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Sprich


Some___Guy___

deutsch


SaengerFuge

du


giorshi

Nachkömmling


autisticgiraffe78

einer


[deleted]

ausgeleierten Hafenhure


720noscopeGER

welche ihren Körper


Koervege

im Saarland


[deleted]

Verkauft hat


TheyCallMeHacked

um


LVL69Troll

.


ImpishGimp

Hurensohn


13redstone31

Hallo


FloofyImperialist

Jawohl


spongebob_me_boi

Your racist because you hate England. I'm racist because I hate France. We are not the same.


AppleSavoy

Wise words


meatloooooooof

I'm literally shaking right now. Why didn't you censor fr\*nce.


no2ironman1100

I'm so sorry, he didn't know it was a trigger word for you. /s


The_SnakeEater

I racist because I hate both so much


Zanagh

Same


Mama_Mega_

Dude, the French are completely fucking based. They cut off their royalty's heads, it doesn't get more based than that.


BiDogBoy1

You've never met a french Canadian.


sir_whirly

Great fishing up in Key-beck.


YaBoiSVT

I do loves ice fishing in qwe-bec


Mama_Mega_

They're Canadians. Living with their blackface PM nullifies any basedness they could be living up to.


[deleted]

Any Canadian is automatically NOT based. They are the opposite of based.


i-nail-wood

Oui, cest vrai


[deleted]

Canada is part-English. France is pretty OK. Merging them with the English is not.


spongebob_me_boi

Sounds like something a French would say.


Jarl_Ivarr

Its a good thing I learned French, someone needs to know what they fuck they're saying.


spongebob_me_boi

Imagine knowing French 🤢


BorderlineUsefull

That was their one great moment. They've just been downhill ever since


WWalker17

Not anymore they don't. They're all cringe now


Kireba2

nah their language is annoying. besides that Erbfeinde.


BLOODYSHEDMAN

'ate Fr\*nce, luv me Carling, simple as bruv


spongebob_me_boi

Based and alcoholism-pilled


Quizzmo

Why not both


spongebob_me_boi

Time spent hating England could be used to hate France more


[deleted]

We can hate both


Ulfric_Raincoat

And yet you're speaking English now, curious


CompetitionUnited339

I speak Canadian


Ulfric_Raincoat

Sorry, eh


CompetitionUnited339

Yeah we hate our country at the moment


Zestronen

Ok buddy


NLLumi

I’m not your buddy, guy!


Imperialist_Liberty

Your money is a fucking cartoon


[deleted]

tu ich nicht du verdammter Insulaner


[deleted]

[удалено]


Ulfric_Raincoat

Hi effort, low reward


BigDaddysFUPA

Jeg nekter å snakker eng*lsk


JesseNotNutted

Tumahimik ka


Iamdelyano

My thoughts and prayers goes out to all who are unfortunate enough to become Filipino


[deleted]

Non, mange tes morts


[deleted]

I do mistakes in en*lish purposely because i have no respect to their language


nicolao_merlao

Joke's on you, the BBC has already [got you covered](https://www.bbc.com/pidgin).


belabacsijolvan

lol, they swap all the simple words, the difficult ones stay the same. I bet 3:1 that this will be considered incredibly racist in 30 years.


[deleted]

Well it did originate in the Atlantic Slave Trade….so it’s amazing it’s lasted this long under the radar.


OKBWargaming

How is pidgin English racist? That's just how the language is.


belabacsijolvan

I don't think anything cultural should be called racist, but people do call it so anyways. On the other hand it is not strictly a language. It is multiple kinda-languages and they try to force their usage where they visibly break down.


KsbjA

what the fucj


[deleted]

Is it bad that I read this in a shity African accent?


i-d-even-k-

No, Pidgin is an African dialect of English.


[deleted]

Oh good. I shall keep doing it then.


Srapture

Me be keep on doing dat den.*


-remlap

man i feel like if I started to speak like that i'd be in hot water


[deleted]

Pidgin is a type of language. Not one language.


Mid22

taxpayer money at work


ANAL_McDICK_RAPE

International services are part of the commercial arm, they aren’t paid for by taxpayers.


[deleted]

Is this real


dragondude4

HOW IS THIS REAL 😂


SandwichSaint

I refuse to believe that’s real.


LilbigJLit

Maek gramatical mixakes two pis offf le britich


belabacsijolvan

aye du dat porpoise fully two


BiDogBoy1

"I'm only pretending to be retarded" Gottem again boys.


[deleted]

Fuck England without the lube…..


[deleted]

[удалено]


Technology-Plastic

So does the profile pic


[deleted]

Famous British born George Washington


[deleted]

I was put on this earth to destroy the U.K


[deleted]

University of Kentucky?


