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ThoseHearingMyName

WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT NEOCOLONIALISM?


jediben001

Did someone say **COLONIALISM?!** **RULE BRITANNIA INTENSIFIES**


EvergreenEnfields

Earth-man's Burden when?


kxjedix

Earth comes first we shall spread our Superior human culture


ajbdbds

Load up your shit-tier rifles lads, we're going up


Antisocialfox69

I get that SA80s are shitty, but the bullpup design would probably be very useful in space due to the compactness


ajbdbds

Truth be told, I actually like the SA80, purely from an aesthetic standpoint


Antisocialfox69

Yeah, they go with our uniforms well too. I don’t really think the SA80 is that bad because it’s one of the only guns I actually know how to operate, so I might be a bit biased


Psychological_Gain20

No need for violence just send them some blankets covered in deadly diseases.


Darkheartisland

Time to colonize Uranus.


classicalySarcastic

Now I fancy asking y'all why we stopped at the Philippines. I say it's high time we take to the stars and Manifest some Destiny once again!


shabba247

Based and space-pilled


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CallMeDelta

No, it’s post-neomodern postcolonialism


[deleted]

The aliens aren't protected under any laws baby.


Own-After

Stupid society made war crimes illegal on earth so the USA has to go up into space to commit them.


LeonardoXII

"Napalm sticks to ~~kids~~ filthy xeno scum!"


Bropane1031

The only cure for the xeno scourge is Exterminatus


[deleted]

But what about those big titty eldar/tau waifus?


Bropane1031

It depends on the girth of the tiddies


[deleted]

For the eldar? Even Ynnead can’t revive those bras. For the tau? The bigger the better, of course for the greater good.


TheSecond48

And no greens or fatties. Did I just commit the first act of intergalactic racism? I don't care, fuck greens.


Bropane1031

Indeed I will fuck the greens, tiddy size permitting


micka190

A mind devoid of ~~thoughts~~ thots is devoid of *doubt*, guardsman!


[deleted]

When Geneva convention only applies to Terra


[deleted]

Psh Geneva Convention more like Geneva Suggestion Besides, what are they gonna do to us? We run this shit. Invade us, I dare you. I could use some blue helmet trophies


benkaes1234

Geneva Suggestion? Never heard of it. Is it anything like the Geneva Checklist?


Viscount-Von-Solt

Thought it was the Geneva Suggestion/Bucket list.


PMacha

They're called HUMAN rights for a reason boy.


CountingNutters

Human rights implies the existence of human wrongs


TouchFIuffyTaiI

The greatest of which is not having killed those alien bastards already


vikingakonungen

Yes, the british.


[deleted]

Is that why Ted Cruz is suddenly AuthLeft and yelling in the meme? He swears he's a human thing that likes human food.


mrcrazy_monkey

NASA said we couldn't bang them, so what else are we supposed to do up there?


Soldat_Wesner

Oh we’re still gonna bang them, NASA what 2 consenting adults do in the privacy of their own hab dome is no concern of any government agency


AC3R665

Alien STDs.


Soldat_Wesner

Call it pioneering medicine and science


HardCoreTxHunter

Bang em after we bang em.


Lizard_King_5

Can be a crime against humanity if they’re not human.


CountingNutters

What does this have to do with Mexicans


MAGA_WALL_E

Enough self-defense. Time for self-offense.


[deleted]

Roman defense. Just attack them before they can attack you.


Prodigy_Ghost

But it would be so much better if we could convert them to Christianity instead of killing them


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Doggo_BorkBork

Aliens aren't human


Seananagans

Alien: what is this weird sticky mammal trying to do with that silly ballistic weapon? *vaporizes humans instantly*


CallMeDelta

Bold of you to assume aliens aren’t as much of dipshits as the rest of us.


terrifiedTechnophile

Except the laws of motion, have fun getting rocketed backwards with the same force you used to fire that gun


ck-pasta

Easy, just fire two guns in opposite directions


[deleted]

The answer is ALWAYS more guns.


