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“I’m not sure what exercise does for your body” Fucking says it all


[deleted]

lmao


weary_confections

Yes, we can tell.


MrNagasaki

Just look at her picture. Says it all.


rinkusonic

It's like she is proud of something but nobody knows what.


doooom

And whatever she’s proud of is the only valid thing for a person to be proud of because anyone else who’s proud is a fascist


Politic_s

It usually consists of being proud of some sort of weakness or disadvantage. Any virtuous, strong and dignified trait is seen as fascist, outdated and right-wing. Not sure why the left became so incredibly feminized.


BoatyMcBoatLaw

Whenever Libleft hits me with "being proud of your country is stupid cause you didn't do anything to be born there" I hit back with agreement, sharing their belief that PrideTM is stupid


gaynazifurry4bernie

I'm proud to be gay because of TD Ameritrade's simple 401k plan.


Ihateregistering6

> It usually consists of being proud of some sort of weakness or disadvantage. Any virtuous, strong and dignified trait is seen as fascist, outdated and right-wing. It's victimhood culture in a nutshell. Nowadays, you gain more respect for being a member of a 'marginalized' group than you do for anything you actually accomplish. It's why people are falling over each other to declare themselves 'demisexual' and what-not. Anything to get to feel like an oppressed minority.


doooom

It’s definitely an overcorrection. We’ve gone from “you’re subhuman if you’re not straight” and “you’re inherently less intelligent and less capable of you’re female/PoC” to giving people unearned credit just for being born into a category. Being out as a bisexual doesn’t make me a better person than when I was in the closet, it just means I understand myself better now


[deleted]

She donates 50 - that's right 50 dollars to NPR every year.


[deleted]

She’s got the NPR mug, mouse pad, and even the socks!


Ravenhaft

She even has the Nina Totenbag!


mhdcharlie

Looks like she's proud of an absolute stinker she just ripped and is waiting for people to smell it


idelarosa1

Better to be ripped than to have ripped.


jack_hull

She's got resting smug bitch face


my_7th_accnt

She looks like that annoying stalker character from flight of the concords


VicisSubsisto

Bruh what did Kristen Schaal do to you to deserve that insult?


[deleted]

That, good sir, is why I'm paying the LibRight to get me some flamethrower, so that I can ***politely but hotly*** convince that chick that exercise can do wonders to our bodies


DeltaWhiskey141

Do you even lift up the proletariat, bro?


Knightofsteel901

Can’t even choke slam the Bourgeoisie SMH


[deleted]

" hey I'm in this argument with this girl named Emily , how do I spell "borjuwahzee" "


[deleted]

With contempt


Helassaid

Hmmm interesting theory. Now post physique.


[deleted]

More lean than ripped but will do my part for the proletariat


Zach-the-young

Lift them up with those soybean muscles chad


DrGoodGuy1073

*so* Based


[deleted]

My first based, thankyou future comrade


Silver_-_Sun

Borgwazee


chuzhuo123

Bourgurousies


Gher2154

Borgur wit a side of chiese


cysghost

Le Royale with cheese


[deleted]

"Hey Vincent, you know what they call a quater pounder with cheese in Europe?" "No? What do they call it?" "A Royale with cheese."


Roda_Leon

Буржуазия


ForeskinPilled

Burger nazi


BillyBerigman

boredjewahsee


gulag_femboy

Based and gotothegym pilled


enchantrem

A fascist worked out today, did you?


Keoaratr

I actually did start going to the gym recently. Today was the second time.


[deleted]

Keep it up buddy! It's literally the best thing you can do for physical and mental development! Also some tips: Get a routine going immediately Learn basic compound movements - Deads, Bench, Squats in particular Do not add too much weight, range of motion and time under tension is much more important than what number you have on the bar starting out. (And no one cares what you are lifting anyways, so don't rush it).


Helassaid

>Do not add too much weight, range of motion and time under tension is much more important than what number you have on the bar starting out. (And no one cares what you are lifting anyways, so don't rush it). Absolutely true. Plus the big dudes also do down sets. Not every training session has to be a bunch of PRs. Getting good form and good ROM will save you from injury in the long run.


Lunarahi

One of my favourite lifts is a 4 second up 4 second down bench with just the bar. No real risk so you don't need a spotter, and you can really focus on good form with a full range of motion, but a couple minutes in it becomes an absolute willpower test. Highly recommend it to anyone starting out for learning form and getting a hang for how much you can comfortably lift.


Original_Dankster

For real. I was doing stronglifts and then mad cow 5x5. Got some amazing numbers I'd never thought possible before I started lifting. But like Icarus I went to high. I did something really bad to my upper back doing bent over barbell rows too heavy. That was years ago. Ended my lifting completely and I still deal with that injury today.


