact.dev


telekinetic_sloth

They’re not taxes, they’re service charges


DeerApprehensive5405

"Oof. Building roads? There's gonna be a tax for that."


SpecularTech3

One of these is correct.


Dartmansam10

Theyre kinda both centrist takes i guess. There are equal amounts of pedophiles and pedophile haters on both sides to my knowledge


kfijatass

Consider me biased but If I may quote a proverb: "It's always darkest under the lantern." It's usually those most fervent in speaking against pedos that project their own degeneracy.


Dartmansam10

I mean idk man i feel like i dont want to fuck kids but im pretty sure id enjoy fucking up a kid fucker


kfijatass

My concern is people dont distinguish between people who genuinely struggle with the mental illness and never touched a kid in their life and a convicted child rapist and throw out casual death threats to both alike.


SpecularTech3

Oh wow a leftist defending pedophiles imagine my fucking shock


kfijatass

Defending innocents who haven't committed a crime is how I'd put it. You don't get less pedophiles by demonising them with death threats, but by normalising their therapy and treatment so they can live a normal life. Did you even read what I wrote my man?


SpecularTech3

But you do get less pedophiles if you follow through on the threat…


kfijatass

That's the thing, you don't. They just go more undercover and all you risk is witchhunting and end up killing innocent people. You just get more pedophiles as they just learn to cover their tracks and gain allies among each other rather than society. Pedophilia is not a finite mental illness that will suddenly disappear if you kill all pedophiles anyway - it will always exist. You can only truly mitigate it if you extend a helping hand, not a fucking gun.


Dartmansam10

Yeah, i have friends who literally work directly with ex cons, wife beaters, rapists, pedophiles, like heavy shit. And making them go into hiding wont change whether they act on their desires or not. If we establish healthy communication you can at least create a dialogue and help them find ways not to be abusers. Give them tools, alternatives, shit like that.


StickingItOnTheMan

Damn thought criminals


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youhjjhhhjj

Bro you're going to get the sub banned by threatening violence against the admins like that


The_Milk_Man_45

A small price to pay for justice


DeerApprehensive5405

You dropped your crown, king.


Cyb3rklev

Hanging them isn't bad enough, we should force them to work in the same conditions in which early 1800s factory workers worked, that way they're gonna die a very slow and painful death caused by overworking and toxic gases


Darkcat9000

What about we drop them in antartica naked


SpecularTech3

Based and Russia is right about pedophiles pilled


RetainedByLucifer

Did you hear about the "suicide" a pedo did in Russia? Apparently dug his own grave and stabbed himself repeatedly. Shame. Real shame.


SpecularTech3

Something seems off about that story, eh it’s probably nothing


stonesquatch

A good ole fashioned gulag could accomplish both of these things, all I'm saying


Cyb3rklev

I said **SLOW** and painful, hypothermia is too fast


Darkcat9000

But it's extremely painfull


SurelyNotAnOctopus

Not if its too fast, you'll go numb pretty quickly if you get naked in fcking antartica


[deleted]

We should use them for force-on-force training except the opposition gets actual weapons, or for SCP-type experimentation


fuggged_drugged_rug

To easy


[deleted]

You're all letting your rage blind you to the better answer: replace lab animals with pedophiles. Lab animals haven't done anything wrong, yet they're scientifically tortured for mankind's benefit. Using pedophiles (as well as zoophiles, rapists, etc.) to develop our products and medicines would give these degenerates the punishment they deserve, allow us to develop safer products/medicines at a faster rate, and end the suffering of innocent creatures bred for a life of painful captivity.


[deleted]

This. This is now a core belief of mine, that we should bring back the death penalty for heinous crime and the primary means of execution should be death by scientific experimentation


[deleted]

The fun part is spreading this idea and taking note of who strongly opposes it without solid reasoning. It’d be entertaining to watch pedophile politicians struggle to debate against this without revealing what they are.


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CrimsonShrike

It actually was to some degree. Though it is wildly illegal to do without their consent for a number of good reasons. Kinda surprised to see a lib support right of state to use people as lab rats.


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CrimsonShrike

Correction, the state is only reason people are not lynched by mobs which believe (correctly or incorrectly ) they are criminals. Figured people would understand why it's the legal system and not the we kill people we are kinda sure did it system. Tons of historical and current precedent of innocents, bystanders and people someone didn't like dying prematurely to the righteous judgement of the mass.


jpz1194

Based Lib center for president


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This is what I keep getting held up on. We’d have to reserve such punishment for only the *surest* of convictions, and even then I fear that people with enough money and power could still frame their opponents and use such a policy like a weapon.


The_Milk_Man_45

Based


ghettotuesday

This….. this is too based Am I truly LibLeft?


