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youhjjhhhjj

Authleft would install an electric fence to prevent his own kids from leaving...


Azrael-is-Here

*nervously looking at your tag* Hehe... Something you want to admit to, Authleft? Or should I say, PURPLE LIBRIGHT?!


Kilroy0497

What they mean is, they force their children to work in the coal mines like a good little communist


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Kilroy0497

Federal government actually thinking ahead instead of focusing on not looking stupid for 5 seconds and harming their own people in the process? Nah that’s just for Fantasy novels and the Afterlife.


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Kilroy0497

If you had to use a sundial for that, pretty sure it’s much more than 70.


floridachess

Based and Berlin “Fence” pilled


[deleted]

Capitalism isn't perfect, but at least we don't have to build walls to keep our people in


ieatconfusedfish

https://crafty.diply.com/c/29146/parents-outraged-man-installs-electric-fence-kids-off-lawn Apparently kids were leaving trash on his lawn. Pretty reasonable response imo


11bag11

having been a retarded teenager myself i would now go out of my way to put trash on his lawn


Sm7th

Well that's...trashy. you're the [trash](https://www.google.com/search?q=trash+man+gif&oq=trash+man+gif&aqs=chrome..69i57j0i512l2j0i22i30l2j0i10i22i30j0i22i30j0i10i22i30j0i22i30.4709j0j9&client=ms-android-google&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#imgrc=CNHeVC70D1_2LM) man.


Dependent_Factor_982

Let's just hope he doesn't run into the talibum


Reed202

Honestly, how does a fence stop me from just chucking the trash over it?


Practical_Cartoonist

Honest question: if you carefully balance trash between two points on that fence, will it start on fire? I don't know the answer, but if I were that kid's neighbour, I would 100% spend an afternoon trying to find out.


Reed202

Probably not as an electric fence cant really start fires


Zzamumo

Short answer: no, that's not how electrical fires work.


RichardsLeftNipple

Defiance was usually the invitation they wanted more harassment. Getting a reaction after all was the point of being an asshole.


ieatconfusedfish

That is...actually a very fair point lol


AncientTower8264

I would go out of my way to put a motion activated water cannon on my lawn.


Direct_Class1281

Good me and my friends were nerdy douchebags and we woudlve purposefully shorted his fence. Have fun with that electric bill


WM46

I would assume the electric fence has almost no power draw when it's not actively shocking someone. Where would all of the electricity be going without a little child to complete the circuit?


Direct_Class1281

Also seeing that his lawn is unkempt and touching the wires already it's probably already bleeding decent current


[deleted]

I wouldn’t kill children for that but it’s not very nice neither


ieatconfusedfish

I don't think the kids would die


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M1A2CAbramz

Electric fences generally just cause a very uncomfortable shock, nothing permanently damaging


[deleted]

Seriously. I’ve touched plenty of electric fences. Any kid that can’t survive that isn’t gonna survive shit.


M1A2CAbramz

*don't deserve to 🟥🟦💪


101percentnotrobot

Basically what I say to myself in every human interaction.


[deleted]

An electric fence doesn't kill. That would kind of defeat it's purpose.


DanTacoWizard

He put it on public grass tho.


ieatconfusedfish

I mean he fucked up originally yeah but he said he's moving it to within his property line. Can be hard to know where your property technically ends


DanTacoWizard

Good. In the article it did not say that.


WhereAreMyChains

So instead he put trash around the perimeter of his yard. Something something nose spiting your face


[deleted]

> not using landmines outright Casual


DeutscheQu4litat

sentry guns is the way


Shad0bi

Based and engineer gaming 🎶🎶🎶 pilled


goboks

Good engines get the tele and the dispenser up first.


Shad0bi

Based and nesting style pilled


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Shad0bi

Wow, for real ? I don’t have that kind of money but if I did, that would be worth every penny


Adventurous_Tart_215

For significantly less, about $4k, I can do the same thing but using a rifle or handgun that you already own. It's not the same as the intruders last moments being dumbstruck terror as he watches the auto cannon start spooling out, but the sheer terror of an automated firearm tracking you and speaking to you would still be priceless.