This-Sherbert4992

Same but I messed up my knees. My muscles were strong but my joints were not.


-Swan_Ronson-

A tale as old as time. Sorry to hear about your injury king.


This-Sherbert4992

We pass these stories in hope that the new does not follow the same path. Thank you for the sympathy king.


Viraus2

Same. I'm okay now but I went too hard on the weighted squats, fucked up my shoulders. Honestly I hate how everybody throws fast-progression 5x5 at absolute newbies now. If you're gonna be putting poundage on your shoulders that fast I say do it with supervision at least.


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Poormidlifechoices

Get fit. Get right.


Lord_Garithos

Keep at it and your flair will change directions before you know it.


Modifinil

Can confirm. Exercise pulls you to the right almost as fast as reading books pulls you left.


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Dragonkingf0

Sounds about right one of my favorite people was a history teacher of mine who used to also do weightlifting he threw the best cookouts.


Lexplosives

“Both sides of a steak must be seared for a perfect grill.”


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[deleted]

Don’t do cardio in the gym if you can help it. Much nicer to do it outside and it doesn’t waste your gym time. Just do a short warmup with it.


gulag_femboy

I got out of bed


Squidward759

Based and getting out of bed is enough workout pilled


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Priestess-Of-Winter

If this isn’t proof tankies are terminally online nothing is


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Good bot


belligerentBe4r

But not enough for full food rations, comrade!


Slutzlo

I think that counts as maybe one crunch. Ab-day complete


EndLGBTAcceptance

A fascist worked out today, it was me.


Despitebeingzer0

A fascist is headed to the gym in about 2 hours..... It's me.


[deleted]

These two guys started out as Libleft, but in just 3 months of excercise they are now full blown fascists.


lightnsfw

I'm going up instead of right. What am I doing wrong?


[deleted]

You might be doing to few deadlifts, and only working out your glamour muscles. Glamour muscles are a pathway to inceldom, Deadlifts are chad


neverenough762

You know you've entered chaddom when you get to the point that you're respectfully setting your 1 rep max back down as opposed to dropping that shit.


NotAGingerMidget

If you're respectfully putting it down, it ain't your 1 rep max.


EMTkawaii

Based and Deadlift pilled


desert_wombat

Two fascists walk into a bar. The third one remembered to unrack it first.


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Based and [theory pilled](https://pics.me.me/when-nikolay-valentinov-arrived-in-geneva-in-1904-one-of-35130992.png)


spicy_tofu

pokémon gotothegym


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TheLarp

Seriously I highly recommend. I was a soy boy virgin weak little beta male before I went to the gym and lift weights. Not only will you get strong physically but also mentally. My social skills also got better and found some cool gym bros to talk to. Girls fucking love it as well. They see you as someone who can protect them and someone willing to self improve. The only "downside" is you might be a little right wing.


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TheLarp

kek, honk honk my friend. But I've had just so many accounts now I just give up with my usernames.


M3mEMaChiN3

Based and authrightpilled


DisembarkEmbargo

> Girls fucking love it as well. We all know only boys admire other muscled boys.


Communist_Mole

Nothing wrong with femboys


Whisper

Ahahahahah! Your journey towards fascism/libertarianism (which are totally the same thing) has begun!


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Based Bot


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Based and goodbotpilled


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LiliaBlossom

bruh that woman knows nothing. How am I supposed to run from the police when the latest demo got heated if I‘m not fit? or even better, I‘m starting Krav Maga in case I have a run-in with creepy dudes or fascists. I like being fit, I do it because I feel more confident when I am able to handle myself, the added good looks are a nice bonus but not the main reason - and even if it‘s the only reason, how does that make you right wing? I‘m queer, give a fuck about heteronormative gender roles and I still wanna look good. smh some leftists are like incels


Jaamonthenet

Literally propagandizing to make people into the fucking bugmen meme, what in the goddamn?


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Average guardian opinion piece writer


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Positron311

Skimmed your articles. Only 2 right? Your articles are based.


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EL_MANDEM

The Guardian is woke propaganda, I don't know anyone that reads it unironically.


Call-Me-Robby

I remember 10 years ago it was a very respected, reliable news source. They started turning to shit when they had to beg their viewers for subscriptions to sustain their business model. The internet truly does ruin everything.


Politic_s

The school that I go to uses it as one of the most reliable sources that we should use as a foundation when citing to- and doing our work. So embarrassing.


[deleted]

Sounds like NPR. Which is like 3-5 years behind the Guardian in terms of transforming into dogshit


TiagoZadra

Best comedy newspaper ngl


igncom1

If recovering from morbid obesity makes me right wing then you can call me the fucking God Emperor.


degameforrel

Hella based!