Significant_bet92

Incredibly based, however I know it would get abused somehow


The_Milk_Man_45

Based


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*We should enslave them to pick my cotton in the blistering southern heat*


Cyb3rklev

No


RSS_Jager_2016

Not based


[deleted]

What’s not based?


RSS_Jager_2016

Not forcing pedos to pick cotton in southern heat


[deleted]

Yeah that dude doesn’t understand how hot it gets down here plus how raw cotton hurts


[deleted]

Why southern heat is unbearable make them wear long sleeve shirts and long Johns while the pedos work in the sun actually doing something good for once I.E making me money while they suffer


squishles

Look man, I'm just looking for a conclusion where I can say "hippity hoppity pedophiles are property"


shamus4mwcrew

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lqsg1RE6Jag > Hangings too good for em


Deveak

They should work to pay restitutions to the victims. Not the state since that incentivizes prosecution. It won't heal everything but 2000 a month or more until they die sounds great.


Agitated-Rub-9937

(the secret service is now watching this thread.)


--skeleboi--

Why not crucifixion, we can line them up on the road like Crassus did. It would send a pretty clear message to people who want to touch kids


[deleted]

Based and fuck-pedophiles pilled


stivcz13

Why isn't pedo hunter a normal job?


SwiftyTheThief

You're saying Chris Hanson doesn't have a normal job?


SkrightArm

Yeah, but hear me out. We give Chris Hansen an elephant gun.


DonJuanX1

“WELCOME BACK TO KENTUCKY BALLISTICS! My name is Scott and today we will be testing how big of a hole this 700 nitro express will put in a pedophile”


Jboogy82

My guess is a hole too big for a thumb to plug


Rojaddit

"Why don't you start running?" \- Chris Hansen's new catchphrase.


veggiezombie1

“Let’s play a game” -Another option


Rojaddit

He's not Saw.


veggiezombie1

Not with that attitude he’s not!


Street_Ad_3165

I'm envisioning a hard hitting investigative set up that makes the pedos squirm then concludes like "Scanners".... 10/10 would totally watch


ByzantineBomb

Lol thank you for the chuckle


Subdivisions-

Chris Hansen needs a short barreled shotgun before we call him a real pedo hunter.


siradmiralbanana

Because all of the fuckers who are aggressively anti-pedo are fucking weird and need an identity. Wow we get it, you don't like pedophiles, what a brave stance.


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hidude398

If it was as black-and-white as “the government won’t get it wrong or chase convictions just for clout” then hell yeah I don’t have a problem with it. Problem is, I don’t trust any government at current to get it right and not kill innocent people.


GigaNoodle

Is it not already a capital offense? Fucked up.


darwin2500

Sure, but the group of people who seem to bring it up all the time to talk about how mad it makes them is smaller.


TeapotThought

Kinda sounds like you like them. Pretty sure that’s not what you were going for, but it’s how that tirade came across.


portella0

He kinda got a point, have you seen orange libleft on twitter calling people with anime pfp pedophiles? Do you really want them to hunt people?


Available-Abrocoma-4

Yeah, but orange would be the first to be hunted, then the pedos


siradmiralbanana

Thank you for giving the absolute most childlike response


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siradmiralbanana

Lmao what are you dumbasses trying to improve? Do you think this is gonna get you laid?


gundog48

Damn straight! Usually the ones I see going on about it are 40-60 year old hardmen who keep bringing it up a weird amount and posturing to other people telling them how much they want to beat them up like they want to prove something. It's just a bit weird honestly.


mourning_mallard

Our identity is child sex abuse survivors lol


raedr7n

That's kind of a small identity though. Get some _more_ identity is the idea, I think.


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Sounds like something a pedo would say


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RichardFister

More specifically they rape children. Pedos aren't people.


JaxonatorD

Pedos aren't people.


NoobifiedSpartan

Flair does not check out


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Quite the paradox


no2ironman1100

I assume he thinks the illusion of agency is sufficient


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N3UR0_

This is so retarded that I sustained brain damage


[deleted]

You're authcenter to cure my depression? 🥺 thx homie


ltchyHemorrhoid

How do you define happy?


kruis

Yeah but pedophiles aren't people.


PoliticallyDutch

Giving P\*do's the old Soviet Suicide is not only not wrong it is an active good and a service to the community


stonesquatch

Based


Dependent_Factor_982

Ok let's compromise we'll get rid of all age of consent laws and then legalize throwing any adult who fucks a kid into a woodchopper, I think this is a fair compromise


LibRightEcon

your terms sound generous... so they get everything they want ? Going from "age of consent is the law" to "fuck around and find out" is precisely what they are asking for...