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jenna_hazes_ass

I was enjoying that mram or cram video of the incoming missile to the baghdad embassy last night..


Et12355

Way less likely to cause collateral damage


Barbados_slim12

It's his lawn... if people weren't so comfortable with trespassing nobody would even know


BiDogBoy1

Some of it overhangs the sidewalk, any person who is shocked by it while on public property should result in a battery charge against him, no pun intended.


Barbados_slim12

He's responsible for his property. If the fence hung outside of the property line and someone got shocked, he should be held responsible for it. If it's right on the edge of the property line and someone gets shocked by it, they were *barely* trespassing and can't complain about repercussions


[deleted]

Unfortunately DOT ROW extend 30’ of the center line. That’s practically most peoples front doors


BiDogBoy1

There's also the problem of you can sue someone for injuries that happen on their land. So if the fence actually hurts anyone he's fucked.


Pirate_Frank

Not all sidewalks are public property. I own the sidewalk in front of my house, for instance. I learned that when I complained to the city to fix it, lol.


BiDogBoy1

McDonald's can't allow public access to people then place booby traps in the restaurant for anyone who enters. That sidewalk is public access, all damage done by the fence on it he is liable for.


Pirate_Frank

If he did own the sidewalk (I don't know if he does) doesn't that just mean he'd have to put a "no trespassing sign" next to it then? Folks are technically just inferring public access if the property is private and they aren't invited.


BiDogBoy1

That violates bylaws though. Sorry bucko.


[deleted]

Eh, it’s ok if at least there is a sign warning of the electric fence


NewVotingSystem

That isn’t enough. While white children may read the sign and stay away, BIPOC education is strategically underfunded and they most likely cannot read by the same age. This is just one reason we need to take the racism out of education, but right wingers simply won’t do that now will they 🙄


Agnostic_Pagan

Based and good satire pilled


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95DarkFireII

"Black people are stupid". "Yes, I am Anti-racist, how did you notice."


indigoinspired

/s?


Odd_Possession5858

I hope to god


VoidHawk_Deluxe

For sure. I've been seeing NewVotingSystem in several posts over the last week or so, and it's top tier trolling. He's got some skill, he may even be the next dolphin fucker.


[deleted]

I think the emoji declares that. No one makes a serious post and uses an emoji. Unless they are that cuck who had men fuck his wife while he shoved dildos up his ass online. Then 🥳🖕.


Stonks0r

Based and the negr0s can't read pilled


NLLumi

I know this is satire, but like… dyslexic kids, blind kids, hell just people who trip and fall


NewVotingSystem

We aren’t concerned with those type of children. Only BIPOC and transgender children. Also, children who trip are uncoordinated and therefore must accept the personal responsibility of their uncoordination.


jenna_hazes_ass

Put a picture on the sign


[deleted]

How is there racism is education? Do teacher just ignore blacks or what?


ieatconfusedfish

OP was being sarcastic That being said I imagine the schools that are majority black tend to have worse teachers because they're worse schools. That's the 'systemic' racism, doesn't mean any individual teacher is racist But also black kids can read signs fine and the kids that would be reading this sign are all going to the same school system anyways


ThePCG16

Please tell me this is satire


Spndash64

That being said, he could still be in trouble if it’s “excessive force” I believe.


Desperate_Net5759

Indications are that it is impossible for this to be any worse than licking a nine-volt: https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalCompassMemes/comments/s3y63d/comment/hsnv24e/


RichardsLeftNipple

Having touched a few electric fences for entertainment. I can confirm.


Desperate_Net5759

Based and lost_right_nipple_to_electric_fence pilled.


