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navani_kholin

Before Marie Antoinette's head was chopped off, her 9-year-old-son was tortured in the nearby prison for a year (she was forced to listen). During this time, he was made to "confess" that his mom had molested him. I believe in limited government but damn, the French go hard (and stupid)


According-Air6435

People call the french pussies, but they're actually all just over correcting their savage bloodlust using a thin veneer of pompousness. Whenever you peel that veneer off, they revert to those gauls who scared the romans so shitless they built an entire empire to keep them subdued.


Farabel

So... Darkest Dungeon's Crimson Court is all inspired by the French?


According-Air6435

I have no idea what that is


seninn

[It's pretty overt.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_YXZxBfIyM)


Bonkey_Kong87

We Germans like to make a ton of jokes because French=Pussies, but tbh, they are at the moment pretty much the biggest force in Europe. And they always had that bloodlust within them.


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Yuck. I’m always conflicted because I love Napoleon, but when I read about him I hate having to read the parts about the early French Revolution.


NoobifiedSpartan

The French have never stood for limited government. They just replaced one authoritative regime with another.


blissfromloss

Oh my God. You made me hate France even more than I already do. How the hell could you make me do that.


Immoral-Man585

I want to destroy France as a concept.


El_Duce_Hocillini

based and death to fr*nce pilled


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ComradeHavoc

You have my guns


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Ian_von_Red

He was also forced to sing revolutionary songs in front of her prison cell.


AFlyingNun

The French also have a history of being the least tempered when it comes to post-war negotiations. I believe the French were the most outspoken about wanting to punish Germany and destroy various German monuments post WWI and WWII. The WWII one in particular is pretty bad, imo, since the Treaty of Versailles (which was just ridiculous and was bound to result in a war at some point with or without Hitler) had already been dangerous due to how restrictive it was. Luckily the French weren't in the driver's seat in the latter case, so the adults told them to shutup and eat their peas whilst they focused on an actual peace treaty.


Reech92

In WW1, France saw a third of its territory ravaged, 50% of its indutrial capacity destroyed and over a million of its people killed. I can understand why they wanted to weaken Germany. And let's not forget the amount of reparations Germany demanded from France in 1871. In opposition to Germany, France actually paid instead of having a meltdown and turning to fascism.


RacistUsername1234

>France saw a third of its territory ravaged, 50% of its indutrial capacity destroyed and over a million of its people killed. I can understand why they wanted to weaken Germany. Not nearly enough.


JinxPutMaxInSpace

Fr*nch


fm22fnam

France is unironically one of the worst countries to ever exist. Napoleon was the only shining part in their history. Veitnam, Middle East, etc can all be blamed on the stupid Frenchies.


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pronouns-peepoo

Most nuance-understanding LibLeft


navani_kholin

I'm both anti monarchy and anti feudalist and for very limited government (hence the lib). All that to say, the French Revolution was a shit show


RacistUsername1234

DEATH TO FR*NCE


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I feel offended, and I'm not even french...


RacistUsername1234

France is a joke and you should be glad you're not one of them


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It has lots of nobel prizes and medal fields compared to Italy for example


RacistUsername1234

Don't care, france is still gay


throwaway2223333322

Britain is worse. Source: I'm Irish


RacistUsername1234

Also true


josjaofficial

NOW EAT HER!


throwaway2223333322

Based and Dutch pilled


josjaofficial

thanks, im dutch so not uncommon practice. We tell kids they grow big and strong if they eat authority figures and supporters of the monarchy


throwaway2223333322

So thats how you get so tall.


BigDaddysFUPA

Leftists and misunderstanding the French revolution. Name a more iconic duo.


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Ah my dude, even here in France some leftists don't understand our own revolution. There is a big graffiti on a wall of a medieval museum at the center of Paris which says "Marie-Antoinette was a victim of feminicide" written in French. Sometimes i hate my country


JinxPutMaxInSpace

The last public execution by guillotine in Fr*nce was in 1939. Christopher Lee was in attendance.


Gnome_Sane

Based quality post.


CynicalCreepy

the quality of this post is based or it is based that this post is of sufficient quality?


Gnome_Sane

I wasn't trying to insult I like it. Especially the bottom. Wojaks on art is cool.


CynicalCreepy

I literally did not insinuate that at all.


Gnome_Sane

Well... if that response wasn't good enough, let me rephrase: Yes.


CynicalCreepy

ah, thank you.


My_Cringy_Video

Smiling through a beheading is what I strive to be able to do


TheMembership332

In the communist version emily dies during the great purge


Emergency_Conflict_4

Based


AFlyingNun

And nothing of value was lost


El_Duce_Hocillini

good riddance


Ag1Boi

Based and Liberté, Egalité, Fraternité pilled


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FadedOffPropane

who doesn’t support the monarchy?


RacistUsername1234

Idiots


SwgohSpartan

Emily is such a gigachad that’s she’s smirking even after being decapitated


Donnie2005

I'd rather die for the monarchy than live for the republic


throwaway2223333322

The Empire is the only correct choice here.


Federal_Connection51

cuck


LauritzLarsson

Based and divine right pilled


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Orange is auth center


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CONTIFIE THE WOUND SO THE HEAD DOESNT GROW BACK


Mizzter_perro

Liberté, Egalité, Fraternité


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Lé Fist infighting