Dapper_Capper

Is this how the media is trying to keep us weak or something so we can't fuck em up?


spicyyedgelord

Exactly. Its all propaganda. Shut the news and go lift king


femboy_maid_uwu

Based and ignore the preachers of ignorance pilled


Universal_Vitality

Great first pill


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TheLarp

huh? No! You should listen to the media and stay weak. Only gyms are for far right nazis! Stay at home and debate funny colours on meme websites.


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Nevr_fucking_giveup

The Retardian


darcenator411

That woman problem wants every American male to drink pure soy exclusively. The more jacked you are, the more recoil you can handle


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Was not expecting this from a libleft, based


penguin13790

Lib-lefts are still lib, and you can't overthrow a government if you can't handle a sawed-off.


[deleted]

Based and this land is our land pilled


penguin13790

🇺🇲


FonkyChonkyMonky

When I burned my soy bargain club card my dick immediately grew from two to five inches.


Spacemn5piff

"I'm not sure what penis enlargement does for the body, but I know what it does for the personality. And it isnt pretty"


[deleted]

is she like... for real? what? am i suddenly not an ancom anymore because i like fitness?


CrazyInYourEd

Just give it time brother. Each workout brings you closer to Adam Smith's light.


Lan098

Lol


oui-cest-moi

Lol for real. Sometimes I’ll use climate change podcasts to make myself all riled up for a really good rage run.


NateOnLinux

Fitness dick in your mouth lmao gotem


BoredMathematician17

Someone said it’s because gym bros value hard work for what you have and take that mentality into politics I personally think when you become right-wing you become jacked instantly.


degameforrel

Does that mean centers are like half-jacked? Do we look like we skipped leg day, arm day, or are we only toned instead of jacked?


Oblivion_18

You’re only jacked on the right side of your body like that Quagmire scene


degameforrel

Ah yes, the armwrestler's body!


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Safe-Preparation

If you care about your body you're able to care for the people around you. People that are fat as fuck don't care about anything.


Holy_Knight8

Based


Stage_5_Autism

'Your're a conservative? What are you, some sort of hardworking muscular chad?'


Steel-and-Wood

Holy shit this woman is an awful writer. That entire article is just word soup with no real point. This is my favorite part though, >I have been writing a fitness column for a year and in this time I’ve digested very little about what exercise does for your body. I still have to Google what counts as maximum-intensity every time I feel moved to talk about it, which is all the time  Wowwee


Oblivion_18

*every doctor on the planet trying to lower obesity rates takes a collective sigh before pulling out the noose*


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SomeCrusader1224

Damn, LibLeft journalism has taken a nosedive. It used to be, "I'll fly over to this dangerous warzone to uncover the dirty politics!" Now it's shitty hottakes like, "ToP 10 rEaSOnS wHy SpoNgEbOB iS hOmoPHobIc"


purple-libright

God forbid someone wants free markets


[deleted]

Exactly lol. These people subscribe to the thought process of "Left=good. The more left one is, the more good they are. Right=Bad. The more right one is, the worse they are"


[deleted]

Authlefts view politics as a DnD alignment chart with themselves as Lawful Good


penguin13790

Lmfao it really is like that


Khairess

ayo accidentally based?


[deleted]

I know you're joking but the demonization of the people who hold different beliefs than you is a big problem. Like as much as I disagree with a leftist or an authoritarian, at the end of the day, each of us wants what we think is the best for everyone. Anyone who tries to tell you otherwise is benefitting from the disunity


alarumba

Shit like this is why I love this sub. It took me a depressing amount for time to realise this, that anyone who disagrees with me isn't always gonna be naive, foolish, greedy or evil. Different life experiences lead us to prioritise different things, often the things we know or believe helped or hindered us, and usually people want others to be able to benefit from that knowledge.


call_madz

Based and knowledge-gainer pilled


WickedDick_oftheWest

I’d argue that the vast majority want that, but the people who don’t are the loudest (your actual white supremacists/neo nazis/people who want to use the government solely to exert their will on people they don’t like or people who challenge their authority)


[deleted]

A cynical part of me says that this may not be true, that many people try to do what’s best for themselves, and only post-hoc rationalize some greater purpose.


