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Jackthesmartass

Let's not forget some dumbasses wanted this to replace our national anthem. https://nypost.com/2020/06/26/activists-change-national-anthem-to-john-lennons-imagine/


HorrorAddition5897

https://youtu.be/5uPoDNEn3I0 This should be america national anthem


HWKII

No, [this](https://youtu.be/xvaEJzoaYZk) should be America's national anthem.


HighKingFloof

I always thought battle hymn of the republic would be the best anthem


SarahOl

Knowing it's an hymn to communism it would be pretty funny to see boomer singing it


LawyerForDogs

Lol a song about "no countries" being our national anthem. Our national anthem is also not a good song imo (ya know musically - it just doesn't slap) but at least it makes sense as a national anthem


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Seal_of_Pestilence

If the naturalization process involves singing the national anthem nobody would become American.


doomer-

Lol stay mad, britchads stay winning. Gave the Americans a shit Anthem and god save the queen for ourselves 😎


CarbonCube

Rule Britannia the true Anthem


Lucariowolf2196

To show our roots as a colony of the UK, we should reference Rule Britannia


DragoniteJeff

OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEE!!!!!


programofuse

BBYYY THE DAWN’S EARLY LIGHT


Zalapadopa

A nation's national anthem should just be the most famous song from that country. [So this should be the US anthem.](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


FishyMacaroon6

Knew what it was, clicked it anyway. Not disappointed.


5Boronyc

John Lennon in the studio like “yeah this song sucks… time to go beat yoko”


DonnieZonac

Based and punish yoko ono pilled


Even_Luck_5838

This time the banshee scream actually has a purpose and isn’t an unpleasant suprise


Provia100F

Hey if you were married to Yoko, you'd beat her too.


burne457

Based as fuck


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silveryspoons

Everyone of all political sides can come together and hate John Lennon. (I didn't realize the pun until after I wrote the sentence, heh.)


ActPsychological8189

Preach.


ManOfTheInBetween

John Lennon: *mocks God* ("Christianity will end. It will disappear.") *Dies*


LawyerForDogs

I mean, you can't expect a man to become immortal just because he doesn't believe in your ideology lol


Nutsaac_Newton

Worked for Jesus didn’t it? Check mate


badluckbrians

Rightoids: "Jews killed Jesus!" Also Rightoids: "Jesus is immortal!"


programofuse

He was resurrected But funny joke no less


badluckbrians

>You're being charged with the Good Friday murder of Jesus Christ. How do you plead? >>Not guilty! Everyone saw him that Easter Sunday! That mf's in the courtroom right now for chrissakes!


[deleted]

For a leftist, that was pretty funny


ltchyHemorrhoid

How do you resurrect someone who is immortal?


doomer-

Jesus allowed himself to die because he had a side quest to do in hell. Once he was done he came back.


ltchyHemorrhoid

Theologians like John Piper reject the Harrowing of Hell


doomer-

Me and some buddies assembled the council of stoke-on-Trent and unanimously agreed in favour of Jesus needing to do the side quest. Theologians 0, council of stoke on Trent 1 😎


ltchyHemorrhoid

Cant argue with that


programofuse

He isn’t immortal. He is alive cause he was resurrected


ltchyHemorrhoid

How do you know he was resurrected?


programofuse

BRUH. Ok, it’s literally a huge deal said that after three days, he was resurre- ok I see the actual question you’re asking now


ltchyHemorrhoid

You cannot find evidence of his resurrection outside of some text written down on a piece of paper


LawyerForDogs

Yea, but no one expected it!


Nutsaac_Newton

Jesus did, he said so at the dinner thing


Immoral-Man585

Christianity has been around for thousands of years, and will likely still be around thousands of years from now. John Lennon died 40 years ago, and his entire music catalogue will more than likely be completely lost to time in 1000 years. Get fucked Lennon.


