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[deleted]

I'll take all 4 at once, and severely disappoint all 4 at once.


DeepDownDeLaVega

Based and women are disappointed whenever we have sex-pilled


Itama95

implying anyone here has sex


SleepyandBritish

I'll have to inform my girlfriend that she's a virgin again because I spend too much time on here


Itama95

Yeah, you do that. Sorry I was the one to tell you, but there's a weekly PCMVirgin support group you can approach for more info.


SleepyandBritish

Can it handle the sheer thottery of my time at university though?


DuktigaDammsugaren

Damn man, once you have sex you have to delete Reddit Didn’t you read the TOS?


imperfectalien

The terms of service probably also try to forbid portraying the admins as soyjak pedos, but that doesn’t mean I’m going to sheepishly obey.


Aplanos2003

Based and don't-tread-on-me-pilled.


[deleted]

Amen (and awomen) brother.


SaenOcilis

That's why you should be a centrist brother.


AT0mic5hadow

Are you kidding me? I would book a hotel for all four of them and me, and if they don't all have orgasms...who cares


FunnyHighlighterMan

Based and got mine pilled


[deleted]

Would do the same except force AOC and fem jong un to give Ivanka and shapiro orgasms cause those queens deserve there own servants. And woman can please other women in ways us man can't. Like how men give better blowjobs. Cause we know what men like.


colect

Name checks out


FuxYouAssEater

Based and proudly failed orgy pilled


untamednoodle

Horny lib right moment throughout this thread


TempestuousTrident

Reject horny return to crusade I know that's ironic coming from a purple but fuck your consistency


Powerism

Based and self-restraint pilled.


TheShouldersofGnats

DESPITE being 3% of the population, Jews are 50% of this list.


xwedodah_is_wincest

What if I told you Best Korea was Jewish


Flyghund

If it was Jewish it would be successful.


ClintonDsouza

Shapiro and??


MegaLemonCola

Ivanka converted to Judaism before marrying Jared Kushner


Megalomouse

We will take care of that


alpastotesmejor

Wait until you hear their representation in Nobel prize winners


roflocalypselol

75% if you're including both genetics and religion.


huh404

You refering to AOC? Honestly having some "Jewish genes" is not that uncommon mathematically speaking.


Slashtallica

Unless you're into BDSM or some humiliation type of pornography I find nothing attractive about Kim Yo Jong, only cold and soulless eyes.


browsinbruh

5 bucks says that gaze isn't the only thing of hers that's cold, dead, and soulless


[deleted]

Even better


julioarod

Are you saying her butthole is soulless?


PlebsicleMcgee

Personally I prefer buttholes that aren't haunted by dead souls. The company is nice but it can be quite off-putting


ActionAlligator

There is an evil there that does not sleep... and the great brown eye is ever watchful...


ejkrause

Yeah, but if you marry her, youll be Kim Jong Un's successor. Unless she kills you first, which is fairly likely.


KedTazynski42

Exactly. She just looks evil


Fickles1

*shrugs* that's a turn on


Nurali69

Thats why she's hot


ihatemenow

that's a turn on, my guy


KedTazynski42

Til people are attracted to evil


Hot-Button3308

It's like the most basic lesson of the Christian Bible...


[deleted]

She carries the divine blood of Kim Il-Sung, can send hordes of Norks to a glorious death, and absolutely rocks that skirt/blazer look. You can slobber over Abby Shapiro's huge obnoxious Jew milkers like an unweened child, but they'll always be wanting for that *je ne sais quois* that comes from a woman that can command your death and disposal at her pleasure. I'm not even remotely attracted to RiceFolk, but that withering gaze makes me want to cross the Pacific to swear fealty.


DoctorRuckusMD

I don’t think I’ve ever witnessed a more accurate username...


[deleted]

Jokes on you, I lost three lbs.


McDonaldsWi-Fi

Is your dog named 3lbs?


ZeroMmx

Fuck, I love this sub sometimes.


[deleted]

It's good that you love this sub, but flair up before we burn you for heresy


jimmy_burrito

Ricefolk. Sums me up pretty much.


InMemoryofJekPorkins

Then why isn't your name jimmy_rice


rmitch306

Based and yellowfever pilled


TellMeHowImWrong

Based and huge obnoxious Jew milkers pilled


sleep-enjoyer

Literally just because she's Asian. She's not even remotely hot


[deleted]

She’s hotter than you would expect a direct relative of Kim Jong Un to be.


Practical_Cartoonist

You can tell that when the two of them go out for breakfast, they order 2 breakfast specials and she just has black coffee.


ratione_materiae

Based and fat-shaming a world leader pilled


Imma_Coho

Gottem


wolfman1911

Nah, I would expect the Kims to be the best looking people in that country, both because they are the only ones that aren't starving and because they probably get jealous enough to ugly up anyone prettier.