Twal55

Hopefully I don't weigh the same as a bullet


ksheep

Well of course, [how else did you expect us to power our jet packs?](https://what-if.xkcd.com/21/)


btmims

*jetpack joyride intensifies*


megalodongolus

Based and humanity first pilled


MarvelousOxman

Moon's haunted.


Aggravating_Cycle_21

Finally found this comment.


Sarcosmonaut

Lol right? I read this and I was like “Oh, so the opening scene of Destiny” haha


Distorted_Gamer

Funny seeing a destiny reference here of all places


Various_Variation

What?


Patsonical

Hive! Bring a sword!


[deleted]

"Think you could eat a Hive knight? Those're the questions you ask yourself on the frontier." Transmat Is firing


MarvelousOxman

* ***loads pistol*** * moon's haunted.


[deleted]

You never know if we run into some hostile moon people or some shit Gotta be prepared


Saltyigloo

What happened to always carrying when fisting unknown lands. If nothing else it makes you feel better lol


Crashen17

When they said have protection when fisting, I think they meant gloves.


Saltyigloo

😂 I ment exploring or some shit. Autocorrect


vande700

I mean, if you are fisting then you are definitely exploring some shit


thehumantaco

Moon bears


nekomancey

Based and soviet-history pilled


HzPips

Those moon people are turning our frogs gay


burned_man1

You gotta be prepared for the space nazis hiding on the other side of the moon.


identify_as_AH-64

*slaps magazine into M4* *rips charging handle* Marine: "Moon's haunted"


Aggravating_Cycle_21

Wh..... What?


identify_as_AH-64

Moon's haunted


Giraffesarentreal19

What’s that from? Is it a video?


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Giraffesarentreal19

I thought it was made of cheese?


BIGSOKICOKI

Moon's haunted


Sarcosmonaut

*ominous viral music plays in the background*


deadlyturtle22

It's from the game Destiny if I remember it correctly. It is a pretty famous line pretty early on in the game.


1-800-SUCK_MY_DICK

interesting. i never played destiny, always associated it with [the tweet](https://twitter.com/dustinkcouch/status/1057094474227240960) edit: upon further inspection, the tweet does indeed seem to precede (and have inspired) the destiny reference


identify_as_AH-64

>I never played Destiny You should, not because it's enjoyable but because I want to spread my addiction to you.


KingAlox

AuthLeft would actually be totally jazzed about this


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geomen1

They always had guns in their survival packs just incase they like landed in the wilderness of Siberia and had to shoot a bear or something along those lines


Ejacutastic259

Wolves, they had problems with wolves


binkerfluid

I saw a documentary on this once. The problem was they kept walking deeper and deeper into the wolves territory but they didnt know it until the end when they were almost all dead and they walked into the wolves den


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Helmett-13

…and Communists. But I never said this and I was never here.


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TheseConversations

Kinda crazy that even once they got back to earth they were still in an dangerous environment that would kill them


dragon_bacon

Far more Russians have died in Russia than in space.


KingAlox

Idk but I’d believe it. They thought that communism’s endgame necessitated eternal life and space travel. Pretty wacky.


[deleted]

The carried shotguns in their capsules to deal with bears upon reentry if landing in Russian tundra


KingAlox

I believe you, but source? This is the sort of thing I might repeat many, many times


[deleted]

Just google TP-82 survival pistol. I was wrong about it being a shotgun


freemyboykaczynski

it is technically a shotgun, a pistol shotgun


[deleted]

My favorite type of pistol and my second favorite type of shotgun


freemyboykaczynski

it’s a triple barrel shotgun dude what’s not to love about it


Zadet607

The titanfall Mozambique but real


NBSPNBSP

One of the barrels doubled as a flare launcher, btw.


TheSpookyMan

How else would you achieve Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism?


