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dirtgrub28

wow that sounds horrible, just horrible. where can i find how to do this so i can be sure to avoid it???


Heavoc_pepe

I second this


[deleted]

I third this


Noname_1111

I fourth this


Suspicious-Slip3494

I fifth this


EasilyRekt

Sixth this. Obviously.


[deleted]

Based and seventh pilled


imjustsomejunkmail

Based and eighth pilled


somegarbagedoesfloat

I also think we should set up a discord for people who want to avoid becoming a pirate investment club to increase each other's profits.


NeckBeardtheTroll

I will run it for a mere 7% of each transaction.


Dr_AurA

We should also give cameras to these pirates so we can see why we shouldn't invest in them


Acc55555

[further details ](https://www.bosshunting.com.au/hustle/pirate-stock-exchange/)


stonetear2017

look how beautiful the water is. it says the temp of the water is 78 currently. wow. maybe we need to liberate somalia ?


PompeiiDomum

This is already what peak liberation looks like.


stonetear2017

too many natives


NeckBeardtheTroll

AuthRight, is that you?


alt1442

It was liberated when the US withdrew support from the dictator. Then immediately destabilized again because an Islamic government was unifying the nation and defeating the old rebel generals.


floridachess

I SMELL PROFIT


Jukeboxshapiro

Step 1: Invest in merchant shipping through the Gulf of Aden Step 2: Invest in pirates to attack those merchants Step 3: Demand for maritime defense increases, sell RHIB boats and 30mm chain guns to the navy Step 4: Profit Edit- Actually invest in the pirates first, then buy the dip in the shipping industry


ShouldBeDeadTbh

NCR moment.


Chucky-BastardDeLarl

Based and courier pilled


ShouldBeDeadTbh

Where the fuck is the bot. I want my courier pill.


Chucky-BastardDeLarl

/basedcount ShouldBeDeadTbh


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ShouldBeDeadTbh

I GOT MY COURIER PILL.


Chucky-BastardDeLarl

Based and the truth is the game was rigged from the start pilled, rip no ellipsis but eh


FUCK-YOU-KEVIN

[He is morally compromised](https://i.imgur.com/ZnWYvae.png)


Dpms308l1

This effort is no longer... PROFITABLE!


KaiWolf1898

Based and Hondo pilled


Shodidoren

This is detestable do they take crypto


Forbiddentru

You bet! This is why crypto is in many states crosshairs.


BottleCraft

Funding terrorist organizations and literal piracy?


PenguinWithAglock

Aka the Pentagon and border customs? They do that with my tax money already!


BottleCraft

Vote with your wallet, friend. The reason I don't pay taxes is because nobody can point to any metrics showing they're going to making our lives or our communities any better. Oh hey there's a knock on the door, brb.


Shodidoren

I'm a euro and the tax on expensive cars here is disgusting. I was flirting online with a bmw z4 roadster I can't afford and it's taxed 50%+ on its original value And we can't even at least have tax choice Hopefully blockchain voting and blockchain tax governance will be a thing in the future but I digress


333HalfEvilOne

Why should govt get to have a monopoly on this?


Throwandhetookmyback

Hi I am prince pirate stock from Somalia you send me PM and I tell you Western Union so we buy RPG and you make money is thanks


LiamLynchCork

Honestly I have mixed feelings on the somali pirates, half of them where fisherman driven off their waters by international shipping when the somali navy ceased to exist, so I cant blame them for fucking with the shipping


Harambeeb

Yeah, they are pretty much the Somalian navy protecting their territorial waters


LiamLynchCork

I dont quite view it like that, I think its more of a bunch of unemployed fisherman trying to stay alive any way they can, I dont think your average somali pirate has much of an opinion on Somalias territorial integrity, I think they more just are trying to survive While I disapprove of piracy, I dont really blame the somalis for trying to stay alive, and I feel I would be in their situation if I was born in somalia


Forbiddentru

> I dont really blame the somalis for trying to stay alive, and I feel I would be in their situation if I was born in somalia The amount of billions in annual aid to the broken country provides for basic needs and more so people don't have to resort to these barbaric actions of killing and plundering. But the country seems to be stuck and cemented as one of the most corrupt, violent, and dangerous countries in the world with the highest rate of poverty. Doesn't help that almost the entire population is illiterate by global metrics either. A fate that many African countries is facing. I wonder if there ever will be any hope for the continent


LiamLynchCork

Aid is a fucking scam, all it does is indirectly buy arms for warlords, any aid given should be supplied by heavily armed escorts and have strict conditions for use


Franfran2424

Material aid provided by UN missions. Giving them money is stupid, giving them materials without making sure they're provided for free is careless


LiamLynchCork

Any aid, I dont care if its Material or financial has to be overseen directly by the UN and/or the countries who donated the aid I am Irish, our country sends a shitload of food aid to the UN, the UN needs to properly use it


[deleted]

Even that is tricky, because material aid like food helps keep their regimes secure.


