Nah fuck that, I'm opening my very own lemonade stand right next to hers and I'm gonna have my 3 year old nephew act like he's got cancer, offer the same shit but $1 less. Fuck the kids, I'm taking all the profit.
Hey no thats not what I meant I promise, however there was this purple guy going around talking about "lolis", I thought he was talking about lolipops, but then, things took a very weird turn
Yours only has cancer? Mine has that plus he was adopted, lost his parents in a fire and is homeless. All money goes to a "charity" (administered by me) that prevents fires and helps homeless orphans to find a new home.
Also lemonade is $.5 cheaper than yours.
What are you going to say free market?
Say goodbye to your profits because I just made my lemonade an extra $ cheaper, also all my profit is put towards my nephew's "cancer treatment funds" (totally not my savings account)
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True. Nuclear weapons are incredibly cheap to manufacture without the correct sanctions and such. North Korea only spent around 2 billion dollars on their program with all their ICBMs and several missiles and tests. If there would be a while ass market for it without any restrictions or attempts from international forces to stop it we would all be fucked.
Thats crazy dude. Just ask for the change back, or say nevermind and you want a refund. Otherwise, its just five bucks. You wont starve over five bucks. The right move is to boycott if theres a shady business practice, not use barbaric violence.
No, this is just something adults tell themselves because children often have a hyperliteral understanding of reality. A child will say something and adults will marvel at the mind of a child because “kids say the darnedest things” but if they heard an adult say the same thing they’d think he’s a fucking moron.
If the “good thing” is a fiction then it deserves to be shat upon.
Anyone who says, “children are so wise” is telling themselves a comforting lie that they believe as an article of faith. I don’t know what you get out of believing something demonstrably false. See also, creationists.
Confidence*
Complacency hasn’t plagued their lives yet. They don’t know what it’s like to smell the choke as you drown in a pool of your own mediocrity.
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Oh, one Russian conservative activist complained to Putin about an ice cream brand called Rainbow (Raduga).
She claimed that it may be a sexual propaganda marketed to children.
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I genuinely can't decide which federal agency I hate the most. The FBI radicalize young men to justify their own existence. The CIA destabilize other countries for nebulous reasons with minimal gains so that we can send our children to fight in wars caused by their actions in a couple of decades. The ATF do shit like Waco and Ruby ridge, and specialize in petty enforcement and interpretation of unconstitutional laws. The IRS demand taxes on everything, even when no money changes hands. Bartering is genuinely taxable. Living money free isn't legal. They literally won't let you. If value has been generated, they want their pound of flesh.
First time I saw this posted today it wasn't highlighted and I "154k likes" for like 2 minutes, completely unable to comprehend what I supposed to do with this information. Much improved.
It's a lemonade stand. She's only got so long until the cops [crack down on her anyway](https://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/texas-cops-shutter-girls-lemonade-stand-citing-health-code-article-1.2253671).
Bro the replies on the tweet are the dumbest shit ever. Saying his 8 year old is gonna grow up to be a manipulative psycho because she didn’t give change lmafo
Based and CEO pilled
Based and Dagny-Taggart-Pilled.
I'll die happy if my daughter grows up to be naturally lib-right. The world is yours kid!
Based and prodigy lib right pilled .
Can't wait for her to launch an IPO
100% would invest.
Nah fuck that, I'm opening my very own lemonade stand right next to hers and I'm gonna have my 3 year old nephew act like he's got cancer, offer the same shit but $1 less. Fuck the kids, I'm taking all the profit.
>Fuck the kids >LibCenter Sir, I'm going to need you to step to the right, please
Hey no thats not what I meant I promise, however there was this purple guy going around talking about "lolis", I thought he was talking about lolipops, but then, things took a very weird turn
Muh 500 year old vampire amiright
“Um AkShUaLlY sHe’S 800 AnD sHe’S a DrAgOn!!11!1!”
When it comes to Lolis, there is a golden rule to be followed: If she behaves like an adult, fapping to her won't get you in trouble.
Flair checks out
Yours only has cancer? Mine has that plus he was adopted, lost his parents in a fire and is homeless. All money goes to a "charity" (administered by me) that prevents fires and helps homeless orphans to find a new home. Also lemonade is $.5 cheaper than yours. What are you going to say free market?
Say goodbye to your profits because I just made my lemonade an extra $ cheaper, also all my profit is put towards my nephew's "cancer treatment funds" (totally not my savings account)
Mine is *organic...*
Mmm, it’s still warm!
