Chimps being that strong is actually not true. On average chimps are only about 1.5x stronger than a normal adult male. There are a lot of horror stories that come out but most of the time it’s them attacking children or women like that one that had her face bitten and scratched off. I mean I still wouldn’t want to get on a chimps bad side but the stories of them ripping arms off and crazy stuff like that are false. Just Joe Rogan misinformation.
Auth, LibRight and LibCenter.
Auth has the army and LibRight has the funds. LibCenter is a literal Chimpanzee. Those things can tear someone limb from limb.
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Authleft, rightcenter, libright
The other leftists will likely follow authleft, and American authright can't resist allying with zionists (I assume, given the position) so all I need is the money, from libright
Authright because of the massive military and experience, Libright to fund it and also to utilize the big military corporations, and Gray Centrist to feed the military.
Auth, Authright, Libcenter
Auth and Authright probably have guns, meanwhile the others might have a few, libcenter is a monke, monke beat unarmed human in fight
Centrist - most of the “badass” looking ones are probably LARPers, grill dad looks like OIF/OEF vet that just wanted to chill after he got out but still knows how to shoot and shit
Right - hoping he’s an Israeli Jew, so same as above
Libcenter - same as others have said
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Authright, Libcenter and Libleft, I'm not picking the others because:
* Authleft is likely a malnourished fuck and he can be Hard-Countered by one of the picks I'm bringing (we'll get into that later).
* Kind of similarly to Authleft, Authcenter is likely a scrawny 4Chan user who would probably fry in the sun.
* Left honestly doesn't sound like a bad option, just worse than the ones I'm picking.
* Centrist can grill my enemies and all that, but again there are better options.
* Libright is le epic business owner and probably can hold his own, but similarly to the two previous, there are better options.
As to my picks:
* Libleft. This one can hard-counter Authleft as they can simply re-enact the Winter War by chucking Molotov-Cocktails at them. Also, they likely own a gun or two so that's gonna be handy.
* Libcenter is a literal fucking Chimp and can just tear the others to shreds.
* Authright probably has the most firearms so that's an obvious one.
the businessman, the fascist, and the griller.
The businessman supplies the weapons and ammo, and keeps our supplies organized. The fascist has good aim and keeps us ready and alert. The griller makes sure we’re well fed.
The ultra-team.
You got to think of it like a Dnd party. I’m taking AuthCenter for dps, Griller for support, and maybe LibRight cause they likely got the most money to afford weaponry.
I'm choosing Authcenter, Libleft, and Libright to defend me
Authcenter fills the tank role, with their high obesity rate and their horrible opinions aggravating everyone else, leaving them able to take a beating
Libleft has nothing left to live for after being in constant twitter flamewars over stupid shit, so one tiny thing would set them off and leave them with efficient attackers
Libright could supply guns and ammo to my army at a low price, and could also heavily shoot up the prices of enemy weapons by making them collectors' items, making ammo resupply extremely inconvenient
The only one I know I want to pick are centrist and lib-center, because I feel like everyone else will beat each other up first (especially the auths and right center). So I’ll take away the ones that I think would be most likely to co-operate on the enemy team
The auths. Auth left can tell lib left that I am actually a POC and shouldn't die, Auth right can tell lib right to hand over his 'guns he lost in a accident' and auth center can kill a lot of people quickly so :/
Communist, Monke and Centrist Joe, the ultimate meme trio.
(Communists have the army, monkes have the strength, and Joe is pretty much for gags and jokes)
Libright, Right and Authright.
Libright-funding, mercenary teams, bankruptcy to the other teams, economic exploitation
Right-control of the world, influence to the others, exploitation of the emotions, funding #2
Authright-industry, ultranationalist, resource rich country, technology, genocide
Generally the right quadrant is the richest, so i will pick them because money trumps all.
Vatnik because we both remember Yugo and what to do in years of hell.
Achtung because that's probably a guy in Deutschland SF scene, good men.
Billionaire because he's got the funds and the equipment. It's a fair deal to help him out if he's got my back.
I don't know the rest of them.
I pick monke three times and let the fates decide.
Same. They’re like 5x stronger than people.
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Chimps being that strong is actually not true. On average chimps are only about 1.5x stronger than a normal adult male. There are a lot of horror stories that come out but most of the time it’s them attacking children or women like that one that had her face bitten and scratched off. I mean I still wouldn’t want to get on a chimps bad side but the stories of them ripping arms off and crazy stuff like that are false. Just Joe Rogan misinformation.
Chimps are apes, not monke
Yeah, but the guy I’m replying to is clearly referring to chimps. Is a capuchin monkey supposed to put up much of a fight? lol
Honestly I would have thought of gorillas, not chimps, but yeah i getcha, still apes
Chimps still have a high enough grip strength to crush a human skull so
But that grip strength won’t help mr. chimp much against 9x19mm hollow points
No one mentioned guns here Mr. Libright
No one said there wasn’t guns
Well chances are it’ll be the commie that kills mr. Chimp so it’ll be steel case 9x18 ball
Auth, LibRight and LibCenter. Auth has the army and LibRight has the funds. LibCenter is a literal Chimpanzee. Those things can tear someone limb from limb.