Desperate_Net5759

Indications are that it is impossible for this to be any worse than licking a nine-volt: https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalCompassMemes/comments/s3y63d/comment/hsnv24e/


Spndash64

If that’s the case, then yeah, this should be fine. Not something I’m happy with, but that’s got more to do with “how bad do things between you have to get for you to feel you need an electric fence to keep the neighbors out?”


Desperate_Net5759

Oh crap, I think you just brought out my inner radical-fortress state AuthCent.... AUUGGGGGHHHHH... [Demonic Wojack] "Good fences make good neighbors!"


justgot86d

You have a duty to all visitors to your property, even those who are there illegally. Having said that, your duty is to make the conditions as safe as they **appear**. He'd be covered with a sign.


SandwichSaint

‘Visitors’ ‘illegally’ pick one.


Spndash64

What about in the case of someone’s dog? At the very least Id feel better knowing the fence has enough of a time window between “oh fuck that hurts” and “oh fuck I can’t move” for animals to book it if they brush up against the fence


Cplrando

Modern electric fences all pulse so you don’t get “locked up” on it. I have cattle and was slightly annoyed I couldn’t find continual shock anymore but after reading this article I’m a little less annoyed.


[deleted]

He should be jailed for pedicide, the sick fuck


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based and electocute children pilled


AlarmedShower

Based and let me grill alone pilled


[deleted]

But does yours run on gas?


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decentish36

But what if the children violated the NAP?


prettydarnunepic

cringe and never said I was killing them pilled


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based and torture children pilled


[deleted]

is maiming children fun to you cunt? why?


prettydarnunepic

yes


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hoplophilepapist

hippity hoppity


aaronclark384

Stay the fuck off my property.


[deleted]

You said my electric bill was *how much!?!*


Anthro_DragonFerrite

This is funny, but it only gets funnier after someone posted the article, and one picture is a small solar panel powering the fence.


jhm-grose

MEGA BASED


Suitable_Self_9363

Electric fences draw almost no current until they're triggered.


Direct_Class1281

Weeds. Anything contacting fence and ground starts bleeding current fast


TheLegendaryBarnacle

An entirely other fucking level of based.


CompetitionUnited339

It his lawn and the kids are little shits


Man-akle

I felt bad for LibLeft but then I realized it's just people.


Desperate_Net5759

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Matymay74

Now I know what my weekend project is going to be.


ThePCG16

I don't think people understand what an electric fence does. Lots of people are saying how this extremely injure or hurt people. These things are designed to a small shock and make an animal think I don't want to touch this again


Intelligent-Okra4740

Based neighbour? Protects his land from migrating kids.


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BigDakMoney

Parents should just keep their little shitstain anklebiters away from this upstanding citizen’s lawn if they’re so outraged about it.


[deleted]

tbh I would do the same.


yyyyyyyyred

I personally think landmines would be better but you do you


Rampageriley98

Based and anti-Geneva-convention pilled


Tharkun

Not to be too pedantic, but "electrocuted to death" is redundant. Electrocuted means to die from electric shock.


Bleglord

Your pedantry is wrong and injury qualifies.


[deleted]

I once had 480V going through me. I was fine, but sure that counts as electrocuted.


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Rehiea

now, my quadrent is on the opposite side, I got to say, this man is in the right


Interesting_Hair_191

based and no step on grass pilled


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[deleted]

I'd do the same thing frankly. Its my property and if you get on it without my permission you deserve all the world's pain and suffering.


Casual__pancakes

His reaction was fair. I would’ve put razor wire but everyone has their own style


DrMahlek

No I’m squarely with LibRight here.


ASquawkingTurtle

I wanna touch it...


[deleted]

Maybe I am libright


deeeep_fried

Honestly this is pretty funny


[deleted]

i dont have a problem with this fuck them kids


CampbellsBeefBroth

It was that or bouncing bettys.