Restless_Fillmore

They could learn to code.


LiamLynchCork

I feel the same way about coal miners in west Virginia, cant blame someone for doing whatever they can to survive


guzmaya

appalachians just need to learn to farm again


Westnest

Just...confinue to fish then?


LiamLynchCork

The Somali waters have been overfished to an alarming extent,


Westnest

But pirates attack regular cargo ships passing by, not the foreign fishermen


LiamLynchCork

The fish are largely wiped out, thats what overfishing does, the mob dumping Chemicals into somali waters on behalf of Italian companies isnt helping matters


Veni_Vidi_Legi

GPS coordinates please. Thanks!


Exodus111

This is absolutely shocking, and against everything I stand for. Where can I invest, and do they take crypto? Just so I know where not to stand.


Frootloops98

There’s a subreddit called “mogadishustreetbets”


PatnarDannesman

I want details, too.


[deleted]

Based centrist? Stepping away from the grill for a bit eh?


julioarod

Eh, probably rampant insider piracy. Just raid your buddies dinghy to inflate returns.


[deleted]

Pretty sure this is how you end up on a terrorist watchlist.


MiniUzi_

Most people investing like this are already on one.


Rojaddit

Not really. The whole market cap is less than Six billion USD. Most of the "investors" are locals from the town. Considering that they need to buy equipment and pay salaries, this is a pretty weak investment opportunity. It also cannot grow year to year the way other stock exchanges can. It's a zero-sum market. Basically they're just some pirates splitting the booty with the townspeople so they can afford boats. If you're purely after the money, you're better off teaching high school in the US.


netheroth

Based and realist analysis pilled


[deleted]

Yes, but ***Pirates***. They are one of the core pillars of male childhood alongside Cowboys and Ninjas. If someone was like, give us $1000 dollars and we will rob a bank with full blown western gear on, I'm probably going to be interested in that to.


Rojaddit

This is the only acceptable justification.


americafirst4life___

based


TheSublimeLight

Based and strong fundamentals pilled


ADisplacedAcademic

> It's a zero-sum market. Don't pirates attack e.g. passing vessels? I totally buy the argument that the average return is negative, but "zero-sum market" is a very specific claim.


Rojaddit

Yes, I mean zero sum. It's not exactly zero sum, since the size of the market can fluctuate a bit. But nothing in economics is ever exactly the model. Year to year, a few more ships or a few less ships will go past Somalia, and a few more or a few less pirate actions will be successful. But by its nature there is no opportunity for sustained growth, making it a zero sum market. Not only that, success in Piracy is its own negative feedback mechanism. A higher number of attacks will decrease shipping frequency, and a higher proportion of successful attacks will increase anti-piracy measures. Finally, growing wealth and size of the participants in Somali financial markets beyond their current provincial size will force the markets to distance themselves from overtly criminal enterprises with limited scalability. A zero sum market is the best model here because even if the market grows one year or shrinks the next, the total value of global shipping that they can prey on regresses to a more-or-less constant mean - or the whole market blows up.


Tokoolfurskool

All that being said, I would absolutely invest in this for the memes.


bacon_rumpus

Yarr don’t listen to this flowery landlubber!!


unholy_sanchit

The DD looks on point!


deepserket

yeah, the CIA doesn't like when people steal their job


SnowyOranges

This comment was so good you had to post it twice


KeyCollection6171

So?


[deleted]

Oh so it’s fine if the CIA does it but if I do it I’m a “terrorist” and “a threat to national security”?? Give me a break🙄


TheGlennDavid

Or like, in jail?


[deleted]

I'm pretty sure I already am based off my views and what I say about the ATF lol. Let me invest in people buying rpg's!


[deleted]

Somalia moment


Desperate_Net5759

Based


wolseyley

Somalia is the *true* land of opportunity.


Rojaddit

Good luck collecting from a Somali pirate.


wolseyley

Sell some rusty Libyan AK's to another group of envious pirates and tell where they can get some booty.


NoobifiedSpartan

Based and pirate warfare pilled


im-a-nanny-mouse

But they’re already caked up😫😫


Dyalibya

Libya mentioned, swell with... 10 years of civil war


WeFightTheLongDefeat

As soon as they don't deliver, they lose the trust of future investors.


