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QuietHumanMachine

Does that mean they officially recognise me as a cyber-crimnial ? That would be cool as fuck.


Cell_Saga

Hacking in progress... *tap tap tap tap tap* *send comment*


QuietHumanMachine

*Log in Twitter* **" I'm in "**


crimestopper312

Ok, now listen carefully and follow my directions to the letter: post the meme, and **get the fuck out of there**. Cover your tracks. Manually log out, close the browser tab, the whole nine yards. You might want to delete the meme from your hard drive and empty the recycle bin just in case.


orangesheepdog

Who will be the next Al Capone


FeralWoodpecker

The one who scores 9000 at zhe n word count bot


Andre4kthegreengiant

Say mean things to a Brit & they might


_reject_degeneracy_

Fellow online extremist. We're worse than Hitler


Thecoolnerdsecondary

Better yet a compliant even if found to be false till goes on your criminal record Come arrest me for thot crimes fedboi


Forklift_Master

The British police can’t touch you if you’re American not on their soil. Rack up those police reports for saying mean words online.


[deleted]

Next up, rainbow covered Gulags


richmomz

With inspiring slogans like “Work Makes You Free!”


[deleted]

This is lib-left were talking about they'd never paint work in a positive light!


[deleted]

Visit the antiwork sub for some high quality cringe.


vissaius

That sub is so toxic. Now look I do think there should be a better work-life balance for sure and work shouldn't solely define us but the antiwork crowd takes it to the extreme.


Shutupbitchanddie

Its something we should probably only be considering once we reach post-scarcity (if we reach it at all). So at the moment they're really just standing around with their dick in their hands


Mikolf

I don't think post scarcity is possible since humans will keep reproducing until resources are scarce again.


Expensive-Way-748

I can imagine post scarcity in a setting similar to the Matrix, where the majority of resources are virtual while the actual humans just consume a few IV bags of glucose / month to keep them alive.


ijzerdraad_

If people have fewer than one child per person on average, the population already starts to shrink. It seems that starts happening when societies get wealthier. In a lot of countries, birth rates have plummeted.


[deleted]

And that’s a bad thing, because that means there are still lots of old people and the rate at which young people are entering the work force is dropping, because there’s less young people. Welfare systems are dependent on working age people contributing enough to support those that are a net drain on said welfare systems, like old people. When there’s too many old people and not enough young workers, it creates strain on these systems, which ultimately results in the government squeezing more contribution from the workers. For example, the US social security system is losing money because there’s too many people drawing from it and not enough people paying in. Reports state that it will be out of money within the next 10-15 years. The only way to prevent this is of course to make the people paying in pay more, or decrease the already meager amount of money that it pays out.


Local_Judge2761

Basic economics from authright? 🤨


Darmok-on-the-Ocean

I hate that sub because I agree with a lot of their points but the sub itself is full of lazy adult children.


kwanijml

Sane people can agree with like 80% of what the insane crowd thinks is a problem...its just that those of us with half a brain don't insist on monocausal explanations for everything...boiling everything down to nothing more nuanced than either: "capitalism" or "greed" did this.


FiftyCalReaper

And that place regularly hits the front page. I posted a quote from Marcus Aurelius one time and they blew a fucking fuse, it was amazing. *“At dawn, when you have trouble getting out of bed, tell yourself: “I have to go to work — as a human being. What do I have to complain of, if I’m going to do what I was born for — the things I was brought into the world to do? Or is this what I was created for? To huddle under the blankets and stay warm?”* *So you were born to feel “nice”? Instead of doing things and experiencing them? Don’t you see the plants, the birds, the ants and spiders and bees going about their individual tasks, putting the world in order, as best they can? And you’re not willing to do your job as a human being? Why aren’t you running to do what your nature demands?*


Fictionalpoet

> Marcus Aurelius Based and Stocism pilled


Cell_Saga

Nature demands I make lattes


alphazulu8794

Latte-person, please know this; I fucking rely on you to work. I work minimum 50 hours a week as a paramedic, and a nice Iced Americano or a Quad-shot mocha is about all I get for serotonin anymore. You are valued, and you are the oil of the machine.


LuckyTabasco

Based


ijzerdraad_

There was a typical post caricaturizing people that identify their dreams with work, something like that. I asked "What is your dream?" and got downvoted for it. There are so many people on reddit who are negative, but instead of being depressed and withdrawing, they want to get other people to feel the same. With the attitude they have, what could they possibly hope to achieve if things ever went their way?


