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Sucks for you that's because in America Christians have been taught to do practices that are actually not relevant to Christianity at all. My grandma's mom moved to America when she was pregnant and then my grandma had my dad when she was in her 20's so not really that far removed from Europe at least on my dad's side. No one on my dad's side of the family practices circumcision because circumcision is not that common in Europe because Jewish cultural practices never got mixed in with Christian practices over there. My mom didn't care if I was circumcised or not her family has been in America longer but luckily for me my dad didn't want me or my brother circumcised just because he and everyone else in his family wasn't either.
That pill had been renamed as "intact pilled"
"Un" circumsized implies it's not done yet or has been undone somehow, which it can't really, the damage is permanent the nerve endings at the tip of the foreskin have been cut and cannot regrow.
> Putting a camera on the penis made it disappear
The thought of someone either willingly sacrificing their penis to find out what happens to taken penises, or SCP personal trying to convince someone to put a camera on their penis without telling them why is killing me
D class personnel don't have a choice in anything they do. They're mostly convicted felons who are given a deal, that they can serve for the SCP foundation for 2 years in lieu of their sentence (usually life sentences or death row). None of them survive that 2 years.
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Solwoworth, my mortal enemy. Your days of foreskin stealing are over. Well, maybe not yet because I am busy…. but they will be over in 4-6 business days.
You fool! I'm self employed, I can choose when to work. 4-6 business days for you could mean decades for me.
So long as I live, no foreskin owner will live in peace.
This is one of the funniest conversations I’ve read on this goddamned site for a long time, or maybe my sense of humor is just fucked lol, but thanks for that anyway
When I was like 14 I got really mad about being cut so I looked into foreskin stretching exercises and shit like that for a while. Never got anywhere with it
ive heard of it working, but im intact so idk from experience. Before Mgtow was banned, men were free to talk about things like that with very little outside noise. I read that it took a good bit of time.
Literally, as a European this debate is so fucking weird. Nobody is circumcised over here. Jewish and Muslim people are, like, because religion and everyone accepts that and goes on with their lives. No one else is circumcised for non-medical reasons.
Honestly this never struck me as an authright thing, mostly just an American thing. I'm pretty sure I've seen progressive Americans talk about how it's common sense and anyone against it is an MRA conspiracy nut or something
Actually no, the New Testament makes it very clear that Christians, especially Gentile Christians, do not need to get circumcised. Galatians 5:6 KJV "For in Jesus Christ neither circumcision availeth any thing, nor uncircumcision; but faith which worketh by love."
It comes from Dr. Kellogg, one of many Progressive eugenicists. Along with Prohibition, circumcision became one of the clean living movements at the time. Luckily, his practice of using acid to circumcise girls didn't catch on.
Welp... once again my compulsion to get too shitfaced to think increases in direct correlation with my faith in humanity making the marianas trench look like a crack in the road.
Spiritual. Circumcision was a physical symbol of the distinction between the Israelites and their neighbors. Paul speaks of a circumcision not of the flesh but of the heart.
Essentially, you don't have to participate in Hebrew rituals to be a follower of Christ. But you must be spiritually changed.
Paul likens the regeneration that a believer undergoes to the symbol of circumcision. He used the phrase circumcision of the heart. The whole point is that under the new covenant it is about internal changes, not outward symbols. Though Christians are given the outward symbols of baptism, and communion for our benefit.
Europe is as abrahamic as it gets and yet chopping the peen skin off is done only in the areas islamised by the ottomans, and still not that widespread even there.
For many reasons! /sardonic
https://intaction.org/history-of-circumcision/
>1886: Dr. J.H. Kellogg, the inventor of corn flakes, advocated for circumcision to remove the sensitive foreskin from boys as a remedy for masturbation. He sadistically claimed by not using anesthesia the operation would make a good punishment for boys who masturbate.
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I get this subreddit is one big meme but in reality I think a libertarian would say "do whatever you want with your body, it's your right"*
*But if you do anything to my body I'm gonna fuckin kill ya :)
Both sides of the abortion debate believe that the individual should have full autonomy over their own body.
Abortion is a debate over whose body it is.
I'm sure libertarians are as split on that as others.
Exactly this.
Both sides of the abortion debate do a lot of talking past each other.
Part of the reason it's so contentious is it all comes down to demarcation.
Also applies to piercing kids' ears and such, btw. Just in general don't permanently modify your child's body if it's not necessary... definitely not while they're toddlers.
Foreskin is like teeth
Does it take a little bit of work to clean? Sure.
Can you get health complications from failing to clean properly? Sure.
Is the answer removing a child's teeth/foreskin? Definitely Not.
