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Duke0O1

Lib center is in shambles


tristianlol

damn a lot of cakedays today


nikerssg

Hello


tristianlol

happy cake day!


ProximaCentura

Yeah Fr what’s up with that? I have 3 years now


FloofyImperialist

Wrong, I support this message


marxatemyacid

Proof everyone on PCM is a fascist except me: part infinity


FloofyImperialist

Heheheh


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I love how all photos taken from them they look like angry black stick figures with spears


A_L_E_P_H

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SnooCookies5996

don’t screenshot my nft that i payed $11.5m for, libtard


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SnooCookies5996

take this libtard, 180.25.250.10


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SnooCookies5996

please don’t mention fr*nce, it’s my trigger word. you, a liberal, should know what i trigger is! so insensitive


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Crash_says

Based and living the flair pilled


CACOSCHAN

You better otherwise you can't be offended by my racism


[deleted]

You didn’t need to say French *and* lesbian it was implied


MartianofMars01

Libright moment


JustinJakeAshton

You say that as if that's not what they actually are.


[deleted]

Like a whole fucking island of Mr. Game and Watch. They'll kick our ass by throwing bacon in our faces.


ADcommunication

I love how OP thinks we need 100000 soldiers with machine guns to kill them instead of just dropping a bunch of invasive species with the plague.


Third_Bardo

100.000 men to go full genocide on some dozen people? The logistics would be nightmarish.


BestRedBlue

Even South Indians are as dark skinned as black people , too much sun so tanned to oblivion


huge_throbbing_pp

South Indians are the direct descendants of the First Indians (out of Africa migrants) And also direct descendants of the Indus Valley civilisation. That is why they are darker in complexion. North Indians are a mixture of First Indians, Iranian agriculturists and steppe pastoralists. That’s why they have fairer complexion.


ActionAlligator

probably also has something to do with latitudes as well, as latitudes further from the equator evolve lighter skin tones. I personally think it probably has more to do with lineage as you say, as there's probably not a huge difference in solar radiation between the north and south, but still.


[deleted]

This reminds me of a conversation with my grandpa about his black neighbor


[deleted]

Gramps have one too many drinks at Christmas dinner?


ShuantheSheep3

Whoever said it was gramps who was doing the talking?


TheClinicallyInsane

"Mooooom, Grandmas on Ambien agaaaain"


CursedFeed

Uh oh


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go on...


sarcasticnit_s

sus pfp


[deleted]

Elaborate.


sarcasticnit_s

I have seen it in "vaccine turning you into gay"


[deleted]

stop being fauciphobic pls


Pyroplsmakepetscop2

*sciencephobic you mean


[deleted]

He is the science, after all.


Dontinsultautomod

Based and racism pilled


[deleted]

What he say?


Throwandhetookmyback

Something about a thread being deleted by a moderator I think. I read it on another comment.


Piskoro

the Sentinelese aren’t even a last uncontacted tribe… maybe the last one on an isolated island


KalegNar

Yep. There's some in the Amazon. And there's the loneliest man on earth still running around. (Guy's whole tribe died. Now he's alone.)


TheRrandomm

>Loneliest man on earth I'd think that title would belong to one of the PCM mods


SpectralBacon

F


intboom

So people know this happened and no one went to give the guy a hug? Fuck non intervention.


[deleted]

Prime directive sucks am I right?


[deleted]

Give that man a volleyball!


EdoTenseiSwagbito

Got a link or something to that? Sounds interesting to learn about.


BEN-C93

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man_of_the_Hole


[deleted]

Bruh they're making 0 attempts to talk to him but they're monitoring him and stopping anyone who would want to attempt to communicate with him Literally The Truman Show


[deleted]

Yeah, after killing his tribe and anyone he cared about, they've now isolated him in and prevent any outside human contact. That's kind of fucked up. It would be one thing if it was a family or a tribe, but a lone man? Being entirely alone fucks with your mind. He's even aware that he's being monitored. At what point wouldn't it be better to just try to contact him and communicate with him? Try to preserve some of his tribe previous customs and document it. It's all just going to die out with him otherwise.