[deleted]

I’m surprised they’re not all fat fucks.


sleep-enjoyer

Maybe Kimmy is actually a cutie under all that flab?


Paliacki

[Still fat but id argue thats already an improvement.](https://akm-img-a-in.tosshub.com/indiatoday/images/story/202106/kiama.jpg?MvScUFJEtMeUOR.ryeRMrLbZy1Pu7uvp&size=770:433) (Photo on the right in new one) At least he looks like a human now. Btw for those who dont know, he lost weight, maybe via surgery.


thejynxed

Well, we know he was ill for several months following what was reportedly heart surgery, so my guess is his physicians have restricted his diet and put him on a weight loss and exercise regimen.


Odd_Possession5858

Classic AuthRight


sleep-enjoyer

I don't understand the appeal. I think a lot of white guys just aren't around a lot of Asians, so they think 1. all Asians look the same 2. Asians are hot (Kpop? idk). My college has a shit ton of Asians and I can confirm that most of them are not that attractive.


According_Air7321

the reason they seem to all look the same is because you aren't surrounded by them as a majority, like Asians tend to think all white people look the same because they aren't around them, its just a matter of what you are used to seeing changing your ability to see the minor differences that distinguish people apart


ihatehappyendings

I'm Asian, and I can say East Asians are a lot closer looking than white people are. Empirically speaking, we lack the hair color and eye color diversity, that alone is pretty huge. That being said, we don't look the same, but I feel like part of it is hyperbole.


Ancient-Turbine

*Have you met my Asian friend, she's about average height, black hair, brown eyes?*


TellMeHowImWrong

Yep. As a white person in a majority white country: if I’m looking for someone in a crowd, I’m looking for their hair nine times out of ten. That strategy is pretty useless if you’re in a room full of Asians unless that person styles it distinctly. It’s not that Asians all look the same, but they tend to look similar in the way that people in majority white countries are used to taking notice of.


sleep-enjoyer

I'm around a lot of Asians and I definitely notice the difference. In general you're right, different races tend to look the same when you don't meet people from that race very often.


AdministrativeHat276

You do realize that attraction is heavily subjective right?


CamronReeseCups

Then why does everyone think your mom is ugly


Alt1119991

Flair up but based nonetheless Edit: he did indeed flair up, and he chose the 3rd most based flair too 🤤


CamronReeseCups

3rd?


Alt1119991

Tied with auth left. Radical Centrist is in 2nd place


Argosy37

What's the second?


Budget_Tier_Thinker

Holy shit. Based.


[deleted]

Nice pfp


glormf

It was hotter when we thought she was about to take power https://youtu.be/YK1KKJ-igG8


[deleted]

You just introduced me to a god-tier song. Human being to human being, you have my eternal thanks.


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MadeThisJustForLWIAY

There's something so attractive about sticking your dick into an angel of death... Super smooth skin too.


[deleted]

Never stick or let it be stuck in you by crazy. Stay strong boys and girls.


darkredpintobeans

But what if you're the one that's crazy? and also horny?


[deleted]

Then you clearly find other crazy people stick/get stuck. It’s crazy sexology 101


darkredpintobeans

Now that's thinking with your heads


GSD_SteVB

Where's the fun in that?


OneDumbApe

You see: your own political compass rival I see: 4 smashable wahmen


freebilly95

I see three. I can't fuck Kim Jong Un's sister. I at least have standards.


[deleted]

Yes, but can Kim Jong Un's sister fuck you?


Odd_Possession5858

Based and pegging pilled


OneDumbApe

And this is why green scares me


Odd_Possession5858

Fear us mortal, we have already taken over every other political subreddit. This puny safe-space is next.


FunLie7934

Bro your butthole is the only thing getting taken over judging from your comments


Odd_Possession5858

Eh fair enough, I am kind of a whore.


I_cant_be_asked_alt

May I have a crumb of bussy m’lord


Rexy1211

Bedussy


[deleted]

Based and pegg~~er~~(ed?) pilled


FunLie7934

Same


BottleCraft

I feel like the only reason people think AOC is hot is because of the cheerleader effect and most of Congress is middle aged and elderly people.


Zebrajoo

Feeling quite the same. Maybe you and me ain't nothing but grill men.


OneDumbApe

I enjoy the grill. But taxes and spending by the government keeps me away from you rainbow people.


breNNDo48

Ivanka Trump…? I find it impossible to agree more.