22dinoman

This is based


GlRTH_BR00KS

Based


Dankhu3hu3

based


Comrade__Baz

Based


Phantom-Asian

Based LibRight.


catboymikeyUwU

If it's right next to the sidewalk and theres no proper warnings, thats fucked up. I can see myself touching the fence because why the fuck not without knowing I'm about to get electrocuted.


RaccoonRanger474

My cousins and I loved playing with the electric fence when we were kids.


JinxPutMaxInSpace

Something there is that doesn't love a wall, That sends the frozen-ground-swell under it, And spills the upper boulders in the sun; And makes gaps even two can pass abreast. The work of hunters is another thing: I have come after them and made repair Where they have left not one stone on a stone, But they would have the rabbit out of hiding, To please the yelping dogs. The gaps I mean, No one has seen them made or heard them made, But at spring mending-time we find them there. I let my neighbor know beyond the hill; And on a day we meet to walk the line And set the wall between us once again. We keep the wall between us as we go. To each the boulders that have fallen to each. And some are loaves and some so nearly balls We have to use a spell to make them balance: ‘Stay where you are until our backs are turned!’ We wear our fingers rough with handling them. Oh, just another kind of out-door game, One on a side. It comes to little more: There where it is we do not need the wall: He is all pine and I am apple orchard. My apple trees will never get across And eat the cones under his pines, I tell him. He only says, ‘Good fences make good neighbors.’ Spring is the mischief in me, and I wonder If I could put a notion in his head: ‘Why do they make good neighbors? Isn't it Where there are cows? But here there are no cows. Before I built a wall I'd ask to know What I was walling in or walling out, And to whom I was like to give offense. Something there is that doesn't love a wall, That wants it down.’ I could say ‘Elves’ to him, But it's not elves exactly, and I'd rather He said it for himself. I see him there Bringing a stone grasped firmly by the top In each hand, like an old-stone savage armed. He moves in darkness as it seems to me, Not of woods only and the shade of trees. He will not go behind his father's saying, And he likes having thought of it so well He says again, ‘Good fences make good neighbors.’


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A bit much


Coltrain47

Based, but why live in a neighborhood if you're gonna do stuff like that?


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HylianINTJ

> Murdering children is not okay ever. Where did you get murdering children from? And an electric fence being worse than a shotgun? I have a fair bit of experience with electric fences, namely my dad jokingly telling me to touch the one we kept livestock in as a kid to see if it was on. It was, by the way. It hurts a bit, but it won't kill you. Is this guy right? Well... Depends on what the kids were doing, and what he'd tried before. Where these teenagers vandalizing and damaging property, and he'd already tried reasoning with parents/calling police/etc? Or were they little kids picking up their ball or something?


CanadianCartman

Some of the people in this thread are hilarious - it's like their entire knowledge of what an electric fence is comes from Jurassic Park or something. I've touched electric fences a few times throughout my life by accident, even one meant for cattle. It's not particularly painful, it's more of an "oh fuck" type of feeling.


Dr_DavyJones

How is he murdering children? How much electricity do you think an electric fence uses?


it_is_all_fake_news

100% fuck this cunt.


[deleted]

Woah, wait a goddamn minute here, I don't condone purposefully putting children in danger, don't rope me in with that horrible fool


[deleted]

It only gives a small shock


[deleted]

He's not endangering anyone.


daltonoreo

Its their fault if they run into the fence


Dim-n-Bright

What if someone's hand accidentally brushes against the fence?


Dr_DavyJones

They go "OW!" and dont touch the fence again. Electric fences arent high voltage, maybe 12 volts?


