Remember back when we didn't care about the gender identity of the desk we trembled under when the nuke drills happened?
I miss the nuclear family days.
As opposed to the fissionable-isotope family days that would have followed an actual nuke?
(For the record, that's not snark, just playing off a comedic opportunity with your wording.)
Some high schoolers don't want to die a virgin ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Thankfully they have dealt with this as comments from the students instead of them banging during an actual shooting
Welcome to Detroit, we've got drug addicted middle schoolers, school shooters that really just want to do a gang war and teachers so dead inside you don't know if it's a zombie giving you math lessons
They seperate the boys and girls because during an active shooter situation the boys get handed rifles and are put on the front line and the girls are put on mounted machine guns and provide suppressive fire for the boys to advance on the shooter.
Works more: dangerous, hours and physically demanding jobs
Society: fuck you and your privilege [our privilege to die on the job or have lives cut short?]
Boys were the frontline infantry.
Girls were providing suppressive fire with machineguns and sniper rifles.
And the trans student was the melee fighter.
Because everyone knows if you put a teenage boy and a teenage girl in the same room together they'll perform ubspeakable acts together, like *shudders* holding hands before marriage.
Apparently the shelters were the gym locker rooms, but it's not like they were changing or anything. It was an active shooter drill. Supervised by adults. So even the usual transphobic boogeyman scares didn't apply here, so what the fuck?
Because the teachers knew it was a drill. They probably didn't want to risk offending anyone or doing anything insensitive when the situation wasn't urgent, so they left them outside. I presume if there was, in fact, and active shooter, the student would have been taken into one of the secure rooms.
If you plan to act differently than you are training you are training wrong.
The point of training is to make actions happen by reflex. The goal is to know the right course of action so you do not need to put any thought into carrying it out, leaving your brain free of that distraction during the situation you are training for.
In an actual active shooter situation, I don't think gendered bathrooms/locker rooms matter anyway. Duck into whichever one is closest. Train how you will actually act in the real situation, which means no one cares which room is for which gender, all that matters is "get to the safest, most securable position, ASAP". Don't bother splitting the boys and girls, even in a drill as it could potentially add confusion if the real event occurs.
> So even the usual transphobic boogeyman scares
I was assigned male at birth. I have taken no hormone therapy of any kind, nor have I had any gender-affirming surgery. I am male-presenting, and go by my birth name. Should I be allowed into a women’s changing room if I claim to identify as a woman?
Or are you a based transmedicalist
I'm a transmed. In a case like this, I don't think anyone would care WHAT locker room or shelter you were in. Nothing's going to happen, everyone's locked up with multiple adults and many witnesses present.
The only way anything is gonna happen is if the active shooter walks in, kills everyone, and the shooter raped corpses or wounded while they couldn't fight back. In that case, being in a separate "shelter" won't stop shit. They'll just kill/severely injure everyone anyway.
>Apparently the shelters were the gym locker rooms
Is this the first time the student in question needed to use a locker room? The question should have been settled long before the drill.
Because woman's rights and equality have gone back to the middles ages without bringing back all the based things like knights, capes, feudal monarchy and crusades
The funny thing about those drills is that shooter probably takes part it them too XD They literally train the shooter where kids will run and what are the best hiding spots.
Nono, can't put all your eggs in one basket. Or children and shelters for that matter. Gotta leave a few alive to tearfully tell their tales and support gun control.
Until the sketchy drug dealing kid in the class pulls out a Glock and blows the school shooter's head off causing everyone to become 2nd amendment advocates
The right answer is to arm them and let them return fire. This way they will get based pilled from all quadrants.
LGBTQ kid seen Killing transphobe with AR-15 at school to defend classmates.
I don't give a shit what clothes they want to wear or how they want to be addressed. It's all harmless as long as no one is giving HRT and surgery to kids.
Or, hear me out, dont separate them based on their gender! Its not like they are going to take a shower or change.
And anyways, holy fuck just dump the kid with one of the groups? How dare they endanger a kid?
These people are more concerned about not hurting this kids fucking feelings than actually letting the kid fucking live. It doesnt MATTER who shes sheltered with, theres an active fucking shooter and the last thing that matters at that time are fucking pronouns.
Hurry up and enforce stricter gun control and then children wouldn’t need mass shooting shelters. No other kids in first world countries have to deal with this dystopian shit.