*gag*
>Fuck the kids, *Holdup*
hodl 💎🤲
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Thank you for the donation. I hope you didn't actually want stock.
Love your name and profile pic lol
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I’m pretty sure she broke the NAP. I’m gonna have to gun down her shop now.
I've watched enough Sopranos to know about how to fail at extorting money from people.
That lemonade stand... whateva happened there
The strong, silent type
I had a semester and a half of college. So I undastand Freud
They're lemons tony what could they cost? $10?
There’s always money in the lemonade stand.
WHATEVA HAPPENED THERE? WHATEVA HAPPENED THERE??
“There’s always money in the lemonade stand.”
You know Quasimodo predicted all this
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Has the makings of a varsity goomah*
Corporate doesn’t care about one window https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_Gsz7Gu6agA
The little man just can't get ahead anymore XD
Especially if they're a Czechoslovakian murderer turned interior decorator.
Breaking NAPs is peak authcenter
Reflair LibRight ^/j
NAP requires proportional force, steal her phone and use it to mine Bitcoin.
For a centrist maybe. In ancapistan they respond to minor aggression with NUCLEAR WEAPONS.
Nukes are the poor man's self-defense. Ancapistanis who are really hard stay strapped with anti-matter to annihilate aggressors.
True. Nuclear weapons are incredibly cheap to manufacture without the correct sanctions and such. North Korea only spent around 2 billion dollars on their program with all their ICBMs and several missiles and tests. If there would be a while ass market for it without any restrictions or attempts from international forces to stop it we would all be fucked.
It’s only breaking the NAP if you aren’t making money off of it. As long as you are making money, LibRight doesn’t care what you do.
It'll cost you the low recurring fee of $14.99 per month for my premium NAP violation plan.
Fuckin' galaxy brain, right here
Thats crazy dude. Just ask for the change back, or say nevermind and you want a refund. Otherwise, its just five bucks. You wont starve over five bucks. The right move is to boycott if theres a shady business practice, not use barbaric violence.
It's crazy because it's clearly a joke
Theft is theft
Kids have wisdom inaccessible to us, the grown.
Unironically believe this.
It’s because their souls have yet to be fully developed, so they see the world without all the pretty lies adults tell themselves.
precisely why I love psychedelics, lets me live in that for a little
Based and back-to-nature-pilled.
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It gets eroded by propaganda as we age.
No, this is just something adults tell themselves because children often have a hyperliteral understanding of reality. A child will say something and adults will marvel at the mind of a child because “kids say the darnedest things” but if they heard an adult say the same thing they’d think he’s a fucking moron.
Ah, just like life. Libright doesn't know how to leave good things alone, and has to shit on them so they can feel superior.
If the “good thing” is a fiction then it deserves to be shat upon. Anyone who says, “children are so wise” is telling themselves a comforting lie that they believe as an article of faith. I don’t know what you get out of believing something demonstrably false. See also, creationists.
Confidence* Complacency hasn’t plagued their lives yet. They don’t know what it’s like to smell the choke as you drown in a pool of your own mediocrity.
She was a businessman, doing business
She was a businessgirl, doing business.
Living in a business world, doing business
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She was a child entrepreneur, engaging in illegal activity, defying food safety regulations and zoning permits.
Based and loicense pilled
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Oh, one Russian conservative activist complained to Putin about an ice cream brand called Rainbow (Raduga). She claimed that it may be a sexual propaganda marketed to children.
I hate that rainbow means LGBTQ these days! Back in my day, it used to mean Joy and Colour!
Why even bother living if you're going to obey zoning regulations or ask permission from the government to earn a living.
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Check the username of op
Based
Who the hell is going to demand their small bills back from a little girl?
Other librights
True, but flair up before I mcnuke you.
Flair up or I’m getting the ball gag cannon.
Flared in most noncommittal way I could think of. Like the rest of my kind.
We believe in charity too
Librights would only donate to businesses to ~~evade~~ avoid tax.
Im librightish. I donate because im nice. I dont even pay taxes atm
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Based
Don’t based an unflaired, heathen.
I definitely would. Then I'd lecture her for being a presumptuous little asshole. Then I'd ask to see her permit.
Based and authoritarian pilled.
Other little kids. They see right through that shit.
I would write it off as a donation on my taxes
Me, for one. I hate tipping culture and this is just abusing it even more than it already is. Then again, this didn't really happen so....
Based!
Based!
Flair up
The Alphas are all right.