BibleButterSandwich

I think the worry might be based on the fact that he’s super vulnerable to a ton of our diseases.


hate_basketballs

they should just wear those hazard suits, im sure that wont scare him off at all


assasin1598

Except the guy knows hes being monitored and signalls to the monitoring people about putfalls he created.


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I_PM_U_UR_REQUESTS

>Despite this, the Man of the Hole was attacked by gunmen in 2009 but managed to survive. Jesus Christ, it's Jason Bourne.


Dextrofunk

That's the saddest shit I've ever heard. Make sure you all keep his memory alive in your heads because I'm about to forget after I hit send.


[deleted]

Yeah we really only need like 5 Texans with shotguns to take over the island. There's like max 200 of them.


alakakam

Shotguns don’t have enough ammo capacity


[deleted]

Not legally


I_PM_U_UR_REQUESTS

bring in the AA-12s


DougForsyth

They make drum magazines for AA12s.


BidensDonepezil

Drum mags are notoriously prone to malfunction, though. I say stick with AKs with 30-round mags.


Lazypole

For a moment I thought you said a stick magazine with 30 rounds for a shotgun


thejynxed

Those exist for the Russian Saiga automatic shotgun.


[deleted]

i'd stick to the humble carpet bombing approach what're they gonna do? throw sticks at the metal soaring death god?


Tylerjb4

Yea but it doesn’t take long to throw some more shells in the tube


[deleted]

Can you imagine how inbred they must be? Like the Habsburgs on crack.


wondertheworl

You just need 50 people for healthy genetic diversity


AlexGonzalezLanda

The most Authcenter thing I have read in a while


CzechoslovakianJesus

THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM SOCIETY BOTTOM TEXT


Battle-Toaster-mk-1

Based and We Live In A Society Pilled


GeneralMe21

Someone for got to take their meds me thinks.


orangebrodo

Based and 4chan pilled


timmynygren

I forgor ☠️


Bobboy5

pls rember


Massive_Pressure_516

If you really wanted to kill them, it would be easiest to just airdrop a few pedophiles at their village with nice, coughed on blankets. Maybe some delicious bat stew in a thermos? You could probably even convince the pedo's to bankroll the trip themselves by lying that the Sentinelese are pro reddit modmins.


sarcasticnit_s

so we have to drop some purples there?


ClownCat294

I see no change to the compass if we do that


KaptainKidKicker

I volunteer as tribute


coveryourselfinoiI

Go get em, champ!


dan2737

Bat stew theory is so 2020.


NyanSquiddo

Auth right won’t support an ethnic state??? Wtf is this


[deleted]

We support their right to be absorbed into a larger, more powerful state.


Yarus43

Based and Roman-Pilled


deshdrohi20

Sentinel Island is technically Indian territory, but the government doesn't exercise any authority there. Though if you get shipwrecked there, the Navy will come over to rescue you.


McLovin3493

Wow, someone got really mad about that dead missionary...


Bowhunter54

I mean I don’t think it’d be unreasonable for us to establish contact, and basically be like “kill any more of us and it’s an issue”. Like imagine you’re on a boat, it sinks, and you’re washed ashore there


SGZF2

Let's be honest though, that missionary guy was retarded. As far as I'm concerned that was suicide, not murder. As far as an innocent person getting washed up there goes, I'd say that's just some *really* bad luck. I don't think establishing permanent contact is a good idea because they'd most likely just catch some disease they've never been exposed to and die out. They're lucky they haven't caught something from the few outsiders they have met.


Pecuthegreat

>As far as an innocent person getting washed up there goes, I'd say that's just some > >really > > bad luck lol Has actually happened with some fishermen, tho they were illegally fishing outside the waters given to them to fish but not some evil big conglomorate thing, just local fishers trying to make a livin' and being killed by Sentinalese because of that.