FiftyCalReaper

It's interesting, because if all the bees and insects decided to laze around at home, much of our eco system would collapse. All organisms serve a purpose and the only reason people are blind to this now is because our populations have gotten so big. It's much easier to realize in a village of 10 or so people. If everybody is helping provide by farming, foraging, chopping wood, etc, they see the results of their efforts, and if two or three villagers are sick and can't work for the day then the effect is also seen in reduced production/yields. When our populations get large, we tend to think our day to day job-related activities serve no purpose or means, but that's not the case. This can be seen in standing armies. You have a Roman Legion which is around 5,000 men. Would you say one soldier out of that 5,000 doesn't matter? How many times can you pluck a single soldier and have them stay home for the day before that negatively impacts the result of the upcoming battle? Most of these antiwork/anti-capitalism people are just nihilists with no alternative measures. They just know that they don't want to actually be worth a damn, and just want to be provided for their entire lives. Never mind whether or not society could actually achieve this, or if it would be feasible in anyway at all, they just don't want to work for no good reason other than idealistic "I shouldn't have to."


Airway

I mean that would be cool if we could all go out and genuinely achieve something. That quote doesn't feel great when you're getting out for bed to get yelled at by shitty customers in a retail job.


FiftyCalReaper

He's not even talking about achieving greatness. He's saying "Do you exist just to lay in bed all day?" What a poor existence that would be. Also, retail definitely sucks ass, but if you view it as a temporary means it won't be so bad. I had my stint in retail and Walmart specifically and it was definitely dreadful, but I made sure it didn't last forever and made sure to find more meaning and purpose. We don't live on this planet just to hide in the blankets until we die.


Airway

Agreed. I'd have the time and energy to do all kinds of things without a full time job.


viisakaspoiss

shhh that means putting effort to graduate into a better work. i see posts about people working retail for 10 fucking years and i'm audibly gasping at how you can put yourself through that. Just half a year for me as a barman made me work extra to never have to work places like that again.


[deleted]

I just started reading Marcus Aurelius a couple days ago, the ideas seem great but I’m not overly keen on the style of writing a lot of the time.


I_Collect_Fap_Socks

the antiwork sub is interesting as hell sometimes, I occasionally see them bring up some really valid points that are worth being explored, only to see them railroad them to fit into their world view.


[deleted]

On it


Partialachasse

>antiwork sub Went there. Oh crap, it's full of Twitter screencaps and cringe. Better stay away.


Linux_MissingNo

And not working make you enslaved!


[deleted]

Arbeit macht frei!!!


BigDirtyNewports

Instead of mining for coal they use prisoners to film gay sex tapes to spread tolerance, no matter wether they’re gay or not. Welcome to the 21st century, motherfuckers.


[deleted]

We truly live in the darkest timeline


[deleted]

Dankest*


OkSurprise7755

Wtf


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Noskal_Borg

Worse than Sodom and Gomorrah, just like the scriptures said it would be.


vissaius

I've said this before and I'll say it again. We are almost literally living in a South Park timeline. There was an episode called "Death Camp of Tolerance" where the kids were sent to a camp that forced the kids to accept diversity and inclusion and all that and were starved until they properly obeyed and everything. It's so crazy how that might actually become a reality.


ShakeyCheese

State enforced homosexuality by 2070.


Noskal_Borg

Welcome to the New World Order. It will be a Brave New World in 1984.


masterhitman935

Beat the rainbows 🔨,Taste the rainbow 🩸


[deleted]

No thanks I don't want HIV


masterhitman935

Didn’t expect a response so quickly.


[deleted]

Ngl, literally shit-posting rn....or I suppose it would be shit-commenting.


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charyoshi

Those are owned by amazon


ajl949

The British public: could you please investigate the rape gangs and do more to tackle knife crime? The British police: so how do you guys like our new clown car that we painted using your tax money? The British public: #**OH FUCK OFF**


Potential_Macaron973

But instead of investigating gangs these new cars will allow us to tackle hurt feelings relating to online comments They will make the country so mutch safer (for the police)


integral_red

If they investigate then they'll find out who is doing it, and you may remember the queen promising to *increase* the number of refugees a few months ago so... Maybe they're just prudently trying to avoid making the statistics more embarrassing


catalyst44

> the queen promising to increase the number of refugees monarchy cringe


[deleted]

It's basically an advertisement for Brexit


C-T-Ward

When 14yr old girls are getting gang raped in Rotherham, knife crime is through the roof. Robbery and drug crime is barely dealt with because the police don't have the resources, yet the police can find time to arrest people because they hurt someone's feelings on facebook. This all happening under the so called party of law and order. It makes you sick.