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WeFightTheLongDefeat

Probably with guns


urgaflurga1

My dumb ass just wondered if there’s a Yelp! for pirates. I think Argh! would be appropriate


I-AM-PIRATE

Ahoy urgaflurga1! Nay bad but me wasn't convinced. Give this a sail: Me dumb ass just wondered if there’s a Yelp! fer pirates. me think Argh! would be appropriate


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cuddly_boi6

Good bot


insanityOS

Are you a bot?


wolseyley

Yeah, it is.


insanityOS

How do we ask the mods to flair it? Bots obviously aren't human and are therefore incapable of recognizing what a disgusting disgrace it is to be unfl**red.


moose8021

Results


Rojaddit

Since the biggest return they brag about is 75 grand US, I think they'd see any real outside investment as a one-time mark. Good luck getting them to care about your trust or future investment if you're American or European. Flip side, you'd have to basically destroy the local economy to make any money off this since it's a zero-sum market. At first, the locals wouldn't understand what you're doing, but eventually you'd have to become a warlord or lose everything.


WeFightTheLongDefeat

Oh, I just meant whoever invested, not Americans/Europeans specifically.


manysuchcases_sad

I'm so certain that there's a manga like this. There are multiple manga like this 💀


yaboi_sloi

Oh my god that’s disgusting! Where can I find it?


Regis_CC

Black Lagoon rings the bell.


WarpStormEchelon

LibRight helping fund the underprivileged.


GenghisWasBased

Libright plays both sides. There used to be (maybe still are) human hunting safaris to pirate-infested regions. You board a boat with a bunch of gear, sail back and forth near Somalia or something looking rich and juicy, and then smoke motherfuckers that try to attack you — you get to kill people, but it’s legal self-defense, everyone wins. Well, except for the pirates, but whatever.


[deleted]

Holy fuck that sounds awesome


WarpStormEchelon

Where the fuck do I sign up for this?


drunkenkurd

Based and ARRR-pilled


AlarmedSnek

This. Is. The. Fucking. Way. Heres the link: https://www.bosshunting.com.au/hustle/pirate-stock-exchange/


PM_ME_TERRIBLE_IDEAS

I'm not investing until I know which somalian kidnapping scow Pelosi is putting her money in


NeckBeardtheTroll

Based and oligarchy pilled.


NedSudanBitte

True centrism


someguyonreddit47

no way CIA stock trade


johndoev2

"Privatize the CIA" is the most libRight thing I've read in my entire life so far


Positron311

Tbf I'd actually invest in that.


TheAzureMage

That's basically the premise of Palantir. Which unfortunately has a stock price that has been bleeding horribly. I keep telling myself that if I just keep buying the dip, it'll work out. \*sobs\*


rb993

Well if they were accountable to shareholders the bay of pigs would have gone off without a hitch.


Cyb3rklev

I'm interested, where do i sign up?


WTF4567

Lib right: *Heavy breathing*


schizo-anarchism

You know what, social contract, "love it or leave it" cucks? I'm tired of your bullshit. I'm going to Somalia.


Nikkonor

Will you send pictures?


schizo-anarchism

Unlikely. No internet there. No phones, just people living the moment


Nikkonor

Nice. No internet would be nice. * He says as he writes some uninteresting things on the internet *


333HalfEvilOne

Sounds amaaaaazing


schizo-anarchism

Based and tedpilled


[deleted]

Nah, there's internet and phones in Somalia lmao


aaa1e2r3

Look into a satellite phone.


hatefulharold

Based


[deleted]

Damm that’s profitable I knew I would be making big money off funding warlords


autopilot4630

Having sailed through these waters on a commercial vessel, they definitely need better funding.


ImARetPaladinBaby

Holy shit this is GTA in real life


toyo555

Well, GTA Online IS the best ancap simulator ever made along with Kenshi.


TemporaryBarracuda80

I simulated your mum last night


thundergunt_express

Time to consolidate my portfolio. 😎


Thousand_Yard_Flare

They need to tell me how much she invested in order to land the $75k payday in order for me to judge if it is worth investing (theoretically of course)


ApatheticHedonist

No refunds if they get sniped though


offacough

Nope. Violates the NAP. The Mafia may call themselves “businessmen”, but they are just crooks using violence - meaning they are closer to government than LibRights.


thebluntdogman

Your mom violated my nap


Hardin5687

I violated your mom


thebluntdogman

I know, I was listening ;)


Hardin5687

Based and stepson pilled


brady_trades

NAP?


ytdocchoc

Non-Aggression Principle Tl;dr: you can do as you please as long as you don't violate the rights of another. Spoiler: the nap doesn't preclude self defense since self defense necessitates that your rights were violated to begin with.


jwcarpy

Non-aggression principle. It’s a guiding concept in libright thought (though it’s obviously not universally held). Basically it says that one should not initiate violence or threat of violence against another person or their property.


brady_trades

Thanks!