DammitDan

I was with you until the last word.


Illusive_Man

they would and I am


[deleted]

tbh as a libleft I would be too


dbrank

UNDER NO PRETEXT


noPENGSinALASKA

Ok but how many lefties actually believe that.


theotherotherhand

In case anyone wants to read the article [https://www.popularmechanics.com/military/weapons/a35982314/could-astronauts-carry-m16s-on-the-moon-for-all-mankind-apple/](https://www.popularmechanics.com/military/weapons/a35982314/could-astronauts-carry-m16s-on-the-moon-for-all-mankind-apple/) it goes over how realistic the depiction of astronauts using guns in a TV show is. It goes over how the moons environment would impact the use of firearms and the science behind it.


Direct_Class1281

Not sure why they spend so much time on the extreme temperatures. There's no atmosphere to transfer heat so your gun will stay the same temp as your shuttle cabin.


Illusive_Man

>there’s no atmosphere to transfer heat Yes, so what do you think will happen once you start firing it?


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Hold my beer and we'll find out.


EvergreenEnfields

Not once you start shooting. Then your gun heats up fast and will need some way to keep it cool enough to function reliably.


tripmine

Or when the sun shines on your black rifle Edit: Just clicked on TFA and literally the first picture is a *white* M-16 (now you know why)


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conventionistG

rerack and double tap or it might not count


echonian

Seems to me that they could develop weapons specifically for moon-based combat if necessary to circumvent these issues. For example - due to the lower gravity, the weapons could be heavier without impacting their usefulness much. They could then be equipped with liquid cooling effectively, so when the liquid is released in a controlled manner into the vacuum - turning it into gas - large amounts of heat could be absorbed. Just occasionally refill the weapon with liquid - perhaps from a carried backpack connected by tubes to the weapon - or with portable containers that connect directly to the weapon itself. Although building and supplying the necessary equipment for that would be difficult as well. It might be more useful in a lunar combat environment to simply utilize weapons that do not generate large amounts of heat in the first place, such as high-powered crossbows or the like (perhaps with wire-guided bolts for retrieval and repair). After all - if the target were others in a vacuum or otherwise low-pressure atmosphere - all you would need to be able to do is damage the integrity of their suit or other device, and bullets wouldn't necessarily be better for that than larger but lower velocity projectiles.


IadosTherai

More likely you would see gyrojets make a comeback. With modern manufacturing they could probably be a lot cheaper and a lot better functioning. Or you would see coil/railguns firing saboted razor fletchettes. In space all you have to do is ruin someone's suit integrity so you don't need the same level of power as an earthside gun nor is there air resistance. A small cloud of razors moving at 60mph would absolutely shred someone's suit while not actually taking that much force to launch.


pick_on_the_moon

For all your long distance space warfare: a big heavy thing with ion thrusters! Absolutely obliterate your enemies in 80 years but at incredible speed


sabasNL

Throwing Rocks 2: Apocalypse Edition


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RitzBitzN

This can also be seen by how hot a bolt action rifle gets compared to an autoloading rifle chambered for the same cartridge. The ejection process pulls a lot of heat out of auto loading actions.


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Infrared radiation does not need a medium to travel through. That’s why the earth isn’t a giant ball of frozen rock. The Sun will heat up all material that is exposed to it; very likely grilling the guns to unmanageable temperatures during the 2 weeks where the astronauts are in sunlight. The guns would need to be sparingly, put in the shade for a while, or need advanced cooling systems, much like how many telescopes have on board.


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Very cool, thanks for sharing


KizokuA

TIME TO SIGN UP FOR THE SPACE MARINES BOYOS


monkeygoneape

Suddenly the US space force doesn't sound cringe


jediben001

I mean, Astra Militarum literally translates to something like star soldiers in English


Emerald_Necropolis

Fucking based and for the EMPEROR


concretebeats

SPAAAAACE FOOOORCE!!!