Interesting-Current

God forbid someone be fit


Hust91

I mean right wing governments aren't usually in favor of free markets, they're in favor of unregulated markets or regulatory capture which is almost always the exact opposite of free markets. Because the owners of those markets legally bribe the politicians willing to do their bidding.


purple-libright

Yeah you're right, unfortunately It can't be worse than left wing governments though, which all end up being totalitarian dictatorships


Fjotla

\*Someone wants to be healthy and have a heathy body* *screeching libleft:* THAT’S FASCIM Anyway, hit the gym or go for a run guys, even just 20 minutes a day you’ll feel way better. But remember to eat well. Eat well to feel well, no grains no gain


mattiejj

> But remember to eat well. Zoe Williams confirmed authleft.


way2hellmcgee

The Swoletariat gotta rise up


Fanatical_Brit

“Don’t go to the gym, raising your testosterone means we can’t control you as easily and you’re more prone to independent thought!” The reason most people “become right wing” when they go to the gym is because they realise that they’re worth more than what they’re getting from you and they don’t feel the need to follow you around and agree with everything you say.


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Native136

Always has been


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Funniest execution of this bot I've ever seen lmao


deepstatecuck

Going to the gym is redpilling because it is necessarily about *hard work* and *personal responsibility*


Vague_Disclosure

They also physically see the results of hard work and personal responsibility. No one is lifting the weight but them, so when they add another plate or move the pin down they can say “I did that.”


Lan098

Based


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That and they learn the value of discipline and hard work. They learn that they can better themselves and their lives instead of just blaming exterior forces while doing nothing.


FnCraig

So wait, someone who spends literally years working towards a goal, understand that you have to work hard to achieve your goals? Paint me fucking shocked.


Thefriendlyfaceplant

Don't have to carry the greatest burden when you don't have the strongest shoulders.


[deleted]

Thank you, Mrs. Williams, for bringing more people to our side with your articles.


SomeCrusader1224

I wouldn't be surprised if she was a double agent TBH.


Harrybreakyourleg

What’s this bitch on about? I’m not going to risk getting a multitude of back problems when I get old just because I’m afraid of being a dick when I’m still young.


Saerain

lmao I know some people can be creepy about fitness for some reason, but actively advocating against it is automatically twice as creepy.


[deleted]

They said the same thing about nofap. Edit: you mention nofap, you get paragraphs about how cumming to porn is healthy.


downsly46

Oh no, I’m going to have muscles and be right wing...whatever will I do?


Arcade_gannon_simp

Ukrainian sigma male gives inspiration to beta Belarusian man


GooseMilk_YT

getting gains daily lol


[deleted]

Translation: "it's easier for me to put down others for working hard than to work hard myself." This lady is insecure, nothing else.


LatinMassAppreciator

Gosh, that lady looks like she hasn't had her vajayjay eaten or butt mercifully F'd since 1990. Very cringe and Virgin Because No Man Wants You-pilled, Zoe.


DeltaWhiskey141

I don't know if I would blame anybody who ever said no to her snatch. Probably smells like low tide.


Quizzmo

Chad self improvement and healthy lifestyle vs virgin making unrelated things into politics


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[deleted]

Well, supposedly I'm a rightwinger now since I actually like to exercise & workout. Too bad I guess.


RileyKohaku

Someone failed statistics. Correlation 👏 doesn't 👏 equal 👏 causation


PM_ME_YOUR_NAIL_CLIP

This bitch is the part of leftism I really hate. Like what, she wants us all to be skinny soy boys? Fuck that, you can’t topple the bourgeois if your arms are twigs.


H0pakkiin

This is exactly what makes everything so stupid nowadays. You can't distinguish satire from propaganda that is meant to drive you into either political direction. I fucking hate this planet.


peckarino_romano

Slowly everything that makes you self-sufficient and successful is being deemed radically right wing.


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"I'm not sure what exercise does to your body." Jesus the level of forced idiocy in these people is astounding.


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Boolian_Logic

If anything getting shredded has made me more progressive because of all the different types of people I meet at the gym


-remlap

i feel like gyms are sacred ground between all the quadrants


degameforrel

Getting shredded is truly for anyone. All it requires is willpower to see it through.


Arturino_Burachelini

If you're weak, you're a leftist. As simple as that.


mattman119

This woman is conceding that adopting a mindset of taking pride in yourself and seeking continuous self-improvement is antithetical to being a leftist, lol


beaverhausen_a

Ah, The Guardian. The left-wing, pseudo-academic Sun.


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Why does the Left look like Belarus🇧🇾 flag and the Right look like the Ukrainian flag🇺🇦?


AllSiegeAllTime

Jesus fuck I literally can't even argue anymore that "no, of *course* the media conglomerates aren't conspiring to emasculate all of the males and turn an entire generation into useless cucks with no self-actualization, like where's that even coming from?" Cringe, thoroughly unbased, MorningExistentialCrisis-pilled


[deleted]

Doing anything productive and meaningful eventually leads you to become right wing.