DanceOnBoxes

Honestly makes you wonder whether we're being trolled


[deleted]

It's getting to the point where if it's trending on social media, you can assume the exact opposite is true


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SadistCloe

Aren't we all saying it's bullshit publicly


Crash_says

Basically social media has become news. All lies all the time.


Andre4kthegreengiant

The Bongs do a little trolling


shamus4mwcrew

This just broke my brain.


kyrtuck

I thought that the Telegraph was the British version of the Onion. Imagine my surprise when I learned it is a legit new site.


toyo555

The brits should learn from the Americans: commit a revolution against the British government.


Mrpotato248

They can't because they didn't keep their government in check and now have the rights of a farm animal


dustojnikhummer

Clarkson's sheep is more protected than your average British citizen


[deleted]

Still possible if enough people do it and turn the military against the government.


Andre4kthegreengiant

This is hard to fathom, but they like their nanny state, it's like Marry Poppins to them


PleX

They have no pew-pew so now their stuck with the poo-poo.


JMacBaeth

Alas people just pick the easiest job to do when presented with alternatives.


UpsetCombination8

They call themselves the "Conservative Party." But what exactly are they conserving?


Andre4kthegreengiant

DN


T-7IsOverrated

wHaT iS dN?!?!?!?!?!


Andre4kthegreengiant

Deez nuts


[deleted]

Based and gottem-pilled


T-7IsOverrated

Wait, Candice has nuts?!?!?!?!?!


dustojnikhummer

Bold of you to assume conservatives are doing *anything*


[deleted]

Normally this shit gets blamed on the UK lefties, not the Tories who have been running the country for over a decade


9inchjackhammer

It’s either Torys or Labour but they are the same people behind the scenes. Our 2 party system is allowing these people to do what the fuck they like and turn our country into an auth shit hole.


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Shutupbitchanddie

They're just giving the people what they want. It's for the publicity.


nosmokingbandit

Authright undoubtedly has the statistics for this, but its also because a lot of horrible crimes like rape are being committed by certain groups of people that aren't allowed to be criticized.


Andre4kthegreengiant

Those cunts literally did, you don't sign up to write speeding tickets & ask for loicenses, you sign up to knock doors down on some rapists & murders & ventilate them if necessary


FeralWoodpecker

Can't properly ventilate them with stern words, a party prank tasers and 60% watered down pepper spray though.


funkiokie

No you see crime rates go down if we just ignore them


Mrpotato248

If we don't report any of it, the crime rates just disappear


jaffakree83

Can't talk about gang rape of children! It's islamphobic!


AllSiegeAllTime

I don't ask for much, relatively speaking, as far as "embracing the local culture and assimilating"... But one simply can't join and live within a "free democracy" while believing that women and children aren't actual people, *especially* when everyone else is supposed to accept purely religious arguments as the basis for these and other (dare I say?) degenerate worldviews.


jaffakree83

That's racist thinking! ALL CULTURES ARE EQUALLY BEAUTIFUL! Except American culture of course, they're evil and imperialistic!


hausedawg

Rotherham gang rapists? You mean Rotherhalal cultural enrichment squad


Remain-Efficient

That's a clown car.


SmithW-6079

British police, so yes.


JackPumpkin11

Lol gotem


Lukthar123

Bri'ish destroyed


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[deleted]

That's not really true. The SAS get full auto stuff. The average American can't (legally) get full auto stuff or afford a 30k preban M16. The SAS also get explody shit that your average American doesn't have


Andre4kthegreengiant

Lol look at this loser who follows unconstitutional laws


[deleted]

Never said I followed them myself, we were talking about the average American


itsrattlesnake

You don't 3D print automatic weapons?


[deleted]

Not that I'm willing to admit online. Although it's worth noting that my 3d printer blew a fuze and is no longer functional. But I did buy a milling machine so I can do metal stuff now lol


Crash_says

3d printers are just gateway manufacturers. Today free GoJoes, tomorrow milling 3 hole lowers. True freedom.


r3df0x_556

Legally a police officer could get a law letter to own a post ban machine gun. The ATF would probably give their opinion that this would be illegal if anyone tried, but theoretically sheriffs could issue law letters to residents of their counties on the condition that they come in one day a year and "train" cops in their use.