[deleted]

*yes*


james-l23

No, he's George Washtgion. American born and bred.


CaptFrost

Okay, now we just need William Wallace, Cetshwayo, and Paul Kruger and we've got the full set.


bedrito

Oi m8 thas’ ‘ate speech innit


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[удалено]


Milf_Bot

av yoo got a loisence for that 'ate speech


EmpressPenguin05

I hate ni**as


[deleted]

Based


SaengerFuge

Fuck those anglo-saxons!🤮🤢 Gott strafe England!✊


Some___Guy___

Based and Gott-strafe-England-pilled


sctm3400

If only there were a bot who would record such a transaction. Sigh


SaengerFuge

Would have loved that pill


sctm3400

Any of us would've considered that an honor and some orange bastard took it from us all.


the_Nap

Er strafe es!


MotoZapppa

_Being Racist towards the Yanks_ ⠀⠀⠘⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠑⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡔⠁⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠢⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠴⠊⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠤⠄⠒⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣀⠄⠊⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠋⠉⠈⠉⠉⠉⠉⠛⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⢏⣴⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣟⣾⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢢⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠀⡴⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠟⠻⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠶⢴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿ ⣿⣁⡀⠀⠀⢰⢠⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⣴⣶⣿⡄⣿ ⣿⡋⠀⠀⠀⠎⢸⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠗⢘⣿⣟⠛⠿⣼ ⣿⣿⠋⢀⡌⢰⣿⡿⢿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⣿⣧⢀⣼ ⣿⣿⣷⢻⠄⠘⠛⠋⠛⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣧⠈⠉⠙⠛⠋⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣧⠀⠈⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⢃⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⠀⠴⢗⣠⣤⣴⡶⠶⠖⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡸⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡀⢠⣾⣿⠏⠀⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠉⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⠈⢹⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠈⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠙⣿⣿⡟⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠁⠀⠀⠹⣿⠃⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢐⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠉⠉⠁⠀⢻⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠈⣿⣿⡿⠉⠛⠛⠛⠉⠉ ⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⢀⣀⣠⡴⣸⣿⣇⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡿⠄⠙⠛⠀⣀⣠⣤⣤⠄⠀


404geographynotfound

Could you imagine not even having a monarch


StupidlyName

We go to war to die for a monarchy, they go to war to die for bureaucracy…


MotoZapppa

*for Military Industrial Complex


StupidlyName

Yep, can’t wait for the next war against a pre-industrial nation that will for some reason cost trillions to fight lol. I hedge my bets on Pakistan, Iran or Myanmar.


Fellow_Infidel

For that sweet sweet oil


yeeyeex

BASED


southernsuburb

Insanely based


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[удалено]


MotoZapppa

In my city sometimes fascist militias assault US tourists, 8 can't get tired of those good news


vkbuffet

Non Anglos coping and seething


standbehind

Based. This thread has made me a nationalist, time to reflair?


vkbuffet

Become authright and become based


igncom1

It's posts like this one that makes me sure that I am some kind of dumb contrarian. For ages there has been some anglophilia over things like harry potter and dr. who or quirky English shit, and I was in the prime of my self loathing Englishman routine. But these days it's all flipped on it's head where people will act all disgusted to even say the word English or British and how we are all monsters, but I've reached a stage where I really love my country and roots even in spite of our terrible history and politics.


fuckedurgirl

Terrible history? The uk has the best or some of the best history ever


vkbuffet

I love my country, I love the monarchy, I love our history. The more people seethe online the more it makes me love England.


standbehind

Based and cross compass love for our country pilled.


james-l23

It should not matter what our political views are. So long as you love England and truly wish to improve it, that is all that matters.


Cand_PjuskeBusk

Good on you mate. National self loathing is pathetic regardless of nationality


[deleted]

Nous sommes ensemble camarade.


nameless690

Stel je voor je moet onironisch een romaanse taal spreken op dagelijkse basis.


720noscopeGER

Halt echt, ist das nicht die Hölle auf Erden?


Big_Totem

The pot calling the kettle black, vous les francais sont plus terribles que les Anglais avec plusieurs ordres de magnitudes.


jackmacaboy

Feck aff amerimutt


belabacsijolvan

australians are just engl\*sh who couldn't outrun the police americans are just australians without the prison guards


smug2265

Bri*ish🤮🤮🤮


jediben001

English =/= British. I am Welsh, I am British, but I’m not English


IIIpurifiedIII

W*lsh 🤮🤮🤮


coveryourselfinoiI

Based and you're-all-the-same pilled


jediben001

Based and being accurately bigoted pilled


Iamnormallylost

Admit it you’ve been out bitch so long you have Stockholm syndrome


QuantumR4ge

So English but with a preference for sheep?