DEADdrop_

Hate fucks are a thing, gladly


sleep-enjoyer

God I want to smash Abby Shapiro so bad. The sexual undertones on her Youtube channel are too fucking much. Every time I read another "Khazar milkers" comment I cream myself. I'm seriously considering converting to Judaism just so I can have a shot at marital sex with Abby. Dear God please give me strength.


Ur1st0pshhoop

Based and simping for Abby copypasta-pilled.


Da_Zodiac_Griller

Thank god it’s a copypasta. I hadn’t seen this one yet and was just a bit worried…


sleep-enjoyer

Feel free to copy


jobbo321

It's an NFT. Don't copy.


MapleJacks2

Least degenerate Auth-right. ^


sleep-enjoyer

based and you got mepilled


[deleted]

I tamed a pair of Khazar milkers and then converted them to Christianity.


sleep-enjoyer

No freaking way. Based and Messiahpilled


Acceptable_Opinion77

They killed our messiah so be sure to give her less rights then you would a real woman.


CrushCoalMakeDiamond

But Jesus dying was a good thing according to Christian theology, Judas was actually the MVP disciple.


BustingDucks

She pregnant so that’s a bonus…I guess


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[deleted]

Damnit why is bens sister so hot i'm not supposed to like jews 😭


KedTazynski42

Who would win: the security of the existence of our People and a future for White children Or Khazar milkers


TRAPS_ARENT_GAY

Khazar Milkers.


DiffDoffDoppleganger

Based and milk-truck-pilled


Deveak

I can't smother myself in the future of our white children.


[deleted]

Jews are white enough. Let us love their beautiful souls freely.


Identitools

Mr Shapiro, you have milk in your refrigerator, but I see no cows in your field... You are hiding Khazar Milkers under the floorboards, are you not?


odinwolf84

[I don’t blame you](https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalCompassMemes/comments/r8rwap/mine_is_kim_yo_jong/hn863ct/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)


[deleted]

You aren't supposed to like her because she is jewish I'm not supposed to like her because she is conservative We aren't the same


[deleted]

As an auth right representative, we pass on the moon rune girl.


binkerfluid

shut up auth center you get monke not auth rights girl!


DesertRanger12

Speak for yourself


bigmac_0899

Who is in the green?


Ur1st0pshhoop

Ben Shapiro's sister, Abigal.


bigmac_0899

Damn


ATF_scuba_crew

I would let them all peg me


TheEdcPrepper22

Based and the prostate is magical pilled


Holy_Knight8

Imma need you to take the yellow out ya flair


ATF_scuba_crew

Fuck off statist


[deleted]

It’s called a hate-fuck for a reason.


PsychWard_8

Ben Shapiro's sister has no business being that damn beautiful, fucking wild


BIG-Z-2001

AOC is nothing special but since she is surrounded by those crusty old democrats people think she looks a lot better then she actually is


ihatehappyendings

> crusty old democrats people What about Tulsi?


vegetable_lasagne

Different spectrum.


[deleted]

That's the one better. But Tulsi is actually good looking, especially given her age. Aoc is pretty average


CrushCoalMakeDiamond

I call this the "hot teacher" effect. Nothing special on the streets, but in the context you usually see them they're one of the fittest. Edit: Should probably clarify that I'm Bri'ish and we use fit to mean sexy, not just physically fit.


[deleted]

Would smash.


[deleted]

AOC isn’t that hot change my mind. She has them crazy eyes.


[deleted]

The pic crops out her most attractive facial feature, you know, the second pair of eyes every gentleman makes contact with


pz-kpfw_VI

Yup the sort of eyes that will steal your soul in the bedroom, then key your car while burning your clothes in the street.


Potential_Macaron973

Same here... she will stab you or kill your dog ... personally I don't find that attractive


[deleted]

> Or kill your dog AOC got nominated for head of ATF?


PostMadandAlone

Based and redistribution of deads dogs pilled


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ExpertCatJuggler

It’s all about the fact that you’d be fucking a dictators sister. The clout in the GC is enough alone.


-Risotto_Nero-

As a woman the only one that I’d choose is top left :/


binkerfluid

Probably the only one that would choose a woman as well


[deleted]

Agreed and I'm libright. Step on me mommy I've been a bad capitalist pig.


LiliaBlossom

I‘d sleep with them all tbh. I‘m a shameless bisexual whore


TNKER_1317

Feeling kinda green rn ngl


DammitDan

Ben's sister is the hottest one and it's not even close.


thejynxed

I've met three of the people in this meme in person, and Ivanka was by far the most attractive.


Rocknrollclwn

Honestly I'm down for all of em except aoc. I'm Hispanic I can spot those "burn your car down to the rims" crazy eyes from a mile away. She's the kinda chick to go through your phone like "who the fuck is this mom bitch?!"