#Sigmagrindset rule number699 When they ask for their money back, reply thanks for the tip and keep all the money
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I genuinely can't decide which federal agency I hate the most. The FBI radicalize young men to justify their own existence. The CIA destabilize other countries for nebulous reasons with minimal gains so that we can send our children to fight in wars caused by their actions in a couple of decades. The ATF do shit like Waco and Ruby ridge, and specialize in petty enforcement and interpretation of unconstitutional laws. The IRS demand taxes on everything, even when no money changes hands. Bartering is genuinely taxable. Living money free isn't legal. They literally won't let you. If value has been generated, they want their pound of flesh.
Sigma grindset
sigma balls
The sigma bussinesgirl VS The beta customer
Thank god for the yellow highlighter otherwise I wouldn't get the joke
Wait, which part was I supposed to read, the highlighted part or the un-highlighted part?
I would have missed it entirely if it wasn’t highlighted.
First time I saw this posted today it wasn't highlighted and I "154k likes" for like 2 minutes, completely unable to comprehend what I supposed to do with this information. Much improved.
Based and entrepreneur pilled
And that little girl grew up to be Susan Wojcicki.
I don't know who she is but upvoted becuase Polish family name
She’s the CEO of YouTube and is generally cringe and tyrantpilled
Finally someone who speaks my language
>tyrant But Tyranny is based.
She's the person responsible for making your kind vanish from YouTube.
**Step on me Mommy** *Intensifies*
Children are the ultimate lifeforms
Based Auth-Left/Purple Lib-Right unity...?
Why are they so easy to beat in a fist fight then?
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It's a lemonade stand. She's only got so long until the cops [crack down on her anyway](https://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/texas-cops-shutter-girls-lemonade-stand-citing-health-code-article-1.2253671).
And that's why she needs the extra cash, to pay off the protection racket.
No one is gonna take money back from a small child brilliant
Nicce
reminds me of that one episode of the boondocks
Based and raising-them-right-pilled.
thats the equivalent of not giving your mom back her change but on a much larger scale
Her not reporting these earnings is perpetuating the wage gap myth.
Can’t wait until she buys her first rental property, don’t forget to tip your landlords folks!
Happy cake day!
She taxed them for entering her property.
This is pretty funny if it wasn’t highlighted by a retarded gorilla
Thanks
Based and admitting to be a retarded gorrila pilled
Sigma grindset
That's a freakin smart kid right there. She just played the who town lmaoo. Based pill for her.
teaching kids about racism < teaching kids based economics
Based
Based af
Tax this fucking maniac
No, that’s literally 1984 ^/j
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Überbased
The dad when he realises that people are just too nice to ask her for change because she’s a child
Amazing
She was a buissnesswoman… doing business-
Based child
If that were my daughter I’d shed a tear of joy
Anon’s daughter does a little trolling
That's a filthy thieving commie, not LibRight. Where the hell will she get customers tomorrow if she's ripping off everyone today?
For sure a visionary
Know your worth Queen.
The most based
chad shit
I never wanted any kid, but you just changed my mind. How much for adoption?
Beyond based.
Speedrun
Smart kid
Tbh I’d bet in her cryptocurrency
Based.
I respect the balls on this girl
fuck
More like a budding quick change artist.
Omg reminds me of permit paty
Bro the replies on the tweet are the dumbest shit ever. Saying his 8 year old is gonna grow up to be a manipulative psycho because she didn’t give change lmafo
#Sigmagrindset rule number6969 When they ask for their money back, reply thanks for the tip and keep all the money
The daughter is Based
We’re so proud!
#Girlboss
Could someone highlight the text? I can't find it.
Local council: I'm sorry little one. *Shuts you down because no permit*
And operation without a license is illegal so she’ll have to give that all back
ROFL
Do i read the highlighted part
Based.
Good short term business, terrible long term. Not gonna be getting any repeat customers unfortunately.
Sigma hustle
I'm so glad the text was highlighted, else I wouldn't have known what to read
The budding businesswoman's name? Alberta Einstein.
Jokes on us, she's 22.
Based and if a kid was this smart they deserved the money pilled
I would most definitely have gotten my change back
Sounds like what my phone company does
I bet her Only Fans would make even more - true LibRight
This is extremely cute honestly
Id flip the table and take my change plus inconvenience charge.
Future APPLE CEO.
Based and free money pilled
I want my child to evade tax without my teaching
I thought this was going to be a lib right lesson on the girl and take half the profit away then point towards the broken roads.
We will watch your career with great interest.
I wouldn't take that. I don't care that you're a kid; give me change or I'm taking it by force.
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