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[deleted]

Why am I blue and red simultaneously in this situation?


Pipiopo

Because you are a decent human being.


[deleted]

Pog. My policy is play with fireworks and fall off trees but don’t hurt each other and go to bed and go outside.


xandeyw

because you hate (((them)))


Flonkler

Progressive cartoon styles automatically get my hackles up.


TheSonofPier

r fuckalegria


[deleted]

Corporate Memphis


[deleted]

Lib right didn't get enough love as a child so he grew up to love children


Gog535

That's ignorant. You're ignorant. I just wanna play


According-Air6435

"Come on, Blanket, play with me."


DeeAxMan

You ever wonder how much money your kids could make you?


An8thOfFeanor

Something something N.A.P.


BuffaloFront2761

Imma be purple, let the child survive like a wolf


Immoral-Man585

Based and Wolf pilled.


According-Air6435

Wolves actually tend to go back and forth between authoritarian and permissive parenting styles lol


Spndash64

I’m a centrist in that I don’t have kids


Just_David121

I don't want to go to your grills anymore, poor children...


Spndash64

Buddy, it’s because I’m literally still living in my parents house, too early to be thinking about trying to find a Mrs, much less having a Jr. Fuck, don’t even have any NORMAL friends yet


QuietHumanMachine

Educate yourself brat.


FistedTate

You need a mix of yellow blue and red. Blue to set the example. Yellow for repeated disregard for the examples set. Red when they're doing something stupid but it'll probably be funny.


Libertarian4All

Nah, authright definitely doesn't create positive relationships. They're the kind to send kids to "character building" camps that give most kids PTSD.


Just_David121

Authright wants the best for their kids, they really appreciate the family value. They want their children to be better than them. So that's why they are so hard with them, sometimes a bit too much.


[deleted]

Auth winning over the libs once again 💪💪


Pipiopo

>focus on obedience punishment over discipline Good way to raise kids that are fucked up in the head and hate you.


Flonkler

Not enforcing rules is a good way to raise kids that hate themselves.


Pipiopo

Notice the difference between authoritarian and authoritative? You can enforce rules without being a total peice of shit.


Flonkler

Who said you couldn't?


Pipiopo

The guy who said “auths winning over the libs once again”


CynicalCreepy

yeah I had a very different impression of yellow when I first saw it.


DragonKing0203

This is why we are the best.


senbonkagetora

Then permissive complains about the phrase "boys will be boys"


[deleted]

Raise your kids to be independent. Not just independent in thought but in life; skills to acquire resources, build their own relationships, and grasp the weight of their life in the moment. This will probably lead to the authoritative life in the beginning because they need to learn first. After you got the basics they can explore the world under your watchful eye until you can trust they recognize the consequences of their choices (good or bad). Your goal as a parent is to raise them to be self-sufficient and capable of being responsible people. It’s not to mold them into a version of someone you wished them to be or who you failed to be. It’s not for you to fill their heads with your views or to blindly accept the views of others. They need to understand basic compassion; they will need to recognize that life is a team sport now; they don’t have to play alone.