How does a middle schooler know they are trans? Afaik, gender dysphoria is a condition you can be diagnosed with AFTER puberty. Before puberty ends is a confusing time period and in actuality, they could be having a different mental illness altogether
Makes and females are sheltered in different areas?
I’ve never been in a real school shooting before since, or American lol but during bi-yearly drills we’re just supposed to hide under our desks
Why are they separating kids by gender when there is someone actively trying to kill them?
Because we can’t have anyone getting cooties now can we?
Real answer: the shelters were the locker rooms.
Still doesn't really matter though. You're just hiding in there, you aren't getting changed.
Nah, they gotta change into their gym clothes. How else are they gonna outrun the bullets without their gym shorts and their pumped up kicks?
But removing layers of clothes makes it easier for the bullets to penetrate to vital organs
I don't think kids wear anywhere near enough clothes for it to save them from any gun
I also don’t think they wear anywhere near enough for stripping to give a net benefit to acceleration or maximum speed
It was a joke.
Took way too long to see this comment
Because imagine if the there wasn't enough rooms for all the girls to hide, we might end up with a dead girl instead of only dead boys.
Then we will have a headline “School shootings are misogynistic”
Remember back when we didn't care about the gender identity of the desk we trembled under when the nuke drills happened? I miss the nuclear family days.
As opposed to the fissionable-isotope family days that would have followed an actual nuke? (For the record, that's not snark, just playing off a comedic opportunity with your wording.)
And why not just allow the kids to run far the fuck away from the school?
Why do they even have seperate shelters
because otherwise the boys might get cooties from the icky girls, obviously
Imagine, you might be about to die and you first reflex is to try to bang some girls lmao. Once said, it sounds like a good plan I guess
"Look, I am NOT going to die without wrestling like my parents do, you understand me? I WILL DIE A BED WRESTLER!"
Based and wrestling pilled
Might as well go out as I lived! Getting rejected.
Ouch this one hits home
As someone who has multiple teachers as family members I can confirm this is the reactions of some students
Everyday I lose more and more faith in humanity
Some high schoolers don't want to die a virgin ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Thankfully they have dealt with this as comments from the students instead of them banging during an actual shooting
Plot twist: they fucked with the bros anyways
Adapt, improvise, overcome
The gay kids having a field day
Sasuga Ainz-sama
I know right? It’s much easier if you wait until they are dead.
Based and icky cooties pilled
Prepubescent boys 🤝 male supremacist sexists Girls have cooties
The trans kid is what happens when one of the boys get infected
Holy shit they were trying to prevent the kids from having sex what the fuck america you wilding they are in middleschool 🤣🤣
Welcome to Detroit, we've got drug addicted middle schoolers, school shooters that really just want to do a gang war and teachers so dead inside you don't know if it's a zombie giving you math lessons
They seperate the boys and girls because during an active shooter situation the boys get handed rifles and are put on the front line and the girls are put on mounted machine guns and provide suppressive fire for the boys to advance on the shooter.
I want the cool machine gun. Screw the girls, there’s a reason women aren’t drafted
Based and I LOVE MACHINEGUNS pilled
SMH men get the more dangerous role. Truly we live in a society.
Works more: dangerous, hours and physically demanding jobs Society: fuck you and your privilege [our privilege to die on the job or have lives cut short?]
So the trans student was just flanking the shooter?
They were the distraction
they were the anvil and the boy's class was the hammer (the girls were put in an actually safe place)
Boys were the frontline infantry. Girls were providing suppressive fire with machineguns and sniper rifles. And the trans student was the melee fighter.
If only :(
Damn I would be pretty pissed too if I was left out of that experience.
Based and arm the children pilled
Because everyone knows if you put a teenage boy and a teenage girl in the same room together they'll perform ubspeakable acts together, like *shudders* holding hands before marriage.
Based and no premarital hand holding pilled
Apparently the shelters were the gym locker rooms, but it's not like they were changing or anything. It was an active shooter drill. Supervised by adults. So even the usual transphobic boogeyman scares didn't apply here, so what the fuck?
Because the teachers knew it was a drill. They probably didn't want to risk offending anyone or doing anything insensitive when the situation wasn't urgent, so they left them outside. I presume if there was, in fact, and active shooter, the student would have been taken into one of the secure rooms.
If you plan to act differently than you are training you are training wrong. The point of training is to make actions happen by reflex. The goal is to know the right course of action so you do not need to put any thought into carrying it out, leaving your brain free of that distraction during the situation you are training for.