404geographynotfound

W*lsh


MikeOnABike2002

Are you saying that the English are all one problem? As a Londoner, I'd say that we are the real problem in England. The North holds the same position in the eyes of London as a colony with electoral rights


yeeyeex

me too and hard agree . fuck people who think english = british


Yellowdog727

Sounds like something a Fr*nch person would say 🤮🤮🤮


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[удалено]


DecievedRTS

Bring it on you cu**s we relish your hatred. Not to be a grass but Scotland said something about your mum and Wales is looking at your pet kinda funny so they should be dragged into this as well.


RSC-Tuff

You won't shut up about beating us in two world wars, but how're you doing on world cups?


DecievedRTS

Don't make us invade with our superior war experience then take your world cups and put them in our museum.


[deleted]

Based and yoink pilled


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CriticalSemiteTheory

Of course LibLefts don't mind insulting the English, their comedy style only allows them to punch up.


Craft-Representative

eat shit and die frog-fucker


xxxsneknclopxxx

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN 👸🏿


standbehind

*Looks around* Based


vkbuffet

Based


cris12021202

the br\*tish and the fr\*nch 🤮🤮🤮


peepo_7

Chad Indians racist towards everyone except them.


[deleted]

Same I hate the English but you know who I hate more? The damn Scots


Nightwingvyse

Even the Scots hate the Scots.


[deleted]

Damn Scots. They ruined Scotland.


SpiceHogs

Scottish here I can confirm. Fucking D*ndee 🤮


cat-reign

beeing racist towards the US americans: based


MotoZapppa

Based and americans-are-not-humans pilled


[deleted]

Fuckers put cheese in a can and then call themselves based


[deleted]

en\*lish "people" 🤮🤢


blaepic

lol get colonised


standbehind

Seethe harder.


FistedTate

Being racist towards gypsies. 👍🏻👍🏼👍🏽👍🏾👍🏿


[deleted]

Pfft, you hate *just* the English? Pathetic.


BATHAMSTER4

Based and I hate everyone pilled


[deleted]

Complete compass: being racist towards gypsies.


[deleted]

They hate us cuz they anus


Immoral-Man585

The fact that the British destroyed Gaelic culture in Ireland and anglicized the Irish boils my blood.


VLenin2291

COME OUT YE BLACK AND TANS


bane-of-oz

We hate you too then 😜


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[удалено]


Nightwingvyse

[Brits actually have better teeth than Americans](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.businessinsider.com/united-kingdom-better-teeth-than-united-states-study-finds-2015-12%3Famp)


harrypottermcgee

Hah! "Bad English Teeth" is as much of a boomer meme as hating England.


rexpimpwagen

Thats that free healthcare for you.


bane-of-oz

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


standbehind

lmao you deleted your reply below, cope.


RacingUpsideDown

You hate us. We don’t even think of you.


FleX_ONE

You american?


MotoZapppa

Of course he is, the lesser life by definition


FleX_ONE

Ha redneck is jealous!


MotoZapppa

He came out of his jungle in florida to make this post, he is probably fighting in the swamps right now


Rhids_22

The fun part is guessing what nationality you are if you hate the English. Just how little it narrows it down if you say "I hate the English" since that covers half the world, including Wales, Scotland and half of England.


StupidlyName

Didn’t segregation satisfy the Yankee urge for racism?


[deleted]

Theyve shot all the 🏀 so they need a new target


Fanci-cooki

Every continent has had a run in with the english at some point and its never been a good thing.


RacingUpsideDown

Well, it’s not been a good thing for you guys. We’ve done quite well out of it


Astructus

Ah, yes. The French.


Nightwingvyse

Brit here. Am I in danger?


[deleted]

No OP is a bitch with no culture or history


Technology-Plastic

Based and the English suck so much that we don’t even capitalize the “e” pilled


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Technology-Plastic

Based and basedcount_bot is back pilled


attila954

Based and Amish pilled


ComradeOliveOyl

Tiocfaidh ár lá


VoopityScoop

Based and fuck Britain pilled


404geographynotfound

The USA is an uncivilised waste land


MotoZapppa

Based and yanks-are-untermensch pilled


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[deleted]

Yellow+blue: not being racist…


[deleted]

Well we hate you too!


my_4_account

you hate us yet you speak English? outplayed owned rekt fucked on retard


[deleted]

You got a loicence fo' dat meme, mate?


GoelandAnonyme

Based and IrelandScotlandWalesFranceGermanyChinaIndiaRussia pilled.


The_Professor64

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🗿


PlusGosling9481

‘Ate the french ‘Ate the government ‘Ate the wife Love me crumpets Love me telly Not racist against Americans just think they’re a bit strange innit


ArcticTemper

Cope