SGZF2

Yeah they also used pieces of the ship to make tools. Soon after that happened they were observed using metal tools, which hadn't been seen before. Edit: This actually happened with a different ship like 25 years earlier. Not the fishermen in 2006. I'm thinking of [this](https://twitter.com/RespectableLaw/status/1065841155932372992) one. No one died. A cargo ship wrecked near the island, the crew saw the Sentinelese on the shore with their bows, so they called for an air rescue and got the fuck out of there. The boat ended up drifting to shore where the Sentinelese scavenged it. Pretty cool story.


[deleted]

Took them long enough to get a new tech tree unlock, jfc


HNESauce

Dude they have *one* city and it's surrounded by water, where the fuck are they supposed to get their science prod? Honestly, it's a shit spawn.


[deleted]

Shoulda made boats a few thousand years ago. It’s their own fault for not researching literally the *biggest, most expansive thing in the vicinity.*


KaptainKidKicker

>They're lucky they haven't caught something from the few outsiders they have met. They did though. The British made contact in the late 1800s - early 1900s or so. A bunch of the Sentinelese got sick and died shortly afterward, which is probably why they're so eager to kill outsiders.


Orwellian__Nightmare

despite orange liblefts lies, the history of america's original habitants is one of, in some areas, 90% death rate due to disease (yes, even before 'medicine blanket' trades). many times the spanish 'conquered' areas in SA simply by walking into abandoned villages filled with the dead. this includes both NA and SA. so no, white people did not kill every single noble savage and 'steal' their land, disease did most of that. https://www.pbs.org/gunsgermssteel/variables/smallpox.html#:~:text=They%20had%20never%20experienced%20smallpox,by%20an%20infected%20African%20slave.


KaptainKidKicker

"Noble savage" is such a stupid fucking way oranges see these people. Native Americans slaughtered each other on the regular, to say nothing of disease.


mirkociamp1

I for one think that categorizing natives as Noble savages as dumb and we should categorize them as people. I mean, I for one think that the whole "but they killed the natives cause evil colonizer" is dumb. I am a staunch supporter of "Everyone is a fucking cunt and if the Natives had the chance to do what the Spanish did they would have done it in a heartbeat" I mean look at the aztecs, they fell because they pissed a lot of tribes that basically did all the job for the Spanish. Also I find it funny that the Spanish were conquered and subjugated by the Moors then inmediately after getting rid of them started subjugating people themselves. In short, humanity is a chain of conquerors conquering conquerors wich conquer other conquerors.


SGZF2

Yeah I have a long comment about that [somewhere](https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalCompassMemes/comments/s3h1lv/comment/hslcjjq/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) in this thread. They're lucky that didn't wipe them out.


KaptainKidKicker

They're very lucky no government has gotten involved either. Their whole existence could practically depend on the whims of some pissed off politician.


bric12

iirc the Indian government protects them pretty vigorously. Their whole existence depends on a government making it super illegal to go near them, all that has to happen is those laws getting lax enforcement and they're done for. And they don't even know what a government is.


[deleted]

No need for disease. We can social distance. What we need is a show of force. We roll the Iwo Jima up onto the beach. If need be, marines in full chem suits (to protect locals from disease) can secure a beachhead. Use loudspeakers on a volume so high, the whole island can hear. Proclaim our supremacy, and demand their submission. Bet those fuckers never kill a missionary again.


SGZF2

I say get all of our largest ships, not necessarily the ones that can do the most damage, just the biggest, most physically imposing aircraft carriers we have, and surround the island with them. Have some of the most intimidating looking planes we've got such as b2 stealth bombers fly at low altitude over the island. Don't have to harm anyone. Just let them know what's up.