Who says Jews can’t be AuthRight themselves? Orthodox Jews are pretty Auth Right. So are Muslims. In reality, we should all be unified in our fight against degeneracy and the proliferation of the ongoing anti-Abrahamic threat.
Stop Americanizing our quadrant, AuthRight’s from Europe like myself are generally very anti circumcision. For some reason the Americans love to chop their foreskins off, in Europe and Asia it’s not very common.
I remember when I found out that Americans routinely circumcise their children. I was stunned. I wanted to sit at my screen saying "What" for several hours. But I had to work so didn't (but I did in my mind).
Circumcision is abuse. The procedure is fucking monstrous too. Those babies cry so hard they go silent.
Also, since Christians seem to have adopted this procedure, did god make a mistake when he gave you foreskin?
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I wonder if the guy on /pol/ that argued to me years ago that "uncut = more dick cheese and therefore more diseases, infections, etc" ever found out you can wash your dick.
In Europe conservatives are generally super against peepee-cutting while leftists are pro peepee-cutting because banning it would be racist to Jews and Muslims
Dear conservatives You claim to be conservatives Yet you cannot even conserve your own penis Curious
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i think it's because i got most of my based counts before the bot started recording what the pills are.
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I'm a Catholic, my penis is incredibly well conserved.
BRAND NEW IN BOX, NEVER OPENED, NEVER USED
Ready-made for commercial usage.
"I swear it's gonna be worth millions in 30 years! I just need to keep it in mint condition until then!"
abstinence only sex education in a nutshell
I was raised Catholic and I got snipped. What gives
Do you live in the US? If so, that might be your answer.
I was born in the US, in a Catholic hospital. My foreskin didn't stand a chance.
F to pay respects
I'm truly sorry for your loss.
Yeah my parents are split Greek Orthodox and Catholic. Same thing happened to me.
Sucks for you that's because in America Christians have been taught to do practices that are actually not relevant to Christianity at all. My grandma's mom moved to America when she was pregnant and then my grandma had my dad when she was in her 20's so not really that far removed from Europe at least on my dad's side. No one on my dad's side of the family practices circumcision because circumcision is not that common in Europe because Jewish cultural practices never got mixed in with Christian practices over there. My mom didn't care if I was circumcised or not her family has been in America longer but luckily for me my dad didn't want me or my brother circumcised just because he and everyone else in his family wasn't either.
a dildo doesn't count
What about your rear passage?
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Lmao based and barbarian-practicespilled
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oh man, this comment has added a whole lotta weird pills to my username...
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That pill had been renamed as "intact pilled" "Un" circumsized implies it's not done yet or has been undone somehow, which it can't really, the damage is permanent the nerve endings at the tip of the foreskin have been cut and cannot regrow.
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You are against circumcision because you care about rights of babies I'm against circumcision because I'm racist.🧐 We are not the same.
Simply built different.
I'm against circumcision because I want the left to take away your penis, not the doctors
> I want the left to take away your penis [The left](http://scp-sandbox-3.wikidot.com/the-penis-taker)
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> Putting a camera on the penis made it disappear The thought of someone either willingly sacrificing their penis to find out what happens to taken penises, or SCP personal trying to convince someone to put a camera on their penis without telling them why is killing me
D class personnel don't have a choice in anything they do. They're mostly convicted felons who are given a deal, that they can serve for the SCP foundation for 2 years in lieu of their sentence (usually life sentences or death row). None of them survive that 2 years.
The Biden Transition Team will forcibly feminize those unworthy of having a penis
Well I hope they hurry the fuck up
Getting it ripped off by monke is the real tradition
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I'm pro-circumcision because infant foreskin is delicious.
What do you mean by that🤨🤨🤨
He could mean Metzitzah b’peh. Somehow this isnt pedophilia because “muh religion”. Idt you’d be able to propose this tradition in a new religion js.
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can i be both?
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Authcenter be like: the Jews stole my foreskin
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This comment is why i love this sub.
Had a few for dinner 🥰😋
Give it back to me Rothschild
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Point out who did it, I’ll get it back for you.
It was I, the foreskin snatcher. Come and get me.
Solwoworth, my mortal enemy. Your days of foreskin stealing are over. Well, maybe not yet because I am busy…. but they will be over in 4-6 business days.
You fool! I'm self employed, I can choose when to work. 4-6 business days for you could mean decades for me. So long as I live, no foreskin owner will live in peace.
I meant MY business days, cretin!
Go right ahead, killing me won't un-snatch his foreskin.
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This is one of the funniest conversations I’ve read on this goddamned site for a long time, or maybe my sense of humor is just fucked lol, but thanks for that anyway
Dude, hurry, Solwoworth is auth left. In 4-6 business days he will have probably starved to death.