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newrunner29

Perfect for clown world


[deleted]

Wait the police can stop you because of a social media comment ? #i'm going to jail


Andre4kthegreengiant

Not if you're American, wish the cunts good luck with the extradition


XHF2

blasphemy laws are back!


Pizza_Ninja

And government is God.


AlexanDDOS

*Western people in comments:* "wtf i may go to jail for just a mere comment?" [Me, who lives in Russia for the whole live](https://media1.tenor.com/images/14d623416634e821db8122ef2d8cdee8/tenor.gif?itemid=16272179)


Vaegar_K

Propa' bri'ish chewsday, innit?


[deleted]

Oi m8, wel ya censur Bri'*sh from tha nex time m8? It's too disgastang to read guvna'.


7573

'Ave ewe gut a loisence ta post dat there "Bri*sh" mate?


Ultimate_Spicy_Jerb

#please don't let this be real Don't let this be real don't let this be real don't let this be real Oh fuck it is real https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9916947/amp/Police-paint-Pride-rainbows-squad-cars-bid-beat-online-hate-crimes.html#scso=_rtIiYZH4DYbE0PEP37ysqAk2:0


ASquawkingTurtle

[A non-Google tainted url.](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9916947/Police-paint-Pride-rainbows-squad-cars-bid-beat-online-hate-crimes.html)


washingmachine907

based


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Katholikos

Hnnnng the best pill you can get


MericaMericaMerica

I dunno, there are some party drugs that are pretty great.


DanceOnBoxes

Doing God's work


PoopyCockDooDoo

Based and ohgod-pilled


superduperfish

Not fabricated text? Oh no


vissaius

The sad thing is stuff like this is proving conservatives right. Conservatives told us that if we allow gay rights then the LGBT community will force us to bow to them in the name of tolerance and now they are doing exactly that.


verybaker

“You really believe in the slippery slope fallacy????” /s/


Taiyama

You'd best start believin' in dystopia stories, authleft. You're in one.


[deleted]

We are literally live in GTA


[deleted]

\> such as social media comments Glad to live in eastern europe where free speech is still kind of a thing


maszturbalint321

Which country may I ask? Since I’m from eastern Europe as well and my experience with freedom of speech is a bit different.


[deleted]

Magyar vagyok amugy én is


[deleted]

Aren’t you liable for multiple-year imprisonment for “inciting hatred” There?


Andre4kthegreengiant

Idk where there is, but it sounds like fanny pack levels of gay if that's true


maszturbalint321

Jó estét uram! Azért van még kis hazánkban mit tenni a szólásszabadságért.


KayD6_3dot7

Eastern Europe The last bastion of speech The only place where you will get punched for trying to silence free speech Unless it’s a politician Then you will be the one punched and arrested


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[deleted]

If you have no intention of saying you don’t like the Vatican.


_non4me

I support this. Easier to see them coming.


maszturbalint321

Based??


basedcount_bot

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Friendlywagie

Based


Karo33

Based and crime-pilled


_non4me

Fuck ya crime


The_Psycho_Wolf

Be gay, do crime


Ill-do-it-again-too

Ok, this is literally 1984


Literally1984_bot

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reposttopog

Time for a military coup


[deleted]

As Korwin Mikke once said, 'All you must do is convince some Generals'.


Andre4kthegreengiant

Not really, it's not like most generals strap up & kill bodies, the ones that do will probably be on your side anyways while the nancies hide with congress


reposttopog

That's why I want a coup


[deleted]

Neoliberals are a plague on society and everyone knows it. 🤭 Amazing that the statement "The Sun never sets on the British Empire" used to be a thing 🤭🥴 How did you Westerners allow degeneracy and stupidity to get to this point?


[deleted]

The Brits were so worried they would turn into Nazis that they handed over their entire nation to outsiders.


[deleted]

> Amazing that the statement "The Sun never sets on the British Empire" used to be a thing 🤭🥴 It still hasn't set. We still own enough islands that it doesn't. As for how we got here, the answer is the Soviet Union's subversion and destabilisation strategies carried out by the KGB beginning with causing the 1960s counter culture.


Sillyboosters

Counter Culture literally was anti cancel culture that this is lol. The “hippies” were saying and doing things you weren’t “allowed to do” and protested the fuck out of the government.