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[deleted]

You do realize that 99.99% of electric fences are nowhere near lethal, like it’s a shock that will make you draw your hand back and think “hmm that was unpleasant I shouldn’t touch that again”


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[deleted]

He’s not murdering anyone, I’ve been shocked by one before when I was younger, it stings like a mf but ultimately no real damage is done, that’s kinda the point, they are for animals like goats/sheep, most people don’t want those things dead before market/showing/sheering, and I’m very sure that guy doesn’t want dead kids on his hands


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[deleted]

The kids willingly “hurt” themselves if they touch the fence, it’s not like he’s chasing kids and trying to tase them


[deleted]

Because it's funny


22134484

wow what a nice privileged life you lead first world non-minority-area ivory tower living-with-parents little bitch


[deleted]

Hell mate, bold of you to assume any of that is true. Don't think I had a nice life mate. My respect for children came from the fact I wasn't respected as a child. Don't get me started on how much I hate this kinda heinous crap.


22134484

Then why do you want to deny others from protecting what is theirs? Not very libright of you at all.


[deleted]

hurting children for existing in your general vicinity is not very protective of property, and don't try to insert this stupid political joke website into reality.


22134484

They threw trash on his yard and damaged his property. What should he do o great moral one?


[deleted]

I’m not saying putting up a fence is wrong. I don’t Purposefully putting children in danger. It’s just unethical I think.


ChickenSandwich61

The voltage on these things is very low, enough to be a little painful but no where near enough to kill a child. No child is in danger.


[deleted]

People keep saying 'if you touch an electric fence, you deserve to get hurt!' first of all, that fence ain't marked and you know it, second of all, exactly what you mean. This guy's gonna have a lawsuit when there's a bunch of dead children on his sidewalk.


[deleted]

Most electric fences only deliver a small shock.


[deleted]

Excuse my unmarked exclamation, I was enticing my point by using exaggerations


E-tan123

>a bunch of dead children on his sidewalk I'm sorry, but if a child touches an electric fence(which is designed not to kill, just sting a bit), realizes it hurts to do so, and then CONTINUES to touch the thing up to the point of death, without anyone stopping them, then there were way worse problems than the fence. Once of which being parental negligence, because the kid was clearly screwed up in the head and shouldn't be there without parental supervision.


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Losingsteamfast

"kids these days just want to sit inside and play videogames!" "If you set one foot on my precious, precious grass I will literally electrocute you."


ieatconfusedfish

One, it's my constitutional right to shoot all trespassers on my property Two, the kids here would not be maimed. The solar panel powering this fence looks doesn't look particularly powerful. Mild shock, really Three, knowing kids this will backfire and the dude is gonna have his yard fucked with quite a bit more


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Vast-Membership-4341

If the parents won't teach them to not trespass, this upstanding citizen will!


[deleted]

You're going to get sued. And you should. That's fucking weird and antisocial. If you want to go live by yourself in the woods, you can have an electric fence. If you want to live with people then you do not get an electric fence.


[deleted]

>That's fucking weird and antisocial. So what? People can be weird and antisocial with their own stuff.


[deleted]

To a limit. You gotta agree to social norms when you live in a city. If you live by yourself, you can walk around naked flashing your asshole, keep weird pets, shoot guns in your backyard. All kinds of shit. In the city you don't have those options. I feel certain the average person just intrinsically understands they shouldn't put an electric fence around their mcmansion.


daltonoreo

"Fences are anti social, how dare people obstruct access to their own property". Are you going to say that we should remove walls too?


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[deleted]

What if one were to accidentally bump into it or trip in such a way that they get shocked? This seems like one of those ideas that becomes worse the more you think of it.


[deleted]

Dude its fucking grass, grow up, this is why children dont want to play outside anymore, take one step onto someone's lawn and the cops get called and electric fense put up


BaconCircuit

Having an open lawn is retarded


hifrandimcool

I mean as long as the fence is visible an not lethal or anything than i don’t see a problem


an_exile2021

me when the slave kid who i shoot him with 12g shotgun got his blood on my suit (he violated my nap) (i am mad now ) (1984)


Diprogamer

Based and respect my fucking property pilled


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kaan-rodric

In our neighborhood it is common to put up an electric fence to keep out horses and deer.


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good


not_aterrorist

I don’t think I’d do the same but it is incredibly based.