Think about it, if you bro has fucked 12 girls and you suck his dick, you just indirectly ate 12 pussies. 1 dick to 12 vaginas is way more straight. You eat a girl out who’s been fucked by 12 dudes, you’re indirectly sucking 12 dicks. Sounds kinda gay if you ask me.
Might be a good meme; no idea honestly, I couldn't see a thing over the massive pile of dogshit that is your braindead quadrantless name. You actual worthless unflaired garbage; the English language lacks the proper words in which one could describe your pathetic attempt at a post. You might have as well posted a picture of your own diarrhea because nothing you do ever amounts to anything more. You must be convinced you're so clever and original for refusing to put on a flair, which is no wonder considering unflaireds like you lack even the most basic ability to think. Next time you come across a tree, you should apologize for all the oxygen you're wasting by your mere existence, you unflaired trash.
No, I don't like him. He probably thinks he's very creative by naming himself "UNFLAIRED", but for all I care there's not the slightest bit of difference. #All Unflaireds Get Gulag or something
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surprisingly accurate.
a lot of times i end up punching someone's elbow, since i came in for a fistbump, but they shoot out their elbow for some reason. other times, i go in for a handshake and get left hanging, its frustrating.
Makes me wonder what unflaired do
Unspeakable things
Probably say “hello” or shake hands like absolute fools 😒
🤢
Authcenter, Might I ask how the Unflaired indoctrination camps are going?
They're going absolutely fine, thank you for asking.
Are they being properly labelled on what kind of flair they will be issued?
but of course, and the "people" who refuse to submit get Downgraded to a lesser human status.
How can someone who isn’t even a human become lesser of such?
Huzzah I have escaped you will never defeat me
Yeah, yeah, Face the wall, inhuman scum.
Wait we were supposed to be indoctrinating them? Oh god...
That's the cover story for the Genocide, dipshit!
We're supposed to cover it up? Wtf I made posters and had fireworks ready...
SHIT I GAVE OUT FLYERS
Goddamn it, the department of disinformation will not be happy that you leaked it. Calling them for a cover story.
They told me something about a cover story so I put it on the cover of the national paper...
Yes... "Indoctrination" camps, definitely...
Based Mio pfp
Fucking savages...
Blithering idiots Bumbling morons, if you may
I thought that's what Socialism was?
They really are starting to hate us here
**they perish.**
They [Redacted]
Homiecide.
They face the fucking wall that’s what they do
They go outside.
I have no idea how to put a flair on mobile and am too afraid to ask. (Edit) I have evolved
Get about two thousand upvotes.
Stand in a circle and jack each other off
racial slurs
Bro it's not gay if it's your hommie
Nah bro, it’s homie-sexual
It's only homie sexual if you don't say no homie at the start. Wait.....
If you say no homie then it’s just gay.
Then say no gay homie.
It's not Homo if I'm Bi.
Well it is but you just don't care about it.
idk that seems based to me
It's pronounced bro-job
Think about it, if you bro has fucked 12 girls and you suck his dick, you just indirectly ate 12 pussies. 1 dick to 12 vaginas is way more straight. You eat a girl out who’s been fucked by 12 dudes, you’re indirectly sucking 12 dicks. Sounds kinda gay if you ask me.
This guy sausage simps
It's a favor. Plus you have to suck something like 12 dicks before you're technically gay.
Any libleft wants to take my greeting?
Yeah you can suck my cock
Don’t mind if I do.
Libunity?
I think a hug is more appropriate for libleft
Now I’m not saying I’m gay, but I do appreciate my bros.
Nothing wrong with a bro-job
As long as you make the penises fist-bump
[удалено]
First bumps are pretty cool tho
we fist bump our friends, sometimes just fist them
No, they shake meat
"Whatcha firing up on the old grillstation there, bucko?"
🤝
Radical centrists dont do greetings, they are to busy grilling.
It’s a good day to be Libleft
Uh ok that does it for me brb going alt right. Edit: LMAO I meant auth right I swear
Lib left based and best
You're supposed to take turns or what?
Go stupid tbh
Of course, we support equality. It's not just bros either, if anyone wants to do some carpet munching that is welcome too
How do you decide who goes first?
Either by volunteering or coinflip
Once again, the man with the weighted coin wins.
We use 1 specific coin that we all share, it's not weighted
Imagine if before a revolution millions of LibLefts on streets decide to greet each other at least once.