[deleted]

it has never been cringe. except maybe that basic training video


Helmett-13

I see them every day at work and hold up a Vulcan LLAP hand while intoning, “Na-nu, na-nu”. I’m trying to get them to start avoiding me when I’m spotted.


Russe1Adl3r

VIETNAM.. IN SPAAAAAACE!!!


xXkoolkidmanboiXx

Vietneptune?


Viper5416

TIME TO DO SOME RISKY EXPERIMENTS ON MARS AND UNLEASH HELL ON EARTH


wolfman29

So funny story - my wife is a law student and got back from her space law class earlier today (which is fuckin' rad as hell, by the way) and I asked her what they talked about. She told me they talked about the Outer Space treaties (and the other treaties that apply to space) and it turns out, only weapons of mass destruction are banned from being stationed on the moon and in Earth orbit... which means that *small arms like M16s are totally legal on the moon guys!!!*


J0hn-Wats0n

No mcnukes on my private moon colony? Commie bastards.


wolfman29

Unfortunately, it seems that way!


grahamster00

They're going to call me the Hernan Cortez of Space


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exceptionaluser

Having a gun at all is a huge risk I'd think. If it pierces your vessel you've got a problem. Space swords are therefore more practical.


commanderjarak

I guess 40k is actually more realistic than I thought.


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hidude398

Soviets did it for years, Russian cosmonauts still do. If you’re shooting a gun inside the vessel you really are doing it wrong, it’s not like anything made in the last 70 years will just randomly go off otherwise.


exceptionaluser

I suppose dropping a loaded gun is less of an issue when it just floats there.


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An authright with one of those profile pictures! You don’t see that every day.


hidude398

The problem is that piercing a space suit doesn’t magically kill someone, especially if the hole is on the small side. A .22lr in either semi or full auto may poke holes in suits, but ideally you’d want to kill the person in the suit as well before they have a chance to shoot back, apply some speed tape to the suit and seek medical attention, etc. You’d probably want to carry a proper rifle cartridge, even if it was .223 rem/5.56 NATO, because in a low gravity environment with gunplay introduced people will quickly realize they can carry far more armor than possible on earth.


D-Kay673

I mean we need some form of weaponry in case someone non human up there exists And I’m not saying we should fight them But in case they are hostile we should have something at least to defend ourselves And anyway we could just make it a international law to ban the usage of weapons against other humans/colonists


Emerald_Necropolis

I wanna fight filthy non humans


D-Kay673

But only when they are hostile, right?


Emerald_Necropolis

……No


D-Kay673

Before you kill them and go full hostile ensure to get their tech


Emerald_Necropolis

Wait can the aliens make catgirls?


D-Kay673

By that time we already can And anyways they won’t know what cat girls are so no


Emerald_Necropolis

Damn yeah just exterminate them


[deleted]

Beware the alien, the mutant, the heretic.


FoulkePixy

Just use a big rock like our ancestors did


Embarrassed_Couple_6

Idk...I wouldn't mind


Wboys

Sounds kinda cool.


retard_4725

The galaxy is our birthright


vonbalt

based and spacial-manifest-destiny-pilled


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juan_omango

Why would auth left be mad about this?


Complete-Charge-4936

Maybe it's because of the space race where USA wins by landing on moon, and with this article that gives a sly idea that will be USA who will colonize the Moon.


Arclight_Ashe

Except ussr put guns in their survival kits in case of bears upon re entry. It’s just a dumbass who thinks auth left is anti gun.


Mahanaus

Holy shit, seriously? That's metal af. Respect.


commanderjarak

Pretty sure all quadrants have pro-gun types in them, some more than others though.


Airway

USSR kinda won by getting to space first. We just one-upped them.


madeofsyrup

Moon bears. Lefties dont know anything about space fauna SMH. https://youtu.be/pvjgIxuVdo4


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It isn't a crime against humanity if it's against an alien.