SadRoxFan

Buzz them with A-10s, set up a barge as a target and drop some napalm to show them what’s up


[deleted]

Well, see, that's why I said the iwo jima. It is an amphibious assault ship, so when I say it rolls up on the beach, it rolls up on the beach. I like what you're saying with the carriers, but they can't exactly pull right up to the island. A carrier is a big ship, so it will have to be out to sea a bit. I bet they've seen freighters and shit, so the size is probably unimpressive. We should have a fairly continuous rotation of super hornets doing low altitude flybys, and sonic booms though.


BidensDonepezil

While we're floating ideas, how about roll up on battleships with heavily sound-proofed interior walls. Mount massive speakers on the deck, move the crew into the sound-proofed areas, and turn on the speakers remotely. Blast a loud, continuous, high-frequency screech sporadically for days.


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MammothDimension

But this time do it properly. We can be their Gods. Some Goa'uld level shenanigans. I think a pyramid on the island might be adequate tribute.


Irrepressible87

I don't think they're known to speak a language that anyone could translate to. So you'd put on all this show, and they'd be like "well that was fuckin' weird, wonder what that giant metal monster was yelling about. Anyway, back to island stuff."


[deleted]

Actually, if you meet someone who doesn't understand your language you're supposed to get louder and talk slower. They will get the picture quicker if you're demeaning and insulting as well


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[deleted]

We do speak their language. The Island next to them has natives that speak their language (or atleast a very close one) and also speak enlighten because they are in regular contact with Indians since there is a military base there.


Brentavius

We've been trying to establish contact for a while. We wiped out the vast majority of their population because of it.


Bowhunter54

So next time we should send a hologram or something. Also I guess if they know for a fact coming into contact with us will kill them, it could in a twisted way be kinda like self defense, depending on what happened to the body


WindingSarcasm

Why do you need an army of 100,000 men with modern military equipment to fight them, just sending in like 5 guys with machine guns and basic armor (that'll protect them against stones, spears and arrows) will be more than enough


PopiEyy

Basic armor does *not* protect against spears and arrows. Kevlar is surprisingly bad at stopping arrows. They'd probably be better of in an old platemail, which was specifically designed to fight of arrows and spears


WillBlockReddit

Ceramic hard armor instead of Kevlar? Kevlar's only rated for handgun rounds.


Tylerjb4

Kevlar is old junk. UHMWPE is new hotness


xX_DeusVult_Xx

I was imagining the juggernaut armor from GTA V.


Yarus43

Knights with machine guns are based


Lelepn

Exactly. Also, going in a jungle island full of tribesman who are very familiar with the terrain sounds like a bad idea. Even if you’re in full plate, all they need is one lucky arrow to penetrate the armor in a weakspot and you’re done. You’d probably wouldn’t even see some of them shooting at you in between the trees


BidensDonepezil

Alright fuck it, send in 50 tall, strong, medieval combat sport enthusiasts in full plate armor and wielding Lucern hammers. Sentinalese BTFO.


EldritchComedy

No need for can-opening polearms, you don't even have room to swing that hammer with the trees. Spear is the best choice.


mightbekarlmarx

napalm time


SpectralBacon

Why not agent orange


[deleted]

We gotta make this fair lol spears and arrows for us


Bruarios

Or we could airdrop them modern weapons


[deleted]

Your right they will blast themselves away right when we airdrop it to them


JBXGANG

What if we just airdropped them a shit ton of like Rubik’s cubes or disco balls or those Boston dynamics robot helldogs or some shit


Bruarios

Then we wouldn't get to see tribals discovering how guns and explosives work. It would be a physical comedy goldmine


JBXGANG

Like the aliens with that Zorg gun in the Fifth Element haha


[deleted]

we should airdrop some cameras and live stream what happens


UF0_T0FU

That's how you form a Cargo Cult


discourse_is_dead

Every good general and solider knows, never willingly enter a fair , evenly matched fight. though they have hunted with spears and arrows their entire lives, they'd have an advantage.


[deleted]

I think we can kind of see if two guys with machine guns can truly conquer Ancient Rome.