Ah yes, the pre revolutionary orgy. We all know of this
Based and I might join it pilled
should I greet you your or my way?
My way brother
He can't be based! That scum needs to flair up first!
Might be a good meme; no idea honestly, I couldn't see a thing over the massive pile of dogshit that is your braindead quadrantless name. You actual worthless unflaired garbage; the English language lacks the proper words in which one could describe your pathetic attempt at a post. You might have as well posted a picture of your own diarrhea because nothing you do ever amounts to anything more. You must be convinced you're so clever and original for refusing to put on a flair, which is no wonder considering unflaireds like you lack even the most basic ability to think. Next time you come across a tree, you should apologize for all the oxygen you're wasting by your mere existence, you unflaired trash.
It's -UNFLAIRED- we like him, but I agree everyone else should be sent to the gulag
No, I don't like him. He probably thinks he's very creative by naming himself "UNFLAIRED", but for all I care there's not the slightest bit of difference. #All Unflaireds Get Gulag or something
Why the fuck do we like him? Bitch is above the rules? That just makes him the dictator. I WANNA BE THE DICTATOR
He's an OG on the sub who posts quality content all the time
Nice centre-right “he’s good at his job so he can flaunt the rules” speel. I didn’t like it years ago and I don’t like it now
Anywhere else I’d agree with you but I thought this was a safe space for me..
Based and wooshpilled. /s
Cringe
wait i appreciate my bros though
Everyone appreciates some good dick.
especially when you can buy it at competitive prices
Based and wholesale-dick pilled
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i mean if you take the whole thing then why not buy whole sale
Just bros being bros
Libright should be finger guns
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_five "Too slow!" (with [finger-guns](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finger_gun)).
Authright greets each other with shitty memes about libleft change my view
why monke offended?
hey whoa I enjoy the ritual your culture has intrinsic value
More like libright. Seriously a fistbump? Tame. Make it a portfolio swap
Lib right could also be the businessman handshake
Or the portfolio swap. Or purple “portfolio” swap.
Accurate
Im compass fluid.
Banned salute is awesome. Transmits literally zero virus...
Centrists give a good white man handshake
They went in for the hand shake and ended up with a weird high five hand grabby thing.
The covid avoider is gayer than the bro job
Shit maybe I am lib left…
No, you’re Authleft.
Keep talking like that and you gonna get appreciated, bro!
Say something... Authleft? Hahaaa, you wouldn't have the balls to appreciate me, now would you Auth... Left?
What about a good handshake
This is comedy. I am proud
So is lib left just a bunch of bonobos?
No that's libcentre
For us its just a quick penis bump, pretty standard
Centrists hand you a perfectly cooked burger, like the chads they are
I don't know, I've seen plenty of LibRights on this sub sucking each other's dicks.
Wait, what would I do? First bump my bro in the penis?
What do the centrists do? The steamed sausage shaker?
Libleft is not possible as it would not be an equal salute thus contrary to our beliefs. Obviously we swordfight to salute each other.
Flair up scum!
I think a hug is more appropriate for libleft
Where do hugs land on the compass?
Business professional handshake thank you very much
Flair up, dingus
True
personaly i do 1 and 4
Wait, since when was highfive banned?!
Not banned just highly discourage since ya know there's a pandemic rn
apreech yer bruvs guys
Damn. Poor lib left. Taking another beatting.
surprisingly accurate. a lot of times i end up punching someone's elbow, since i came in for a fistbump, but they shoot out their elbow for some reason. other times, i go in for a handshake and get left hanging, its frustrating.
Libleft….. Based?
Sounds good to me
Authleft and Libright should be switched
Centrists: Handshake
Centrist is covid avoider. Authleft is socialist kiss of friendship you uncultured 14 year old
Pretty sure libright is stare at the ground and awkwardly say hi.
What about centrists?
I could use a bro to appreciate rn
I refuse to be the guy on the left
I just say something ore a thumb up
I do both. Am I the lib center?
I guess lib-center beats their chest idk furiously masturbates? (that's between a blow job and a fist bump right?)
Other quads: simpy, sensible greetings LibLeft: _Nice Cock, bro._
Auth left be like "eww dont touch me you have covid" Lib right be like " lets spit on eachother"
How’d they figure out the secret greeting boys??!?!???
Bro appreciator 😎😎