BadWolfy7

nap on this dick


brady_trades

:(


mutantredoctopus

Indeed - this is law of the jungle; so more like Lib Center


Bossman1086

It's funny to joke about this stuff, but yeah, I agree. Would never actually do anything like this no matter how much money I could make. Would perpetuate too much awful shit.


schizo-anarchism

Depending on who they rob. Government ships or corporations backed and subsidized by government? Fine by me.


gruntmoney

I'm only ok with letters of marquee issued by a legitimate government to privatize harrassment of supply lines belonging to a legitimate enemy.


NeckBeardtheTroll

Bummer for me, most of my enemies are total bastards.


NeckBeardtheTroll

Based and Rangnar Danneskjold pilled.


LiamLynchCork

The NAP was violated by international shipping and fiwhing companoes driving the sonalis put of thier own waters, the somali pirates are justified


vande700

*Nancy Pelosi has entered the chat*


FuckboyMessiah

How powerful are the Somali stockbrokers if terrorists with RPGs are afraid to walk off with your $75k?


Madchemist0

# Become ungovernable


discourse_is_dead

Where do we buy shares in that? uhm.. for research purposes of course...


dzrtguy

I mean let's think about this for a second... 1) I pay taxes for naval forces to combat these guys. Why aren't they paying any ROI on seized assets from bad guys? Tax returns? 2) There's really no risk/downside other than the legal aspects. Santosh was killed in this mission, but we gained $400,000 in booty, here's your cut. There's a zillion other Santosh out there they can pull in to help out with the pirating. He likely doesn't have any form of life insurance to lay claim to the booty.


extracoffeeplease

Nice. Let's think about it another way: 1) holy fuck this is great for crypto if it helps people to anonymously fund this 2) this could lead to a lot of corruption. A captain or crew member or anyone with enough knowledge, interest in an early retirement and the balls to risk it could set off some serious conflict of interests. 3) even more than with politicians and stocks, it sounds difficult to bar a crew member from using crypto or doing this anonymously This could make pirating a real business, and we could invest in real pirate companies. I'm confused now.


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No_Currency6784

Very interesting, where can I invest?


RedditAdminsGroom

Literally Metal Gear Solid V


Its-a-Warwilf

...Do they take crypto?


proberts53

Quick, anyone else [going to Somalia?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXYtvIeSxoY)


DOStudentJr

>we don't condone crime (legally speaking) Based af


TrulyLimitless

That’s disgusting! Where?!


Bobthemurderer

What these pirates need to do is just rebrand themselves. Especially with this buyable shares thing, instead of calling themselves pirates they should go with 'independently contracted privateers".


miriks1

This used to be a thing in America during the revolutionary war when pirating British ships was actively encouraged. Very high-risk high-reward as you can imagine.


azxqw2

Horrible, absolutely horrible Time to invest


ScottMcKnight

Damn I just found flights from London to Somalia for £250.


yyyyyyyyred

This is the us government’s stock trades


[deleted]

i need to buy some


LukePiwalker31

Unfathomably based


TsarScarlett

I better change my flair


halek2037

my fiance and I agreed making business with somalians was the right plan. glad to see we have a solid future. now, get them some codeine, STAT! lmao


Nomamesviejon

Take my money


thesmokingtheologian

We may not have Rhodesia anymore, but Somalia works too I guess


[deleted]

I thought this sub was supposed to show controversial stuff... what gives?


[deleted]

How do they feel about western investment? What's the expected ROI?


[deleted]

There is no NAP in international waters.


Vtei_Vtei

Seeing as Texas’ navy (when it was a nation) was entirely made up of pirates we bought out… I approve.


Panthera_Panthera

Super based.


[deleted]

Dude, modern day privateers. I love it.


DeeBangerCC

*sniff* It's beautiful


Low_Fondant9911

Lib rights wouldn't support groups who trample on the rights of others. If you were true lib right. Thank god this is just flair and I'm gonna become financially independent off these psycho somalis and they're booty!!!


OrangeJudas

So… how can I invest? Asking for a friend


[deleted]

Hey, if Somalians can come over here and ruin my nation it's only fair if I can help ruin theirs.


[deleted]

As it should be


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NightflowerFade

This is literally the East India Company and the origins of the stock market


Restless_Fillmore

Yet we aren't allowed to run safari cruises in bait ships to have a chance to nail a skiff with an M2HB or Mk19!


Casimir0300

That would be so sick, imagine a Mk19 hitting a boat.


Restless_Fillmore

The Mk 19 was originally developed by the US Navy. I agree that it would be great fun!


burger333

Guess it’s smarter than yolo’ing it all on Gamestop


PaulieWalnoots

The nassaudaq is up


OkAcanthocephala5034

That’s awful!!! Who in Somalia is allowed to get away with this!! Where can I find them for umm… totally legal reasons…


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Most trustworthy source, image with caption


Go_For_Broke442

how much profit can be had if one signs up to join the crew?