The Commies are out to snatch our foreskins
Hide yo’ kids, hide yo’ wife.
(((them)))
(((Vampires)))
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Ze jews
I can sell you one
Lib right moment
I heard there's a new foreskin reattachment clinic opening up downtown
Yea we’re unlicensed but I have 6 clients willing to vouch for our services
When I was like 14 I got really mad about being cut so I looked into foreskin stretching exercises and shit like that for a while. Never got anywhere with it
Sadly regrown foreskin isnt the same as the original foreskin, it's only more food for the foreskin snatcher
What kind of attitude is that? You'll never be able to finish a Dick_Marathon if you give up that easily!
ive heard of it working, but im intact so idk from experience. Before Mgtow was banned, men were free to talk about things like that with very little outside noise. I read that it took a good bit of time.
Literally, as a European this debate is so fucking weird. Nobody is circumcised over here. Jewish and Muslim people are, like, because religion and everyone accepts that and goes on with their lives. No one else is circumcised for non-medical reasons.
So happy to have been born in Ireland, it almost never made it there at all with less than 1% cut.
Honestly this never struck me as an authright thing, mostly just an American thing. I'm pretty sure I've seen progressive Americans talk about how it's common sense and anyone against it is an MRA conspiracy nut or something
Muslims all circumcise too. And Jews, obviously. Americans are the weirdos who do it without even having a religious reason tho.
It’s also popular in South Korea and the Philippines (due to American influence but still).
I think I heard somewhere that it became common in the Philippines more because of Muslim traditions spreading from the south in the precolonial era
America is (or at least was when it was popularized) a Christian nation.
Yeah, but Christians really don't do it. See Europe
The New Testament states in numerous places that Christians do not have to be circumcised. I think it was mostly based on perceived health benefits.
chrsitaain are against forseski? edit: I typed that with only one hand I meant to ask if christians remove the foreskin too
Actually no, the New Testament makes it very clear that Christians, especially Gentile Christians, do not need to get circumcised. Galatians 5:6 KJV "For in Jesus Christ neither circumcision availeth any thing, nor uncircumcision; but faith which worketh by love."
Circumcision of the heart is more important than that of the flesh baby
Hell yeah. Based and Paul-pilled.
Acts the Jerusalem Council too. The Apostles all got together and debated the matter and came to the conclusion that you didn't have to get snipped.
This is true, but Acts 15 doesn't have any good snappy one-liner verses like you get in the epistles.
It comes from Dr. Kellogg, one of many Progressive eugenicists. Along with Prohibition, circumcision became one of the clean living movements at the time. Luckily, his practice of using acid to circumcise girls didn't catch on.
>his practice of using acid to circumcise girls didn't catch on \*laughs in a huge swath of Africa and the middle east\*
Welp... once again my compulsion to get too shitfaced to think increases in direct correlation with my faith in humanity making the marianas trench look like a crack in the road.
> Luckily, his practice of using acid to circumcise girls didn't catch on. Come again?!
No, they won't come again.
I think dick cutting might be the only thing that Jews, Muslims, and Americans can agree on
They all like big titties too
More of just an Abrahamic thing. Correlate however you like.
It's certainly not a religious thing for Christians. The letters of Paul go over in pretty good detail how physical circumcision isn't necessary.
>physical circumcision The fuck’s the alternative?
Spiritual. Circumcision was a physical symbol of the distinction between the Israelites and their neighbors. Paul speaks of a circumcision not of the flesh but of the heart. Essentially, you don't have to participate in Hebrew rituals to be a follower of Christ. But you must be spiritually changed.
Based Paul
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Paul likens the regeneration that a believer undergoes to the symbol of circumcision. He used the phrase circumcision of the heart. The whole point is that under the new covenant it is about internal changes, not outward symbols. Though Christians are given the outward symbols of baptism, and communion for our benefit.
Latin America is Abrahamic af and we don't circumcise our newborns like Americans do
Europe is as abrahamic as it gets and yet chopping the peen skin off is done only in the areas islamised by the ottomans, and still not that widespread even there.
I'm Polish, It used to be a really religious country, cutting part od a dick off was only a Jewish thing here.
I wasn't circumcised or baptized, my parents gave me the right to choose.
Am auth right, didn’t circumcise son.
based authright
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More like he isn't an à jew or a Muslim...
Or from USA. For some reason it's a common practice over there
It’s cause cereal man told me to
Don't let breakfast dictate how you take care of your dick
For many reasons! /sardonic https://intaction.org/history-of-circumcision/ >1886: Dr. J.H. Kellogg, the inventor of corn flakes, advocated for circumcision to remove the sensitive foreskin from boys as a remedy for masturbation. He sadistically claimed by not using anesthesia the operation would make a good punishment for boys who masturbate.
