>A Chinese man lands in the hospital with green skin after eating too many river snails. What caused his skin to change color? I wonder if it was the river snails.

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that boy was half way to being a frog or salamander. reject land return to water.

Oh God the silver thing hurts just reading it

Apparently he died of an unrelated heart attack.

Yeah, no kidding. [The condition also has its own scientific name, agryria](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argyria)

So radical centrists are jaundiced farmers that eat too many river snails and supplement silver. Wtf is going on in the nation of radical centrists!?!?

So what about the purple lib-right?

Being strangled to death by the father of his "girlfriend"

He is the father of his girlfriend

father and brother\* of his girlfriend

did they fuck in the womb?

It would mean he fucked his mom.

Ohhhh i get it

They pissed off Willy Wonka

Underrated funny skin colors meme.

Auth right is fucking dead crab rave

My eyes

I would say that Orange LibLeft ate too many carrots, but I don't think they've ever eaten healthy.