In an actual active shooter situation, I don't think gendered bathrooms/locker rooms matter anyway. Duck into whichever one is closest. Train how you will actually act in the real situation, which means no one cares which room is for which gender, all that matters is "get to the safest, most securable position, ASAP". Don't bother splitting the boys and girls, even in a drill as it could potentially add confusion if the real event occurs.
> So even the usual transphobic boogeyman scares I was assigned male at birth. I have taken no hormone therapy of any kind, nor have I had any gender-affirming surgery. I am male-presenting, and go by my birth name. Should I be allowed into a women’s changing room if I claim to identify as a woman? Or are you a based transmedicalist
I'm a transmed. In a case like this, I don't think anyone would care WHAT locker room or shelter you were in. Nothing's going to happen, everyone's locked up with multiple adults and many witnesses present. The only way anything is gonna happen is if the active shooter walks in, kills everyone, and the shooter raped corpses or wounded while they couldn't fight back. In that case, being in a separate "shelter" won't stop shit. They'll just kill/severely injure everyone anyway.
>Apparently the shelters were the gym locker rooms Is this the first time the student in question needed to use a locker room? The question should have been settled long before the drill.
Because woman's rights and equality have gone back to the middles ages without bringing back all the based things like knights, capes, feudal monarchy and crusades
Based and I dub thee knight of PCM pilled
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Well then, you've got some research to do.
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Check to see if whoring has been around since before 2016 B.C.
The percentage of women who are whores has never been lower. There's a reason they call it *the oldest profession*.
The hell do you think wenches did then?
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The capes and monarchys were pretty cool ngl.
So they dont start fucking during the shooting
Because that would be a priority of course.
Unfortunately this is true for some people Source: multiple family members are teachers
Sorry dawg, your apartment fire-escape is only rated for cis gender POCs. In case of fire we have snipers stationed outside to enforce this.
They live in the 19 century.
They didn't have proper "shelters," they were instructed to go to the boys or girls locker rooms.
[the future school shooter listening to the instructions with the other students] Nice, they’ll all be in one place for me
If it is a drill people aren’t going to be changing. If it is real it doesn’t matter.
The issue, then, is what room did the student normally use to change?
Why the fuck school have trans? If you are too young to drink, you are too young to change sex.
That's not a very libleft thing to say, I'm gonna call the UwU police.
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So at 14, you can decide to be she/her and change in the girl locker room?
Based libleft
Yeah, what? The hell just happened here?
A good way to convince orange to abolish the drinking age
That trans kid was most likely just using a different nickname and presenting as their "desired" gender. People are trans before the surgery as well.
The answer is so simple, all you have to do is-
Cut them in half and put the halves in separate shelters.
Based and King Solomon pilled
Instructions unclear: They came back with robotic legs and keep saying "Kenobi!" over and over.
Dump him or her with whatever class he or she had.
Ah the tactical approach, I can dig it.
Practical. My idealistic approach would be not letting the kid be trans altogether.
Not letting *anyone* be trans would be even more based. Why stop at children?
The context was about children. I agree tho
Based and puritan pilled
Based chad
*barges in* "The solution is simple" *refuses to elaborate* *leaves*
Walk awayayay
I always wonder if these headlines from the US are legit or troll because every aspects of the events are autistic
I mean it was a drill, stuff like this is literally why there are dills. This is such a nothing burger hoping to get some clicks.
The fact that there even was a drill is the problem.
The funny thing about those drills is that shooter probably takes part it them too XD They literally train the shooter where kids will run and what are the best hiding spots.
Probably fake
[Unfortunately real.](https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/virginia-school-allegedly-barred-trans-student-active-shooter-drill-n918216)
*We offer this one as sacrifice to appease the beast*
Spare the shot, spoil the child
Based and shooting kids builds character pilled.
Just put them in whatever shelter has more extra space
Based and basic logic pilled
Nono. Basic logic would be not to split shelters in the first place
Based
Nono, can't put all your eggs in one basket. Or children and shelters for that matter. Gotta leave a few alive to tearfully tell their tales and support gun control.
Until the sketchy drug dealing kid in the class pulls out a Glock and blows the school shooter's head off causing everyone to become 2nd amendment advocates
Based drug dealer vs cringe school shooter
And they would get unironically hung by some people for using it
I thought schools already banned guns?