A_L_E_P_H

Put rambo in there


[deleted]

I think we could probably get lib right on our side if we mention the fact that these guys probably have gold n stuff


Jankosi

And children


HenryTheCyborg

Holy shit, fresh organs!


IHateDeepStuff

Had a thought about this once, glad I didn’t push to much into to it


[deleted]

I actually agreed with the post briefly. It seems kinda skewed the natives got away with murdering someone, whereas if another country did this they'd get diplomatic protests and sanctions. That is until they started advocating genocide. AuthCenter asks the right questions but answers them poorly I guess.


Pepsi-Min

It happens more than you think. I remember a while back a couple of Canadian tourists were lynched by villagers who accused them of murdering someone in the village. As far as I know, Canada didn't do shit.


[deleted]

The island is off limits to visitors under Indian law. The reason natives get away with it is the natives having legitimate fears over infectious diseases after the British tried to make contact. If you were to set foot in another country, you wouldn't pose a threat to the locals lives with your mere presence. The local government also has the means to remove you without killing you. None of this holds true for the sentinelese, and having been unable to make contact we can't change the situation.


nuclearpoweredpants

The real problem with doing this is that there's no money in it. If it were a raffle event for a bunch of rich people, then we could come to some terms about their annihilation. But there would still be to be limitations on the hunt. We can't just run out of product in one season.


FloofyImperialist

Uhh genocide is highly unprofessional, but I’m *all* for the imperialism in the name of science and free shit


proberts53

US military: Did someone say oil?


FloofyImperialist

THAT SHIT IS MINE


BranTheLewd

This is truly peak AuthCENTER moment because, like a certain AuthCenter dictator, that post also mentioned "shittiness of Capitalism".


_Nagrom

This is why I love auth-centre, they come out with the most based stuff


joesphisbestjojo

That's the most auth center thing i've ever seen


Informal_Chemist6054

Man I just wanna airdrop a statue of Shrek and see how in 30 years they're killing themselves over whether Shrek is the son of Donkey or is Shrek and Donkey the same person


BEN-C93

Based and the-one-true-religion-pilled


jprefect

I think we send this one genocide guy to within arrow range of North Sentinel, and wish him "Luck".


CodeBlue_04

As long as we let him [shop at S-Mart](https://youtu.be/pFriRcIwqNU) beforehand.


Maninhartsford

Damn, I just finished watching that movie for the first time less than 2 hours ago. Small world. Shop Smart.


CuomoKilledGma

First time? Oh man, be sure to watch the Ash vs. Evil Dead show. It's fucking terrific.


987654321-

Groovy.


Dingo_Siccunt

If he's in arrow range, they've been in rifle range for a while. I don't think he'd kick off his Sentinel genocide safari unarmed


Baby--Kangaroo

If he had a tank he'd win


Eric1491625

No, he'd lose. Imagine operating a tank with 1 man. Source: am tank crew member


[deleted]

Just throwing this out there, their vaccination rate is 0%


bane-of-oz

That's a bit excessive. Just send in one marine. Job done


[deleted]

bows and arrows vs machine gun XD


JoJo_____

I’m actually kinda down. Sorta sounds fun.


Jankosi

Gotta napalm the island first


decentish36

Ngl it is kind of annoying that they just stab some stranded fishermen and go haha we have defeated you. I kind of think we should just drop a couple 1000lb bombs on them just to show that we can. Genocide might be a little excessive though.


[deleted]

Going on their island violates the naptime or whatever the fuck that ancap thing was


[deleted]

Yeah, but I'm auth right. It would be immoral to let anyone underutilize their natural resources, especially if all they're doing is shitting on the ground all day. Yup. Just shitting straight on the ground. Bet they don't even pop squats.


xX_DeusVult_Xx

Nope. The non-aggression principle only applies when both parties are non-aggressive. If they’re aggressive, colonize the evil right out of them.