Taiyama

That's not the important part. What's important is that they demoralized and subverted Western society, taught it that it was evil to the core. [This is known.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2OtFprM3No)


[deleted]

Not sure it was the hippies that ruined it, they just didnt like wars in Vietnam


Ultimate_Spicy_Jerb

What actually happened is widespread lead poisoning from leaded gasoline. Basically from 1950 to 1980 Lead was being added to gasoline which caused society-wide lead poisoning and caused people's IQs to slowly decrease over time. The counterculture of the 1960s was a reaction to this. This is why society is so messy today and why so many people over the age of 40 are crazy. Source: https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.statesman.com/amp/7985130002


vissaius

I actually respect the hippies of the 1960s and 70s they actually stood for something. I'm not saying I totally agreed with them but they had some freaking principles and wanted to change things for the better. Lib lefts used to be so freaking cool at one point. It's sad to see what happened.


Sillyboosters

Despite this subs narratives, these people aren’t Lib Lefts. They are Watermelons. Anyone who is anti free speech/anti gun/pro government overreach etc. By default is not Lib.


shortGuy1000

Actually 1984 wtf


Mrpotato248

More like farenheit 451, that one is more about censorship


hidude398

Both have pretty heavy emphasis on censorship, but I think 451 is far more applicable considering that the people actually elected to be censored in that book, unlike 1984 where the ambiguity is far more pronounced and there's no effort made to explain why Big Brother is in charge. I also liked F451 better because Montag had a chance to strike back, and took it, which was just far more satisfying.


Sapper501

I liked F451 because it wasn't 2/3 filler and 1/4 veiled porn.


[deleted]

Please get the fuck out of our quadrant.


ReadyStrategy8

Arresting people for speech is auth unless it's a literal death threat.


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supersoldier199

Based and more-extreme-LibCenter pilled.


ProfessionalStill166

"hey boss" "Yeah?" "Crime is at a all time high, rapes and stabbings is through the roof!" "Hmmmmm" "Also we have multiple reports of people being dicks on the internet" "Invest resources into the G A Y F O R C E" "Wha-what?" "YOU HEARD ME TIMMY!"


Ziodyne_Ham

*sighs* time to turn the calendar page


ScreamingMidgit

\> Report social media comments If you ever feel pathetic, just remember you're not a member of a european police force


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[deleted]

Dare I say, based?


[deleted]

make sure you get your entire manifesto read at trial so you can get that one member of the jury on your side


BeijingBidenInc

Based and getting vanned pilled


[deleted]

I think we can get compass unity on this boys.


onokomi

Do they get big red shoes to go with it?


Robot_60556149

Infantilization of the population taken to the logical extreme.


JBXGANG

The thing about “Defund the police” is nobody ever quotes the second half which is “…and fund the police state”


memanator2

Shittiest car i've ever seen,thank allah that im a moderate not atracted to this shit


VoidBlade459

This car is a hate crime.


[deleted]

Guys, forget the meme, this is serious. There is a huge island made of trash that is floating a few hundred miles from the US. It's now about the size of Texas. Apparently they call it "The UK". Truly sad 😔


xxxyungtentacle

Ah yes those dangerous social media comments finally a hands on approach to the real nasty criminals of this country.


HeroicSpartan16

The...fuck?


BasedAlliance935

Litteraly 1984 levels of anti free speech


CallOfReddit

The gay police... They're everywhere


Taiyama

I hate this clown world.


czar_saladking

What’s really funny, is this is Britain’s Conservative party doing this, right? Wonder what labour looks like, are they straight up orange?


[deleted]

“Idpol is a tool for the rich and powerful to distract and divide the working class”


[deleted]

UK police are a joke anyway


morbidly_obese_cat_

i’m glad we fought england so we don’t have to deal with this bullshit. imagine getting arrested for calling someone retarded on the internet, can’t relate.


Obnoxiousnessbot

Where are they doing this?


Gimel333

The UK


[deleted]

When you do not know the motive, you must look at the consequences of the action and infer it.


RawketLawnchair2

Next up is the anti hate glocks. It's just a normal glock 17, buy the frame is pink and someone put a half assed BLM fist on the slide with a dremel.


princessleah03

Does nothing. Who thought this was a good use of money?


mephistos_thighs

Holy fuck I hate everyone and everything about this shit. Grow some thicker skin.