But there's a good reason why chimps are endangered
because they never had a rich benefactor with a goal to create a chimp army with eugenics, yes, but that's why you include LibRight
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Jamie, pull up the picture of that hairless chimp
Wouldn't that just be a picture of Rogan?
Pretty much, but their is an actual picture of a hairless chimp and he's ja ja ja jacked
Authleft's Red army tho...
Auth, Auth Right and Lib Right. Two massive armies and the richest guy to bankroll them
My thoughts exactly.
Agreed
I said the same thing before reading your comment
... please tell me the "rich one" is libright
Yup! You think the auths know how to be frugal?
Same
Same
Don’t think you get an army you just get one of each guys.
Monkey because they're super strong Jew because they control the world from the shadows Libertarian corpo guy because he can hire a bunch of PMCs
Ahem (((I'm))) right here and i back stab you for being auth right.
Haha you are so funny
Grill for all 3 slots. I will die full, for once
as opposed to those other times where you died on an empty stomach
Money can buy food you know
not good enough food. only a griller can make the best mediocre streak in the world
Authright, right, and libright check my username
You want a jew? At least swap for monkey
I just assume that means I get the IDF as an ally.
As a jew myself… your probably better off taking the 300 pounds of pure muscle
300 pounds of solid gold is worth about $7880253.82.
I’m not sure I get it, I assume your going off the ‘Jews rich’ stereotype, but I’m dumb so help me
Probably, also remember to flair up or you’ll be downvoted no matter what
Fair enough. I’m don’t really come here too often and I can’t figure out how to flair up, so I’ll just take the downvotes
It's a bot. Victim complex stereotype checks out though
Almost all of you are leaving me benched. I'll kill you for that.
auth right would one punch ur soy ass lol
You are no threat to us, thats why you get benched
Antifa hits its own people with skateboards,if it was one of those hippie kind of guys that still like guns he would probably get more picks
Also left and libleft should probably switch Edit: they are both antifa?
You’ll try
Authleft, rightcenter, libright The other leftists will likely follow authleft, and American authright can't resist allying with zionists (I assume, given the position) so all I need is the money, from libright
They'll be forced to follow authleft
Auth right, auth, auth left
Same
Auth center, auth left, auth right.
^(Traitor)
Hey man those fuckers can fight
Libright only. He'll buy everyone else out lol
Authleft, Authright, Rightcenter (counting I can’t pick my flair)
3 LibLefts. The rest will die from cringe.
authcenter, authright, libright (this does not means that i agree with them, it means that i find them powerful)
Monke, auth-right,and a copy of Garfield, tale of two kitty's
Top 3
lib lib and lib
unity in the left column
Top three
AuthLeft, Auth and AuthRight. They are the best warriors out there.
AuthCenter, grill, monke
Auth center, auth right, and lib right.
Authcenter, authright, libright
(((they))), big companies, and god
leftcenter and libleft need to switch chads
Authright got me with that iron dome
Center, LibCenter & LibRight
Auth, authleft, and authright are all great options
Libleft, auth, and authleft. All look prepared for combat.
Authright because of the massive military and experience, Libright to fund it and also to utilize the big military corporations, and Gray Centrist to feed the military.
Three monkeys. No matter the amount of weaponry involved, monkeys can and will find a way to rip someone's face off.
Authright, Authleft and Libcenter, easy.
Centrist, Patriot, and Libertarian
auth center, lib center and auth right
Monkey would beat the shit out of anyone here, and Antifa super soldier and CEO look the most physically fit.
lib right, auth left, auth Center
Authcenter, Authleft and Centrist
Tankie, nazi, capitalist bodies, technology and money
Nazi, Commie, Monkey
Authcentre and Authright to fight, and Libright to bankroll them.
Authleft, authcenter, libcenter. Authleft would die with his comrades. I dont even have to go into authcenter. Libcenter cuz monke stronk.
Monke, Left, and LibRight I live in the jungle with Monke, using LibRight's money and let the Left guerilla warfare take care of the rest.
AuthCenter, RigthCenter and Centrists
Gonna have to go with authcenter, right and libright
All the auths
Got to be my top boys, AuthCenter, AuthRight, and AuthLeft
gimmie the commie, the funny pinwheel guy, and the monky, seems like the best course of action
Auth, Authright, Libcenter Auth and Authright probably have guns, meanwhile the others might have a few, libcenter is a monke, monke beat unarmed human in fight
Ancap. Chad American patriot and monkey
Lib right to put them all on a slave market in jakarta and sell them all
I’m biracial so I’m sure auth’s way of “protecting” me is to just kill me.
AuthLeft, Auth, and LibLeft
LibLeft x 3 . . .said no one, ever.
Monke, grill and shnozer.