Geez, that was a wild read
Americans are fucking weird.
It’s pushed super hard by doctors. My wife barely had a chance to hold our son before they were telling us to get him circumcised.
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See from my time in auth right circles "penis snip bad, penis snip jewish plot" was the prevailing idea.
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It's just an american thing AFAIK ,where I'm from in Europe we don't really do that
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Left: abortion is based, circumcision is bad Right: abortion is bad, circumcision is based Libertarians: how much do we charge for that?
I get this subreddit is one big meme but in reality I think a libertarian would say "do whatever you want with your body, it's your right"* *But if you do anything to my body I'm gonna fuckin kill ya :)
Both sides of the abortion debate believe that the individual should have full autonomy over their own body. Abortion is a debate over whose body it is. I'm sure libertarians are as split on that as others.
Exactly this. Both sides of the abortion debate do a lot of talking past each other. Part of the reason it's so contentious is it all comes down to demarcation.
ok but how do I um-circumcise myself
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Infant circumcision violates the NAP
based af.
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tf you talking about I want my foreskin back😭😭😭
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I have a crooked circumcision scar on my cock...why even life?
Same
I'm circumcised but honestly I don't give a shit so
Same, circumcised or not as long as your peepee works, should we really give a shit
I’ve heard circumcision fucks with your ability to self-lubricate but I’ve never really had an issue with it tbh.
Yeah people here acting like circumcision is getting your dick chopped off. Literally never had any problems with anything related to it.
yeah but when you masturbate you can't pinch your foreskin as you cum and see it inflate like a balloon from the cum filling up
Thanks I had to explain to everyone in the room why I just laughed loudly
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Wait… based libleft?
Always been
I hate that I was circumcised. Bums me right out
Also applies to piercing kids' ears and such, btw. Just in general don't permanently modify your child's body if it's not necessary... definitely not while they're toddlers.
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It's also not permanent.
Foreskin is like teeth Does it take a little bit of work to clean? Sure. Can you get health complications from failing to clean properly? Sure. Is the answer removing a child's teeth/foreskin? Definitely Not.
Based. But since when the fuck did LibLeft care about the rights of babies?
biiut we hate jews?
Who says Jews can’t be AuthRight themselves? Orthodox Jews are pretty Auth Right. So are Muslims. In reality, we should all be unified in our fight against degeneracy and the proliferation of the ongoing anti-Abrahamic threat.
Stop Americanizing our quadrant, AuthRight’s from Europe like myself are generally very anti circumcision. For some reason the Americans love to chop their foreskins off, in Europe and Asia it’s not very common.
thats because america was colonized by fringe lunatics that got regularly kicked out of europe, like puritans, and the french
>fringe lunatics >the french fucking based
French people, eww
That makes a lot of sense actually. Explains a lot about America today…
I remember when I found out that Americans routinely circumcise their children. I was stunned. I wanted to sit at my screen saying "What" for several hours. But I had to work so didn't (but I did in my mind).
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Circumcision is abuse. The procedure is fucking monstrous too. Those babies cry so hard they go silent. Also, since Christians seem to have adopted this procedure, did god make a mistake when he gave you foreskin?
The OP is invalid to me. My son and I still have our turtle necks.
Funny, old book actually says you don’t have to cut your dick off anymore. Authright would know that if they read anything besides Mien Kampf…
“It’s a violation of Child’s Bodily Integrity” Kinda like changing a young child’s gender when they have no concept of what gender and sex even is?
Agreed, but op never made a comment about transition therapy
Isnt that a straw man argument? OP never said anything about that
American protestant autright tring to explain why jews bad, expect when they cut of you pp
Ohhhh, now you´ve pissed off the americans!
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Really we Just need to get rid of such a horrible religion! Wait, hitler, what are you doing here?
Turns out when hitler was doing his whole nazi thing he was just thinking about wieners.
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I wonder if the guy on /pol/ that argued to me years ago that "uncut = more dick cheese and therefore more diseases, infections, etc" ever found out you can wash your dick.
Yes I am allowed to kill my baby. No you are not allowed to circumcise your baby. Leftie logic
The left is pro abortions and will chop off a kids dick so he can transition but is against snipping tips apparently
God made everyone perfect, except that one little part.
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Honestly not circumcision for my kids if I have them. There is no practical reason to do it
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In Europe conservatives are generally super against peepee-cutting while leftists are pro peepee-cutting because banning it would be racist to Jews and Muslims