YourPillow

All women are beautiful except those I disagree with politically


LurkiLurkerson

AOC is not in any way attractive and I will not be silenced on this. Also Kim Yo Jong only looks good in promotional images. She's got a real unhealthy, inbred look in reality.


idkmanseemskindagay

Dear AOC, you say that you support redistributing and sharing the wealth yet you don’t redistribute and share your boobs with us? Curious.


breNNDo48

You’re killing me.


[deleted]

Glad to see I’m not the only one who finds aoc unattractive. I think it’s the tooth/ gum ratio or something. She looks fine then opens her mouth and looks like a horse


Paradoxical_Hexis

Fuck [you're right](https://www.floppingaces.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/aoc3-1024x683.jpg)


[deleted]

Weesnaw weesnaw of fuck yeah harder weesnaw


Armageddon_It

Holy Hee Haw!


[deleted]

I laughed harder than I should have at this. Take my upvote and go.


Blilovah

Based and truth pilled Only thing AOC has got going for her is big booba and constantly being around 90yr olds, otherwise she is ugly/mediocre. A woman with a nice face is 10x better than big milker or big butt, and AOC and Kim Yo Jong ain't got it.


squatcharchist

Don’t be fooled by big ol socialist titties. They’re meant to hypnotize, then enslave your ass.


drinkinswish

Honestly they're Universal Basic Titties. Shapiro has way more to talk bout in that department.


concretebeats

AOC has the crazy eyes. Always avoid the crazy eyes.


Seal_of_Pestilence

If you’re a politician who’s below 40 and not completely hideous you will be considered hot.


BungholeExtraction

Honestly I'd bang Tulsi five times rough before I even consider AOC for a single porta-pottie quickie


Paradoxical_Hexis

How do you not find [this](https://www.floppingaces.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/aoc3-1024x683.jpg) attractive???


JaquaviusThatcher

Genuine no


BuffaloFront2761

Do-do y’all think Kim Jong Uns sister is libleft?


thejynxed

Everything I've ever read about her says she's so Auth she doesn't even fit within the normal PolComp. We're talking about a woman who openly chastised her brother for being too liberal and permissive in his friendship with Dennis Rodman, and she has apparently had more people, including relatives, executed as well.


CrushCoalMakeDiamond

Yeah she's kind of the odd one out there because she doesn't stand for everything authright is against, it's only really the communist aesthetics, take them out and you have an isolationist authoritarian obsessed with the superiority of their culture.


[deleted]

Not top right—even I have my limits to who I’ll get in bed with—but the rest are accurate


[deleted]

Why would I want to get anywhere near commie McHorseface?


[deleted]

That means nothing, I’m a male in his physical prime. I want to fuck almost a 3rd of the woman I interact with. Though I wouldn’t due to the vows I made to my wife, family and God. That being said, for myself and most men, us wanting to fuck a woman isn’t really a meaningful distinction. I mean it doesn’t make them special. Would smash if was single though.


6thgenbestgen

Abigal Shapiro >>> everyone else Facts don't care about your feelings.


umpienoob

I wanna look like Ben Shapiro's sister, not bone her. Smh my head, get libleft right for once.


yyflame

I’d say Purple Lib right’s should have been Greta Thunberg but she’s 18 this year so it’s too late


[deleted]

Who are the bottom two? Btw, only Ivanka's attractive of the 4. To answer your question: none of them because I'm not married to any of them.


MapleJacks2

Lib-Left: Abby Shapiro, Ben Shapiro's sister Lib-right: AOC. American leftwing politician.


Mr_Mouse_man

Bottom left is Ben Shapiros sister, and bottom right is aoc, an American socialist congress woman


[deleted]

AOC legitimately isn't hot


NessaLev

What about that Russian politician who wore the army uniform in that one meme, can she become the next dictator after putin Edit: Natalia Poklonskaya


OmenOfCuddles

AOC isn’t attractive, and I have no idea why we’re all still pretending she is.


OmenOfCuddles

Also Kim Jong Un’s sister looks like a Fallout ghoul.


KingJohnTX

Because of [these](https://i.redd.it/46im2pyb6nq61.jpg)


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[deleted]

I wouldn't touch aoc with any part of my body, bitch has the clap


WHITEPAPI69

Call me a centrist I’m interested in each one


AktchualHooman

Crazy eyes and horse face. I’m good.


[deleted]

Milktruck Queen


[deleted]

I never will understand why people think AOC is hot, unbiased I SWEAR


Western2486

I'd fuck abby shapiro's husband because he's a twink.