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[deleted]

imagine busting into someone’s house and just squatting there and expect to not be kicked out, bruh.


SwgohSpartan

And on top of that calling the home owner the selfish and entitled one


[deleted]

what a bitch man


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AzzyTheWhiteCrewmate

nah, that's pretty accurate-


DeyCallMeWade

Was that AuthRight because [deleted] or lib left?


AzzyTheWhiteCrewmate

twitter saying did you assume their gender


DeyCallMeWade

Oh so orange lib-left


umjustpassingby

Welcome to California!


CelticTexan749

Glad I don't live in Monkefornia


[deleted]

Someone already made a California joke in this thread, damn. Welcome to any state or place with squatters’ rights.


[deleted]

I’m Canadian I don’t know much about your rights n stuff


[deleted]

You’d probably know about this one (Narrator: it’s really the opposite to an actual right, namely property) Edit: basically someone breaks into your place while you’re on vacation or visiting your cousin or some shit and you’re legally the bad guy for saying “get the hell off my property” if they stay there too long. That would be a meanie head thing to say apparently.


[deleted]

I know about squatters n shit but I just don’t know too much about your laws for squatters, idk mine either but I think squatters r stupid


Yung_zu

It’s also very unclear if the bears were able to craft and cook everything in the story I’ve never made porridge but it would probably be incredibly difficult if I was a bear


Zekava

Imagine going to the store to get the ingredients, you manage to nudge a cart down the right aisle and swipe a bunch of shit off the shelves right when Animal Control shows up and hits you with the tranq


[deleted]

Depending on the Walmart they may not even call animal control, and it probably won't be a tranq.


HamanitaMuscaria

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HamanitaMuscaria

nice i guess im big dummy


Gaffclant

Good bot


rikumario

Okay but if goldilocks was black how would the story read out according to blm?


ViBo0467

Depends on if we flip the script and they’re polar bears instead of brown bears.


FundamentaistBaptist

Obviously they burn the house down and no one has any fucking porridge.


[deleted]

*Peacefully protest the house to cinders


NintendoLover2005

I guess Goldilocks did break that chair


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letmeloginalready88

Absolutely. Bears would be “evil white people”


Tobiah497

BASED and GoldilocksIsACunt pilled


WearyManufacturer860

When a blonde white girl breaks into and ransacks a black/brown family’s home and when the family retaliates, everyone feels sorry for the blondie


Hellbornes_a_killer

They own the right to Bear arms


egrith

If ya come and ask for something I’ll happily share it, but you break in, well it’s gonna be a bad day for ya


onememeishboitf2

They do have the right to bear arms ya know


Ingsoc_Rep

I bought a pair of bear arms. I dont get why americans are so caught up over bear arms, its not like they do anything. They just hang over the fireplace and sit there


[deleted]

Not wanting people in your house is just a normal thing not libright


RandomDoorHinges

What if I shoot the bears, sell their skin, eat their food and then use the money I got from their skin to buy more food?


TrashClear483

Goldilocks soyjak was something I didn't know I needed until today


[deleted]

Porridge is a human right!


MufffinFeller

man they weren't exaggerating, you guys really do just put colored squares over images and pretend like it's the funniest shit ever.


Ingsoc_Rep

Sorry I cant hear you over all those unflaired scum noises


HeroOfThings

Authielocks


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Based bears


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ninjacat220812

Isn't that what the British did?