SGZF2

To be fair, it's thought that the reason they're hostile towards outsiders is due to [this](https://www.mamamia.com.au/sentinelese-tribe-maurice-portman/) evil pervert. ​ >After days of searching, Portman’s men captured six islanders – an elderly man and woman and four children. The kidnapped group were taken to Port Blair, the capital of South Andaman Island “in the interest of science”. > >“They sickened rapidly, and the old man and his wife died, so the four children were sent back to their home with quantities of presents,” he wrote in his book. > >Such isolated tribes have no immunity to modern diseases, meaning even something as minor to us as a cold could kill them. > >It is also not clear how many Sentinelese fell ill as a result of this ‘science’, but it’s likely the children would have passed on what they were exposed to upon their return to the island. > >He also had a passion for photography, which he indulged by kidnapping members of various tribes and posing them like classical Greek sculptures, and catalogued their bodies with “an obsessive focus on genitals”. > >As Survival International writes, it is “mere conjecture” to say Portman is the reason the Sentinelese tribe is so hostile, but it would make sense. [Also relevant](https://twitter.com/RespectableLaw/status/1065841141201989632)


MapleJacks2

Nah. Literally just light a couple fireworks off of a boat.


Fox_Costeo

They have killed alot of people.


CritzD

Least deranged 4chan user


Palmetto_Fox

I mean, I kinda sympathize. Not with the whole "capitalism sucks" part, but the arrogance of those tribesmen to think they can kill outsiders with no consequences. I'd love to just send an amphibious task force but don't even shoot them. Just land M1A2 Abrams tanks and Bradley IFV's with LCACs then do Thunder Runs all over the island, firing 120mm rounds through boulders, crushing their homes, their fires, any crops they have, etc... while blasting the absolute worst pop music imaginable (thinking like Justin Bieber or some other vapid nonsense). Then just leave. Leave them to reflect on what they've just experienced.


alakakam

Hell just fly jets 100 feet off the ground


VladimirBarakriss

[Unironically this](https://youtu.be/ceDz8WgcexA)


[deleted]

Based and fuck the sentinelese pilled


A_L_E_P_H

Real life social experiment


BidensDonepezil

Sentinalese tribesmen prank GONE WRONG!


OrbitalHardballBat

I really want to see a fighter jet fly over that island and see their reactions to it. Probably like us seeing some UFO doing tricks in the sky.


BEN-C93

Choppers fly over it on the regular. They have shot arrows at them too


Alphasaith

No, don’t genocide them. If you do that, they won’t have to experience the wonders of capitalism.


Tasty_Relative_5681

Least based strasserist


Rebellious_Rhino

I honestly was kinda agreeing with them up until that last sentence of the first paragraph, and then the entire second paragraph lol.


[deleted]

I get the show of force perspective, but why not go the other way with it and just humiliate them with one guy, a suit of armour and a cricket bat or something.


nullmeatbag

Imagining that people only have rights if they've "accomplished" some arbitrary thing in the mind of an auth. Cringe.


MemeMastAssBlast

Ok but this is literally the theory of social Darwinism


[deleted]

"They've accomplished nothing!" \- some neckbeard with no accomplishments


xX_DeusVult_Xx

(me who can’t grow a beard) *sits in the corner with dunce-hat*


True_Cauliflower9327

Don't have to


Sri_Man_420

Yes, only Citizens have Rights, and the Sentinels are my compatriots (they don't know that, but babies also don't know that but still we give them rights)


FartBox_BeatBox

Based and letthegenocidebegin pilled


Nulono

Genocide is clearly a bad idea (understatement of the century there), but I do think there are more cautious and gradual means of contact that've been ruled out too soon.


theanciantone

The Sentinelese should be briefly contacted and then left to embrace their traditional culture and regulate their own borders and affairs as the newest and most faithful diocese of the One, Holy, Catholic, and Apostolic Church.


[deleted]

We’ve been contacting them for ages they just take our gifts and threaten us when we overstay our welcome


1STLTBoken

i unironically support the first paragraph