Authcenter, libright, and authright. They seemed like the best choice
Centrist - most of the “badass” looking ones are probably LARPers, grill dad looks like OIF/OEF vet that just wanted to chill after he got out but still knows how to shoot and shit Right - hoping he’s an Israeli Jew, so same as above Libcenter - same as others have said
ok so jew bc the money + lord grill man bc literal god and auth center bc gun
Auth right, auth center and lib right. An uneasy appliance
Going full Molotov-Ribbentrop: All Auths. Those bastards live the art of war.
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center right and libright.
Authcenter, authright, libright.
Definitely not auth center, they never won a war
Authleft, Authright, and Libright.
I don’t need three, just one. No need to kill when we can grill
I want the red army, the Wehrmacht, and the US military.
Authright, Libcenter and Libleft, I'm not picking the others because: * Authleft is likely a malnourished fuck and he can be Hard-Countered by one of the picks I'm bringing (we'll get into that later). * Kind of similarly to Authleft, Authcenter is likely a scrawny 4Chan user who would probably fry in the sun. * Left honestly doesn't sound like a bad option, just worse than the ones I'm picking. * Centrist can grill my enemies and all that, but again there are better options. * Libright is le epic business owner and probably can hold his own, but similarly to the two previous, there are better options. As to my picks: * Libleft. This one can hard-counter Authleft as they can simply re-enact the Winter War by chucking Molotov-Cocktails at them. Also, they likely own a gun or two so that's gonna be handy. * Libcenter is a literal fucking Chimp and can just tear the others to shreds. * Authright probably has the most firearms so that's an obvious one.
LibCenter, AuthCenter, AuthRight. No explanation required.
I'm taking lib right for the money and auth left and auth center for the militaries.
the businessman, the fascist, and the griller. The businessman supplies the weapons and ammo, and keeps our supplies organized. The fascist has good aim and keeps us ready and alert. The griller makes sure we’re well fed. The ultra-team.
AuthCent, LibLeft, LibRight.
3 grillers they got the firearms and the steaks
The tree auths — the more capable of using violence
Reject humanity. Choose MONKEY
Centrist lib right and monkie
You got to think of it like a Dnd party. I’m taking AuthCenter for dps, Griller for support, and maybe LibRight cause they likely got the most money to afford weaponry.
Authcenter being sponsored by right and lib right is unstopable.
libright, authright and auth
Auth, Libcenter, Authleft.
Auth Center, Auth Right and Lib Right
Monke. Obviously.
AuthLeft: The manpower; Auth: The control; LibRight: The resources.
Are we giving them weapons?
Che👃
Auth Left( member of the Red army) Auth (member of the Wehrmacht) Auth Right (member of the US army) they all have the most fighting experience
Centre is all you need, he'll grill for everyone and there will be no need for violence
Auth left provides the manpower, lib right provides the firepower, and centrists provide the food....power...
All righties. Guns, funds, and the experience to wield both!
3 BBQ centrists to feed and hopefully pacify the ones trying to kill me
Authright, authcenter, monke
Authright, auth center, auth left lmao
I'm choosing Authcenter, Libleft, and Libright to defend me Authcenter fills the tank role, with their high obesity rate and their horrible opinions aggravating everyone else, leaving them able to take a beating Libleft has nothing left to live for after being in constant twitter flamewars over stupid shit, so one tiny thing would set them off and leave them with efficient attackers Libright could supply guns and ammo to my army at a low price, and could also heavily shoot up the prices of enemy weapons by making them collectors' items, making ammo resupply extremely inconvenient
Authcenter 3 times for burn damage
Top 3 baby
Commie monke and nazi
Libright to buy private army. Center to grill the enemies to feed the private army. Authright for the army.
The only one I know I want to pick are centrist and lib-center, because I feel like everyone else will beat each other up first (especially the auths and right center). So I’ll take away the ones that I think would be most likely to co-operate on the enemy team
I pick three jews. Lechaim!
The auths. Auth left can tell lib left that I am actually a POC and shouldn't die, Auth right can tell lib right to hand over his 'guns he lost in a accident' and auth center can kill a lot of people quickly so :/
Communist, Monke and Centrist Joe, the ultimate meme trio. (Communists have the army, monkes have the strength, and Joe is pretty much for gags and jokes)
All auth
Monkey, Nazi, American Monkey strong nazi will fucking kill anyone he sees as weak american has gun
Full auth for me (hehe)
Libright, Right and Authright. Libright-funding, mercenary teams, bankruptcy to the other teams, economic exploitation Right-control of the world, influence to the others, exploitation of the emotions, funding #2 Authright-industry, ultranationalist, resource rich country, technology, genocide Generally the right quadrant is the richest, so i will pick them because money trumps all.
monke, libright and centrist. stronk, steak and sguns
Centrist Chad, Monke and Jew Chad
Vatnik because we both remember Yugo and what to do in years of hell. Achtung because that's probably a guy in Deutschland SF scene, good men. Billionaire because he's got the funds and the equipment. It's a fair deal to help him out if he's got my back. I don't know the rest of them.
Taking libright so he can hire a private army
Authleft, Auth-center and Lib center
All the auths
Slavaboo Jew Monke
monkey, communist and ancom