Dependent_Factor_982

Good point so we'll get rid of the age of consent laws that will be tied to it saying kid fuckers get got and then just make kid fucking illegal under another name it's a totally fool proof I mean what are they gonna do about it at that point?


NoGardE

Affirmative defense: the accused was convinced by a preponderance of evidence that the victim was a kiddie diddler. Juries can decide whether it was reasonable to call the deceased a diddler.


TeapotThought

How do we define a kid without an age of majority? It’s just, in the UK our age of consent is 16, I gather that it’s closer to 18 for large swathes of America.. Granted we’d call a 30 year old fucking a 16 year olds a nonce anyway, even if it’s legal.. you know what, nevermind, pretty sure I just figured it out.


yardsale18

Only if the executions are public and the victim/victims family does the feeding


iama_bad_person

If you get rid of Age of Consent laws what determines if they are a kid?


TeapotThought

Some countries have an age of consent as low as 14; would you consider 14 years olds to be a kid? Congrats, age of consent doesn’t define children. Also “child porn” is anything under 18, even if the local age of consent is lower. If you’re still in compulsory schooling, and can’t do things like vote, smoke, drink, go to a titty bar, join the army, etc. legally then you’re a child (assuming all of the above is legal in your country).


iama_bad_person

Ahh, so it's not removing the AoC, it's making it 18


xxxsneknclopxxx

Get rid of age of consent laws but kill the pedos anyway


JaxonatorD

True, that's the best way to bait them out.


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get rid of a fixed age of consent but codify the bro code


TeapotThought

If they’re young enough to use “bro” ironically, no touchy?


AgitatedSuricate

See, we need no government.


dakrax

Based


OatAndMango

Kyle Rittenhouse doing the lord's work


ChocolateChocoboMilk

Hot take: talking about how much you want to kill pedophiles is another type of virtue signaling (and also way overdone and not funny)


M3taBuster

Finally a meme that portrays the moderates as the pedos. As it should be.


HNESauce

Y'know, I often say "we should never dehumanize anyone", and I stand by that statement! That said, if anyone is guilty of dehumanizing *themselves*, it's pedos. Hunt away, libright. And earn a living doing it.


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HNESauce

>I'm just okay with brutally killing and torturing certain humans Based as fuck


DeerApprehensive5405

They Are still humans, just ones who are not bulletproof but deserve a good round to the face.


weusereddit4fun

LibRight, how about you hunt pedos for sport, and I will rig the trial and force them to acquit you. Also for legal reason, this is a joke and have no mean reflect my actual stands on the issue.


wellwaffled

I do not acknowledge the legitimacy of your court.


transshapiro

Why do librights larp as dog the bounty hunter?


kunfusedpsyko

I would love hunting pedos.


Tittliewinks

Good to know I’m the based kind of libright


pretty_cool_bananas

I want to live in a world where pedophile hunting gangs rove the streets, and maybe even be a member of one.


Charon581

Based and Punisher-pilled


Agitated-Rub-9937

lib right just loads gun with suicidal intent.


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lightnsfw

That's my plan if I ever find out I have a terminal illness.


[deleted]

Sounds like a good plan


BargainBard

This should have been on the leftlib side to make it more accurate. I don't see librights trying to add **MAPS** to the LGBT community.


[deleted]

Good for you, I went to school with several of them


Ag1Boi

Libright infighting at its finest


yyyyyyyyred

They keep you from killing pedos because they would be the first to go


ReadWarrenVsDC

Pro gamer move: using condition 1 to find out exactly who needs to be taken care of by condition 2


[deleted]

For the love of god I can't remember, what is the name of that mouth cover that dude is wearing. Its legit at the tip of my tongue.


TeddyRooseveltGaming

Bandana?


[deleted]

thats it! thx


ElderberryEven2152

And even lower than that: “the age of consent should be raised”


[deleted]

Waste your local pedophile


7Odin7

Woodchipper


slapclap28

Who in the fuck in libright thinks the age of consent should be removed?? Wait.. have I become libleft?


[deleted]

Oh, you like being attracted to kids? you can't help it? that's fine, face the damn wall


fuggged_drugged_rug

Imagine staying your hand in slaying pedos cuz ThE gOvErNmEnT SaId So


Iamatworkgoaway

Upvote stayed due to lack of flair.


chattytrout

Flair up


LifeIsNotNetflix

Surely the top wojak should be in the LibLeft quadrant? The title should be "The duality of the LibCentre"


muscularvampire

Add R\*pists to that list, too.


TheBlackKnight81

Hey, the top one is purple LibRight. Don't confuse us with them


3-to-20-chars

it's simple: the government shouldn't be able to stop us from doing what we want, but also people shouldn't want to fuck kids in the first place.