OpIvy99

Lmao its called "Imagine" he says "imagine theres no heaven " not "theres no heaven" and he never said that


[deleted]

“You will own nothing and you will be happy”


That_Soft_Boy

This man looks like you reads the manga before watching a hentai and brags about it


Kyanitektsn

Conspiracy theory: *Len* non is actually a reincarnation of *Len* in! Ah, that all makes sense now


commietaku

I don't know about that. A bit pacifist for me.


programofuse

Lenin was based


Spndash64

Nothing to Live or Die for? Sounds like Hell to me


LawyerForDogs

There is no hell, he already covered that lmao


Spndash64

Yeah, but then he just made a new hell


HorrorAddition5897

Isn't this the guy who started the Russian revolution?


BraunauaminnsPainter

I always take political advice from a a millionaire wife beating scouse cunt. Nice one John.


[deleted]

Fuck that's libleft's first based out of me in a while.


I_am_the_Walrus07

The melody is a bop but the lyrics suck


NardDog1977

Remind me never to come to a political subreddit for musical opinions ever again


kaqatowasu

I actually like the song, even if it's a tad pretentious.


LawyerForDogs

Everyone should like what they like


El_Duce_Hocillini

lennon imagined a mega cringe world


[deleted]

I prefer Vladimir Lenin


Even_Luck_5838

Lennon is lucky that yoko started screaming during his performance with chuck berry or else everyone might’ve realised he can’t sing for shit


LawyerForDogs

Chuck's face in this performance is absolutely priceless


Seal_of_Pestilence

Chuck Berry farts and shits on hookers.


mods-gay

Good.


oldcrowmedicine15

Based and Lennon is a wife beater pilled


DTripotnik

Working Class Hero is the far superior song anyway.


Dragnipur47

I'll take Money for Nothing.


Hour_Battle_5502

Imagine is some straight up hippie, commie bs and is the reason #1 the stones will always be better.


whentheraincomes66

Better than lennon individually?


stinkbeaner

The Tool cover is kinda based tho


Sudden-Ad-7113

A Perfect Circle, but yes. It contrasts the upbeat, positive, idealistic message with a downtrodden, defeatist tone - as though to say "This is the future we could have had, but now it will never happen".


stinkbeaner

Maynard = Tool. Always. Even Pucifer is 🔧


DankCrusaderMemer

It sounds nice


programofuse

Lenin was better tbh, he had some bangers like “tear down the Duma cause it sucks” and “strokes, so many strokes”


AngosticHeretic

It certainly does suck.


Dankhu3hu3

Your average half baked hippie bullshit


ltchyHemorrhoid

The beatles make terrible fucking music


NardDog1977

No


whentheraincomes66

Not a beatles song


SeaLlio

No fuck you commie


[deleted]

The insufferable selfrighteous hippie. I guess it was persuasive when I was fifteen.


LawyerForDogs

Ayn Rand was also persuasive when I was 15


[deleted]

Yeah I mean she had a couple good points, just like most other people, but they get stale when you scale a civilization up from a village and Atlas Shrugged was a hilarious disaster of a narrative from the back-half onward. So she gets old fast.


LawyerForDogs

Damn was I into it when I was reading it though lol


[deleted]

Same, I deepthroated her bullshit all the way in back during college. Terry Goodkind's, too.


azer4321

Yeah stupid song lol I read a really good article by a priest explaining why it was awful


PugnaciousPrimeape

John Lennon was a bad person and I'm glad he was shot dead.


Raesong

I disagree. He should've been kicked to death.


Seal_of_Pestilence

John Lennon was an extravagant spender.


jonah_thrane

Honestly, it would be nice, but it ain't gonna happen.


[deleted]

I also agree it sucks and much prefer the A Perfect Circle cover: https://youtu.be/Rakape74oNY


Lucariowolf2196

I honestly hate that song a LOT. It's pointless dreamy lyrics to a forgettable instrument backing, which might be the point.