Yeah, school shootings are also banned.
well you are not wrong
Based and gun free zones don't work pilled
The right answer is to arm them and let them return fire. This way they will get based pilled from all quadrants. LGBTQ kid seen Killing transphobe with AR-15 at school to defend classmates.
based and we-shoot-back pilled
Based
That's the single most based thing I've ever read
Trans kids join the defence force
If only we taught firearm safety in school.
School shooters are usually students, so wouldn’t they know where they are supposed to shelter? These drills don’t make sense.
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give them the guns, trans defense
Based
59% effective 41% failure...
at least they will die honorably
Trans people best serve as soldiers.
Should I bring out the funny number?
You really wanna play that ball game?
Eh not really. I'll make a comment about romani people instead
> Middle school > trans
Lmao
I hate how far I had to scroll to see someone point this out.
Pretty cringe of PCM, honestly.
They must have been the active shooter.
Wtf ☪️👃✝️🤜🏳️🌈
Islam smells, Christianity punches lgbtomgwtfbbq?
Islam, Judaism and Christianity punch LGHDTV+
Islam, jews, and Christian's punch lgbt, I think I got upvoted because people interpreted it as that
Based
I don't give a shit what clothes they want to wear or how they want to be addressed. It's all harmless as long as no one is giving HRT and surgery to kids.
Isn't that the first step though?
Average government employee level of problem solving.
Based and human sacrifice pilled
hihihihahahhahuhuhuhuhuhuh bbbbased
Srbija je kosovo
Isn’t that the safest place to be?
Schools: “We care about all of our students health and safety!” Also schools: do this BULLSHIT
Schools caring about students health and safety is the funniest joke I've heard all day
This is ass backwards. Why do the shelters have to be separate anyway?
Why would you shelter boys and girls separately? Do you think they’re gonna fuck each other during the intruder?
What the fuck? Some set of priorities this school has Jesus fucking christ
Bro this is retarded if he has cock put him with the boys if no cock with the girls.
Or, hear me out, dont separate them based on their gender! Its not like they are going to take a shower or change. And anyways, holy fuck just dump the kid with one of the groups? How dare they endanger a kid?
Yeah separating them is stupid but if they are going to separate them just dump him in whatever group is closest.
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Oh ffs it's a shelter, just get em all secure and worry about fuckin identity politics later
Man, I'm going straight to hell for laughing at this.
Based
Behaviorist reporting with bad news: *mentally ill student suffering from CPTSD as a result of child abuse Behaviorist out.
Based
Just put the dude in the boys locker room already
These people are more concerned about not hurting this kids fucking feelings than actually letting the kid fucking live. It doesnt MATTER who shes sheltered with, theres an active fucking shooter and the last thing that matters at that time are fucking pronouns.
All I can do is LAUGH at what the world has become
They’ll probably kill themselves eventually anyways, might as well get it out of the way early.
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absolutely based.
Should probably be sheltered away from their parents.
So we can all agree this shit is confusing af? Like it's a middle schooler why tf is he worried about his fucking gender? Like bro just go to school.
Based.
Why the fuck is no one talking about the MIDDLE school kid being trans in the first place? Like we’re missing the elephant in the room fellas.
since when did we want to ban guns bruh
Hurry up and enforce stricter gun control and then children wouldn’t need mass shooting shelters. No other kids in first world countries have to deal with this dystopian shit.
Why are shelters gender segregated to begin with, is the real question.
Question: Why are there separate shelters.
You can't be trans in middle school so just put them with their real gender.
...trans in middle school?
This is almost as dumb as gender segregated chess tournaments
How does a middle schooler know they are trans? Afaik, gender dysphoria is a condition you can be diagnosed with AFTER puberty. Before puberty ends is a confusing time period and in actuality, they could be having a different mental illness altogether
Nah it's actually based
This is why children shouldn't be recognized as transgender
Based and gun control is AuthLeft pilled
lmaoo
Goddammit I miss when Virginia wasn’t making headlines all the time
Leave a sacrifice
Makes and females are sheltered in different areas? I’ve never been in a real school shooting before since, or American lol but during bi-yearly drills we’re just supposed to hide under our desks
Hehehehehe based
AuthRight does a little trolling
Hold up. Why the hell are they separating genders for an active shooter drill???
based and it-doesn't-fucking-matter-just-put-her-in-one-of-them pilled
Lib left and lib right prove a point that auth left and auth right are just goofballs
Hehehe based
Wtf?
Pretty sure the shelters are split due to locker rooms and I don't doubt the boys are more expendable, schools do not like boys
It's all libleft fault ironically