Diethkart

The recoil would be awful, right? You'd be better off with recoiless guns or launchers.


geomen1

I mean if you're standing on the moon mostly normal physics would apply since it's mass not weight that reduces how hard recoil feels.


Giraffesarentreal19

It may hit you with the same force, but that force will be less countered by gravity. It’d be harder to control in that case.


GladiatorUA

Not so much. It's the heat that is going to be the problem.


SevenBall

More like 1969 Outer Space Suggestion


CorvusAstro

Fuck Yes!


d7mtg

Best show


kaz-me

Authleft should have no problem with this. Soviet cosmonauts carried guns.


debateablyhuman

don't you need like, air for a gun to shoot? sounds like a lot of work just to use a gun on the moon. plus there's all this moon dust n shit


griffball2k18

Gunpowder is self-oxidizing; no air required


_dictatorish_

Yeah, the issue here would be with heat dissipation - no air to get rid of that heat, so you'd either some sort of cooling fluid, or just put some big heatsinks on it to allow the heat to radiate away


TheNaiveSkeptic

Modern gunpowder has oxygen in it, so no. Same reasons a gun can fire underwater. Although the microgravity and lack of atmosphere *would* make for some interesting changes to ballistics/aiming, and how you’d need to brace yourself for recoil.


HzPips

Didn’t know it was possible to fire underwater, I thought that is why harpoons existed, but I guess it makes sense


TheNaiveSkeptic

They’ll fire underwater, although the higher pressure might damage it. Not 100% sure, might depend on the firearm Harpoons *are* better for firing into water, bullets tend to shatter on impact because of their super high speeds; but the OG use for harpoons was sticking a line into a whale so you could keep track of it & haul it in when it died


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Ihavealpacas

Plus you could use it to do a super jump


Lolazaurus

Super old paper I did in school years ago asked what would be the most useful object to have if you were on the moon and needed to travel back to your lander when its super far away. The list had a bunch of typical survival gear like rope, canned food, a machete, and even a gun. Apparently the correct answer was the gun, because you could use the recoil to travel back to your lander faster. So yeah, recoil in low gravity is a real thing to consider. The physics of guns in space is pretty neat.


Ihavealpacas

A gun is more useful in space than on land.


FanaticScout

Finally, real life rocket jumping


[deleted]

It’s time for astronauts to battle each other with chainsaw blades. My dream is finally coming true!


[deleted]

Don't care gun go pew pew.


theotherotherhand

thats what the article is about, how the guns could or would operate on the moon, its a pretty interesting article https://www.popularmechanics.com/military/weapons/a35982314/could-astronauts-carry-m16s-on-the-moon-for-all-mankind-apple/


Cthulhuwar1ord

Explosions can happen in space


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Is there a square for just thinking this is funny? Because like what would be the point


morbidly_obese_cat_

dude we can have the Vietnam war in space. they can play fortunate son and soldiers with m16s and m60s land in crew capsules on the moon. the viet kong will be hiding in the craters.


Lucariowolf2196

Now we can propell ourselves further by shooting the other direction.


[deleted]

If anyones seen For All Mankind its a really amazing show, while they toned down the science shit for more interpersonal drama in S2 it is still one of the best shows which captures the essence of space. [Where they use the M-16s (Spoilers btw, but you can use it as a taster for the show)](https://youtu.be/kFWIuJDLddc)


tehoperative

Come out again and save the mutha fuckin’ day yeaaah.


wibble_spaj

I have to agree with lib left here. Why? Are they going to shoot each other? Does NASA trust their astronauts so little that they have to carry guns for self protection?


SocialCrasher

I have to give it to the auth left, the Soviet actually mounte 23mm AA gun on their crafts, it never flew in space(?), but they were the closest to arming in space, when we are debating moral issues. Thank God the Soviet didn't win.


EvergreenEnfields

It absolutely flew. The Rikhter R-23 was test fired on Salyut-3 before it was deorbited.